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#772 - **beatentoast rolled a random image posted in comment #85 a… 03/24/2014 on LaChance 0
#52 - Picture 03/24/2014 on 4chong 0
#115 - In a lot of places it's illegal to ride on the sidewalk 03/23/2014 on cycling 0
#8242951 - **** 03/23/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#323 - NO im butt mad tho, its a ******* theoretical rep…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Part 3 0
#324 - anonymous (03/25/2014) [-]
That theoretical representation is very misleading and incorrect then, is it not?

And you are a very silly man to believe it.
User avatar #325 - beatentoast (03/25/2014) [-]
How do you know Im a man tho? What if im not?
#12 - its clearly my 9gag army Lol we guna hack you anonmus 03/23/2014 on Military rolls 0
#10 - Good cus CC is mai waifu 03/23/2014 on Too Much Pressure +1
#320 - Lake Superior has a surface area of 31,700 square miles (82,10…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Part 3 0
#322 - anonymous (03/23/2014) [-]
But America is not a flat pancake you flatface

So your argument is invalid.

Are you going to cry? Do you want me to call your flat-faced mommy?

User avatar #323 - beatentoast (03/23/2014) [-]
NO im butt mad tho, its a fucking theoretical representation of how much water is in the lake. The fact that the landmass has contoured is just a non issue because the calculation uses area not volume of the continent. you just fling shit pls stop sir
#324 - anonymous (03/25/2014) [-]
That theoretical representation is very misleading and incorrect then, is it not?

And you are a very silly man to believe it.
User avatar #325 - beatentoast (03/25/2014) [-]
How do you know Im a man tho? What if im not?
#319 - Lol anonymous to funny 03/22/2014 on Part 3 0
#313 - Water looks level with the ground (ready for the twist) its no…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Part 3 0
#318 - anonymous (03/22/2014) [-]
Oh, don't you say.

BUT (ready for the twist) each depression and elevation in North America is a part of North America, so "duh, the lake is already in America and there's not a foot of water covering it"

I call this BULLSHIT and you are a MORON
User avatar #320 - beatentoast (03/22/2014) [-]
Lake Superior has a surface area of 31,700 square miles (82,103 km2),[1] which is approximately the size of South Carolina. It has a maximum length of 350 statute miles (560 km; 300 nmi) and maximum breadth of 160 statute miles (257 km; 139 nmi).[2] Its average depth is 80.5 fathoms (483 ft; 147 m) with a maximum depth of 222 fathoms (1,332 ft; 406 m).[1][2][3] Lake Superior contains 2,900 cubic miles (12,100 km³) of water.[1] There is enough water in Lake Superior to cover the entire land mass of North and South America to a depth of 30 centimetres (12 in).[12] The shoreline of the lake stretches 2,726 miles (4,387 km) (including islands).[1] en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Superior#Hydrography
#322 - anonymous (03/23/2014) [-]
But America is not a flat pancake you flatface

So your argument is invalid.

Are you going to cry? Do you want me to call your flat-faced mommy?

User avatar #323 - beatentoast (03/23/2014) [-]
NO im butt mad tho, its a fucking theoretical representation of how much water is in the lake. The fact that the landmass has contoured is just a non issue because the calculation uses area not volume of the continent. you just fling shit pls stop sir
#324 - anonymous (03/25/2014) [-]
That theoretical representation is very misleading and incorrect then, is it not?

And you are a very silly man to believe it.
User avatar #325 - beatentoast (03/25/2014) [-]
How do you know Im a man tho? What if im not?
User avatar #319 - beatentoast (03/22/2014) [-]
Lol anonymous to funny
#166 - Actual actuality of the "actual" Christianity 03/21/2014 on Good Christians are best... +4
#305 - Cuz like idk mabys the floor of the lake is considerably lower…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Part 3 0
#311 - anonymous (03/21/2014) [-]
Oh, so let's think about South America as a fucking pancake, eh?

It's still a fucking part of a fucking South America, even if it's a fucking 500 miles deep and another 500 miles more.

So guess what... IT WON'T FUCKING PUT A FOOT DEEP WATER COVER OVER A FUCKING AMERICA. Not in your wildest wettest dreams. You uneducated fucktard.
#313 - beatentoast (03/21/2014) [-]
Water looks level with the ground (ready for the twist) its not. the land slowly inclines. duh the lake is like a glass of water, it holds it.
#318 - anonymous (03/22/2014) [-]
Oh, don't you say.

BUT (ready for the twist) each depression and elevation in North America is a part of North America, so "duh, the lake is already in America and there's not a foot of water covering it"

I call this BULLSHIT and you are a MORON
User avatar #320 - beatentoast (03/22/2014) [-]
Lake Superior has a surface area of 31,700 square miles (82,103 km2),[1] which is approximately the size of South Carolina. It has a maximum length of 350 statute miles (560 km; 300 nmi) and maximum breadth of 160 statute miles (257 km; 139 nmi).[2] Its average depth is 80.5 fathoms (483 ft; 147 m) with a maximum depth of 222 fathoms (1,332 ft; 406 m).[1][2][3] Lake Superior contains 2,900 cubic miles (12,100 km³) of water.[1] There is enough water in Lake Superior to cover the entire land mass of North and South America to a depth of 30 centimetres (12 in).[12] The shoreline of the lake stretches 2,726 miles (4,387 km) (including islands).[1] en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Superior#Hydrography
#322 - anonymous (03/23/2014) [-]
But America is not a flat pancake you flatface

So your argument is invalid.

Are you going to cry? Do you want me to call your flat-faced mommy?

User avatar #323 - beatentoast (03/23/2014) [-]
NO im butt mad tho, its a fucking theoretical representation of how much water is in the lake. The fact that the landmass has contoured is just a non issue because the calculation uses area not volume of the continent. you just fling shit pls stop sir
#324 - anonymous (03/25/2014) [-]
That theoretical representation is very misleading and incorrect then, is it not?

And you are a very silly man to believe it.
User avatar #325 - beatentoast (03/25/2014) [-]
How do you know Im a man tho? What if im not?
User avatar #319 - beatentoast (03/22/2014) [-]
Lol anonymous to funny
#312 - anonymous (03/21/2014) [-]
or North America... whatever
#19 - 10/10 after finishing baccano would watch with them instead 03/20/2014 on That Episode... 0
#111 - well personally mai waifu is holo but its ok  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2014 on Crimeas new general 0
#115 - Sethorein (03/20/2014) [-]
A wise wolf, for a wise man.
#100 - Top Lel nice me-me mate  [+] (3 new replies) 03/20/2014 on Crimeas new general -2
#109 - senjougahara (03/20/2014) [-]
Im sorry I couldnt please you.
User avatar #111 - beatentoast (03/20/2014) [-]
well personally mai waifu is holo but its ok
#115 - Sethorein (03/20/2014) [-]
A wise wolf, for a wise man.
#170 - >implying engineering is not a science 03/17/2014 on ohh +2
#83 - That makes me happy 03/09/2014 on The USA Family 0
#80 - ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄█▄ …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/09/2014 on The USA Family +3
#82 - vonspyder (03/09/2014) [-]
#83 - beatentoast (03/09/2014) [-]
That makes me happy
#52 - ARE THE LEGS YOU ****** ********* WH…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/09/2014 on The USA Family +1
User avatar #64 - serotonin (03/09/2014) [-]
I just croped it from some comic. Imagine it is some kind of fancy piedestal or something
User avatar #80 - beatentoast (03/09/2014) [-]
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#82 - vonspyder (03/09/2014) [-]
#83 - beatentoast (03/09/2014) [-]
That makes me happy
#98 - Comment deleted 03/04/2014 on Did You Know Gaming Comp 0
#75 - Picture 03/03/2014 on Did You Know Gaming Comp 0
#72 - No........... ******  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2014 on Did You Know Gaming Comp 0
#74 - poccylane (03/03/2014) [-]
*sighs* I'm done here...
#75 - beatentoast (03/03/2014) [-]
#70 - vi·o·lent ˈvī(ə)lənt/Submit adjective 1. …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/03/2014 on Did You Know Gaming Comp 0
#71 - poccylane (03/03/2014) [-]
You know what I mean...
User avatar #72 - beatentoast (03/03/2014) [-]
No...........Nigger
#74 - poccylane (03/03/2014) [-]
*sighs* I'm done here...
#75 - beatentoast (03/03/2014) [-]
#68 - ******  [+] (6 new replies) 03/03/2014 on Did You Know Gaming Comp 0
#69 - poccylane (03/03/2014) [-]
Well that was violence out of nowhere. Why did you even evolve to that? I was never violent, so why did you get violent?
User avatar #70 - beatentoast (03/03/2014) [-]
vi·o·lent
ˈvī(ə)lənt/Submit
adjective
1.
using or involving physical force intended to hurt, damage, or kill someone or something.

No physical force (F=ma) was applied to your person on my behalf.
#71 - poccylane (03/03/2014) [-]
You know what I mean...
User avatar #72 - beatentoast (03/03/2014) [-]
No...........Nigger
#74 - poccylane (03/03/2014) [-]
*sighs* I'm done here...
#75 - beatentoast (03/03/2014) [-]
#66 - >Both games >Both have swards >Both have worl…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/03/2014 on Did You Know Gaming Comp 0
#67 - poccylane (03/03/2014) [-]
Damn good point....
User avatar #68 - beatentoast (03/03/2014) [-]
Nigger
#69 - poccylane (03/03/2014) [-]
Well that was violence out of nowhere. Why did you even evolve to that? I was never violent, so why did you get violent?
User avatar #70 - beatentoast (03/03/2014) [-]
vi·o·lent
ˈvī(ə)lənt/Submit
adjective
1.
using or involving physical force intended to hurt, damage, or kill someone or something.

No physical force (F=ma) was applied to your person on my behalf.
#71 - poccylane (03/03/2014) [-]
You know what I mean...
User avatar #72 - beatentoast (03/03/2014) [-]
No...........Nigger
#74 - poccylane (03/03/2014) [-]
*sighs* I'm done here...
#75 - beatentoast (03/03/2014) [-]
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