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#105 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 07/29/2016 on Dead Moose +2
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#106 - nerdynord (07/29/2016) [-]
What was it?
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#111 - teratorn (17 hours ago) [-]
Girl goes to a dumpster to get maggots,puts them in her vagina along with some rotten meat for them to feed on.
#112 - nerdynord (12 hours ago) [-]
#94 - Now all I need is a pair of bear testicles and I can be manbearpig.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2016 on Tavergorn Alagocr Memp +16
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#131 - stardustdragonlord (07/29/2016) [-]
no, just get really buff and put on a lot of weight and suck cock
#245 - Well it's not just an American issue, although the argument se… 07/28/2016 on america 0
#243 - I mean we as in anyone really. The problem isn't that there ar…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2016 on america 0
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#244 - commontroll (07/28/2016) [-]
Oh okay, I thought you were saying it from an American standpoint, since I hear people defend it that way a lot.
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#245 - beardgasm (07/28/2016) [-]
Well it's not just an American issue, although the argument seems to be much more prevalent in America.

What I said applies to any country though. The ideal solution would be to work on lowering crime so people don't feel like they need guns.
#195 - At least she feels bad. Maybe he'll get some apology sex out of it.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2016 on Painful to watch +1
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#201 - jzpotter (07/28/2016) [-]
Yeah, honestly, it just shows that she's a good person and feels humility. A lot of people just can't admit fault or wrong doing now.
#47 - I WAS wrong. I'm not a twat who gets all offended when someone… 07/27/2016 on Don't mind me 0
#239 - I never said we didn't need them you twat. Reading comprehensi…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/27/2016 on america 0
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#242 - commontroll (07/27/2016) [-]
I'm saying that Europe needs them too now though. For a long time you could say Europe didn't need them, but I'd say they do now. I'm assuming you're saying "we" as an American, not a European? To help clarify for both of us what we're both trying to say.
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#243 - beardgasm (07/27/2016) [-]
I mean we as in anyone really. The problem isn't that there are so many people with guns, it's that crime is so bad they think they need them.
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#244 - commontroll (07/28/2016) [-]
Oh okay, I thought you were saying it from an American standpoint, since I hear people defend it that way a lot.
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#245 - beardgasm (07/28/2016) [-]
Well it's not just an American issue, although the argument seems to be much more prevalent in America.

What I said applies to any country though. The ideal solution would be to work on lowering crime so people don't feel like they need guns.
#58 - It's more that we need them (or think we need them depending o…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/27/2016 on america -3
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#221 - commontroll (07/27/2016) [-]
Because German women didn't need a way to protect themselves on New Years, or to protect themselves from rape every day now. Or priests from stabbings. Shit man, even with all the laws the guy(s?) in Nice had grenades even, so it's not like it's safer. The main difference was America has a criminal problem, while Europe for a long time did not. Now it does.
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#239 - beardgasm (07/27/2016) [-]
I never said we didn't need them you twat. Reading comprehension?

I said it's the fact that we need them that is the real problem.
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#242 - commontroll (07/27/2016) [-]
I'm saying that Europe needs them too now though. For a long time you could say Europe didn't need them, but I'd say they do now. I'm assuming you're saying "we" as an American, not a European? To help clarify for both of us what we're both trying to say.
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#243 - beardgasm (07/27/2016) [-]
I mean we as in anyone really. The problem isn't that there are so many people with guns, it's that crime is so bad they think they need them.
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#244 - commontroll (07/28/2016) [-]
Oh okay, I thought you were saying it from an American standpoint, since I hear people defend it that way a lot.
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#245 - beardgasm (07/28/2016) [-]
Well it's not just an American issue, although the argument seems to be much more prevalent in America.

What I said applies to any country though. The ideal solution would be to work on lowering crime so people don't feel like they need guns.
#26 - Ah, yeah, thanks for the clarification.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2016 on Don't mind me 0
#38 - anon (07/27/2016) [-]
wtf someone who almost admitted that they were wrong instead of acting like someone shoved a whole carton of morton's salt in their ass?
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#47 - beardgasm (07/27/2016) [-]
I WAS wrong. I'm not a twat who gets all offended when someone corrects me.
#24 - The flaps aren't moving. It is impossible for it to tilt like …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/27/2016 on Don't mind me +2
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#25 - electricfart (07/27/2016) [-]
Flaps affect lift, not pitch. Both wings would change to the same degree, and not quickly either. Ailerons (Guessing that's what you meant) Wouldn't need to move much (enough that you could see on this shit quality) to do that. Still fake tho
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#26 - beardgasm (07/27/2016) [-]
Ah, yeah, thanks for the clarification.
#38 - anon (07/27/2016) [-]
wtf someone who almost admitted that they were wrong instead of acting like someone shoved a whole carton of morton's salt in their ass?
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#47 - beardgasm (07/27/2016) [-]
I WAS wrong. I'm not a twat who gets all offended when someone corrects me.
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