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beastybaconman

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Gender: male
Age: 19
X-box Gamertag: beastybaconman
Interests: rallyin, shootin, banshin, working on aircraft
Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:vermont
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Total Comments Made:1486
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#15 - Picture 30 minutes ago on The little engine that could +3
#135 - Like I said, if you don't want to carry a gun then don't. I'm … 01/11/2016 on Arguments make me hard 0
#105 - I conceal carry pretty much all the time. I probably don't nee…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Arguments make me hard +1
#120 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
Yeah you see, I always saw carrying a gun making things more dangerous. For example I see three scenarios:

> You don't have a gun
> You get mugged
> They steal your wallet

> You have a gun
> You get mugged
> You go to pull your gun
> They think "Oh shit he has a gun!" and shoot you
> You die
> They steal your wallet and gun

or the fantasy roleplay
> You have a gun
> You get mugged
> You pull out your gun, Quick Draw McGraw and shoot the muggers dead before they can react
> You end up in therapy because you took a human life
> The psychiatrist steals everything in your wallet.
#194 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
This assumes that you are an idiot who draws even when it is objectively retarded to do so.

A wallet will never be worth the court case, even if it is the clearest cut self defense.

A mugger with a gun is the best case scenario. Statistically, you have the highest survival chance whether or not you are armed. They would rather not shoot you and feel that they can safely make demands without further show of force. Give wallet and leave.

Muggers with lesser weapons are legitimately dangerous because they sometimes feel the need to make a further show of force by either intimidation or attack. Injuries and deaths in these situations are far more likely for both parties. Armed victims possess a small survival advantage over unarmed. Armed and dumb victims are at a survival disadvantage. Armed and smart or trained victims enjoy a huge advantage.
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#135 - beastybaconman (01/11/2016) [-]
Like I said, if you don't want to carry a gun then don't. I'm gonna keep carrying my gun and if you don't like it it's not my problem.

Also even if you're carrying a gun pulling it out immediately isn't always the answer. Like if you're getting robbed at gun point just give the guy your wallet and shoot him in the leg when he runs away. And if you're getting robbed at gun point how do you know he's not just gonna take your money and kill you anyway? That could happen if you have a gun or not, so I'm not saying having a gun is a guaranteed way to defend yourself in any situation I'm just saying I feel better if I have a gun on my side.
#128 - some arab guys do wicked high speed drifting on roads like tha… 01/11/2016 on was told to post here 2 0
#87 - Pretty sure it's an arm, in the first couple rolls you can see… 01/10/2016 on was told to post here 2 0
#16 - Wear seat belt  [+] (21 new replies) 01/10/2016 on was told to post here 2 +29
#132 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
That guy looks a little hurt. Did anyone lend him a hand?
#127 - bigswingingrichard (01/11/2016) [-]
What was it? A flood or something? What spun his ass like that?
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#134 - ronyx (01/11/2016) [-]
He was driving in the direction you see traffic, then it appears he did a drift or something and turned his steering wheel to the right causing the car to drift across the freeway towards the people. It looks like he was going VERY fast and when the wheels of the car encountered resistance "the dirt road" it sent the car to the air and then started to roll.

Nigga must've been going really really fast.
#133 - ruckallthefules (01/11/2016) [-]
Took me a while but I figured it out now. It's filmed with a zoomed in lens and makes everything seem slow, but in fact the car is probably doing around 100Mph/160Kph if not more. I'll draw the optical illusion. The red is what you might think is happening, the green is highly likely the scenario occuring in the clip.
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#128 - beastybaconman (01/11/2016) [-]
some arab guys do wicked high speed drifting on roads like that, I'm guessing that's what he was doing and lost control
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#59 - lolikikolik (01/10/2016) [-]
this is actually amusing, fucking arabs
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#118 - congorepublic (01/11/2016) [-]
We're crazy fuckers.
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#141 - indonesia (01/11/2016) [-]
so, you're congorepublic but you're from arabs?
yeah, it's like me saying I'm from japan
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#143 - congorepublic (01/11/2016) [-]
If you actually think I'm from the congo, then you're retarded.
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#144 - indonesia (01/11/2016) [-]
but I'm literally from Indonesia
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#25 - qnamanmanga (01/10/2016) [-]
Idiots. I don't feel sorry for them.
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#18 - indonesia (01/10/2016) [-]
is that severed arms? damn son
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#87 - beastybaconman (01/10/2016) [-]
Pretty sure it's an arm, in the first couple rolls you can see a guy with his arm out the window
#45 - insanefreak (01/10/2016) [-]
I'm not sure. On one point it looks like an arm, on the other hand it seems to be lacking blood... I'd figure if your arm got ripped off there'd be blood all over the place..
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#113 - dorg (01/10/2016) [-]
You have seen a bit too many movies. In reality it sure is bloody, but considering that the body only holds a couple of liters it is not a splashing effect. In that short amount of time only the blood closest to the cut would have time to spill out. Meaning, you would definitely not be able to see it with this low a resolution. The red thing is flesh, which you can clearly see.
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#63 - blargchikahonkhonk (01/10/2016) [-]
look at the guy flying out of the car he is missing an arm. I doubt there are many things that are brown and white and look incredibly like an arm in the car either. most likely an arm but cant be sure.
#65 - insanefreak (01/10/2016) [-]
Maybe a prosthetic? I'm honestly really curious about the lack of blood. I know humans don't bleed as much as we seem to do in horror movies and all that, but I mean, if your entire arm gets ripped off, you'd expect a lot of blood to be pouring out of their..

It really has me stumped, and I'm trying to google it now. But googling Arab car accident gives me a lot of results.
And a lot of car bombs too.
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#77 - semifreddo (01/10/2016) [-]
I've heard before actually that our brain quickly rewires the bloodflow to the severed arm so we don't bleed out. Therefore; There isn't as much bloodspill as you might think.
#129 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
You're actually partially correct. The body reacts to violent amputation by doing something called shunting. Basically, the muscles surrounding the severed area spasm and construct very tightly and will control bleeding for a short time. This however does not last long and severe bleeding will start again. It's like a matter of several seconds to half a minute depending on the amputation and muscle tissue.
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#74 - blargchikahonkhonk (01/10/2016) [-]
Could be a prosthetic. It was spun around quite a lot there is a chance that the large majority of the blood came out before the arm was flung away. not sure though
#46 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Maybe it was squished so hard that it clamped most of the veins.
#11 - Is it weird that I spent more time looking at that nasty editi… 01/10/2016 on The seduction of the guard -2
#88 - Still got my old N64 only picture I have of it 01/10/2016 on Nostalgia Comp 0
#66 - Isn't this one supposed to be fake? 01/10/2016 on was told to post here 0
#17 - Cant get charged with open liquor if you are the liquor  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Ricky makes a good point +34
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#29 - thepizzadevourer (01/10/2016) [-]
You can, however, be charged with a DUI.
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#42 - kassdesu (01/10/2016) [-]
How can you be under the influence if you ARE the influence?

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#8 - keplerx ONLINE (09/12/2015) [-]
''A shot to the head? No problem. FIGHT ON!''
#3 - yourbestestfriend (08/16/2015) [-]
u r an fagit
u r an fagit
User avatar #4 to #3 - beastybaconman (08/16/2015) [-]
Whys that?
User avatar #6 to #5 - beastybaconman (08/16/2015) [-]
oh ok
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