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Gender: male
Age: 21
Facebook Profile: Google+ Master Race
Consoles Owned: ps3
Date Signed Up:12/31/2011
Location:Ohio
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Content Ranking:#23
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Level 296 Comments: Post Master → Level 297 Comments: Post Master
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Ken, here. I'm a faggot, but a funny 'edgy' faggot.

I play call of duty,
not by choice but by circumstance.

I have an iguana , his name is Ted.

Eggnog is good.

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#41 - Aww, a hater. How cute. And that's why you're on anon. 7 minutes ago on Riffraff 0
#14 - h3h3productions he has dozens like this 38 minutes ago on jerk that meat boi 0
#19 - the sauce is literally right below you and im the one who posted it 1 hour ago on the truth will set u free 0
#2 - Picture 1 hour ago on you sly fox, you +3
#2 - wow, you are SUCH a whore. sticking sharpies up your ass for t… 2 hours ago on Another Story for Story Time 0
#35 - Picture 2 hours ago on Riffraff +1
#14 - WHY THE **** CAN'T I CLICK IT  [+] (3 new replies) 2 hours ago on the truth will set u free +5
#20 - mymommasallama (1 hour ago) [-]
by the way thanks for providing sauce literally 20 seconds before i finished that comment
#18 - anonymous (1 hour ago) [-]
No nudes for you.
#19 - beastkenten (1 hour ago) [-]
the sauce is literally right below you and im the one who posted it
#73 - lmao. thats epic, but I can also see what you mean. is it more… 3 hours ago on wut i read? 0
#60 - after taking a quick look, I can see who you are talking about…  [+] (2 new replies) 3 hours ago on wut i read? 0
User avatar #70 - posttwo (3 hours ago) [-]
Being able to easily judge if cum is cummy enough
There's cum on her face, should I flag it?
how cummy is the cum?
~Modchat 2014


I think being able to read and comprehend is the most important thing really, and not being afraid of asking questions
User avatar #73 - beastkenten (3 hours ago) [-]
lmao. thats epic, but I can also see what you mean. is it more cartoon yogurt? or thick , semi transparent goop.

and shit, thats right up my ally . I'm going to college for sociology, the study of people, because the only real talent I have is understanding shit about shit. and the funny part is, the guy who said I should do that told me that after I told him what I do on here. who afterwards i found out was a lieutenant in the military, so talking about fj made me feel more retarded
UGH. I really fucked myself. my dream was to become a mod from the very beginning.
#53 - have you ever thought of using the flag/ban/delete hammer on u…  [+] (4 new replies) 3 hours ago on wut i read? 0
#55 - posttwo (3 hours ago) [-]
Its very tempting, whenever I go look at funnyjunk.com/reportspam/ and see my two favorite users there having a bitch fight again

Only us two have the button
The lower you go the less power they have
User avatar #60 - beastkenten (3 hours ago) [-]
after taking a quick look, I can see who you are talking about. that can't be fun to deal with.

but ohh, well, what exactly does one have to have to quality to be a mod? (not asking for myself. I know I can't cause of the shitposting accounts i've had >_<)
User avatar #70 - posttwo (3 hours ago) [-]
Being able to easily judge if cum is cummy enough
There's cum on her face, should I flag it?
how cummy is the cum?
~Modchat 2014


I think being able to read and comprehend is the most important thing really, and not being afraid of asking questions
User avatar #73 - beastkenten (3 hours ago) [-]
lmao. thats epic, but I can also see what you mean. is it more cartoon yogurt? or thick , semi transparent goop.

and shit, thats right up my ally . I'm going to college for sociology, the study of people, because the only real talent I have is understanding shit about shit. and the funny part is, the guy who said I should do that told me that after I told him what I do on here. who afterwards i found out was a lieutenant in the military, so talking about fj made me feel more retarded
UGH. I really fucked myself. my dream was to become a mod from the very beginning.

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#79 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (12/08/2014) [-]
I think you're a pretty ******* cool guy
#80 to #79 - beastkenten (12/08/2014) [-]
Thanks man
Thanks man
User avatar #65 - darkdoop ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
oh grandmaster beastkenten
tell me the story of your success
#66 to #65 - beastkenten (12/05/2014) [-]
**beastkenten rolled image** Which type of success do you speak of, my child?
User avatar #67 to #66 - darkdoop ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
How you defended the kingdom of Zalphor from the the infamous Kle-Jah clan
#68 to #67 - beastkenten (12/05/2014) [-]
**beastkenten rolled image**

The night was misty, lantern light radiating off every surface in the village.
I was told by a jester that they were coming. I knew he would not lie, as his name was neverdoilikealot.
I went outside, stood atop of my castle and looked down as they all galloped towards us. Everyone was scared..everyone was frightened..but I wasn't. I positioned myself at the edge of the wall and turned around, my back facing the wind.
I prepared myself for what would be the final battle. As yeeoldtacobell churned in my stomach, the horses of a thousand men got closer and closer..and right as they got to the castle walls, I dropped trow and unleashed a massive 3 ton doodoo on them all. They all suffocated very slowy....
The town rejoiced! And to this day, the Kingdom of Zalphor is safe, even though the castle permanently smells like 40 day old toe cheese.
User avatar #69 to #68 - darkdoop ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
It's just so beautifully crafted. Did you ever hear from them again?
#70 to #69 - beastkenten (12/05/2014) [-]
**beastkenten rolled image** Thank you, it was quite the spectical. But nah, they realized their brothers and horses died a **** filled death, so they dont want none of this
User avatar #71 to #70 - darkdoop ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
Lives lost is typically a good reason to stay back. How is the wife?
#72 to #71 - beastkenten (12/05/2014) [-]
**beastkenten rolled image** Dead. This killed her.
Yeah, I know, kind of sad..but she was sucking 399 dicks a day and I was okay with it until she hit 400 and that just wasn't okay with me
User avatar #74 to #72 - darkdoop ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
Oh, the horror! When was the burial?
User avatar #75 to #74 - beastkenten (12/05/2014) [-]
**beastkenten rolls 9,288** April 20th,

yeah, it was odd. time travel was a bitch, but, too many people loved her. suck 400 dicks a day and you gain some friends, ill tell you hwhat
User avatar #76 to #75 - darkdoop ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
A game she thought had no repercussions. And now she is literally dead wrong. On a side note, you should read the second word in each of my comments.
#77 to #76 - beastkenten (12/05/2014) [-]
Jesus H Christ I just got got
User avatar #78 to #77 - darkdoop ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
You were a good sport
User avatar #73 to #72 - beastkenten (12/05/2014) [-]
two food rolls..nice
User avatar #64 - beastkenten (12/04/2014) [-]
**beastkenten rolled user discord ** tell me a story, the last guy was mean
#61 - beastkenten (12/03/2014) [-]
**beastkenten rolled user tarabostes ** tell me a story
**beastkenten rolled user tarabostes ** tell me a story
#62 to #61 - tarabostes ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
Once upon a time there was a faggot named beastkenten that was SO UGLY that everyone died! THE END!
#63 to #62 - beastkenten (12/03/2014) [-]
you son of a bitch
#57 - buttercups (11/28/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#58 to #57 - beastkenten (11/28/2014) [-]


Awe, this was a great first thing to see when I got up.
Made my morning <3
-hugs-
User avatar #59 to #58 - buttercups (11/28/2014) [-]
hehe, I am glad it did
#60 to #59 - beastkenten (11/28/2014) [-]
you know what would really make my year?    
next time you post, could you give me dedz?    
   
 i seen you were doing it for a few other users, and yanno..I was just wondering -kicks a rock and looks at the ground-
you know what would really make my year?
next time you post, could you give me dedz?

i seen you were doing it for a few other users, and yanno..I was just wondering -kicks a rock and looks at the ground-
#56 to #55 - beastkenten (11/25/2014) [-]
That is the cutest thing ever oh my god.
#53 - ninjalllama (11/24/2014) [-]
You aren't the king here.   
   
You are merely one of Admins Puppets
You aren't the king here.

You are merely one of Admins Puppets
#54 to #53 - beastkenten (11/24/2014) [-]
I'm not the king here, I'm the king on fj2.
The users appointed me it, and I am fully aware that addy is god and will always be god.
#38 - thewulfman (11/14/2014) [-]
&gt;Google+ Master Race   
   
What have I gotten myself into.
>Google+ Master Race

What have I gotten myself into.
#39 to #38 - beastkenten (11/14/2014) [-]
That made me laugh.

I have a youtube account with 20,000 subs on it and whatnot and I've had it for so many years that I changed my name to a trolling/bait account that I **** with people on and it's all through Google+ so it's damn worth it
#40 to #39 - thewulfman (11/14/2014) [-]
That's actually pretty awesome.
That's actually pretty awesome.
#41 to #40 - beastkenten (11/14/2014) [-]
It provides a lot of fun seeing as no one on youtube can take a joke and I REALLY know how to piss gullible people off EVEN THOUGH I HAVE THE WORD BAIT IN MY NAME. That's how clueless they are. Here are some of my most successful baits. The +600 was feminist bait. +370 was race bait and +210 was more race bait.
#42 to #41 - thewulfman (11/14/2014) [-]
YouTube not only can't take a joke, but it's seriously a bigger cesspool than pretty much anything in the comment section, except maybe 9gag but I've never gone to 9fag to know.   
   
That's why it's hilarious to have people say how being called mean things on the YouTube comment section is &quot;harassment&quot;, ala Anita Sarkeesian.
YouTube not only can't take a joke, but it's seriously a bigger cesspool than pretty much anything in the comment section, except maybe 9gag but I've never gone to 9fag to know.

That's why it's hilarious to have people say how being called mean things on the YouTube comment section is "harassment", ala Anita Sarkeesian.
User avatar #43 to #42 - beastkenten (11/14/2014) [-]
I have to admit, I went on 9gag twice.
Once when we had that 1 week downtime recently, and once when I couldn't get on here for whatever reason.
And I have to say, without a doubt the most cancerous place on the internet.
Posts that had the word "vagina" in it were considered **** .
9/10 people could not take a joke and always, ALWAYS took the moral route.
If someone made a black joke, the comments would be filled with literally dozens to hundreds of people collectively bitching about it being racist.
They still actively use rage comics that are cringe worthy.
People post their own personal cosplays and costumes 30% of the time and they get up to 15,000 up votes.
It is a living hell.
#44 to #43 - thewulfman (11/14/2014) [-]
Jesus that sounds overall way worse than I imagined it. I have no regrets having never visited it. 						****					 9gag.
Jesus that sounds overall way worse than I imagined it. I have no regrets having never visited it. **** 9gag.
User avatar #45 to #44 - beastkenten (11/14/2014) [-]
At any given time on the "hot" and "popular" page, there are 2-3 posts that have to do with this scheme : picture of nature with the caption "AM I THE ONLY ONE/I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE WHO WOULD SPEND MY TIME HERE RATHER THAN A NIGHT AT THE CLUB"

10-15, as I said, personal costumes/cosplays

3-5 generic reaction pictures of each main meme and the "title" is the "joke"

3-5 "original' rage comics.

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#47 to #45 - thewulfman (11/14/2014) [-]
I went on it for the first time.

No matter what anyone ever says about FunnyJunk, we're not the worst. We've can say we've met the devil and rejected him.

Literally the only people who don't hate 9gag are loyal 9gaggers.
User avatar #46 to #45 - beastkenten (11/14/2014) [-]
oh and posts stay up for weeks and not 24 hours, getting it sometimes 30,000 upvotes
User avatar #48 to #46 - thewulfman (11/14/2014) [-]
WHY IS THIS FRONT PAGE MATERIAL 9gag.com/gag/aVQoY12
User avatar #49 to #48 - beastkenten (11/14/2014) [-]
I told you!
It's some ****** up **** .
It makes me cherish this website so much.
#37 - beastkenten (11/03/2014) [-]
69..hell yeah.
#32 - girguy (01/01/2014) [-]
You have been visited by the Green Man.

Post this to 10 profiles or be haunted forever.
User avatar #31 - ctrlfreak (05/10/2013) [-]
I send something :)
User avatar #22 - ctrlfreak (05/10/2013) [-]
hi
#23 to #22 - beastkenten (05/10/2013) [-]
Hello, sir
Hello, sir
User avatar #24 to #23 - ctrlfreak (05/10/2013) [-]
uhm.. I was wondering about something
User avatar #25 to #24 - beastkenten (05/10/2013) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #26 to #25 - ctrlfreak (05/10/2013) [-]
Do you collect FJ points? :3
User avatar #27 to #26 - beastkenten (05/10/2013) [-]
Not really, I collected items back when they first came out and I stopped. Why?
#28 to #27 - ctrlfreak (05/10/2013) [-]
I post content and collect FJ points, is there anything I could ever give you for your points?   
They should be useless unless you collect items. But im just collecting them
I post content and collect FJ points, is there anything I could ever give you for your points?
They should be useless unless you collect items. But im just collecting them
User avatar #29 to #28 - beastkenten (05/10/2013) [-]
I have been away from the inner workings of funnyjunk lately so how would I give you some points? o.O
User avatar #30 to #29 - ctrlfreak (05/10/2013) [-]
uhm, You have to send an item request.
But what would you want for them? I have some pets to offer >.>
#15 - blartonfairweather (07/11/2012) [-]
Howdy, mate.
Howdy, mate.
User avatar #16 to #59 - beastkenten (07/14/2012) [-]
Hello :D
#17 to #16 - blartonfairweather (07/14/2012) [-]
What is up, my man?
What is up, my man?
#18 to #17 - beastkenten (07/14/2012) [-]
Chillin' , looking for something to do.
How about you? (:
#19 to #18 - blartonfairweather (07/14/2012) [-]
Nice, haha and,    
Eh, not much, dude.   
   
Bout to upload a comic :3
Nice, haha and,
Eh, not much, dude.

Bout to upload a comic :3
User avatar #34 to #19 - beastkenten (10/17/2014) [-]
what comic?
ignore me being two years late
#35 to #34 - blartonfairweather (10/17/2014) [-]
I've uploaded quite a few actually since we last talked lol
and ah its fine, what caused you to ignore me for 2 years?
User avatar #36 to #35 - beastkenten (10/17/2014) [-]
I can say the same haha
and I didn't ignore you, friend.
I just failed to see you replied and well, I check my profile comments as much as I check up on the progress of getting monkeys into space.
aka, never.
User avatar #14 - ratboii (04/28/2012) [-]
Added you for the feel your content about your mother gave me.
User avatar #10 - seanessytheking (04/27/2012) [-]
Just for another feel: How I got blue text:
www.funnyjunk.com/text/3576379/What+s+it+like+to+be+hugged/212#212
User avatar #13 to #54 - beastkenten (04/27/2012) [-]
That deserved blue text.
Bravo.
:)
User avatar #4 - seanessytheking (02/14/2012) [-]
Thanks for the comment you left on my page. I really appreciate it :D It excites me to hear that you are gonna keep making OC and that you arent gonna give up! It was crazy hard when I first got here in October...but thanks so much and keep me updated when you make new stuff cause I wanna be wanna the firsts to read it ^_^
User avatar #6 to #45 - beastkenten (02/14/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pic...
This is probably the one that everyone(of my friends) think is funniest..but on FJ, Apparently no one does. :okai: /// I just don't get it! haha.
User avatar #5 to #45 - beastkenten (02/14/2012) [-]
You're very welcome C:
The past like 8 things I have posted are all OC. Yeah, some of them are just funny Facebook posts that I posted that were funny, and yeah some of them are just multiple pictures I found on the internet, but I do have some Comics in there.. take a look at them, tell me what you think?
User avatar #7 to #46 - seanessytheking (02/14/2012) [-]
I'm readin through more now! These are good!
User avatar #8 to #48 - beastkenten (02/14/2012) [-]
Well thank you!
I hope you don't mind if I send you some OC when I think It's really good.
You opinion really means a LOT to me. C:
User avatar #9 to #49 - seanessytheking (02/14/2012) [-]
No problem! Please do I'd love to see it!
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