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beatmasterz

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:2/28/2015
Location:Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#7730
Comment Ranking:#11017
Highest Content Rank:#6889
Highest Comment Rank:#282
Content Thumbs: 741 total,  998 ,  257
Comment Thumbs: 12593 total,  16148 ,  3555
Content Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 74 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 75 Content: FJ Cultist
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Subscribers:2
Content Views:5861
Times Content Favorited:3 times
Total Comments Made:5332
FJ Points:3605

latest user's comments

#20 - All the fedoras in the world can't illustrate my wisdom. 12/31/2014 on High Tech -2
#14 - I don't think, I know.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2014 on High Tech -4
#15 - icewraith (12/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 - beatmasterz (12/31/2014) [-]
All the fedoras in the world can't illustrate my wisdom.
#12 - Think before you write a comment. That's how people die.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/31/2014 on High Tech -5
User avatar #13 - icewraith (12/31/2014) [-]
So what do you think of before you write these comments, besides childhood and high school abuse?
User avatar #14 - beatmasterz (12/31/2014) [-]
I don't think, I know.
#15 - icewraith (12/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 - beatmasterz (12/31/2014) [-]
All the fedoras in the world can't illustrate my wisdom.
#10 - are you retarded  [+] (14 new replies) 12/31/2014 on High Tech -12
User avatar #11 - icewraith (12/31/2014) [-]
No need to be an aggressive autist, I just didn't notice the oven
User avatar #32 - Elk (12/31/2014) [-]
lolol I was insulted so ima call u le awtist xD

Fuck off with that shit.
User avatar #62 - icewraith (01/01/2015) [-]
Go take your incinerated anus somewhere else, autist
#64 - icewraith has deleted their comment.
#63 - Elk (01/01/2015) [-]
Stop being so edgy. You'll poke your eye out, kid. Also, I'm tired of getting chemo because your comments give me cancer.
User avatar #65 - icewraith (01/01/2015) [-]
Go take your incinerated anus somewhere else, autist
User avatar #40 - KevinPutt (12/31/2014) [-]
But beatmaster.z calling i.cewraith retarded was perfectly fine.
Right.
User avatar #42 - Elk (12/31/2014) [-]
Literally every conversation that I've seen him in where someone has disagreed with him, he's called them an autist in retaliation.
User avatar #43 - KevinPutt (12/31/2014) [-]
yeah, i guess you're right.
that is a pretty not cool thing to do.
so they're both assholes.
User avatar #12 - beatmasterz (12/31/2014) [-]
Think before you write a comment. That's how people die.
User avatar #13 - icewraith (12/31/2014) [-]
So what do you think of before you write these comments, besides childhood and high school abuse?
User avatar #14 - beatmasterz (12/31/2014) [-]
I don't think, I know.
#15 - icewraith (12/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 - beatmasterz (12/31/2014) [-]
All the fedoras in the world can't illustrate my wisdom.
#11 - mfw someone asks me how to nod 12/30/2014 on desc +5
#23 - "What tea is hard to swallow?" I immediatel… 12/30/2014 on laffy taffy king of puns +6
#52 - There were some pics of her when she was just out of pregnancy… 12/30/2014 on (untitled) 0
#135 - To be honest if a girl I didn't know said that to me I probabl… 12/30/2014 on Another tumblr post 0
#78 - Thanks  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on Anti-gunnerz be like 0
User avatar #98 - jjamesgordon (12/29/2014) [-]
No problem.
#71 - yah  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Anti-gunnerz be like 0
User avatar #72 - jjamesgordon (12/29/2014) [-]
Okay, just making sure before I type it all out.

A tactical weapon is one that is optimized for tactical operations. Generally the weapon will be a matte black or camouflage in color, will have numerous access rails for things like grenade attachments, secondary sights, flashlights, etc., and will also usually feature something to streamline the use of said weapon.

With shotguns, said streamlining is usually revolved around the reloading mechanism, or the slide depending on the setup. Most "tactical" shotguns will have drum-fed capabilities.

As for "tactical" rifles and pistols, the same applies. Usually there will be upper and lower rails for accessories, streamlined functions such as magazine releases, and also other small enhancements like some boring around the magazine receiver to assist with reloading in a heated, under-fire situation.
User avatar #78 - beatmasterz (12/29/2014) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #98 - jjamesgordon (12/29/2014) [-]
No problem.
#12 - Based al bundy 12/29/2014 on Good man +9
#63 - What does tactical mean?  [+] (5 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Anti-gunnerz be like 0
User avatar #65 - jjamesgordon (12/29/2014) [-]
In terms of firearms?
User avatar #71 - beatmasterz (12/29/2014) [-]
yah
User avatar #72 - jjamesgordon (12/29/2014) [-]
Okay, just making sure before I type it all out.

A tactical weapon is one that is optimized for tactical operations. Generally the weapon will be a matte black or camouflage in color, will have numerous access rails for things like grenade attachments, secondary sights, flashlights, etc., and will also usually feature something to streamline the use of said weapon.

With shotguns, said streamlining is usually revolved around the reloading mechanism, or the slide depending on the setup. Most "tactical" shotguns will have drum-fed capabilities.

As for "tactical" rifles and pistols, the same applies. Usually there will be upper and lower rails for accessories, streamlined functions such as magazine releases, and also other small enhancements like some boring around the magazine receiver to assist with reloading in a heated, under-fire situation.
User avatar #78 - beatmasterz (12/29/2014) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #98 - jjamesgordon (12/29/2014) [-]
No problem.
#182 - excellent 12/29/2014 on muslim girls are the best 0
#25 - **beatmasterz used "*roll picture*"** **beatmasterz rolled … 12/28/2014 on Spare time triplets: Zora mask 0
#168578 - I don't think I can search by state 12/28/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#168574 - there are a ******* of universities in maryland  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #168575 - derpityhurr (12/28/2014) [-]
try them all
if you want you can PM me the name and i can help
#168569 - Can I find someone online with only: -her first name …  [+] (9 new replies) 12/28/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #168604 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/28/2014) [-]
idk if you can find someone with the information of their skin color. Just sayin
User avatar #168603 - rereviven (12/28/2014) [-]
Do you know any of her usernames to a website?
User avatar #168582 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (12/28/2014) [-]
Facebook?
User avatar #168580 - silverzepher (12/28/2014) [-]
Maybe, you would do better with a name current Ares, and estimate on age. and go to 411
User avatar #168577 - awesomerninjathing (12/28/2014) [-]
do you know what she looks like?

go on facebook advanced search, type her name, search by state, and look through the girls
User avatar #168578 - beatmasterz (12/28/2014) [-]
I don't think I can search by state
User avatar #168570 - derpityhurr (12/28/2014) [-]
you prolly know the university she goes to based on the state
if the name is really black or just unique it won't be too hard
User avatar #168574 - beatmasterz (12/28/2014) [-]
there are a fuckton of universities in maryland
User avatar #168575 - derpityhurr (12/28/2014) [-]
try them all
if you want you can PM me the name and i can help
#22 - Your girl goes on tinder to **** random strangers. 12/27/2014 on My type of girl 0
#19 - He had sex with his mom 12/27/2014 on Thanks mom 0
#224 - **beatmasterz used "*roll cah answer*"** **beatmasterz roll… 12/27/2014 on Well it's true 0
#223 - **beatmasterz used "*roll cah answer*"** **beatmasterz roll… 12/27/2014 on Well it's true 0
#222 - **beatmasterz used "*roll cah question*"** **beatmasterz ro…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2014 on Well it's true 0
User avatar #224 - beatmasterz (12/27/2014) [-]
**beatmasterz used "*roll cah answer*"**
**beatmasterz rolls Praying the gay away.**
User avatar #223 - beatmasterz (12/27/2014) [-]
**beatmasterz used "*roll cah answer*"**
**beatmasterz rolls A Christmas stocking full of coleslaw.**
#36 - Op if you're talking about that experiment with the people in … 12/26/2014 on brain "facts" 0
#31 - ask your dad 12/25/2014 on Dan Bilzerian. Because..... 0
#25 - I woudl but I already sucked your dad's  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Dan Bilzerian. Because..... -2
User avatar #27 - jdrinfantry (12/25/2014) [-]
How does it feel to be necrophilic, fag?
User avatar #31 - beatmasterz (12/25/2014) [-]
ask your dad
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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