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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: ur mom
Video Games Played: ur mom
Interests: $$$ bitches weed 9gag4lyf
Date Signed Up:3/17/2015
Last Login:1/10/2016
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#27389
Highest Content Rank:#6573
Highest Comment Rank:#4285
Content Thumbs: 57 total,  75 ,  18
Comment Thumbs: 9133 total,  4367 ,  13500
Content Level Progress: 79.66% (47/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 14% (14/100)
Level -359 Comment: mediocre dark lord → Level -358 Comment: mediocre dark lord
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Content Views:5654
Total Comments Made:580
FJ Points:-5843
i play life by my rules and i dont need anyones shiet dont need anyone to like me cuz i love myself and thats all htat matters (hate me bitches xD). theres 3 kidns of ppl in this world:pussy fagots, insecure white nights who protect pusy fagors cuz they wanna be liked and real alfas like me. ppl dont realise that everyone shoud take care of himself. survival of the fitest thats what ebolution is bby :)
20 singel add me girls ;) anything under 8/10 should kill itself
fuck skool
IM THE BOSS
athist

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#10 - weaboo autism at its retarded shiet again what is this ev…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/10/2016 on I Shall Play The Song Of My... -53
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#81 - kouzan (01/11/2016) [-]
Something you don't get. A joke. And pussy, and a father.
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#25 - captchakid (01/11/2016) [-]
Are you blind or do you have brain damage? It's pretty obvious, considering it has nothing to do with anime, and is simply a drawn comic.
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#55 - thematthew (01/11/2016) [-]
to be fair, it is a jojo reference.
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#58 - emiyashirou (01/11/2016) [-]
It's a Hokuto no Ken the name got changed to Hokuto Shinken recently, but most people know it as the former reference. Come on man, step up your game
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#88 - tenaciouslee (01/12/2016) [-]
Hey, now, Hokuto no Ken was JoJo before JoJo was Jojo.
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#59 - thematthew (01/11/2016) [-]
sorry don't watch either always assumed it was, to be fair, it is a hokuto no ken reference.
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#15 - capslockftw (01/10/2016) [-]
The animes are starting to take over the internet. Nothing we can do to resist the plague, just go cry in the corner and get used to it.
#42 - upyoursnumbnuts (01/11/2016) [-]
you fogt tomfap.
#13 - jonball (01/10/2016) [-]
#5 - its kinda your fault when that happens maybe not bcuz your…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Black tweets comp 37: back... -167
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#10 - joaomartins (01/10/2016) [-]
Niggah I went in date yesterday, she was boring as fuck and yet I never pulled out my phone. Learn to be polite you trash
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#43 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (01/11/2016) [-]
How did it go with the girl anyways? Did you drop her or?
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#45 - joaomartins (01/11/2016) [-]
Said : Sorry but Im not really into you, you are a sweet girl but not really my type.

#69 - gloriousthighs (01/11/2016) [-]
Did it take work for you to learn to be direct like that? I just can't do it. I gradually lower the amount I talk to a girl till eventually neither messages the other and we just stop talking.
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#89 - joaomartins (01/11/2016) [-]
Nah, its really easy to me. I think its better for people if you are direct with them
#91 - gloriousthighs (01/11/2016) [-]
Just depends on the circumstance. I know directness would certainly be a plus a lot of the time, avoid those friendzone scenarios where you could be stringing someone along which would just hurt them more.
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#92 - joaomartins (01/11/2016) [-]
Im allways direct
#72 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
then you are wasting her time.
#105 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
And she was wasting his. Don't white knight it motherfucker.
#73 - gloriousthighs (01/11/2016) [-]
Talking to someone and being nice to them isn't really wasting their time. People can still be friends you know. I just don't want to straight up tell them they aren't right for me when I can just put in a bit of extra effort and avoid any hurt feelings for them by having them get bored and lose interest in me.
#23 - ebonheart (01/11/2016) [-]
Obviously the guy who took the picture also had his phone out on the date.
#31 - chalaka (01/11/2016) [-]
I don't even think she noticed he took her picture......
#35 - >'i dont like playing with their feelings' if it gets y…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/07/2016 on #WasteHisTime2016 -38
#201 - elky (01/08/2016) [-]
And here I thought FJ had finally got rid of all the shitty theme accounts now that we're into 2016
#97 - drewjitsu (01/07/2016) [-]
I responded to your comment #19 before i read these and I regret it now. You're clearly autistic. Just for shits and giggles though: "if it gets you laid why not" I'll set aside the atrocities against grammar, but could you please tell me how many times you've been laid? Not to be rude and I am sincerely not trying to sound funny, but you sincerely sound like someone who has never even seen a tit. "They want their feelings to be played with..." No mature person wants that, it is a waste of time and it is painful.
#87 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
if you just wanted sex then all you gotta do is find a 1 night stand, no fuss, no muss, and you get your rocks off. but things like this justify men lying for sex then ditching them, there's no point in starting a serious relationship with anyone like that and when they end up a single mother as is the epidemic these days they'll probably continue to blame it on the father.
#49 - spacemanae (01/07/2016) [-]
you can't be serious...because i'm a decent human being who isn't a salty strictly anti-sjw prick who thinks getting laid makes it ok to hurt people
#33 - so? Girls like playing with feelings. They want their feelings…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/07/2016 on #WasteHisTime2016 -45
#34 - spacemanae (01/07/2016) [-]
they might want drama. i sure as fuck don't, i fucking hate it as does most men. i don't like playing with their feelings, as do most civilized people
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#35 - beastmawd (01/07/2016) [-]
>'i dont like playing with their feelings'
if it gets you laid why not
#201 - elky (01/08/2016) [-]
And here I thought FJ had finally got rid of all the shitty theme accounts now that we're into 2016
#97 - drewjitsu (01/07/2016) [-]
I responded to your comment #19 before i read these and I regret it now. You're clearly autistic. Just for shits and giggles though: "if it gets you laid why not" I'll set aside the atrocities against grammar, but could you please tell me how many times you've been laid? Not to be rude and I am sincerely not trying to sound funny, but you sincerely sound like someone who has never even seen a tit. "They want their feelings to be played with..." No mature person wants that, it is a waste of time and it is painful.
#87 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
if you just wanted sex then all you gotta do is find a 1 night stand, no fuss, no muss, and you get your rocks off. but things like this justify men lying for sex then ditching them, there's no point in starting a serious relationship with anyone like that and when they end up a single mother as is the epidemic these days they'll probably continue to blame it on the father.
#49 - spacemanae (01/07/2016) [-]
you can't be serious...because i'm a decent human being who isn't a salty strictly anti-sjw prick who thinks getting laid makes it ok to hurt people
#19 - because someones feelings got hurt? pathetic ppl are so so…  [+] (28 new replies) 01/07/2016 on #WasteHisTime2016 -117
#198 - antibronywiseman (01/08/2016) [-]
#177 - breathor (01/07/2016) [-]
Says commander Mad.
#157 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Despite your red thumbs, I think you're kind of right.
Some of us are a little too sensitive, but as a society, it's becoming more okay to be sensitive about things openly, which drags us down quite a bit. It's good and bad.
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#160 - ikweetnietmeer (01/07/2016) [-]
So men should continously be less sensitive so some women can be total bitches with these kinds of actions.
#146 - thecrayzeeman (01/07/2016) [-]
>current year+1
>acknowledging beastmawd
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#129 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
guise is this a troll i'm not sure...
#141 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
check his comment lvl, maybe
#118 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Throughout history lots of people have been killed because of stuff like this. A lot more have killed themselves. Your emotions are a critical part of who you are and your mental health.

Thinking feelings aren't important or don't decide whether you live or die is literally the most fucking retarded shit I ever did hear, and I once tried to explain to an SJW why they were bullshit.
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#115 - drpenguinz (01/07/2016) [-]
look its simple...if everyone gets angry at this shit there is no arguing about it
you are alone with that opinion, so go fuck yourself
#94 - drewjitsu (01/07/2016) [-]
You seem to be drawing a comparison between intentionally manipulating/leading someone on and offhand remarks that people fly off the handle about.
#89 - thesecretbear (01/07/2016) [-]
Ya'll just bit hard on this one.
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#205 - tojimajia (01/08/2016) [-]
I love the ignore all function.
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#83 - langweilig (01/07/2016) [-]
guys you gotta thumb up bad trolls
#81 - installation (01/07/2016) [-]
Hey, that feelings being hurt only counts when it's not us who get our feelings hurt!
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#55 - lean (01/07/2016) [-]
How do you think most murders happen? Accidentally?
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#54 - theasexualgamer (01/07/2016) [-]
How do you keep getting off hide all?
#29 - spacemanae (01/07/2016) [-]
actively playing with feeling with the intend to be mean is not good. here and between friends you know it's all in jest. but those girls are actively trying to hurt someones feelings
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#213 - elcreepo (01/08/2016) [-]
The girls aren't actually doing this, just making a joke out of it I hope
#207 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
this guy's just a shitty troll. look at his account.
#206 - osamacare (01/08/2016) [-]
>replying to bait
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#33 - beastmawd (01/07/2016) [-]
so? Girls like playing with feelings. They want their feelings to be played with as well.
Sure, they'll get mad at you from time to time but once they settle down they'll be glad it happened. Same with sadness, jealousy or whatever... they want to feel, they want drama. Just listen to some girly pop songs and youll see.
#34 - spacemanae (01/07/2016) [-]
they might want drama. i sure as fuck don't, i fucking hate it as does most men. i don't like playing with their feelings, as do most civilized people
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#35 - beastmawd (01/07/2016) [-]
>'i dont like playing with their feelings'
if it gets you laid why not
#201 - elky (01/08/2016) [-]
And here I thought FJ had finally got rid of all the shitty theme accounts now that we're into 2016
#97 - drewjitsu (01/07/2016) [-]
I responded to your comment #19 before i read these and I regret it now. You're clearly autistic. Just for shits and giggles though: "if it gets you laid why not" I'll set aside the atrocities against grammar, but could you please tell me how many times you've been laid? Not to be rude and I am sincerely not trying to sound funny, but you sincerely sound like someone who has never even seen a tit. "They want their feelings to be played with..." No mature person wants that, it is a waste of time and it is painful.
#87 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
if you just wanted sex then all you gotta do is find a 1 night stand, no fuss, no muss, and you get your rocks off. but things like this justify men lying for sex then ditching them, there's no point in starting a serious relationship with anyone like that and when they end up a single mother as is the epidemic these days they'll probably continue to blame it on the father.
#49 - spacemanae (01/07/2016) [-]
you can't be serious...because i'm a decent human being who isn't a salty strictly anti-sjw prick who thinks getting laid makes it ok to hurt people
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#23 - chimayor (01/07/2016) [-]
>fuck off
Cause I made a relevant joke, right?
On Funnyjunk?
OK tough guy
#16 - OOH SHIET XD IS UNDERTALE SOME NEW EPIC MAYMAY PLZ XPLAIN …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on Nightmare? - My Undertale... -3
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#21 - buddywuggle (01/07/2016) [-]
Your rank is only mediocre dark lord.
#4 - its merica dude what did you expect not saying that …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Anon The Border Guard +70
#85 - minutaurofawsome (01/07/2016) [-]
mildly aroused
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#31 - becauseoprahsaidso (01/07/2016) [-]
I love that chink lady's face. pure amusement
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#100 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
I love that Oprah Lady's face. pure amusement
#44 - supremetaco (01/07/2016) [-]
Was getting blown the fuck out part of your pran
#84 - weepeep (01/07/2016) [-]
Was getting brown the fuk up pert of ya pran
#1152583 - just leaving this here ;) if noone else hasnt …  [+] (9 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Pony Thread 15 +1
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#1152671 - commanderbunbun (01/03/2016) [-]
whenever i see weird like this, i think about how even weirder it would be six years ago before fim aired
#1152614 - theorangefox (01/03/2016) [-]
The smell
The smell
THE SMELL
THE SMELL





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#1152616 - fluttergrey (01/03/2016) [-]
A weapon to surpass metal gear
#1152608 - fluttergrey (01/03/2016) [-]
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#1152606 - gggfrt (01/03/2016) [-]
holy fuck
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#1152605 - tranquilizer (01/03/2016) [-]
Hesuus Kristus
#1152599 - lunasshadow (01/03/2016) [-]
#1152597 - punchmyblood (01/03/2016) [-]
literally gagged
#1152593 - thegentleluger (01/03/2016) [-]
#4 - >finding short haired dykes attractive  [+] (10 new replies) 01/02/2016 on 0 -45
#38 - nakedclothes (01/03/2016) [-]
don't worry, you know you're right and that's all that matters
#13 - affix (01/03/2016) [-]
Your opinion is wrong as shit.
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#28 - distortedflare (01/03/2016) [-]
Short haired girls are life.
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#21 - ayumu (01/03/2016) [-]
Her dad must be so proud
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#36 - imofcnotharveydent (01/03/2016) [-]
I really think you need some perspective on life if you think dancing, erotic(?) or not is something to be ashamed of.

Contrast me sitting on my ass all day long playing video games, I think she's got more to be proud of.
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#22 - affix (01/03/2016) [-]
She's dancing at a con.
Wow you are so not ready to hear about pornstars.
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#24 - ayumu (01/03/2016) [-]
Mama says porn is the devil
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#23 - csgtsheep (01/03/2016) [-]
Shes dancing at Sexcon. Theres a youtube video with a link to her facebook.
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#14 - affix (01/03/2016) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=So7FOa4RZQw
HD link.
dadmin's downsizing again.
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#6 - zerosonaku (01/02/2016) [-]
You're still here?
#14 - fakin weebs, everytime... stop ruining ****  [+] (4 new replies) 12/29/2015 on Dont start fights with Asians +10
#32 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
We'll ruin you, next. Join us.
#24 - blueboysixnine (12/30/2015) [-]
get rekt fuccboi
#23 - firedragonkong (12/30/2015) [-]
**firedragonkong used "*roll picture*"**
**firedragonkong rolled image** no
#25 - blueboysixnine (12/30/2015) [-]
Umbreon best eon

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#67 - mobilebull (11/23/2015) [-]
**mobilebull used "*roll picture*"**
**mobilebull rolled image** I love all of you baits
User avatar #68 to #67 - beastmawd (11/23/2015) [-]
ty
wtf is that gif ayy lmao xD
#65 - britexplain (10/26/2015) [-]
Want to touch my noodle?
User avatar #66 to #65 - beastmawd (10/27/2015) [-]
sure
#51 - chrisarino (10/17/2015) [-]
I want to **** you in the ass
User avatar #52 to #51 - beastmawd (10/17/2015) [-]
me too xd
#53 to #52 - chrisarino (10/17/2015) [-]
I'll 1v1 you extra hard on rust daddy
User avatar #54 to #53 - beastmawd (10/17/2015) [-]
plz leave ur making me feel unconfortable
#56 to #55 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
ponyes r my trigger
they make my dick grow bigger
anon cuz 15min ban
#57 to #56 - chrisarino (10/17/2015) [-]
Why'd you get banned m8?
#58 to #57 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
cant comment anywhere in between 15mins
happens since lvl -200 i think
#59 to #58 - chrisarino (10/17/2015) [-]
That's unfortunate.
#60 to #59 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
yeah cant argue with ppl xD
#61 to #60 - chrisarino (10/17/2015) [-]
You going for -400?
#62 to #61 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
nah i wont stop
User avatar #49 - alphagex (10/11/2015) [-]
I just want to say i love your profile background picture the colours is rly nice and i love your descp is a nice parody of modern day ''yo yo mens''

ANyway good luck to you and i hope you reach your goal in thumbs!
User avatar #50 to #49 - beastmawd (10/12/2015) [-]
thanks man but idc about thumbs
i'll keep shietposting anyway ;)
#47 - anon (09/20/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**die faggot
User avatar #48 to #47 - beastmawd (09/20/2015) [-]
my dick sudenly decided to be sucked into ur mouth xDDD
#45 - murrlogic (09/03/2015) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #46 to #45 - beastmawd (09/03/2015) [-]
ay homeboy
does that pic have anything to do with me? i cant read it
#42 - enlightednatzie (09/01/2015) [-]
You're doing gods work my son. May my blessings shrine along your path to the holy land. Amen.
User avatar #43 to #42 - beastmawd (09/02/2015) [-]
thats cool
too bad im a athist lol xd still loveing jesus tho
#44 to #43 - enlightednatzie (09/02/2015) [-]
May the crucifix of Jesus guide your spirit to ethernal prosperity. Amen.
#38 - ruffntuff (08/08/2015) [-]
glutton free pussy huh? that made me laugh. good for you
#39 to #38 - beastmawd (08/08/2015) [-]
tbh i stole that qoute from lil b
u will **** my bich but only if u reply thanku based god
#40 to #39 - ruffntuff (08/09/2015) [-]
thanku based god
#33 - drongus (07/15/2015) [-]
lol how cen i nosoap lik u XDDDDDDDDDD
are you fedoralover, ogdonaldengel and levvy the same dude? if so mad props for running some of the most successful troll accounts ever. id understand if you dont answer.
User avatar #34 to #33 - beastmawd (07/15/2015) [-]
lol i dont play cod anymore **** got boring xd
nah we're all different people i guess. people fall for og's b8 really bad. i dont do this for thumbs just for fun
User avatar #41 to #34 - jamesten (08/30/2015) [-]
>not playing cs:go or tf2
#36 to #34 - anon (07/15/2015) [-]
Ogdonaldengel here

Yeah, I'm surprised people don't thumb your **** up, it makes me laugh every time I read it. You run easily one of the funniest themed troll accounts I've seen. Keep up the good work! 👍
User avatar #37 to #36 - beastmawd (07/15/2015) [-]
people take this site too srsly they always lauhg at same **** all the time but when you make fun of them or something they liek they tell me they say kill urself fagott and then secretly they cry theire autismo out xDDDD
User avatar #35 to #34 - drongus (07/15/2015) [-]
cool, keep on keepin on man, your **** always makes me laugh
User avatar #29 - kibbleking (06/10/2015) [-]
I ******* love your comments.
User avatar #30 to #29 - beastmawd (06/11/2015) [-]
everyone does
their just jeles cuz imma genies n give me reds
#19 - megpoidgumibear (05/24/2015) [-]
i like you.
i like you.
User avatar #20 to #19 - beastmawd (05/24/2015) [-]
and u shoud
many peolpe hate me cuz their gay
#21 to #20 - megpoidgumibear (05/24/2015) [-]
ikr
fuk deez homos 2k15
stik a dik up ur klit
#23 to #22 - megpoidgumibear (05/24/2015) [-]
do dey evn N0skop?   
pik relatd , they r fagot hooms.
do dey evn N0skop?
pik relatd , they r fagot hooms.
User avatar #24 to #23 - beastmawd (05/24/2015) [-]
wtf is that iluminaty?
sorry am late have too wait 15mins
#25 to #24 - megpoidgumibear (05/24/2015) [-]
omg no   
its ild man distroted   
pik relatet   
apologi
omg no
its ild man distroted
pik relatet
apologi
User avatar #26 to #25 - beastmawd (05/24/2015) [-]
nice
gota go i dont wanna rwply every 15mons anymore
#27 to #26 - megpoidgumibear (05/24/2015) [-]
#R00D
imma kill u 2nite fag
#28 to #27 - beastmawd (05/24/2015) [-]
try 2 brake my sequrity bich
try 2 brake my sequrity bich
User avatar #15 - zomitlu (04/10/2015) [-]
this profile is aids

i like it
User avatar #16 to #15 - beastmawd (04/10/2015) [-]
u better bich
User avatar #11 - englishtallybopper (04/08/2015) [-]
first
User avatar #12 to #11 - beastmawd (04/08/2015) [-]
lol no
#9 - bigband (04/08/2015) [-]
Ey!
User avatar #10 to #9 - beastmawd (04/08/2015) [-]
ey homo
#7 - niqqers (03/31/2015) [-]
dood ur swag points r off the fukken charts.
User avatar #8 to #7 - beastmawd (03/31/2015) [-]
yes and my dick is of the charts
User avatar #5 - nought (03/30/2015) [-]
first
User avatar #6 to #5 - beastmawd (03/30/2015) [-]
no ur mom was first
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