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Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:7/13/2014
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#30 - Well sure I'd probably do her, but that doesn't mean she's attractive 3 hours ago on OC 0
#463 - **beatmasterz rolls 828,898** what's a titty squeezer 4 hours ago on Big Titty Squeezer 0
#53 - These things? I wouldn't call that a slice, more like a chunk.  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on My Mind is Still Blown 0
User avatar #54 - cormy (5 hours ago) [-]
Eh, usually when I think of chunks I think of cubic things that are usually large. And usually heavy. You know, a chunk of meat. A chunk of iron.
I don't use chunks when referring to fruits and vegetables. You can dice 'em, slice 'em , cut them into cubes, halves, cross-sections...
I wouldn't ask someone to pass me a chunk of orange. I would ask them to give me a slice of that orange.
#51 - Do you mean the triangles?  [+] (8 new replies) 5 hours ago on My Mind is Still Blown 0
User avatar #52 - cormy (5 hours ago) [-]
Well sure if you want to call them that, though they really look nothing like triangles. They look like... Slices.
User avatar #59 - realvegzillar (4 hours ago) [-]
Segments
User avatar #63 - cormy (4 hours ago) [-]
A segment isn't really a word you can attribute to a shape though =\ It just means piece. You can have a segmented stick. There are many segments to a ship or train, none of them look like the shape of an orange slice.
It's too broad a term for me to attribute it to that particular piece of an orange.
User avatar #65 - realvegzillar (4 hours ago) [-]
_ "There are usually ten segments in an orange, but sometimes there are more."_
Source: simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_(fruit)
User avatar #66 - cormy (4 hours ago) [-]
I know it has segments! I'm just saying that a segment doesn't specifically apply to the things we refer to as slices. There are other segments to an orange, like the ones within the segments you are referring to right now. Those individual pulp pieces are also segments.
#67 - realvegzillar (4 hours ago) [-]
#53 - beatmasterz (5 hours ago) [-]
These things? I wouldn't call that a slice, more like a chunk.
User avatar #54 - cormy (5 hours ago) [-]
Eh, usually when I think of chunks I think of cubic things that are usually large. And usually heavy. You know, a chunk of meat. A chunk of iron.
I don't use chunks when referring to fruits and vegetables. You can dice 'em, slice 'em , cut them into cubes, halves, cross-sections...
I wouldn't ask someone to pass me a chunk of orange. I would ask them to give me a slice of that orange.
#95 - HAH 5 hours ago on She suspects nothing +1
#94 - **beatmasterz rolls 14** If dubs then my big tittied mommy … 5 hours ago on She suspects nothing 0
#47 - What? Since when are oranges pre-sliced? Do you mean there are…  [+] (10 new replies) 5 hours ago on My Mind is Still Blown 0
User avatar #50 - cormy (5 hours ago) [-]
He means that oranges have uh... Slices. I can't... Say it any other way. When you open an orange there are many individual juicy little pieces to it, each individually packaged with their owns skins. We refer to these as slices.
User avatar #51 - beatmasterz (5 hours ago) [-]
Do you mean the triangles?
User avatar #52 - cormy (5 hours ago) [-]
Well sure if you want to call them that, though they really look nothing like triangles. They look like... Slices.
User avatar #59 - realvegzillar (4 hours ago) [-]
Segments
User avatar #63 - cormy (4 hours ago) [-]
A segment isn't really a word you can attribute to a shape though =\ It just means piece. You can have a segmented stick. There are many segments to a ship or train, none of them look like the shape of an orange slice.
It's too broad a term for me to attribute it to that particular piece of an orange.
User avatar #65 - realvegzillar (4 hours ago) [-]
_ "There are usually ten segments in an orange, but sometimes there are more."_
Source: simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_(fruit)
User avatar #66 - cormy (4 hours ago) [-]
I know it has segments! I'm just saying that a segment doesn't specifically apply to the things we refer to as slices. There are other segments to an orange, like the ones within the segments you are referring to right now. Those individual pulp pieces are also segments.
#67 - realvegzillar (4 hours ago) [-]
#53 - beatmasterz (5 hours ago) [-]
These things? I wouldn't call that a slice, more like a chunk.
User avatar #54 - cormy (5 hours ago) [-]
Eh, usually when I think of chunks I think of cubic things that are usually large. And usually heavy. You know, a chunk of meat. A chunk of iron.
I don't use chunks when referring to fruits and vegetables. You can dice 'em, slice 'em , cut them into cubes, halves, cross-sections...
I wouldn't ask someone to pass me a chunk of orange. I would ask them to give me a slice of that orange.
#29 - Tumblr is full of little kids.  [+] (1 new reply) 14 hours ago on my life in one post 0
#31 - anonymous (13 hours ago) [-]
Wow, you think?
#67 - That's how good his music is. 14 hours ago on M&Ms +1
#39 - If your "faith" in humanity is lost or restored by r… 17 hours ago on Faith in Humanity by Vlade +10

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User avatar #65 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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