>Teacher in the bathroom with kids while they're pissing.

What?

Even if she was a man, I would.

it was a shiny.... female.

what movie is that from? it looks really familier

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Haha kim jong turned them into links. brony and hentai has one too I think

Oh I guess it doesn't never mind

Did you hear about bayonetta 2?

Omg. I love how funnyjunk makes the word gay purple. Thas so cool.....

Haha kim jong turned them into links. brony and hentai has one too I think

Oh I guess it doesn't never mind

Did you hear about bayonetta 2?

Lol not bad. Not bad at all. Are you sure he was fapping to gay porn? He had a girlfriend! Or did he come out...?

My dad had a girlfriend. Not my big bro. And I think I'm pretty sure that to guys on top of each other an thrusting is gay porn. And my bro hasn't come out yet, but everyone expects that he will someday, our own mom thinks he's gay.

Omg. I love how funnyjunk makes the word gay purple. Thas so cool.....

Haha kim jong turned them into links. brony and hentai has one too I think

Oh I guess it doesn't never mind

Did you hear about bayonetta 2?

i love a good story and dont hold back on the details

Ok. Ok. So Short story long, I woke up one night cause I had to pee, really really bad. I went to the bathroom and when I came out I saw the light in my computer room on (T'was a room contained of 5 complete pc's and a whole bunch of cpu parts.) Anyways, I crept over to the doorway and as I peaked inside I saw my bro fapping to some gay porn. I didn't know what it was at the time but I saw my bro come on the keyboard. So, the next day I was all petrified. And I didn't want to say anything to my big bro. But, my dad asked him to watch me for a couple of hours while he and his girlfriend went out. So unluckily for me, I had to stick close to him for the entire night. After my dad left my bro got my dad's laptop and sat me down. He gave me the "talk".
Then had me watch porn for about an hour. It was lovely. So after that I would steal my dad's laptop an instead of showering I'd watch porn. I would get all sexually excited, and I wouldn't know why. It was fun, so fun ^-^

Lol not bad. Not bad at all. Are you sure he was fapping to gay porn? He had a girlfriend! Or did he come out...?

My dad had a girlfriend. Not my big bro. And I think I'm pretty sure that to guys on top of each other an thrusting is gay porn. And my bro hasn't come out yet, but everyone expects that he will someday, our own mom thinks he's gay.

Omg. I love how funnyjunk makes the word gay purple. Thas so cool.....

Haha kim jong turned them into links. brony and hentai has one too I think

Oh I guess it doesn't never mind

Did you hear about bayonetta 2?

bayonetta was one of very few games i work my ass off for the platinum trophy on the ps3. i love the game and i her big guns ;)

well as for the sly part. long story short. rewind the tapes. i had time i never knew about and getting internet early on

long story...i found my parents porn stash at 6 or so. we only had 2 tvs at the time. my tv was their old tv and it had a vhs player built in it. so when my dad put the tv into my room SOMEONE forgot to take out one of the *cough* happy videos *cough* out. i saw my first porn and i had no idea what was going on. it had DP and everything. it was on a motorcycle. real smutty and crazy now i think about. first porn seen and it was hardcore porn. soon after i want on a hunting trip for more and found i think 3 others in their closet. i hid the first and when they have friends over or its late at night. ill be in my room watching porn. but i was a dumb ass and never rewind. they cought on when i heard them talking about videos in the closet. but they couldnt prove it so i was never confronted. i got so scared that i hid the first one in their room and made it look like it fell behind the tv. another thing i had time after school. my parents expect me to do all my homework before they got home. and they would alternate and sometimes come home together. School was literally right across from my home. i think i was dumb at 6. i couldnt tell time very well so i was always nervous about watching it. but now i remembered the sun would just touch the horizon when one of them came home. so i had a good 2-3 hours. getting internet would be my first thing to get when i turn 10-14 and internet is slightly faster and revisit all the old sites before they were taken down or just became crappy. i still remember my first porn site. i just checked it while typing this and its still there. ahhh memories~

After i got my first gameboy color video games became my life. for a certain time anyways. i didnt rediscover porn till the 8th grade

wait this is 10 years....fuck i forgot about the post.....ahhh hmmm ten years old....i lost intrest in porn and was too into videogames. i guess id get the internet and just watch porn all day but...fuck....i just came home from work and too brain dead to remember the post...huh...

Wow. My experience was much different then yours X_X
But I like your sneaky style man. I might share my story later. UNLESS YOU WANT IT NOW, LIKE YOUR MONEY?

i love a good story and dont hold back on the details

Ok. Ok. So Short story long, I woke up one night cause I had to pee, really really bad. I went to the bathroom and when I came out I saw the light in my computer room on (T'was a room contained of 5 complete pc's and a whole bunch of cpu parts.) Anyways, I crept over to the doorway and as I peaked inside I saw my bro fapping to some gay porn. I didn't know what it was at the time but I saw my bro come on the keyboard. So, the next day I was all petrified. And I didn't want to say anything to my big bro. But, my dad asked him to watch me for a couple of hours while he and his girlfriend went out. So unluckily for me, I had to stick close to him for the entire night. After my dad left my bro got my dad's laptop and sat me down. He gave me the "talk".
Then had me watch porn for about an hour. It was lovely. So after that I would steal my dad's laptop an instead of showering I'd watch porn. I would get all sexually excited, and I wouldn't know why. It was fun, so fun ^-^

Lol not bad. Not bad at all. Are you sure he was fapping to gay porn? He had a girlfriend! Or did he come out...?

My dad had a girlfriend. Not my big bro. And I think I'm pretty sure that to guys on top of each other an thrusting is gay porn. And my bro hasn't come out yet, but everyone expects that he will someday, our own mom thinks he's gay.

Omg. I love how funnyjunk makes the word gay purple. Thas so cool.....

Haha kim jong turned them into links. brony and hentai has one too I think

Oh I guess it doesn't never mind

Did you hear about bayonetta 2?

Same but id be a bit more sly about it. Nice name, was bayonetta taken?

Thank you, and no, I've been spelling it like that ever since I beat the game and took it up as my user name :D!
And how exactly would you be more sly?

bayonetta was one of very few games i work my ass off for the platinum trophy on the ps3. i love the game and i her big guns ;)

well as for the sly part. long story short. rewind the tapes. i had time i never knew about and getting internet early on

long story...i found my parents porn stash at 6 or so. we only had 2 tvs at the time. my tv was their old tv and it had a vhs player built in it. so when my dad put the tv into my room SOMEONE forgot to take out one of the *cough* happy videos *cough* out. i saw my first porn and i had no idea what was going on. it had DP and everything. it was on a motorcycle. real smutty and crazy now i think about. first porn seen and it was hardcore porn. soon after i want on a hunting trip for more and found i think 3 others in their closet. i hid the first and when they have friends over or its late at night. ill be in my room watching porn. but i was a dumb ass and never rewind. they cought on when i heard them talking about videos in the closet. but they couldnt prove it so i was never confronted. i got so scared that i hid the first one in their room and made it look like it fell behind the tv. another thing i had time after school. my parents expect me to do all my homework before they got home. and they would alternate and sometimes come home together. School was literally right across from my home. i think i was dumb at 6. i couldnt tell time very well so i was always nervous about watching it. but now i remembered the sun would just touch the horizon when one of them came home. so i had a good 2-3 hours. getting internet would be my first thing to get when i turn 10-14 and internet is slightly faster and revisit all the old sites before they were taken down or just became crappy. i still remember my first porn site. i just checked it while typing this and its still there. ahhh memories~

After i got my first gameboy color video games became my life. for a certain time anyways. i didnt rediscover porn till the 8th grade

wait this is 10 years....fuck i forgot about the post.....ahhh hmmm ten years old....i lost intrest in porn and was too into videogames. i guess id get the internet and just watch porn all day but...fuck....i just came home from work and too brain dead to remember the post...huh...

Wow. My experience was much different then yours X_X
But I like your sneaky style man. I might share my story later. UNLESS YOU WANT IT NOW, LIKE YOUR MONEY?

i love a good story and dont hold back on the details

Ok. Ok. So Short story long, I woke up one night cause I had to pee, really really bad. I went to the bathroom and when I came out I saw the light in my computer room on (T'was a room contained of 5 complete pc's and a whole bunch of cpu parts.) Anyways, I crept over to the doorway and as I peaked inside I saw my bro fapping to some gay porn. I didn't know what it was at the time but I saw my bro come on the keyboard. So, the next day I was all petrified. And I didn't want to say anything to my big bro. But, my dad asked him to watch me for a couple of hours while he and his girlfriend went out. So unluckily for me, I had to stick close to him for the entire night. After my dad left my bro got my dad's laptop and sat me down. He gave me the "talk".
Then had me watch porn for about an hour. It was lovely. So after that I would steal my dad's laptop an instead of showering I'd watch porn. I would get all sexually excited, and I wouldn't know why. It was fun, so fun ^-^

Lol not bad. Not bad at all. Are you sure he was fapping to gay porn? He had a girlfriend! Or did he come out...?

My dad had a girlfriend. Not my big bro. And I think I'm pretty sure that to guys on top of each other an thrusting is gay porn. And my bro hasn't come out yet, but everyone expects that he will someday, our own mom thinks he's gay.

Omg. I love how funnyjunk makes the word gay purple. Thas so cool.....

Haha kim jong turned them into links. brony and hentai has one too I think

Oh I guess it doesn't never mind

Did you hear about bayonetta 2?