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#7 - It's a ******* lion pride ALL OF THE LIONS ARE RELATED  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on furry sex 0
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#17 - jellyfishsteph (01/09/2016) [-]
Actually, once male lions reach adulthood, they leave and join a new pride in order to prevent inbreeding.
(National Geographic)
#87 - Have a battlemech, yours is the "Burrock" 75 ton hea… 01/09/2016 on anime club +1
#20 - slam jam the picture has no background, lets try again …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/09/2016 on 5 +2
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#22 - shiiiiiiiiiiii (01/09/2016) [-]
Yeah, the limit does not exist. Trust me, I'm a math major at Cal.

I'm agreeing with you battletechmec
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#23 - battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-]
well i mean, the limit exists when approaching from the left, it exists approaching from the right, it just doesn't exist approaching from both sides. which is what i'm sure you meant, i'm just trying to be obscenely clear
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#24 - shiiiiiiiiiiii (01/09/2016) [-]
Agreed.
#25 - battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-]
btw I decided I wanted to start throwing more of these out, have a battlemech! Yours is the Shiro 75 ton heavy mech, armed with an LB 2-X AC, 4 LRM-10s, and a sword, this Draconis Combine monster is a threat at long ranges while being able to protect itself when the enemy closes in.
#19 - Literally the definition of a lmit. We say that the l…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2016 on 5 0
#20 - battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-]
slam jam the picture has no background, lets try again

I didn't pass Cal 2 to be told I don't know what limit notation is
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#22 - shiiiiiiiiiiii (01/09/2016) [-]
Yeah, the limit does not exist. Trust me, I'm a math major at Cal.

I'm agreeing with you battletechmec
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#23 - battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-]
well i mean, the limit exists when approaching from the left, it exists approaching from the right, it just doesn't exist approaching from both sides. which is what i'm sure you meant, i'm just trying to be obscenely clear
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#24 - shiiiiiiiiiiii (01/09/2016) [-]
Agreed.
#25 - battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-]
btw I decided I wanted to start throwing more of these out, have a battlemech! Yours is the Shiro 75 ton heavy mech, armed with an LB 2-X AC, 4 LRM-10s, and a sword, this Draconis Combine monster is a threat at long ranges while being able to protect itself when the enemy closes in.
#35 - Comment deleted 01/09/2016 on OH DEAR GOD NO! +5
#17 - You just explained why plsremember is correct, without the 0+ …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/09/2016 on 5 0
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#18 - theruinedsage (01/09/2016) [-]
No, without the notation you do it from zero.
#19 - battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-]
Literally the definition of a lmit.

We say that the limit of f(x) is L as x approaches a and write this as
pic related
provided we can make f(x) as close to L as we want for all x sufficiently close to a, from both sides, without actually letting x be a.
#20 - battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-]
slam jam the picture has no background, lets try again

I didn't pass Cal 2 to be told I don't know what limit notation is
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#22 - shiiiiiiiiiiii (01/09/2016) [-]
Yeah, the limit does not exist. Trust me, I'm a math major at Cal.

I'm agreeing with you battletechmec
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#23 - battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-]
well i mean, the limit exists when approaching from the left, it exists approaching from the right, it just doesn't exist approaching from both sides. which is what i'm sure you meant, i'm just trying to be obscenely clear
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#24 - shiiiiiiiiiiii (01/09/2016) [-]
Agreed.
#25 - battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-]
btw I decided I wanted to start throwing more of these out, have a battlemech! Yours is the Shiro 75 ton heavy mech, armed with an LB 2-X AC, 4 LRM-10s, and a sword, this Draconis Combine monster is a threat at long ranges while being able to protect itself when the enemy closes in.
#4 - It's fair enough, none of my friends who grew up in seperated … 01/09/2016 on war on dads +6
#11 - Wow it's even the Russian version! STAR WARS SPOILER ABOV… 01/09/2016 on Darth Tantrum +2
#181 - nah, the picture is a black guy smoking pot while on lsd, I ca… 01/09/2016 on How every new artist feel +1
#53 - because the enclave's philosophy is to kill everyone bu…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Maxson never changes 0
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#54 - deroderpderp (01/09/2016) [-]
Where you can challenge Maxson and become the elder as originally planned.
They may see you as pure, considering you're from a vault.
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#55 - battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-]
I still maintain this is an awful idea. The brotherhood's mantra of securing technology will also get in the way, if you think the lone wanderer can make the brotherhood abandon this goal, and the goal of helping the people of the wasteland, to work with the enclave, you are sorely mistaken.
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#56 - deroderpderp (01/09/2016) [-]
The lone wanderer was born outside the vault.
The sole survivor was born outside the vault, but before the bombs dropped.
And the Brotherhood wants mainly pre-war tech.
Plus, their goals are fairly similar.
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#57 - battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-]
i meant the sole survivor, but anyways, the brotherhood wants tech, the idea of pre war is only a handy term to describe lost knowledge, but anyways the brotherhood does NOT have similar goals to the enclave, genocide of all "muties" has not and never had been one of their pillars. Their relationship is about as hostile as the institute.
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#58 - deroderpderp (01/09/2016) [-]
They want kill mutants
The brotherhood hates mutants and treats them as third-class citizens
#106 - i don't mean use chocolate shell, i meant use the chocolate to… 01/09/2016 on White chcolate sphere 0
#62 - Also still a fallout game 01/09/2016 on Blaster Nation 0
#33 - yeah, they also have psycho buff in the game, which if you pla… 01/09/2016 on Weebs +5
#109 - I specialize in big sweaty clanners and clanner accessories 01/09/2016 on Shitposting +1
#26 - really? Feral Ghoul Reavers never got you piss scared in FO3?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on Blaster Nation +2
#60 - joshmao (01/09/2016) [-]
When I ran into the first few yeah, but then they just became a regular feral that took more damage. In 4 you see one ghoul and you're like "ok I got this" then ten more come out of the wood work.
#25 - THE LEAST RPG OF THE FALLOUTS?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Blaster Nation +4
#57 - drhat (01/09/2016) [-]
I forgot about that one.
#62 - battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-]
Also still a fallout game
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#34 - thetoxicketchup (01/09/2016) [-]
Oh god, this bastardized heap of garbage.

I still think to this day that it wasn't even intended to be an actual game, just viral marketing for Bawls.
#109 - There was a strong incentive to keep slaves alive, there wasn'… 01/09/2016 on Which Slaves Cost More? 0
#12 - I just realized Arthur Maxson has John Maxson's nose, it's alm…  [+] (23 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Weebs +58
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#63 - alstorp (01/09/2016) [-]
They are, I thought that was obvious
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#65 - battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-]
i'm simply noting my surprise that they bothered to use a reference when making him.
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#68 - alstorp (01/09/2016) [-]
Arthur Maxson was in Fallout 3 as well, where he mentions Roger Maxson
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#71 - battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-]
Also, obvious sarcasm was supposed to be obvious on the "almost like they're related" comment
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#69 - battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-]
I know, but the reference i used was John Maxson, Roger Maxsons grandson
#54 - gentledragon (01/09/2016) [-]
By any chance do you play Hawken ?
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#59 - battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-]
I tried to play it, but I just couldn't get anywhere with the mech they gave me and the progression was too slow for me to keep interest in it.
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#60 - viscerys (01/09/2016) [-]
But if you pay them lots of money you can level up at the same rate as you would in a decent game!
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#62 - battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-]
I mean, comparing it to MWO, it just doesn't give you enough options to start with, in MWO, you get 16 trial mechs to play with, 4 of each weight class, and these even have a "meta-like" build on them. Hawken started me with 1 medium mech, and I had to play 5 matches to get a new gun for it.
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#64 - viscerys (01/09/2016) [-]
I didn't like Hawken at all. It's not the slower pace, I'm all for that, but I was always up against people who'd paid, and were therefore better than me.
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#35 - crazyguyindahood (01/09/2016) [-]
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#36 - battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-]
I already knew he was in FO3, was this just to show off the ghost armor mod?
#14 - funpunk (01/09/2016) [-]
They managed to make Arthur look similar to John, but they put Jet in Vault 95 despite the fact that it wasn't invented until around 2240. Todd needs to get his shit together.
#41 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
What about the cats! Didn't Fo2 say they were all extinct, if so why are they every where in Fo4!
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#40 - zetsuboukamina (01/09/2016) [-]
Jet on the west coast gives you action points. On the east coast it slows down time. It's probably just an inhaler with a stimulant as opposed to Brahmin shit
#81 - leaguer (01/12/2016) [-]
slowed time gives jet way more use than some ap boost, especially when you don't want to constantly use VATS, which sort of feels like cheating, slap on best scope to your gun and get that 90% hit chance with everything, no need to aim or anything else
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#77 - thegreatmateusbear (01/09/2016) [-]
Fallout 3 it increased AP as well, which took place on the East Coast.
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#78 - zetsuboukamina (01/10/2016) [-]
Maybe jet is made by synths and put synths into you blood to monitor if you're a synth if 4
#39 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
jet was explained in FO2 to have come from a pre-war meat manufacturer's protien strand that went bad, it can be theorized that jet existed long before the war and was simply re-discovered.
#33 - battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-]
yeah, they also have psycho buff in the game, which if you played Fallout 2 vigorously you know exactly what that shit will do to you.
June 29, 2077
I removed Private Callow's liver and cooked it. I then had it sent down to the boys in bio storage with fava beans and a nice Chianti. They think it was a special thank you from the general for a job well done. I love my job.

June 30, 2077
I tried a new drug cocktail of Buffout and Psychos on one of my patients and mixed with some special enhancers I've been toying with. The results were promising, if not messy. The subject became very violent and managed to break out of his room. Luckily, the new security robots were in place and managed to subdue him. I'll have maintenance come down and replace that door.

btw by broke out they meant blew out a reinforced vault-style steel door with nothing but pure muscle. you can see it in the center of the image
#21 - leaguer (01/09/2016) [-]
aren't there also gunners there? who are like druggie mercs and shit?, but i do get the jet being thrown everywhere, even other vaults and supposedly "sealed" locations/containers from before war
#24 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
theres a terminal in sanctuary detailing a dealers list of clients pre-war

pretty sure jet is on it
#16 - lanfearandthecup (01/09/2016) [-]
then again, todd didnt develop everything in the game, he said himself theres shit he wasnt even aware of in the game ;p

dont know what picture im giving you, playing picture roulette.
#11 - Only if she wasn't a synth. Curie still best girl tho  [+] (31 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Weebs +43
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#66 - kennyh (01/09/2016) [-]
I figured she's ok since she isn't trying to pretend she is human, a robot that admits it's a robot is no diferent from codsworth or a fridge.
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#67 - battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-]
The brotherhood is also against any robot that demonstrates free will, i'm fairly certain that wasn't carried over when she became a synth.
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#70 - kennyh (01/09/2016) [-]
Until the brotherhood proves that even humans have freewill they can suck my power armor's testla coil.
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#38 - thempc (01/09/2016) [-]
well, she's not a synth in the beginning right?
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#20 - ghostninjaguy (01/09/2016) [-]
Dude, Danse is a synth? Does that make him any different?
#27 - nekolacek (01/09/2016) [-]
Eh, hes not aware of being a synth i think
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#31 - rockergamer (01/09/2016) [-]
he didn't know
still feels human
still all up on brotherhood's dick
if you refuse to execute him and pass a speech check he'll be considered dead
if you take him with you you'll be an enemy of the brotherhood while he's following you
he also puts on x power armor
#12 - battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-]
I just realized Arthur Maxson has John Maxson's nose, it's almost like they're related!
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#63 - alstorp (01/09/2016) [-]
They are, I thought that was obvious
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#65 - battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-]
i'm simply noting my surprise that they bothered to use a reference when making him.
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#68 - alstorp (01/09/2016) [-]
Arthur Maxson was in Fallout 3 as well, where he mentions Roger Maxson
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#71 - battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-]
Also, obvious sarcasm was supposed to be obvious on the "almost like they're related" comment
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#69 - battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-]
I know, but the reference i used was John Maxson, Roger Maxsons grandson
#54 - gentledragon (01/09/2016) [-]
By any chance do you play Hawken ?
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#59 - battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-]
I tried to play it, but I just couldn't get anywhere with the mech they gave me and the progression was too slow for me to keep interest in it.
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#60 - viscerys (01/09/2016) [-]
But if you pay them lots of money you can level up at the same rate as you would in a decent game!
User avatar
#62 - battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-]
I mean, comparing it to MWO, it just doesn't give you enough options to start with, in MWO, you get 16 trial mechs to play with, 4 of each weight class, and these even have a "meta-like" build on them. Hawken started me with 1 medium mech, and I had to play 5 matches to get a new gun for it.
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#64 - viscerys (01/09/2016) [-]
I didn't like Hawken at all. It's not the slower pace, I'm all for that, but I was always up against people who'd paid, and were therefore better than me.
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#35 - crazyguyindahood (01/09/2016) [-]
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#36 - battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-]
I already knew he was in FO3, was this just to show off the ghost armor mod?
#14 - funpunk (01/09/2016) [-]
They managed to make Arthur look similar to John, but they put Jet in Vault 95 despite the fact that it wasn't invented until around 2240. Todd needs to get his shit together.
#41 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
What about the cats! Didn't Fo2 say they were all extinct, if so why are they every where in Fo4!
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#40 - zetsuboukamina (01/09/2016) [-]
Jet on the west coast gives you action points. On the east coast it slows down time. It's probably just an inhaler with a stimulant as opposed to Brahmin shit
#81 - leaguer (01/12/2016) [-]
slowed time gives jet way more use than some ap boost, especially when you don't want to constantly use VATS, which sort of feels like cheating, slap on best scope to your gun and get that 90% hit chance with everything, no need to aim or anything else
User avatar
#77 - thegreatmateusbear (01/09/2016) [-]
Fallout 3 it increased AP as well, which took place on the East Coast.
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#78 - zetsuboukamina (01/10/2016) [-]
Maybe jet is made by synths and put synths into you blood to monitor if you're a synth if 4
#39 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
jet was explained in FO2 to have come from a pre-war meat manufacturer's protien strand that went bad, it can be theorized that jet existed long before the war and was simply re-discovered.
#33 - battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-]
yeah, they also have psycho buff in the game, which if you played Fallout 2 vigorously you know exactly what that shit will do to you.
June 29, 2077
I removed Private Callow's liver and cooked it. I then had it sent down to the boys in bio storage with fava beans and a nice Chianti. They think it was a special thank you from the general for a job well done. I love my job.

June 30, 2077
I tried a new drug cocktail of Buffout and Psychos on one of my patients and mixed with some special enhancers I've been toying with. The results were promising, if not messy. The subject became very violent and managed to break out of his room. Luckily, the new security robots were in place and managed to subdue him. I'll have maintenance come down and replace that door.

btw by broke out they meant blew out a reinforced vault-style steel door with nothing but pure muscle. you can see it in the center of the image
#21 - leaguer (01/09/2016) [-]
aren't there also gunners there? who are like druggie mercs and shit?, but i do get the jet being thrown everywhere, even other vaults and supposedly "sealed" locations/containers from before war
#24 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
theres a terminal in sanctuary detailing a dealers list of clients pre-war

pretty sure jet is on it
#16 - lanfearandthecup (01/09/2016) [-]
then again, todd didnt develop everything in the game, he said himself theres shit he wasnt even aware of in the game ;p

dont know what picture im giving you, playing picture roulette.
#11 - Have a battlemech, yours is the "Preta" 45 ton mediu…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Shitposting +10
#47 - brolylssj (01/09/2016) [-]
You.
You I like.
#109 - battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-]
I specialize in big sweaty clanners and clanner accessories
#19 - thedankmemer (01/09/2016) [-]
"Retractable blade"
#106 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
"thedankmemer"
#127 - thedankmemer (01/09/2016) [-]
Y u do this tarabostes
#128 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
Looks shopped tbh
#129 - thedankmemer (01/09/2016) [-]
Oh shit how u know
#130 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
I've seen quite a few shops in my time
Now photoshop my cock inside your mouth
#132 - thedankmemer (01/09/2016) [-]
Yessir.

Also notice how it's so small
#133 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
mmmmm yeaaaah bitch you liiiiikeeee iiiit
well duh you haven't excited me at all , call me "daddy"!
#135 - thedankmemer (01/09/2016) [-]
nooooooooooo!!
#138 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
#5 - **battletechmech rolled user twi ** I come to FJ every day…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on For Admin +4
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#8 - slias (01/09/2016) [-]
Fucking Synths.
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#5 - roflcats (01/09/2016) [-]
Hey wait your not even the shit poster whos qualified to shitpost with that meme
#7 - People complaining about price etc, you can easily make this …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2016 on White chcolate sphere +4
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#21 - richardhandler (01/09/2016) [-]
Instead of using chocolate shell just get regular chocolate and melt it in a double boiler. To get fancier you can use a piping bag to make stripes of different chocolates before dipping.

If you like cooking pastries, get the advanced professional pastry chef by Bo Friberg
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#106 - battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-]
i don't mean use chocolate shell, i meant use the chocolate to make the "shell", but ya
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#14 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
no balls
User avatar #15 to #14 - battletechmech (12/10/2015) [-]
says the anon, make an account and say it to my pussy ass face
#10 - crazylance (11/17/2015) [-]
I say, my good Star League comrade, what is your opinion of melee oriented Mechs?

I quite like the Buccaneer!
#11 to #10 - battletechmech (11/18/2015) [-]
Can't hate a classic, Hatchetman for me.
User avatar #12 to #11 - crazylance (11/19/2015) [-]
What about LAMs and Quadruped mechs?

I do not know why but I am attracted to the uncommon designs, and I find it a great shame that LAMs were not so looked upon to guarantee development.
#13 to #12 - battletechmech (11/19/2015) [-]
The ideas of LAMs just seemed to anime-y to me, i'm glad they were dropped for the most part. Though the spectral series is pretty cool

Quad-Mechs I like, especially the super-light celerity.
#9 - murrlogic (05/11/2015) [-]
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User avatar #7 - skitthecrit (05/02/2015) [-]
Another battletech fan! Any opinion on MWO?
#8 to #7 - battletechmech (05/03/2015) [-]
I actually rather like MWO, the designs on the mechs are fantastic, and whenever i spent money on it, I felt that I wanted to. Progression is rather slow when working on mechs however like most F2P games , but when playing with friends over voicechat, the game becomes a fun strategy game.
User avatar #16 to #8 - hatapon (01/03/2016) [-]
You like the Marauder? I set mine up with 3 ac/5's and 4 med lazers.
User avatar #17 to #16 - battletechmech (01/04/2016) [-]
I didnt get the marauder pack in favor for the warhammer, but that build is what id probably agree with, if not id probably run 4 ppcs and machine guns, for the fun factor
User avatar #18 to #17 - hatapon (01/04/2016) [-]
Yeah, it's a really good "clutch" machine. I was able to end off 4 people as the last one on my team after everyone got brought down.
User avatar #19 to #18 - battletechmech (01/04/2016) [-]
My favorite mech to pilot is my 'scout' battlemaster, with short range superiroity like that you cant help but feel powerful, not to mention being able to outrun a good portion of medium mechs
mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=120&l=aa40a219d7f12f6266c7d90e254b484e2c1c1355
#2 - ironsoul (03/28/2015) [-]
Best mech. What is it?
#7 to #2 - battletechmech (03/29/2015) [-]
and in case you thought I only know about battletech, my favorite anime mech are the basic nightmare frames from Code Geass, I like the mostly realistic look of them.
#6 to #2 - battletechmech (03/29/2015) [-]
can't beat the warhammer in the heavy category, it's so iconic and the first mech i used in table top
#5 to #2 - battletechmech (03/29/2015) [-]
the charger is my favorite assault, going about 80 ton mech going 80kph using only 5x small lasers? what's not to love!
#4 to #2 - battletechmech (03/29/2015) [-]
my favorite light mech is the piranha, the 12 machine guns is not only ridiculous but hilarious at the same time, on a 20 ton chassis!
#3 to #2 - battletechmech (03/29/2015) [-]
Well it depends, but my overall favorite mech is probably the shadow cat, although i'm not a fan of clans its low weight, ridiculous speed and jumpjet gauss combo is great.
Also in MW4 vengence it's your starting mech, and it's easily one of the best mechs in the game.
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