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Interests: Supporting architectural structures
Date Signed Up:5/11/2015
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Flagsville Falls USA
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I have successfully lifted myself into being impervious to: Jet Fuel. Hurricanes. Earthquakes. Insurrections. Oxygenation. Bending Units. Termites.

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#25 - Steel ******* beams. Das right. 01/10/2016 on (untilted) -1
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User avatar #18 - monoopah (05/26/2015) [-]
I'm still waiting for a riddle bitch
User avatar #17 - patrickandgoldie ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Why are you doing this
User avatar #13 - warioteam (05/16/2015) [-]
can jet fuel melt you?
User avatar #14 to #13 - beams (05/16/2015) [-]
No. Only chocolate and twink boys can melt me
User avatar #19 to #14 - kamehameleon (08/07/2015) [-]
What about chocolate-covered boys?
User avatar #12 - aizeinstein (05/16/2015) [-]
Guess who I am. I'm the one who riddles.
User avatar #15 to #12 - beams (05/16/2015) [-]
Are you the newspaper?
User avatar #16 to #15 - aizeinstein (05/17/2015) [-]
You're god damn wrong.
#1 - caette ONLINE (05/16/2015) [-]
literally who are you
User avatar #2 to #1 - beams (05/16/2015) [-]
I am he who can see with real eyes the real lies. Who are you?
#3 to #2 - caette ONLINE (05/16/2015) [-]
dont change the subject
User avatar #4 to #3 - beams (05/16/2015) [-]
Do you mean who I am off the internet? Or if I have another account? I kind of wonder why you wonder. I am just one of those themed accounts lol.
#5 to #4 - caette ONLINE (05/16/2015) [-]
what theme
User avatar #6 to #5 - beams (05/16/2015) [-]
steel beams. I know all the secrets you want to know and THEY dont want you to know
#7 to #6 - caette ONLINE (05/16/2015) [-]
what about steam beams
User avatar #8 to #7 - beams (05/16/2015) [-]
A conspiracy I have yet to research yet
#9 to #8 - caette ONLINE (05/16/2015) [-]
I have yet to research* works just as well.
User avatar #10 to #9 - beams (05/16/2015) [-]
Conspiracy theories about steam beams. That could relate to technology to power cars from steam water developed by various investors that has been suppressed by big oil.
#11 to #10 - caette ONLINE (05/16/2015) [-]
i was just pointing out that you used "yet" twice in the same sentence which was redundant
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