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#229 - I think occulus rift will open up a whole new level of horror/… 04/12/2014 on Fund This +4
#223 - The real cause of autism is women's vanity. 04/10/2014 on title +1
#165 - Forgot to mention ' ******* idiot'. If y… 04/09/2014 on The Horizon Looks Good 0
#164 - Because calling someone a bitch and a moron for voicing their … 04/09/2014 on The Horizon Looks Good 0
#96 - Especially for the black race.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/09/2014 on Teaching the true meaning... 0
User avatar #98 - makotoitou (04/09/2014) [-]
You don't know Hell Mode until you make a new female character in the Chinese server.
#113 - junahi (04/09/2014) [-]
And more often than not, the server is already full.
#127 - Lol, that was completely unintentional. 04/09/2014 on Cracks within cracks 0
#116 - This guy cracks me up, he's ****** brilliant.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/09/2014 on Cracks within cracks 0
User avatar #123 - thatscrewedupkid (04/09/2014) [-]
you punny motherfucker
User avatar #127 - beardgasm (04/09/2014) [-]
Lol, that was completely unintentional.
#162 - How about you stop being a cunt?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/09/2014 on The Horizon Looks Good 0
User avatar #163 - holycrapimacupcake (04/09/2014) [-]
I never was.
User avatar #165 - beardgasm (04/09/2014) [-]
Forgot to mention 'fucking idiot'.

If you haven't had any problems with microsoft then good for you, but don't be a cunt to people that have.
User avatar #164 - beardgasm (04/09/2014) [-]
Because calling someone a bitch and a moron for voicing their opinion isn't being a cunt.
#156 - Doesn't matter, they're still a ****** company an…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/08/2014 on The Horizon Looks Good 0
User avatar #161 - holycrapimacupcake (04/09/2014) [-]
Then stop whining. No one cares if you don;t support them.
User avatar #162 - beardgasm (04/09/2014) [-]
How about you stop being a cunt?
User avatar #163 - holycrapimacupcake (04/09/2014) [-]
I never was.
User avatar #165 - beardgasm (04/09/2014) [-]
Forgot to mention 'fucking idiot'.

If you haven't had any problems with microsoft then good for you, but don't be a cunt to people that have.
User avatar #164 - beardgasm (04/09/2014) [-]
Because calling someone a bitch and a moron for voicing their opinion isn't being a cunt.
#8415147 - Yus. ^.-  [+] (5 new replies) 04/08/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8415195 - zaecky (04/08/2014) [-]
#8415189 - zaecky (04/08/2014) [-]
#8415184 - zaecky (04/08/2014) [-]
#8415182 - zaecky (04/08/2014) [-]
#8415158 - zaecky (04/08/2014) [-]
PREPARE FOR CUTE FOX RAPE
#8415096 - I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED!  [+] (7 new replies) 04/08/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8415122 - zaecky (04/08/2014) [-]
YOU HAVE INDEED! I COME BEARING PICTURES OF CUTE FOXES. DO YOU ACCEPT MY PROPOSAL!?
User avatar #8415147 - beardgasm (04/08/2014) [-]
Yus. ^.-
#8415195 - zaecky (04/08/2014) [-]
#8415189 - zaecky (04/08/2014) [-]
#8415184 - zaecky (04/08/2014) [-]
#8415182 - zaecky (04/08/2014) [-]
#8415158 - zaecky (04/08/2014) [-]
PREPARE FOR CUTE FOX RAPE
#150 - Also what does the fact that two different teams work on xbox … 04/08/2014 on The Horizon Looks Good 0
#149 - Phone support, not support for a phone, you dense *****… 04/08/2014 on The Horizon Looks Good 0
#148 - Again, what does outdated tech have to do with anything? The c…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/08/2014 on The Horizon Looks Good 0
User avatar #151 - holycrapimacupcake (04/08/2014) [-]
Dude, the Xbox One literally has none of the problems you're bitching about.
User avatar #156 - beardgasm (04/08/2014) [-]
Doesn't matter, they're still a shitty company and I refuse to support them.
User avatar #161 - holycrapimacupcake (04/09/2014) [-]
Then stop whining. No one cares if you don;t support them.
User avatar #162 - beardgasm (04/09/2014) [-]
How about you stop being a cunt?
User avatar #163 - holycrapimacupcake (04/09/2014) [-]
I never was.
User avatar #165 - beardgasm (04/09/2014) [-]
Forgot to mention 'fucking idiot'.

If you haven't had any problems with microsoft then good for you, but don't be a cunt to people that have.
User avatar #164 - beardgasm (04/09/2014) [-]
Because calling someone a bitch and a moron for voicing their opinion isn't being a cunt.
#112 - Yeah, if you were still playing SNES 5 years ago. 04/08/2014 on The Good Old Days 0
#145 - They haven't fixed windows update. I'm still having serious is…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/08/2014 on The Horizon Looks Good 0
User avatar #146 - holycrapimacupcake (04/08/2014) [-]
Then get a different fucking phone, the team working on the Xbox and the Windows phones and Operating Systems are two different divisions of microsoft you fucking idiot.
User avatar #150 - beardgasm (04/08/2014) [-]
Also what does the fact that two different teams work on xbox and windows have to do with the fact that they both suck?
User avatar #149 - beardgasm (04/08/2014) [-]
Phone support, not support for a phone, you dense motherfucker. It costs $50 to get support over the phone for windows if it's been more than 90 days, which IMO is just terrible. Support should always be free.
#144 - I'll just leave these here: 04/08/2014 on The Horizon Looks Good 0
#142 - It still happened. Moron.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/08/2014 on The Horizon Looks Good 0
User avatar #143 - holycrapimacupcake (04/08/2014) [-]
Yes, and they fixed it. Just like they have fixed everything else.
User avatar #145 - beardgasm (04/08/2014) [-]
They haven't fixed windows update. I'm still having serious issues with windows 7 and am not paying $50 to get phone support for a defective product.
User avatar #146 - holycrapimacupcake (04/08/2014) [-]
Then get a different fucking phone, the team working on the Xbox and the Windows phones and Operating Systems are two different divisions of microsoft you fucking idiot.
User avatar #150 - beardgasm (04/08/2014) [-]
Also what does the fact that two different teams work on xbox and windows have to do with the fact that they both suck?
User avatar #149 - beardgasm (04/08/2014) [-]
Phone support, not support for a phone, you dense motherfucker. It costs $50 to get support over the phone for windows if it's been more than 90 days, which IMO is just terrible. Support should always be free.
#141 - What does that have to do with anything?  [+] (9 new replies) 04/08/2014 on The Horizon Looks Good 0
User avatar #147 - holycrapimacupcake (04/08/2014) [-]
Outdated tech.
User avatar #148 - beardgasm (04/08/2014) [-]
Again, what does outdated tech have to do with anything? The controller I'm talking about was purchased new a month ago.
User avatar #151 - holycrapimacupcake (04/08/2014) [-]
Dude, the Xbox One literally has none of the problems you're bitching about.
User avatar #156 - beardgasm (04/08/2014) [-]
Doesn't matter, they're still a shitty company and I refuse to support them.
User avatar #161 - holycrapimacupcake (04/09/2014) [-]
Then stop whining. No one cares if you don;t support them.
User avatar #162 - beardgasm (04/09/2014) [-]
How about you stop being a cunt?
User avatar #163 - holycrapimacupcake (04/09/2014) [-]
I never was.
User avatar #165 - beardgasm (04/09/2014) [-]
Forgot to mention 'fucking idiot'.

If you haven't had any problems with microsoft then good for you, but don't be a cunt to people that have.
User avatar #164 - beardgasm (04/09/2014) [-]
Because calling someone a bitch and a moron for voicing their opinion isn't being a cunt.
#123 - I never swapped it out, just put it in. I really didn't use it…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/08/2014 on The Horizon Looks Good 0
User avatar #126 - holycrapimacupcake (04/08/2014) [-]
Jesus christ you're a moron. The Red Ring was fixed within a month after it happened, and more often than not it was caused by the AV cables not being hooked in all the way.
User avatar #142 - beardgasm (04/08/2014) [-]
It still happened. Moron.
User avatar #143 - holycrapimacupcake (04/08/2014) [-]
Yes, and they fixed it. Just like they have fixed everything else.
User avatar #145 - beardgasm (04/08/2014) [-]
They haven't fixed windows update. I'm still having serious issues with windows 7 and am not paying $50 to get phone support for a defective product.
User avatar #146 - holycrapimacupcake (04/08/2014) [-]
Then get a different fucking phone, the team working on the Xbox and the Windows phones and Operating Systems are two different divisions of microsoft you fucking idiot.
User avatar #150 - beardgasm (04/08/2014) [-]
Also what does the fact that two different teams work on xbox and windows have to do with the fact that they both suck?
User avatar #149 - beardgasm (04/08/2014) [-]
Phone support, not support for a phone, you dense motherfucker. It costs $50 to get support over the phone for windows if it's been more than 90 days, which IMO is just terrible. Support should always be free.
#118 - I paid money for something that doesn't work. I have a right t…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/08/2014 on The Horizon Looks Good 0
User avatar #119 - holycrapimacupcake (04/08/2014) [-]
More often than not it's general wear and tear. How often did you play it/swap out the pack?
User avatar #123 - beardgasm (04/08/2014) [-]
I never swapped it out, just put it in. I really didn't use it that much, and I'm not rough on my things at all. It was just a case of defective hardware from poor manufacturing. Remember the whole red ring of death thing?

IMO the real bitches are people who let companies walk all over them and don't stand up for themselves.
User avatar #126 - holycrapimacupcake (04/08/2014) [-]
Jesus christ you're a moron. The Red Ring was fixed within a month after it happened, and more often than not it was caused by the AV cables not being hooked in all the way.
User avatar #142 - beardgasm (04/08/2014) [-]
It still happened. Moron.
User avatar #143 - holycrapimacupcake (04/08/2014) [-]
Yes, and they fixed it. Just like they have fixed everything else.
User avatar #145 - beardgasm (04/08/2014) [-]
They haven't fixed windows update. I'm still having serious issues with windows 7 and am not paying $50 to get phone support for a defective product.
User avatar #146 - holycrapimacupcake (04/08/2014) [-]
Then get a different fucking phone, the team working on the Xbox and the Windows phones and Operating Systems are two different divisions of microsoft you fucking idiot.
User avatar #150 - beardgasm (04/08/2014) [-]
Also what does the fact that two different teams work on xbox and windows have to do with the fact that they both suck?
User avatar #149 - beardgasm (04/08/2014) [-]
Phone support, not support for a phone, you dense motherfucker. It costs $50 to get support over the phone for windows if it's been more than 90 days, which IMO is just terrible. Support should always be free.
#102 - This. I have both PS Plus and Xbox gold, and Plus has FAR bett… 04/08/2014 on The Horizon Looks Good 0
#100 - Never again will I support microsoft. My 1 month old 360 contr…  [+] (23 new replies) 04/08/2014 on The Horizon Looks Good -6
User avatar #136 - giveupnow (04/08/2014) [-]
The 360 came out in 2005 so it uses technology from 2004 and 2005 so shut up faggot.
User avatar #141 - beardgasm (04/08/2014) [-]
What does that have to do with anything?
User avatar #147 - holycrapimacupcake (04/08/2014) [-]
Outdated tech.
User avatar #148 - beardgasm (04/08/2014) [-]
Again, what does outdated tech have to do with anything? The controller I'm talking about was purchased new a month ago.
User avatar #151 - holycrapimacupcake (04/08/2014) [-]
Dude, the Xbox One literally has none of the problems you're bitching about.
User avatar #156 - beardgasm (04/08/2014) [-]
Doesn't matter, they're still a shitty company and I refuse to support them.
User avatar #161 - holycrapimacupcake (04/09/2014) [-]
Then stop whining. No one cares if you don;t support them.
User avatar #162 - beardgasm (04/09/2014) [-]
How about you stop being a cunt?
User avatar #163 - holycrapimacupcake (04/09/2014) [-]
I never was.
User avatar #165 - beardgasm (04/09/2014) [-]
Forgot to mention 'fucking idiot'.

If you haven't had any problems with microsoft then good for you, but don't be a cunt to people that have.
User avatar #164 - beardgasm (04/09/2014) [-]
Because calling someone a bitch and a moron for voicing their opinion isn't being a cunt.
User avatar #113 - holycrapimacupcake (04/08/2014) [-]
Get the controllers that use actual batteries, get a wired controller, stop complaining like a bitch.
User avatar #118 - beardgasm (04/08/2014) [-]
I paid money for something that doesn't work. I have a right to complain.
User avatar #119 - holycrapimacupcake (04/08/2014) [-]
More often than not it's general wear and tear. How often did you play it/swap out the pack?
User avatar #123 - beardgasm (04/08/2014) [-]
I never swapped it out, just put it in. I really didn't use it that much, and I'm not rough on my things at all. It was just a case of defective hardware from poor manufacturing. Remember the whole red ring of death thing?

IMO the real bitches are people who let companies walk all over them and don't stand up for themselves.
User avatar #126 - holycrapimacupcake (04/08/2014) [-]
Jesus christ you're a moron. The Red Ring was fixed within a month after it happened, and more often than not it was caused by the AV cables not being hooked in all the way.
User avatar #142 - beardgasm (04/08/2014) [-]
It still happened. Moron.
User avatar #143 - holycrapimacupcake (04/08/2014) [-]
Yes, and they fixed it. Just like they have fixed everything else.
User avatar #145 - beardgasm (04/08/2014) [-]
They haven't fixed windows update. I'm still having serious issues with windows 7 and am not paying $50 to get phone support for a defective product.
User avatar #146 - holycrapimacupcake (04/08/2014) [-]
Then get a different fucking phone, the team working on the Xbox and the Windows phones and Operating Systems are two different divisions of microsoft you fucking idiot.
User avatar #150 - beardgasm (04/08/2014) [-]
Also what does the fact that two different teams work on xbox and windows have to do with the fact that they both suck?
User avatar #149 - beardgasm (04/08/2014) [-]
Phone support, not support for a phone, you dense motherfucker. It costs $50 to get support over the phone for windows if it's been more than 90 days, which IMO is just terrible. Support should always be free.
#85 - I have been using the free version of Avast, thinking about ge…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2014 on I was wondering what that... 0
#95 - Womens Study Major (04/08/2014) [-]
I use comodo free myself, but if you wanna go with a subscription version antivirus, i'd go with kaspersky
#254 - Interesting...I need this.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2014 on 26. All Men Must Die 0
User avatar #260 - joberja (04/06/2014) [-]
Also bath beer... But.. you know... real men don't take baths.
User avatar #258 - medewu (04/06/2014) [-]
Do it man you will feel so much different
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