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#129 - No... Now I'm sad that I got this.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/25/2013 on Weapon for the Zombie... 0
User avatar #130 - yourbutthurt (08/25/2013) [-]
Just don't meet a girl, and let her cook your bacon. You'll live.
User avatar #131 - bearinganhourglass (08/25/2013) [-]
Oh yea. Things went bad when the girl came around. Do you think it would be different if the genders were reversed?
User avatar #132 - yourbutthurt (08/25/2013) [-]
That's a good question. I actually need to sit and think about that.
#118 - 15. If I die, I'll at least have a friend.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/25/2013 on Weapon for the Zombie... 0
User avatar #127 - yourbutthurt (08/25/2013) [-]
It's I Am Legend all over again.
User avatar #129 - bearinganhourglass (08/25/2013) [-]
No... Now I'm sad that I got this.
User avatar #130 - yourbutthurt (08/25/2013) [-]
Just don't meet a girl, and let her cook your bacon. You'll live.
User avatar #131 - bearinganhourglass (08/25/2013) [-]
Oh yea. Things went bad when the girl came around. Do you think it would be different if the genders were reversed?
User avatar #132 - yourbutthurt (08/25/2013) [-]
That's a good question. I actually need to sit and think about that.
#15 - I can understand wanting to stand up for family, but this girl… 08/25/2013 on People like this still exist. +1
#89 - **bearinganhourglass rolls 90** 08/25/2013 on When you see it....... 0
#58 - Why thank you sir/ma'am. 08/25/2013 on Not OC, but truth. +1
#50 - It's pretty sad. I have the Complete Works of William Shakespe…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2013 on Not OC, but truth. +3
#53 - hopskotch (08/25/2013) [-]
Thumb for you sir or madam. Grievances for the olds.
User avatar #58 - bearinganhourglass (08/25/2013) [-]
Why thank you sir/ma'am.
#47 - Actually, you can find a lot of good classics for very little …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/25/2013 on Not OC, but truth. +4
#49 - hopskotch (08/25/2013) [-]
Isn't it a shame how the classics get watered down to so little?
User avatar #50 - bearinganhourglass (08/25/2013) [-]
It's pretty sad. I have the Complete Works of William Shakespeare, all his sonnets and plays, for $20. I have a hardback copy of The Count of Monte Cristo for $8. A paperback of 50 Shades of Gray will sell for $15-20.
#53 - hopskotch (08/25/2013) [-]
Thumb for you sir or madam. Grievances for the olds.
User avatar #58 - bearinganhourglass (08/25/2013) [-]
Why thank you sir/ma'am.
#45 - I guess that makes sense. When I get someone a book, I make su…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/25/2013 on Not OC, but truth. +4
#46 - hopskotch (08/25/2013) [-]
Otherwise you're just that creeper guy all MFW

HAVE YOU CHECKED OUT THOSE BERENSTAIN BEARS
User avatar #47 - bearinganhourglass (08/25/2013) [-]
Actually, you can find a lot of good classics for very little money. I found a copy of Dracula for less than $5.
#49 - hopskotch (08/25/2013) [-]
Isn't it a shame how the classics get watered down to so little?
User avatar #50 - bearinganhourglass (08/25/2013) [-]
It's pretty sad. I have the Complete Works of William Shakespeare, all his sonnets and plays, for $20. I have a hardback copy of The Count of Monte Cristo for $8. A paperback of 50 Shades of Gray will sell for $15-20.
#53 - hopskotch (08/25/2013) [-]
Thumb for you sir or madam. Grievances for the olds.
User avatar #58 - bearinganhourglass (08/25/2013) [-]
Why thank you sir/ma'am.
#41 - The majority of books I get at Barnes and Noble are around the…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/24/2013 on Not OC, but truth. +4
#43 - hopskotch (08/25/2013) [-]
That's like me buying a chick a can of beer for a dollar.

Yeah, you can be a man, or you can be a man.
User avatar #45 - bearinganhourglass (08/25/2013) [-]
I guess that makes sense. When I get someone a book, I make sure it's one of the nice ones.
#46 - hopskotch (08/25/2013) [-]
Otherwise you're just that creeper guy all MFW

HAVE YOU CHECKED OUT THOSE BERENSTAIN BEARS
User avatar #47 - bearinganhourglass (08/25/2013) [-]
Actually, you can find a lot of good classics for very little money. I found a copy of Dracula for less than $5.
#49 - hopskotch (08/25/2013) [-]
Isn't it a shame how the classics get watered down to so little?
User avatar #50 - bearinganhourglass (08/25/2013) [-]
It's pretty sad. I have the Complete Works of William Shakespeare, all his sonnets and plays, for $20. I have a hardback copy of The Count of Monte Cristo for $8. A paperback of 50 Shades of Gray will sell for $15-20.
#53 - hopskotch (08/25/2013) [-]
Thumb for you sir or madam. Grievances for the olds.
User avatar #58 - bearinganhourglass (08/25/2013) [-]
Why thank you sir/ma'am.
#158 - I've seen some that aren't too expensive. The size of a mouse … 08/13/2013 on Beautiful Gems 0
#147 - I love jade.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2013 on Beautiful Gems +2
User avatar #157 - leagetshitpack (08/13/2013) [-]
yeah but if you want a statue you have to sell youre car only to get one on the size of youre hand
User avatar #158 - bearinganhourglass (08/13/2013) [-]
I've seen some that aren't too expensive. The size of a mouse for like $40.
#314 - See what I mean? We both just got red thumbs. 08/13/2013 on Gam3r Gurls 0
#61 - I know. Oh well. It was nice finding someone with a reasonable… 08/12/2013 on Gam3r Gurls -1
#58 - That and I see so many gamer girl posts. All I try to say is n…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/12/2013 on Gam3r Gurls -1
User avatar #59 - syntheticdoll (08/12/2013) [-]
Strange, most people complain about gamer girls then they drown you in a sea of red thumbs when you try to prove not all of us are like this.... well, this is the internet so what do we expect?
User avatar #314 - bearinganhourglass (08/13/2013) [-]
See what I mean? We both just got red thumbs.
User avatar #61 - bearinganhourglass (08/12/2013) [-]
I know. Oh well. It was nice finding someone with a reasonable thought process haha
#20 - I want it. 08/12/2013 on So I heard you like dogs? +1
#19 - Also, I've never heard of a white schnauzer. I've seen white a… 08/12/2013 on So I heard you like dogs? 0
#18 - I believe they should be. Labradoodles are beginning to be rec… 08/12/2013 on So I heard you like dogs? 0
#55 - I know. She made me seem like one of those girls. The only peo…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/12/2013 on Gam3r Gurls -1
User avatar #57 - syntheticdoll (08/12/2013) [-]
Sounds creepy. o.O Anyway, it sucks when people think you are one of those girls just because you're talking to one of them.
User avatar #58 - bearinganhourglass (08/12/2013) [-]
That and I see so many gamer girl posts. All I try to say is not all girls who game are like that, and there's a sea of red thumbs.
User avatar #59 - syntheticdoll (08/12/2013) [-]
Strange, most people complain about gamer girls then they drown you in a sea of red thumbs when you try to prove not all of us are like this.... well, this is the internet so what do we expect?
User avatar #314 - bearinganhourglass (08/13/2013) [-]
See what I mean? We both just got red thumbs.
User avatar #61 - bearinganhourglass (08/12/2013) [-]
I know. Oh well. It was nice finding someone with a reasonable thought process haha
#53 - This girl was a huge Halo fan. We started playing D&D toge…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/12/2013 on Gam3r Gurls -1
User avatar #54 - syntheticdoll (08/12/2013) [-]
Jesus.... Talking for these people should be illegal.
User avatar #55 - bearinganhourglass (08/12/2013) [-]
I know. She made me seem like one of those girls. The only people who know I game are my friends, family, strangers on the internet who think I'm a guy, and the creepy guys in the gaming shop in my town (small town) who stare every time I go in there.
User avatar #57 - syntheticdoll (08/12/2013) [-]
Sounds creepy. o.O Anyway, it sucks when people think you are one of those girls just because you're talking to one of them.
User avatar #58 - bearinganhourglass (08/12/2013) [-]
That and I see so many gamer girl posts. All I try to say is not all girls who game are like that, and there's a sea of red thumbs.
User avatar #59 - syntheticdoll (08/12/2013) [-]
Strange, most people complain about gamer girls then they drown you in a sea of red thumbs when you try to prove not all of us are like this.... well, this is the internet so what do we expect?
User avatar #314 - bearinganhourglass (08/13/2013) [-]
See what I mean? We both just got red thumbs.
User avatar #61 - bearinganhourglass (08/12/2013) [-]
I know. Oh well. It was nice finding someone with a reasonable thought process haha
#51 - I used to have a friend who was a "gamer girl" Needl…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/12/2013 on Gam3r Gurls -1
User avatar #52 - syntheticdoll (08/12/2013) [-]
I once had a friend who played WoW for like 10 minutes, then later spammed facebook with pictures and statuses about how much she loves WoW. Then I asked her if she loves it so much, can she tell me what race is the girl on one of the pictures she posted? Then came the awkward silence.
User avatar #53 - bearinganhourglass (08/12/2013) [-]
This girl was a huge Halo fan. We started playing D&D together, but she didn't come as much as I did. She told everyone how we're "such nerds" because of it. She maybe joined for 5 sessions max.
User avatar #54 - syntheticdoll (08/12/2013) [-]
Jesus.... Talking for these people should be illegal.
User avatar #55 - bearinganhourglass (08/12/2013) [-]
I know. She made me seem like one of those girls. The only people who know I game are my friends, family, strangers on the internet who think I'm a guy, and the creepy guys in the gaming shop in my town (small town) who stare every time I go in there.
User avatar #57 - syntheticdoll (08/12/2013) [-]
Sounds creepy. o.O Anyway, it sucks when people think you are one of those girls just because you're talking to one of them.
User avatar #58 - bearinganhourglass (08/12/2013) [-]
That and I see so many gamer girl posts. All I try to say is not all girls who game are like that, and there's a sea of red thumbs.
User avatar #59 - syntheticdoll (08/12/2013) [-]
Strange, most people complain about gamer girls then they drown you in a sea of red thumbs when you try to prove not all of us are like this.... well, this is the internet so what do we expect?
User avatar #314 - bearinganhourglass (08/13/2013) [-]
See what I mean? We both just got red thumbs.
User avatar #61 - bearinganhourglass (08/12/2013) [-]
I know. Oh well. It was nice finding someone with a reasonable thought process haha
#49 - I can understand that. I don't play COD or games "Gamer g…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/12/2013 on Gam3r Gurls -1
User avatar #50 - syntheticdoll (08/12/2013) [-]
I understnad that, I would go crazy if I had to deal with them.
User avatar #51 - bearinganhourglass (08/12/2013) [-]
I used to have a friend who was a "gamer girl" Needless to say, the friendship didn't last long. She was an attention seeker.
User avatar #52 - syntheticdoll (08/12/2013) [-]
I once had a friend who played WoW for like 10 minutes, then later spammed facebook with pictures and statuses about how much she loves WoW. Then I asked her if she loves it so much, can she tell me what race is the girl on one of the pictures she posted? Then came the awkward silence.
User avatar #53 - bearinganhourglass (08/12/2013) [-]
This girl was a huge Halo fan. We started playing D&D together, but she didn't come as much as I did. She told everyone how we're "such nerds" because of it. She maybe joined for 5 sessions max.
User avatar #54 - syntheticdoll (08/12/2013) [-]
Jesus.... Talking for these people should be illegal.
User avatar #55 - bearinganhourglass (08/12/2013) [-]
I know. She made me seem like one of those girls. The only people who know I game are my friends, family, strangers on the internet who think I'm a guy, and the creepy guys in the gaming shop in my town (small town) who stare every time I go in there.
User avatar #57 - syntheticdoll (08/12/2013) [-]
Sounds creepy. o.O Anyway, it sucks when people think you are one of those girls just because you're talking to one of them.
User avatar #58 - bearinganhourglass (08/12/2013) [-]
That and I see so many gamer girl posts. All I try to say is not all girls who game are like that, and there's a sea of red thumbs.
User avatar #59 - syntheticdoll (08/12/2013) [-]
Strange, most people complain about gamer girls then they drown you in a sea of red thumbs when you try to prove not all of us are like this.... well, this is the internet so what do we expect?
User avatar #314 - bearinganhourglass (08/13/2013) [-]
See what I mean? We both just got red thumbs.
User avatar #61 - bearinganhourglass (08/12/2013) [-]
I know. Oh well. It was nice finding someone with a reasonable thought process haha
#46 - My friend and I were just talking about this. He says WoW is o…  [+] (13 new replies) 08/12/2013 on Gam3r Gurls 0
User avatar #48 - syntheticdoll (08/12/2013) [-]
Well, mostly, at least there are not the "Gamer gurlz", there are normal nice girls and psychos, but even the second kind is bearable with a little patience.
User avatar #49 - bearinganhourglass (08/12/2013) [-]
I can understand that. I don't play COD or games "Gamer girls" swarm to usually haha
User avatar #50 - syntheticdoll (08/12/2013) [-]
I understnad that, I would go crazy if I had to deal with them.
User avatar #51 - bearinganhourglass (08/12/2013) [-]
I used to have a friend who was a "gamer girl" Needless to say, the friendship didn't last long. She was an attention seeker.
User avatar #52 - syntheticdoll (08/12/2013) [-]
I once had a friend who played WoW for like 10 minutes, then later spammed facebook with pictures and statuses about how much she loves WoW. Then I asked her if she loves it so much, can she tell me what race is the girl on one of the pictures she posted? Then came the awkward silence.
User avatar #53 - bearinganhourglass (08/12/2013) [-]
This girl was a huge Halo fan. We started playing D&D together, but she didn't come as much as I did. She told everyone how we're "such nerds" because of it. She maybe joined for 5 sessions max.
User avatar #54 - syntheticdoll (08/12/2013) [-]
Jesus.... Talking for these people should be illegal.
User avatar #55 - bearinganhourglass (08/12/2013) [-]
I know. She made me seem like one of those girls. The only people who know I game are my friends, family, strangers on the internet who think I'm a guy, and the creepy guys in the gaming shop in my town (small town) who stare every time I go in there.
User avatar #57 - syntheticdoll (08/12/2013) [-]
Sounds creepy. o.O Anyway, it sucks when people think you are one of those girls just because you're talking to one of them.
User avatar #58 - bearinganhourglass (08/12/2013) [-]
That and I see so many gamer girl posts. All I try to say is not all girls who game are like that, and there's a sea of red thumbs.
User avatar #59 - syntheticdoll (08/12/2013) [-]
Strange, most people complain about gamer girls then they drown you in a sea of red thumbs when you try to prove not all of us are like this.... well, this is the internet so what do we expect?
User avatar #314 - bearinganhourglass (08/13/2013) [-]
See what I mean? We both just got red thumbs.
User avatar #61 - bearinganhourglass (08/12/2013) [-]
I know. Oh well. It was nice finding someone with a reasonable thought process haha
#43 - I just go with people thinking I'm a guy. I was playing League…  [+] (15 new replies) 08/12/2013 on Gam3r Gurls -1
User avatar #44 - syntheticdoll (08/12/2013) [-]
Same in WoW, the only people who know I'm a girl is my guild, mostly because we speak on TeamSpeak a lot, but there are others and they don't care about the gender at all.
User avatar #46 - bearinganhourglass (08/12/2013) [-]
My friend and I were just talking about this. He says WoW is one of the only online games where girls are normal. Good thing my PlayStation games are one player. I talk to some League players on Skype, but only ones that are friends people my friends know.
User avatar #48 - syntheticdoll (08/12/2013) [-]
Well, mostly, at least there are not the "Gamer gurlz", there are normal nice girls and psychos, but even the second kind is bearable with a little patience.
User avatar #49 - bearinganhourglass (08/12/2013) [-]
I can understand that. I don't play COD or games "Gamer girls" swarm to usually haha
User avatar #50 - syntheticdoll (08/12/2013) [-]
I understnad that, I would go crazy if I had to deal with them.
User avatar #51 - bearinganhourglass (08/12/2013) [-]
I used to have a friend who was a "gamer girl" Needless to say, the friendship didn't last long. She was an attention seeker.
User avatar #52 - syntheticdoll (08/12/2013) [-]
I once had a friend who played WoW for like 10 minutes, then later spammed facebook with pictures and statuses about how much she loves WoW. Then I asked her if she loves it so much, can she tell me what race is the girl on one of the pictures she posted? Then came the awkward silence.
User avatar #53 - bearinganhourglass (08/12/2013) [-]
This girl was a huge Halo fan. We started playing D&D together, but she didn't come as much as I did. She told everyone how we're "such nerds" because of it. She maybe joined for 5 sessions max.
User avatar #54 - syntheticdoll (08/12/2013) [-]
Jesus.... Talking for these people should be illegal.
User avatar #55 - bearinganhourglass (08/12/2013) [-]
I know. She made me seem like one of those girls. The only people who know I game are my friends, family, strangers on the internet who think I'm a guy, and the creepy guys in the gaming shop in my town (small town) who stare every time I go in there.
User avatar #57 - syntheticdoll (08/12/2013) [-]
Sounds creepy. o.O Anyway, it sucks when people think you are one of those girls just because you're talking to one of them.
User avatar #58 - bearinganhourglass (08/12/2013) [-]
That and I see so many gamer girl posts. All I try to say is not all girls who game are like that, and there's a sea of red thumbs.
User avatar #59 - syntheticdoll (08/12/2013) [-]
Strange, most people complain about gamer girls then they drown you in a sea of red thumbs when you try to prove not all of us are like this.... well, this is the internet so what do we expect?
User avatar #314 - bearinganhourglass (08/13/2013) [-]
See what I mean? We both just got red thumbs.
User avatar #61 - bearinganhourglass (08/12/2013) [-]
I know. Oh well. It was nice finding someone with a reasonable thought process haha
#279 - **bearinganhourglass rolls 691,268,227** Might as well try 08/12/2013 on Funny post -1
#211 - My cousin got suspended once, because some black kids were har… 08/12/2013 on Ha, Ha, Black People 0
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User avatar #1 - elitehacker (08/06/2013) [-]
**** . you read the series Incarnations of Immortality?
User avatar #2 to #1 - bearinganhourglass (08/06/2013) [-]
I did. I love them. I take it you read them, too?
User avatar #25 to #2 - elitehacker (01/14/2014) [-]
yeah they are.
they probably wouldn't want t he show dead like me either
User avatar #26 to #25 - bearinganhourglass (01/15/2014) [-]
What's that?
User avatar #27 to #26 - elitehacker (01/15/2014) [-]
the tv show based of on a pale horse
User avatar #28 to #27 - bearinganhourglass (01/15/2014) [-]
I'll have to check it out.
User avatar #29 to #28 - elitehacker (01/15/2014) [-]
it only ran 2 seasons :/
but it's a decent show.
User avatar #30 to #29 - bearinganhourglass (01/16/2014) [-]
Sounds pretty interesting.
User avatar #3 to #2 - elitehacker (08/06/2013) [-]
Yep all except Under A Velvet Cloak.
Bearing an hourglass is your favorite right? Mine was For The Love Of Evil.
User avatar #4 to #3 - bearinganhourglass (08/06/2013) [-]
I haven't read Under a Velvet Cloak yet, either. I own it, though.
Yes, Bearing an Hourglass is my favorite. Is it obvious haha. Why is For Love of Evil your favorite?
User avatar #5 to #4 - elitehacker (08/06/2013) [-]
It didn't look as interesting as the others to me but you never know.
Yeah it is pretty obvious lol. Why is it your favorite?

Cause Parry isn't evil, he is just filling his role and dislikes the role of God (JHVH) and challenges that constantly. He started out as a religious guy and wants what he thinks is fair for everyone and doesn't want to hurt anyone.. The symbolizing to the Bible was pretty cool and a lot of the ideology behind the whole thing was really intriguing. It even goes as far to model after the book of revelations with the archangel gabriel. I really like studying theology and how it effects society, for good or bad, it's all interesting to me.
User avatar #6 to #5 - bearinganhourglass (08/06/2013) [-]
Norton is one of my favorite characters. He's a very selfless, honest, caring man. He also took a needed role, limiting his life to 40 years, knowing when he was going to die. It also gives the concept that there is a finite amount of time, considering he was going backwards, rather than forward. That book was just full of interesting, thought provoking ideas. So was On a Pale Horse.

I can understand why you like it. I do sympathize with Parry. Everyone thinking him evil.
User avatar #7 to #6 - elitehacker (08/06/2013) [-]
He was one of the stronger characters in all the books. Yeah they played around with tons of time tricks and twists.

You have a favorite part in On A Pale Horse? Mine was the atheist who committed suicide and what happened to him afterwards.
User avatar #8 to #7 - bearinganhourglass (08/06/2013) [-]
That's my favorite part, too. It definitely got me thinking. Such a simple scene, though,
User avatar #9 to #8 - elitehacker (01/14/2014) [-]
nostalgia derp
User avatar #10 to #9 - bearinganhourglass (01/14/2014) [-]
Oh, goodness. This was from months ago. I just started rereading the series actually.
User avatar #11 to #10 - elitehacker (01/14/2014) [-]
you did? how far are you along?
User avatar #12 to #11 - bearinganhourglass (01/14/2014) [-]
Second book right now. It's my favorite
User avatar #13 to #12 - elitehacker (01/14/2014) [-]
norton hears a who
which is actually a demon that hides in an amulet
User avatar #14 to #13 - bearinganhourglass (01/14/2014) [-]
Goodness.. If only I knew other people who would get that haha.
User avatar #15 to #14 - elitehacker (01/14/2014) [-]
there has to be others out there like us :/
User avatar #16 to #15 - bearinganhourglass (01/14/2014) [-]
Sadly, not here in Nowhere, Idaho.
User avatar #17 to #16 - elitehacker (01/14/2014) [-]
not many in Cali either.

the anthony piers fans are hiding in caves or something.
User avatar #18 to #17 - bearinganhourglass (01/14/2014) [-]
I'm having my friend read the series, but he's still on the second book.
User avatar #19 to #18 - elitehacker (01/14/2014) [-]
the long road.. is he enjoying it so far?
User avatar #24 to #19 - bearinganhourglass (01/14/2014) [-]
I know. Sadly, they are stubborn and can't see past certain parts and are missing out on a good story.
User avatar #22 to #19 - bearinganhourglass (01/14/2014) [-]
Because they're lame. The intro and the concept of magic and science coexisting threw them off
User avatar #23 to #22 - elitehacker (01/14/2014) [-]
all they need is to spend an hour with lilah/lilith
User avatar #20 to #19 - bearinganhourglass (01/14/2014) [-]
I think so. Well, I hope so. My other friends never gave it a chance.
User avatar #21 to #20 - elitehacker (01/14/2014) [-]
their loss. I hope so too.. how come your other friends never gave it a chance?
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