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#29581 - Yeah, I looked it up and turned out I was wrong. 16 hours ago on Religion Board 0
#29550 - According to cracked hell and the devil are never mentioned in…  [+] (5 new replies) 19 hours ago on Religion Board 0
#29656 - thezillis (4 hours ago) [-]
The devil is mentioned in the bible
The article was about the exact appearance of the devil
Cracked isnt a very good source
User avatar #29576 - reretzu (18 hours ago) [-]
Actually, Cracked never stated anything like that, however, they did write about how the whole goat with horns look wasn't mentioned in the bible, perhaps you got it mixed up.
User avatar #29581 - beatmasterz (16 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, I looked it up and turned out I was wrong.
User avatar #29560 - Korosia (18 hours ago) [-]
According to a quick word search of the Kindle version (ESV), the word "devil" is mentioned 35 times, and the word "Satan" is mentioned 58 times. (This doesn't, of course, include all the times where he's refered to via metaphor or under a different name)
User avatar #29558 - jokeface (18 hours ago) [-]
I can't tell if you're be serious. First of all, Cracked is not a reliable source of information. In fact it's worse than Wikipedia. Second of all, the devil is mentioned a bunch. Hell is too but the Bible doesn't go into detail about what it's like there.
#463285 - Are any of those in the 21st century?  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #463299 - Mlafster (20 hours ago) [-]
Nah, except Rise of Nations, Rise of nations you evolve your nation through time from stone age to futuristic shit robots and that ..
but if you asked if they were old games then the answer is yes.
#29645 - If Romney were elected, would you all be compaining about cons…  [+] (5 new replies) 22 hours ago on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #29687 - oxan (8 hours ago) [-]
Yes.

It's a two party system, that's how it goes. Watch Australia - everyone's fed up with Labor. Give it a few years, it'll be the same with Liberal.
User avatar #29673 - pebar (15 hours ago) [-]
Romney was a spy for the democrats
User avatar #29649 - byposted (21 hours ago) [-]
Romney wasn't even running on a Conservative platform. He did nothing his entire career for Conservatives, embraced no Conservative cause, and it showed in his run. He was literally the least Conservative of all the Republicans and it is doubtful that he would embrace Conservatism while in office lest what was his "moderate" campaign run would prove him to be just another crooked politician. "Vote for Mitt Romney and we promise you that not only will he get elected, he'll govern conservatively," is a big bet given his political history. Millions of Conservative voters boycotted the election as such.

A true Conservative to the like of Reagan can never be elected again. We'll just have more Obamas (More radical Obamas) until this string caves in on itself. For matter of efficiency, the Negroes and Mexicans should just install His Excellency Obama as King since this is bound to happen. The House check, which is the last thing that stands before it, is bound to fall as Mexico annexes Texas and Arizona.
#29648 - valeriya (21 hours ago) [-]
No idea, I thought it was standard political practice to blame someone of an opposing ideology for anything that happened ever, except when something good happened in which case it was your ideology.
#29646 - N. Korean citizen (21 hours ago) [-]
Probably.

And have threads about abortions.
#29543 - The devil doesn't exist according to the bible, so it's probab…  [+] (8 new replies) 22 hours ago on Religion Board 0
User avatar #29553 - thebritishguy (19 hours ago) [-]
1 John 3:8
"Whoever makes a practice of sinning is of the devil, for the devil has been sinning from the beginning. The reason the Son of God appeared was to destroy the works of the devil."
It seems to me like the devil exists according to the bible.
User avatar #29546 - jokeface (19 hours ago) [-]
Um...what?
User avatar #29550 - beatmasterz (19 hours ago) [-]
According to cracked hell and the devil are never mentioned in the bible
#29656 - thezillis (4 hours ago) [-]
The devil is mentioned in the bible
The article was about the exact appearance of the devil
Cracked isnt a very good source
User avatar #29576 - reretzu (18 hours ago) [-]
Actually, Cracked never stated anything like that, however, they did write about how the whole goat with horns look wasn't mentioned in the bible, perhaps you got it mixed up.
User avatar #29581 - beatmasterz (16 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, I looked it up and turned out I was wrong.
User avatar #29560 - Korosia (18 hours ago) [-]
According to a quick word search of the Kindle version (ESV), the word "devil" is mentioned 35 times, and the word "Satan" is mentioned 58 times. (This doesn't, of course, include all the times where he's refered to via metaphor or under a different name)
User avatar #29558 - jokeface (18 hours ago) [-]
I can't tell if you're be serious. First of all, Cracked is not a reliable source of information. In fact it's worse than Wikipedia. Second of all, the devil is mentioned a bunch. Hell is too but the Bible doesn't go into detail about what it's like there.
#2 - Where people speak english..  [+] (2 new replies) 22 hours ago on STAR WARS 0
User avatar #5 - fuzzyballs (21 hours ago) [-]
humans
in a galaxy, far, far away
a fuckovalong time ago
where aliens prefer to learn how to speak english instead of getting some sort of computer to translate
User avatar #3 - feyhu (21 hours ago) [-]
we don't know the limits of the universe yet.
#2 - Why don't you run for president? It's goddamn easy complaining…  [+] (1 new reply) 22 hours ago on Success Will Never Occur -2
#3 - watyoutalkabout Comment deleted by beatmasterz
#58320 - What really grinds my gears is when someone inserts a pretty c… 22 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... +9
#463017 - Is there a game where you have to conquer the world through al…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +4
User avatar #463025 - Mlafster (05/19/2013) [-]
Dunno much about the subject, but if I'm not mistaken
1. Rome : Total War (Any game from these series)
2. Age of the Empires
3. Age of Mythology
4. Rise of Nations
User avatar #463285 - beatmasterz (20 hours ago) [-]
Are any of those in the 21st century?
User avatar #463299 - Mlafster (20 hours ago) [-]
Nah, except Rise of Nations, Rise of nations you evolve your nation through time from stone age to futuristic shit robots and that ..
but if you asked if they were old games then the answer is yes.
#32 - weeping  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2013 on Ching Chong. +3
User avatar #83 - edwardyeap (05/18/2013) [-]
Huep. Now I feel fucking dumb.
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User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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