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#11 - I laughed harder than I probably should have. 07/17/2013 on Wat +3
#1203 - Comment deleted 07/17/2013 on Thumb Orgy the Right Way +9
#28 - A few years ago, back when I only knew him in Titanic, I did n…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2013 on 14 reasons why we should... +2
#29 - BerryLicious (07/16/2013) [-]
Those are my exact feelings. I feel ashamed of myself for not liking him before because he was in a few shit films
#245 - Twin Falls here haha.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2013 on Where are you from? +1
User avatar #280 - foxmaal (07/18/2013) [-]
right on,
#48 - Same here.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/15/2013 on Where are you from? +2
User avatar #177 - foxmaal (07/15/2013) [-]
Awesome! Meridian here
User avatar #245 - bearinganhourglass (07/16/2013) [-]
Twin Falls here haha.
User avatar #280 - foxmaal (07/18/2013) [-]
right on,
#17 - **bearinganhourglass rolls 56** Probably not that great. 07/14/2013 on Near winrar 0
#24 - Comment deleted 07/14/2013 on celebrate -12
#32 - I just decided to play this game for the first time in a while… 07/12/2013 on Fuck Russia +1
#27 - Apparently I was shot in the lower calf. Maybe the infection k… 07/08/2013 on Birthmarks +1
#86 - Picture 07/08/2013 on Description -1
#153 - I would ride that crossbreed into battle. 07/05/2013 on to battle then some fetch +1
#141 - It looks like a Great Pyrenees mixed with an Alaskan Malamute.…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2013 on to battle then some fetch 0
User avatar #149 - redstonealchemist (07/05/2013) [-]
i would suggest breeding it with a very prote4ctive large dog or wolfhound, after a few decades, you'll have the perfect wolf-dog-war-thing that you could ride into battle
User avatar #153 - bearinganhourglass (07/05/2013) [-]
I would ride that crossbreed into battle.
#223 - I know how you feel. On my birthday, my family was out of town… 07/04/2013 on Cheers (Read Description) +1
#94 - I'm working toward becoming a lawyer, and people like this gir… 07/02/2013 on Effect of feminism 15 +1
#16 - My father is a mortician, so I heard a lot from him. One thing…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2013 on murder 0
#36 - callammo (06/28/2013) [-]
Snatch??
#16 - Drink a lot of water. Trust me. 06/23/2013 on Thank You All So Much +1
#297 - **bearinganhourglass rolls 3,697** 06/23/2013 on QUAD! +1
#8 - My boyfriend and I got into a fight yesterday. He said he coul… 06/16/2013 on Saddest Day of your Life 0
#5 - I literally just got home from playing some D&D. I love this.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2013 on Bread +16
User avatar #8 - YllekNayr (06/16/2013) [-]
We've got a channel for D&D, too

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/dungeons-n-drags
#8 - I'm a cashier. Plenty of my customers reply in stares and grunts. 06/14/2013 on I Need A Better Job (OC) +1
#66 - One person waited a good half an hour because I couldn't get a… 06/10/2013 on If companies had realistic... +1
#17 - I work at Home Depot as a cashier, which means I can't leave m…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2013 on If companies had realistic... +3
User avatar #32 - xxkelevraxx (06/10/2013) [-]
your pain.. I feel it... as I too work there with the same position... makes me want to kick babies... "Can you help me?" .... "sure, if I can get a hold of someone... ever..."
User avatar #66 - bearinganhourglass (06/10/2013) [-]
One person waited a good half an hour because I couldn't get ahold of a forklift driver.
#46 - A couple weeks before I was born, my mom got a puppy named Bea… 06/05/2013 on Unimaginable Feeling +2
#52 - I've been there. It's tough. Good luck. 05/28/2013 on Goodbye Guys! +1
#19 - Mine is probably white. 05/13/2013 on Seeing a veteran's username 0
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User avatar #1 - elitehacker (08/06/2013) [-]
**** . you read the series Incarnations of Immortality?
User avatar #2 to #1 - bearinganhourglass (08/06/2013) [-]
I did. I love them. I take it you read them, too?
User avatar #25 to #2 - elitehacker (01/14/2014) [-]
yeah they are.
they probably wouldn't want t he show dead like me either
User avatar #26 to #25 - bearinganhourglass (01/15/2014) [-]
What's that?
User avatar #27 to #26 - elitehacker (01/15/2014) [-]
the tv show based of on a pale horse
User avatar #28 to #27 - bearinganhourglass (01/15/2014) [-]
I'll have to check it out.
User avatar #29 to #28 - elitehacker (01/15/2014) [-]
it only ran 2 seasons :/
but it's a decent show.
User avatar #30 to #29 - bearinganhourglass (01/16/2014) [-]
Sounds pretty interesting.
User avatar #3 to #2 - elitehacker (08/06/2013) [-]
Yep all except Under A Velvet Cloak.
Bearing an hourglass is your favorite right? Mine was For The Love Of Evil.
User avatar #4 to #3 - bearinganhourglass (08/06/2013) [-]
I haven't read Under a Velvet Cloak yet, either. I own it, though.
Yes, Bearing an Hourglass is my favorite. Is it obvious haha. Why is For Love of Evil your favorite?
User avatar #5 to #4 - elitehacker (08/06/2013) [-]
It didn't look as interesting as the others to me but you never know.
Yeah it is pretty obvious lol. Why is it your favorite?

Cause Parry isn't evil, he is just filling his role and dislikes the role of God (JHVH) and challenges that constantly. He started out as a religious guy and wants what he thinks is fair for everyone and doesn't want to hurt anyone.. The symbolizing to the Bible was pretty cool and a lot of the ideology behind the whole thing was really intriguing. It even goes as far to model after the book of revelations with the archangel gabriel. I really like studying theology and how it effects society, for good or bad, it's all interesting to me.
User avatar #6 to #5 - bearinganhourglass (08/06/2013) [-]
Norton is one of my favorite characters. He's a very selfless, honest, caring man. He also took a needed role, limiting his life to 40 years, knowing when he was going to die. It also gives the concept that there is a finite amount of time, considering he was going backwards, rather than forward. That book was just full of interesting, thought provoking ideas. So was On a Pale Horse.

I can understand why you like it. I do sympathize with Parry. Everyone thinking him evil.
User avatar #7 to #6 - elitehacker (08/06/2013) [-]
He was one of the stronger characters in all the books. Yeah they played around with tons of time tricks and twists.

You have a favorite part in On A Pale Horse? Mine was the atheist who committed suicide and what happened to him afterwards.
User avatar #8 to #7 - bearinganhourglass (08/06/2013) [-]
That's my favorite part, too. It definitely got me thinking. Such a simple scene, though,
User avatar #9 to #8 - elitehacker (01/14/2014) [-]
nostalgia derp
User avatar #10 to #9 - bearinganhourglass (01/14/2014) [-]
Oh, goodness. This was from months ago. I just started rereading the series actually.
User avatar #11 to #10 - elitehacker (01/14/2014) [-]
you did? how far are you along?
User avatar #12 to #11 - bearinganhourglass (01/14/2014) [-]
Second book right now. It's my favorite
User avatar #13 to #12 - elitehacker (01/14/2014) [-]
norton hears a who
which is actually a demon that hides in an amulet
User avatar #14 to #13 - bearinganhourglass (01/14/2014) [-]
Goodness.. If only I knew other people who would get that haha.
User avatar #15 to #14 - elitehacker (01/14/2014) [-]
there has to be others out there like us :/
User avatar #16 to #15 - bearinganhourglass (01/14/2014) [-]
Sadly, not here in Nowhere, Idaho.
User avatar #17 to #16 - elitehacker (01/14/2014) [-]
not many in Cali either.

the anthony piers fans are hiding in caves or something.
User avatar #18 to #17 - bearinganhourglass (01/14/2014) [-]
I'm having my friend read the series, but he's still on the second book.
User avatar #19 to #18 - elitehacker (01/14/2014) [-]
the long road.. is he enjoying it so far?
User avatar #24 to #19 - bearinganhourglass (01/14/2014) [-]
I know. Sadly, they are stubborn and can't see past certain parts and are missing out on a good story.
User avatar #22 to #19 - bearinganhourglass (01/14/2014) [-]
Because they're lame. The intro and the concept of magic and science coexisting threw them off
User avatar #23 to #22 - elitehacker (01/14/2014) [-]
all they need is to spend an hour with lilah/lilith
User avatar #20 to #19 - bearinganhourglass (01/14/2014) [-]
I think so. Well, I hope so. My other friends never gave it a chance.
User avatar #21 to #20 - elitehacker (01/14/2014) [-]
their loss. I hope so too.. how come your other friends never gave it a chance?
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