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Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:6/19/2013
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#30121 - Stop being so edgy, you're scaring the children. 05/22/2013 on Politics - politics news,... +1
#30120 - I support it if the criminals won't learn from their actions a… 05/22/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#30119 - I'm studying the history of my country and its endless battle …  [+] (8 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#30240 - repostsrepost (05/23/2013) [-]
If the Netherlands wants to call itself a victim of endless waves of conquerers, I believe Indonesia wants to have a word with you.
User avatar #30243 - beatmasterz (05/23/2013) [-]
When did I say we're victims?
#30124 - valeriya (05/22/2013) [-]
What country?
User avatar #30125 - beatmasterz (05/22/2013) [-]
netherlands
#30126 - valeriya (05/22/2013) [-]
Tulips.
User avatar #30127 - beatmasterz (05/22/2013) [-]
those are turkish
#30128 - valeriya (05/22/2013) [-]
Google Tulip mania.
User avatar #30136 - beatmasterz (05/22/2013) [-]
I know they're dutch, but they originate from turkey.
#11 - THE ITALIAN FLAG?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Xbox Revealed! +3
User avatar #14 - moobur (05/22/2013) [-]
It's the Mexican flag, but the crest is hidden, I got too lazy to engrave it into the Xbox symbol.
User avatar #15 - beatmasterz (05/22/2013) [-]
okay
#28 - Why did you cut out the part where he gave her a kick in the f… 05/22/2013 on Prank Gone Wrong 0
#185 - That's actually pretty alpha. 05/21/2013 on Godlike +5
#137 - I always quicly click a page back. It's like a dark cave with … 05/21/2013 on To Addy +1
#92 - How'd that work out for you?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2013 on Jamie's thoughts when... 0
User avatar #94 - zouphy (05/20/2013) [-]
I feel dumb...
#89 - then what's the problem  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Jamie's thoughts when... 0
User avatar #90 - zouphy (05/20/2013) [-]
Well, the gif said descision, so I tried to be like those cool kids on FJ and show that obvious mistake...
User avatar #92 - beatmasterz (05/20/2013) [-]
How'd that work out for you?
User avatar #94 - zouphy (05/20/2013) [-]
I feel dumb...
#49 - oh 05/20/2013 on Hero +2
#45 - When was that picture made? If it was before he rescued her it…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Hero +8
#48 - N. Korean citizen (05/20/2013) [-]
It was after and no he didn't instantly die you stupid fuck
User avatar #74 - wacemindu (05/20/2013) [-]
You realise that if he suffered brain damage through lack of oxygen then he wouldn't have stood to take that picture?

I think you're the stupid one here anon. Either that pic isn't of him or the post is lying about something.
User avatar #128 - psykobear (05/20/2013) [-]
It could have taken a while to set in, although I'm not defending anon at all. Anon is a jackass. Just saying that it could have not been instantaneous effects.
User avatar #49 - beatmasterz (05/20/2013) [-]
oh
#12 - I don't get how people could mistake a fat woman for a pregnan…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/20/2013 on We're Never Safe from A... -19
User avatar #67 - meganinja (05/20/2013) [-]
not all women are fat all over. There's quite a few women that I know with large bellys, but are not fat in any other way.
User avatar #42 - thetattooedone (05/20/2013) [-]
I just looked fat for a bit. Now my belly is way more pronounced but for a while there, I just looked like I had a gut.
#39 - casinoer (05/20/2013) [-]
This one is not pregnant. She just ate a lot in a small period of time.
#87 - allennis (05/20/2013) [-]
#16 - trollchildxy (05/20/2013) [-]
Pregnant fat woman. Where's your god now?
#82 - the same........ 05/20/2013 on Jamie's thoughts when... +1
#81 - it's decision, smartass  [+] (5 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Jamie's thoughts when... +1
User avatar #88 - zouphy (05/20/2013) [-]
Er... I know.
User avatar #89 - beatmasterz (05/20/2013) [-]
then what's the problem
User avatar #90 - zouphy (05/20/2013) [-]
Well, the gif said descision, so I tried to be like those cool kids on FJ and show that obvious mistake...
User avatar #92 - beatmasterz (05/20/2013) [-]
How'd that work out for you?
User avatar #94 - zouphy (05/20/2013) [-]
I feel dumb...
#80 - That bear in particular was experienced with cage fighting and… 05/20/2013 on Jamie's thoughts when... +4
#29581 - Yeah, I looked it up and turned out I was wrong. 05/19/2013 on Religion Board 0
#29550 - According to cracked hell and the devil are never mentioned in…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Religion Board 0
#29656 - thezillis (05/20/2013) [-]
The devil is mentioned in the bible
The article was about the exact appearance of the devil
Cracked isnt a very good source
User avatar #29576 - reretzu (05/19/2013) [-]
Actually, Cracked never stated anything like that, however, they did write about how the whole goat with horns look wasn't mentioned in the bible, perhaps you got it mixed up.
User avatar #29581 - beatmasterz (05/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, I looked it up and turned out I was wrong.
User avatar #29560 - Korosia (05/19/2013) [-]
According to a quick word search of the Kindle version (ESV), the word "devil" is mentioned 35 times, and the word "Satan" is mentioned 58 times. (This doesn't, of course, include all the times where he's refered to via metaphor or under a different name)
User avatar #29558 - jokeface (05/19/2013) [-]
I can't tell if you're be serious. First of all, Cracked is not a reliable source of information. In fact it's worse than Wikipedia. Second of all, the devil is mentioned a bunch. Hell is too but the Bible doesn't go into detail about what it's like there.
#463285 - Are any of those in the 21st century?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #463299 - Mlafster (05/19/2013) [-]
Nah, except Rise of Nations, Rise of nations you evolve your nation through time from stone age to futuristic shit robots and that ..
but if you asked if they were old games then the answer is yes.
#29645 - If Romney were elected, would you all be compaining about cons…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #29687 - oxan (05/20/2013) [-]
Yes.

It's a two party system, that's how it goes. Watch Australia - everyone's fed up with Labor. Give it a few years, it'll be the same with Liberal.
User avatar #29673 - pebar (05/19/2013) [-]
Romney was a spy for the democrats
User avatar #29649 - byposted (05/19/2013) [-]
Romney wasn't even running on a Conservative platform. He did nothing his entire career for Conservatives, embraced no Conservative cause, and it showed in his run. He was literally the least Conservative of all the Republicans and it is doubtful that he would embrace Conservatism while in office lest what was his "moderate" campaign run would prove him to be just another crooked politician. "Vote for Mitt Romney and we promise you that not only will he get elected, he'll govern conservatively," is a big bet given his political history. Millions of Conservative voters boycotted the election as such.

A true Conservative to the like of Reagan can never be elected again. We'll just have more Obamas (More radical Obamas) until this string caves in on itself. For matter of efficiency, the Negroes and Mexicans should just install His Excellency Obama as King since this is bound to happen. The House check, which is the last thing that stands before it, is bound to fall as Mexico annexes Texas and Arizona.
#29648 - valeriya (05/19/2013) [-]
No idea, I thought it was standard political practice to blame someone of an opposing ideology for anything that happened ever, except when something good happened in which case it was your ideology.
#29646 - N. Korean citizen (05/19/2013) [-]
Probably.

And have threads about abortions.
#29543 - The devil doesn't exist according to the bible, so it's probab…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #29553 - thebritishguy (05/19/2013) [-]
1 John 3:8
"Whoever makes a practice of sinning is of the devil, for the devil has been sinning from the beginning. The reason the Son of God appeared was to destroy the works of the devil."
It seems to me like the devil exists according to the bible.
User avatar #29546 - jokeface (05/19/2013) [-]
Um...what?
User avatar #29550 - beatmasterz (05/19/2013) [-]
According to cracked hell and the devil are never mentioned in the bible
#29656 - thezillis (05/20/2013) [-]
The devil is mentioned in the bible
The article was about the exact appearance of the devil
Cracked isnt a very good source
User avatar #29576 - reretzu (05/19/2013) [-]
Actually, Cracked never stated anything like that, however, they did write about how the whole goat with horns look wasn't mentioned in the bible, perhaps you got it mixed up.
User avatar #29581 - beatmasterz (05/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, I looked it up and turned out I was wrong.
User avatar #29560 - Korosia (05/19/2013) [-]
According to a quick word search of the Kindle version (ESV), the word "devil" is mentioned 35 times, and the word "Satan" is mentioned 58 times. (This doesn't, of course, include all the times where he's refered to via metaphor or under a different name)
User avatar #29558 - jokeface (05/19/2013) [-]
I can't tell if you're be serious. First of all, Cracked is not a reliable source of information. In fact it's worse than Wikipedia. Second of all, the devil is mentioned a bunch. Hell is too but the Bible doesn't go into detail about what it's like there.
#2 - Where people speak english..  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2013 on STAR WARS 0
User avatar #5 - fuzzyballs (05/19/2013) [-]
humans
in a galaxy, far, far away
a fuckovalong time ago
where aliens prefer to learn how to speak english instead of getting some sort of computer to translate
User avatar #3 - feyhu (05/19/2013) [-]
we don't know the limits of the universe yet.
#2 - Why don't you run for president? It's goddamn easy complaining…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2013 on Success Will Never Occur -2
#3 - watyoutalkabout Comment deleted by beatmasterz
#58320 - What really grinds my gears is when someone inserts a pretty c… 05/19/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +10
#463017 - Is there a game where you have to conquer the world through al…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +4
User avatar #463025 - Mlafster (05/19/2013) [-]
Dunno much about the subject, but if I'm not mistaken
1. Rome : Total War (Any game from these series)
2. Age of the Empires
3. Age of Mythology
4. Rise of Nations
User avatar #463285 - beatmasterz (05/19/2013) [-]
Are any of those in the 21st century?
User avatar #463299 - Mlafster (05/19/2013) [-]
Nah, except Rise of Nations, Rise of nations you evolve your nation through time from stone age to futuristic shit robots and that ..
but if you asked if they were old games then the answer is yes.
#32 - weeping  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2013 on Ching Chong. +3
User avatar #83 - edwardyeap (05/18/2013) [-]
Huep. Now I feel fucking dumb.
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User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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