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Date Signed Up:4/07/2013
Last Login:9/12/2014
Location:Ohio
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#237 - Comment deleted 04/06/2014 on 26. All Men Must Die 0
#235 - Wtf does shower beer mean?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/06/2014 on 26. All Men Must Die 0
User avatar #253 - medewu (04/06/2014) [-]
Have a beer once a week in the shower see how it relaxs you and shit.
User avatar #254 - beardgasm (04/06/2014) [-]
Interesting...I need this.
User avatar #260 - joberja (04/06/2014) [-]
Also bath beer... But.. you know... real men don't take baths.
User avatar #258 - medewu (04/06/2014) [-]
Do it man you will feel so much different
#159 - If I were management the moment she started making death threa… 04/01/2014 on Plastic Mom 1 (BCG's Mom) 0
#158 - Probably aspergers. 04/01/2014 on Beta Cringe God 2 0
#205 - Is the magazine not curved to the side slightly? 03/31/2014 on /k/ intensifies 0
#443 - Holy **** it's a real life Ellie! 03/27/2014 on Cringe Compilation 13 +3
#104 - Wtf is a nuggetty physique? 03/27/2014 on Scar Faced Git +2
#75 - Is that not jimmy fallon he's with? Looks just likw him... 03/26/2014 on Arnold Schwarzenegger on QVC 0
#52 - Oh, that's jimmy fallon, lmao. Must have been a skit.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Arnold Schwarzenegger on QVC 0
#58 - winsloaf (03/26/2014) [-]
nope, real life, he was on QVC, i watched this shit live bro.
User avatar #75 - beardgasm (03/26/2014) [-]
Is that not jimmy fallon he's with? Looks just likw him...
#367 - Looked up the actual story, she's just transgender. She alread…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/26/2014 on GOLDEN -1
#370 - amnitioe (03/26/2014) [-]
Please dont refer to it as a 'she'. Its either 'him' or 'it'.
User avatar #381 - redblackstar (03/26/2014) [-]
Fuck you, maybe she wants to be refered to as she?
#468 - amnitioe (03/27/2014) [-]
Well, so what you are saying is that gender does not matter and i can refer to you as a she?
User avatar #470 - redblackstar (03/28/2014) [-]
Pretty much, but I consider myself a he, that's all.
#485 - amnitioe (03/29/2014) [-]
Man, are you high?
User avatar #486 - redblackstar (03/30/2014) [-]
I'm drunk, but I was sober when writing that.
#362 - So then it wasn't just a mistake, this person is just that muc… 03/26/2014 on GOLDEN 0
#353 - >Transgender Gay Wut...  [+] (12 new replies) 03/26/2014 on GOLDEN 0
User avatar #367 - beardgasm (03/26/2014) [-]
Looked up the actual story, she's just transgender. She already married a man. Still why anyone would want to be a muslim woman is beyond me.
#370 - amnitioe (03/26/2014) [-]
Please dont refer to it as a 'she'. Its either 'him' or 'it'.
User avatar #381 - redblackstar (03/26/2014) [-]
Fuck you, maybe she wants to be refered to as she?
#468 - amnitioe (03/27/2014) [-]
Well, so what you are saying is that gender does not matter and i can refer to you as a she?
User avatar #470 - redblackstar (03/28/2014) [-]
Pretty much, but I consider myself a he, that's all.
#485 - amnitioe (03/29/2014) [-]
Man, are you high?
User avatar #486 - redblackstar (03/30/2014) [-]
I'm drunk, but I was sober when writing that.
User avatar #355 - tarantallegra (03/26/2014) [-]
Means that even though she's a woman now, she's still attracted to females.
User avatar #362 - beardgasm (03/26/2014) [-]
So then it wasn't just a mistake, this person is just that much more fucked up.
#358 - masterquester (03/26/2014) [-]
So through a bunch of technicalities



It's straight.
User avatar #359 - tarantallegra (03/26/2014) [-]
Trough infinite technicalities, yeah, kind of.
#361 - masterquester (03/26/2014) [-]
Good for her.
Him?
Im sorry im not very good at being PC.
#232 - #19...I thought it was going to say which end do you eat first… 03/25/2014 on Title +1
#396 - There's the same kind of schism in music. My University is a b… 03/25/2014 on Lucifer (Read Description) 0
#108 - Why is this so god damn satisfying?! 03/23/2014 on Perfection +3
#168 - I think it's that she's in the military and not just some dumb…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2014 on :( 0
User avatar #176 - skulldan (03/23/2014) [-]
i will give you, she is cute
#76 - Comment deleted 03/23/2014 on SMASHING! 0
#91 - No, that is not what it means. He didn't say people who lose t…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Cause and effect. 0
User avatar #93 - lolollo (03/23/2014) [-]
The whole "people who lose money never deserved it" thing is an ideology taken straight out of social darwinism, which is the stupid thing trying to be shot down. The people who advocate it are always the first to start whining when their own system starts bending THEM over the table, which is why the simplest way to argue against it is to turn the analogy back on them. It's the same shit with those assnoying assholes who constantly say "All's fair in love and war!" to justify being a douchebag. It's just one big selfish case of "every man for himself*!"

*assuming that man is you, and only you. If that man is me, the rules go back to being a 100% altruistic society.
User avatar #92 - vatra (03/23/2014) [-]
I can see it being taken either way, I say we have prohibullion settle this.
#67 - He said stupid people. Keeping money in a wallet is not stupid.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Cause and effect. -1
#83 - vatra (03/22/2014) [-]
"Stupid people who lose their money" To give an exact quote, thus saying anyone that loses their money is stupid. So, if noblexfenrir robbed prohibullion, by his own standards he is stupid and did not deserve to have it.
User avatar #91 - beardgasm (03/23/2014) [-]
No, that is not what it means. He didn't say people who lose their money are stupid, he said stupid people who lose their money, meaning the person was stupid to begin with.
User avatar #93 - lolollo (03/23/2014) [-]
The whole "people who lose money never deserved it" thing is an ideology taken straight out of social darwinism, which is the stupid thing trying to be shot down. The people who advocate it are always the first to start whining when their own system starts bending THEM over the table, which is why the simplest way to argue against it is to turn the analogy back on them. It's the same shit with those assnoying assholes who constantly say "All's fair in love and war!" to justify being a douchebag. It's just one big selfish case of "every man for himself*!"

*assuming that man is you, and only you. If that man is me, the rules go back to being a 100% altruistic society.
User avatar #92 - vatra (03/23/2014) [-]
I can see it being taken either way, I say we have prohibullion settle this.
#212 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2014 on TFC Part 1: Pokemon Fight Club 0
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#203 - Comment deleted 03/22/2014 on TFC Part 1: Pokemon Fight Club 0
#200 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2014 on TFC Part 1: Pokemon Fight Club 0
#213 - DmOnZ Comment deleted by beardgasm
#197 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 03/22/2014 on TFC Part 1: Pokemon Fight Club +2
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#212 - beardgasm Comment deleted by beardgasm
#223 - DmOnZ Comment deleted by beardgasm
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#77 - I guess my point was that nobody uses LAN anymore, though I gu…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2014 on Pickles 0
User avatar #78 - irico (03/23/2014) [-]
Halo CE with modded maps, oh the joys that were had
#23 - Are LAN parties even still a thing? Nowadays you can play over…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Pickles +1
User avatar #66 - lasmamoe (03/22/2014) [-]
Yeah who needs social interactions anyway.
User avatar #25 - irico (03/22/2014) [-]
Yeah why wouldn't they be? Everyone in one room, able to talk to each other, shout at each other and whatever. It's a nicer atmosphere than being sat on your own just playing over the internet and talking over skype.
User avatar #77 - beardgasm (03/22/2014) [-]
I guess my point was that nobody uses LAN anymore, though I guess people still call them LAN parties. Ah I miss the days of Diablo III.
User avatar #78 - irico (03/23/2014) [-]
Halo CE with modded maps, oh the joys that were had
User avatar #24 - ssjcarbon (03/22/2014) [-]
LAN parties is more fun than just playing online. I like to think anyways. Also easier to talk to a specific person, rather than having several people trying to talk over each other or taking turn...
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