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Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:12/21/2014
Location:Netherlands
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#73 - They're talking about >5'8 12/19/2014 on Picky Women 0
#161 - >cartoon I knew I wasn't weird 12/19/2014 on Porn Searches 0
#167437 - You're 22. You don't get to choose amymore. 12/18/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#391 - **beatmasterz used "*roll cis privilege*"** **beatmasterz r… 12/16/2014 on Did you check your... +1
#3598 - Thanks 12/16/2014 on /science/ board 0
#68 - Yeah it's not like our delta works have been declared one of t… 12/16/2014 on Global warning +2
#65 - We're the only country in the world who succesfully conquered …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Global warning +1
#67 - adamks (12/16/2014) [-]
You have not conquered water, you just have yet to be conquered by it. Also, let's not talk about the rest of your achievements, as they are so few and far between that everyone knows about them.
User avatar #68 - beatmasterz (12/16/2014) [-]
Yeah it's not like our delta works have been declared one of the seven world wonders of civil engineering...
#3596 - Theirs are dark blue and mine are grey-green. What would case …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2014 on /science/ board 0
User avatar #3597 - nimba (12/16/2014) [-]
I don't particularly think it's that upon a little bit of reading. There are a number of genes and alleles which contribute to the spectrum of eye colours. Your parents are double recessive for the genes that produces melanin on the iris, which guarantees for recessive eye colours like yours to be produced, those colours dictated by the genotype of other genes. Your parents may have had a genotype in the other genes like Gg x Gg - G means blue and g means green. If G is dominant to g then they will present with blue eyes in the absence of melanin. However there is a 0.25 probability that their progeny can be double recessive for this gene - which could explain you having a supposed genotype gg.
So I guess if you consider a 1 in 4 chance occurring to be freakish then I suppose you could be considered a freak in that regard, though I wouldn't really.
User avatar #3598 - beatmasterz (12/16/2014) [-]
Thanks
#63 - That was also the last time a flood every happened in the hist…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Global warning +3
#64 - adamks (12/16/2014) [-]
Kinda sounds more like you're the water bitch and constantly have to barricade to make sure it doesn't destroy everything you love?
User avatar #65 - beatmasterz (12/16/2014) [-]
We're the only country in the world who succesfully conquered water. FUCKING WATER. Do I also need to add we made spain our bitch? And I'm not even talking about the world cup.
#67 - adamks (12/16/2014) [-]
You have not conquered water, you just have yet to be conquered by it. Also, let's not talk about the rest of your achievements, as they are so few and far between that everyone knows about them.
User avatar #68 - beatmasterz (12/16/2014) [-]
Yeah it's not like our delta works have been declared one of the seven world wonders of civil engineering...
#3592 - My parents both have blue eyes and I have green eyes. Am I a g…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/16/2014 on /science/ board 0
#3630 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
you;re adopted
User avatar #3595 - nimba (12/16/2014) [-]
blue eyes can turn into green eyes after the fact. You probably have a blue eye genotype but your phenotype may be different because of post-sexual modification or differences in your gene expression but these can be difficult to predict without a genetic test.
Also these things can be subjective - are both your parents definitely blue eyed and are you definitely green eyed or is it possible that your eyes are merely on the greenish end of the blue spectrum?
User avatar #3596 - beatmasterz (12/16/2014) [-]
Theirs are dark blue and mine are grey-green. What would case this alteration?
User avatar #3597 - nimba (12/16/2014) [-]
I don't particularly think it's that upon a little bit of reading. There are a number of genes and alleles which contribute to the spectrum of eye colours. Your parents are double recessive for the genes that produces melanin on the iris, which guarantees for recessive eye colours like yours to be produced, those colours dictated by the genotype of other genes. Your parents may have had a genotype in the other genes like Gg x Gg - G means blue and g means green. If G is dominant to g then they will present with blue eyes in the absence of melanin. However there is a 0.25 probability that their progeny can be double recessive for this gene - which could explain you having a supposed genotype gg.
So I guess if you consider a 1 in 4 chance occurring to be freakish then I suppose you could be considered a freak in that regard, though I wouldn't really.
User avatar #3598 - beatmasterz (12/16/2014) [-]
Thanks

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User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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