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beastpwnrlol

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Gender: male
Age: 115
Date Signed Up:2/19/2012
Last Login:8/16/2015
Location:the nether
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Content Thumbs: 60908 total,  68380 ,  7472
Comment Thumbs: 8101 total,  9197 ,  1096
Content Level Progress: 88.9% (889/1000)
Level 260 Content: Pure Win → Level 261 Content: Pure Win
Comment Level Progress: 96% (96/100)
Level 280 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 281 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:20
Content Views:1973810
Times Content Favorited:3951 times
Total Comments Made:1790
FJ Points:69358
Favorite Tags: oh (2)

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#1226 - why don't you ask ANYONE on the random board? it seems everyon…  [+] (6 replies) 05/23/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards +1
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#1251 - theincorrigibleone (05/23/2013) [-]
Are you invisible? =O
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#1257 - theincorrigibleone (05/23/2013) [-]
you are so pretty
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#1264 - beastpwnrlol (05/23/2013) [-]
really? everyone calls me a slut
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#1273 - theincorrigibleone (05/23/2013) [-]
I think you're the most exquisite creature I've ever seen.
I would kill you just to have you stuffed so you might forever pose for me.
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#1289 - beastpwnrlol (05/23/2013) [-]
really? and you say it so bravely in public for everyone to see :o
#67 - how to have DJ 4DM1N's mind blown... 1. go to his profile …  [+] (2 replies) 05/22/2013 on *urgent message* +122
#283 - vili (05/22/2013) [-]
His description says "if you ask for anything i will ban you" so if you ask him to ban you he will.
#71 - myrrdhin (05/22/2013) [-]
Kind of dividing by zero o.o
#36 - +100,000,000,000 for part 4 >only made 3 death posts …  [+] (13 replies) 05/12/2013 on Death 2 Episode 2 +803
#364 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
>greentext
>on funnyjunk
>fuck you
#361 - takesomemorewater (05/13/2013) [-]
#360 - funnyjunkforlife has deleted their comment.
#350 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#362 - ironsoul (05/13/2013) [-]
#358 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
If i could hunt you down and carve the words 'asians can read minds" into your chest with my knife, I would.
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#359 - ydosac (05/13/2013) [-]
He would see you coming...
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#324 - tylertuesday (05/13/2013) [-]
> "death 3"
> death is part of life
> half life 3 confirmed
#253 - dawnofrts (05/12/2013) [-]
#351 - kschmidty (05/13/2013) [-]
#135 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
Says the person with +222 thumbs
#151 - gktubr (05/12/2013) [-]
deal with it
#64 - joebomo (05/12/2013) [-]
#22 - that is the entire point of the joke...  [+] (1 reply) 05/10/2013 on highschool dropout -2
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#44 - srskate (05/10/2013) [-]
no, the point of the joke is that he is about to chainsaw his nuts

when he isn't, chainsaws don't work like that
#42 - the description was funnier than the content  [+] (2 replies) 05/10/2013 on Ham +8
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#43 - notsoscotia (05/10/2013) [-]
I literally said this in the post just under here and got a red thumb.
Green thumb for you because I want this in top rated.
This is a weird feeling.
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#44 - beastpwnrlol (05/10/2013) [-]
thumbed you back up, it was probably just a butthurt anon
#34 - anyone else notice the black human sort of figure that disappe…  [+] (1 reply) 05/08/2013 on looks like spring has... +1
#38 - swooz (05/08/2013) [-]
i have seen the movie a guy gets stuck in there with her