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#7 - Using my system your mech would be the "Pwwka", the … 01/09/2016 on 'Mech Time +1
#4 - I'm not sure what you mean by the mechwarrior controller, when…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/09/2016 on 'Mech Time +2
#5 - animedudej (01/09/2016) [-]
its this massive thing... cost 300 bucks if my memory serves me right

never owned one but i feel like it would really give me the feeling of piloting a massive lumbering bipedal tank

also the Annihilator looks kickass and i would pilot it in a heartbeat
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#6 - animedudej (01/09/2016) [-]
also i fudged up it wasnt mechwarrior that controller was for :S
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#8 - battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-]
That controller should be compatible if it connects like a joystick, just depends on the port.
#9 - animedudej (01/09/2016) [-]
dude, it costs more than a Nvidia 980 TI... i still want it but i'm gonna have to look at it when i'm done my apprenticeship and get a full job
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#14 - battletechmech (01/10/2016) [-]
dahm son where can I buy a nvidia 980 ti for 300 bucks
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#15 - animedudej (01/10/2016) [-]
well i looked it up on amazon, i mean steel batalion was back in the original xbox days so its a tad old, also a launch title (or launch window, too lazy to check)
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#20 - battletechmech (01/10/2016) [-]
I decided to look up some more into it, it looks like people can get it to work in both MWO and MW4, so you should be fine

mwomercs.com/forums/topic/13726-steel-battalion-controller/

however this source is rather dated.
#6 - This is some Mystery Ben style stuffs  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on Undertale Gifs +7
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#28 - warioteam (01/10/2016) [-]
it almost fits
#1 - Hey everybody, you might have realized i've been giving people…  [+] (14 new replies) 01/09/2016 on 'Mech Time +2
#52 - jengafag (01/10/2016) [-]
MechWarriors best game!
#54 - battletechmech (01/10/2016) [-]
youregoddahmright.gif
anyways your battlemech is the "Jenner", a 35 ton light mech armed with an srm-4 pack and 4 medium lasers, allowing this quick mech to be a very versatile strike mech. It's also noted as one of the Draconis Combine's signature mechs.
#62 - jengafag (01/10/2016) [-]
I remember the Jenner being a great mech, too.

More firepower than mobility for its size.
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#33 - donclawleone (01/10/2016) [-]
Sounds cool, if I'm not to late.
#40 - battletechmech (01/10/2016) [-]
Nope, your mech is the "Doloire" 80 ton assault mech, utilizing 2 Clan Large Pulse Lasers, a clan gauss rifle, and 2 clan ER medium lasers, the Doloire utilized advanced clan tech to give a deadly edge at long range engagements.
#12 - blankityblankblank (01/09/2016) [-]
yo
try me
#24 - battletechmech (01/10/2016) [-]
Your battlemech is the "Blade" 35 ton light mech, armed with a rotary AC/5 and two ER medium lasers while maintaining a running speed of 120 km/h, the blade excels at swarming opponents and fast raids but isn't very durable, since its speed and weaponry is at the cost of precious armor.
#25 - blankityblankblank (01/10/2016) [-]
so it hits hard, fast, and from out of nowhere, but the action last five seconds? sounds like the sex life of the average funny junker. someone on this site has to have had sex, right?
#27 - battletechmech (01/10/2016) [-]
Yeah, but it's nothing to "Lament" over pic is very related
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#10 - brobyddark (01/09/2016) [-]
Alright. Lets do this.
#22 - battletechmech (01/10/2016) [-]
Your battlemech is the "Bruin" 80 ton clan assault mech, equipped with a gauss rifle, lrm 10, large pulse laser, 2 er medium lasers, and 2 stream srm 4s, it's a certain party starter at any range of engagement
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#23 - brobyddark (01/10/2016) [-]
I love it.
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#3 - pyrothermal (01/09/2016) [-]
yeh ok
#7 - battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-]
Using my system your mech would be the "Pwwka", the 30 ton light land air 'mech, outfitted with 3 clan medium lasers, the Pwwka's only real success was that it surprised its opponents with what was perceived as "Dead" technology, since land air mech transformations were deemed unsafe, costly, and ineffective.

However your name may leave you wanting, to which i'll let you know about the "Firestarter" 35 ton light battlemech, with 4 flamers, 2 medium lasers, and 2 machine guns, the firestarter excelled at fighting infantry and light armor, but is found lacking in mech on mech combat.

Image on the left is the Pwwka, the right is the Firestarter
#5 - Koalas have smooth brains vs the wrinkly brains practically al… 01/09/2016 on for all the fj woman 0
#5 - Isn't that guy in the gif a Sikh though?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on angela merkel 0
#6 - youxbarstard (01/09/2016) [-]
He looks perfectly healthy, what are you talking about?
#7 - >account has the word atheist in it I can already tell … 01/09/2016 on Feminists Love Islamics +1
#1 - This made my freedom boner swell, have a battlemech! Your …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/09/2016 on north korea +11
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#2 - lathyrusvii (01/10/2016) [-]
I've never seen one like that, especially with manipulators. What are you on about, sir?
#5 - battletechmech (01/10/2016) [-]
i'm throwing out battlemechs for random users, I'm having a good spot of fun looking at more battlemechs Battletech has a little over 500 mech chassis, there's no way I can see them all and remember them , so i've just been matching user names to mech names and letting them know a little about them, speaking of which, yours is the...

"Lao Hu" 75 ton heavy mech, armed with 1 Extended Range Large Laser, an lrm 15, and an LB-X AutoCannon 20, the Lao Hu is an upgrade from its predecessor the "Thunder", its armaments allow it to engage at long range while staying a threat at shorter distances.

If you want to play a Battletech game and have some fun with mechs, you can try out MechWarrior Online, hopefully the F2P system doesn't throw you for a loop.
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#6 - lathyrusvii (01/10/2016) [-]
That sounds fun. << Except I shouldn't be playing video games while I'm not earning an income.
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#7 - battletechmech (01/10/2016) [-]
good philosophy, but when things improve for you I hope you'll be able to try it!
#5 - but does she try to pretend that she does it "Seriously a… 01/09/2016 on Sexy Star Wars Fan 0
#6 - If I tried this I would be called "The poor idiot who tho… 01/09/2016 on wheeeee +47
#5 - Can't stump the truck. 01/09/2016 on Firetruck drives in 11ft... +19
#71 - Also, obvious sarcasm was supposed to be obvious on the "… 01/09/2016 on Weebs 0
#69 - I know, but the reference i used was John Maxson, Roger Maxson… 01/09/2016 on Weebs 0
#67 - The brotherhood is also against any robot that demonstrates fr…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on Weebs 0
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#70 - kennyh (01/09/2016) [-]
Until the brotherhood proves that even humans have freewill they can suck my power armor's testla coil.
#65 - i'm simply noting my surprise that they bothered to use a refe…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Weebs 0
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#68 - alstorp (01/09/2016) [-]
Arthur Maxson was in Fallout 3 as well, where he mentions Roger Maxson
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#71 - battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-]
Also, obvious sarcasm was supposed to be obvious on the "almost like they're related" comment
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#69 - battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-]
I know, but the reference i used was John Maxson, Roger Maxsons grandson
#25 - btw I decided I wanted to start throwing more of these out, ha… 01/09/2016 on 5 0
#62 - I mean, comparing it to MWO, it just doesn't give you enough o…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on Weebs 0
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#64 - viscerys (01/09/2016) [-]
I didn't like Hawken at all. It's not the slower pace, I'm all for that, but I was always up against people who'd paid, and were therefore better than me.
#23 - well i mean, the limit exists when approaching from the left, …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on 5 0
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#24 - shiiiiiiiiiiii (01/09/2016) [-]
Agreed.
#25 - battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-]
btw I decided I wanted to start throwing more of these out, have a battlemech! Yours is the Shiro 75 ton heavy mech, armed with an LB 2-X AC, 4 LRM-10s, and a sword, this Draconis Combine monster is a threat at long ranges while being able to protect itself when the enemy closes in.
#59 - I tried to play it, but I just couldn't get anywhere with the …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Weebs 0
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#60 - viscerys (01/09/2016) [-]
But if you pay them lots of money you can level up at the same rate as you would in a decent game!
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#62 - battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-]
I mean, comparing it to MWO, it just doesn't give you enough options to start with, in MWO, you get 16 trial mechs to play with, 4 of each weight class, and these even have a "meta-like" build on them. Hawken started me with 1 medium mech, and I had to play 5 matches to get a new gun for it.
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#64 - viscerys (01/09/2016) [-]
I didn't like Hawken at all. It's not the slower pace, I'm all for that, but I was always up against people who'd paid, and were therefore better than me.
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#57 - i meant the sole survivor, but anyways, the brotherhood wants …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on Maxson never changes 0
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#58 - deroderpderp (01/09/2016) [-]
They want kill mutants
The brotherhood hates mutants and treats them as third-class citizens
#12 - >Hillary becomes president despite losing popular vote in p… 01/09/2016 on Hillary at it again +2
#55 - I still maintain this is an awful idea. The brotherhood's mant…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Maxson never changes 0
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#56 - deroderpderp (01/09/2016) [-]
The lone wanderer was born outside the vault.
The sole survivor was born outside the vault, but before the bombs dropped.
And the Brotherhood wants mainly pre-war tech.
Plus, their goals are fairly similar.
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#57 - battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-]
i meant the sole survivor, but anyways, the brotherhood wants tech, the idea of pre war is only a handy term to describe lost knowledge, but anyways the brotherhood does NOT have similar goals to the enclave, genocide of all "muties" has not and never had been one of their pillars. Their relationship is about as hostile as the institute.
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#58 - deroderpderp (01/09/2016) [-]
They want kill mutants
The brotherhood hates mutants and treats them as third-class citizens
#36 - I already knew he was in FO3, was this just to show off the gh… 01/09/2016 on Weebs 0
#10 - if she's knee deep in court cases until after the elections I …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Hillary at it again 0
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#11 - pirateseatcarrots (01/09/2016) [-]
But as we all know the popular vote isn't what matters it's the electoral college. The founding fathers didn't think that through.
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#12 - battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-]
>Hillary becomes president despite losing popular vote in primaries and in the actual election
>Angry democrats throw shit at their congressmen, democratic vote to abolish electoral college is say 50/50
>Republicans, angry at losing, support this decision
>75-25 to abolish electoral college, it goes through
sometimes we need a major fuck up to fix the problem.

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#14 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
no balls
User avatar #15 to #14 - battletechmech (12/10/2015) [-]
says the anon, make an account and say it to my pussy ass face
#10 - crazylance (11/17/2015) [-]
I say, my good Star League comrade, what is your opinion of melee oriented Mechs?

I quite like the Buccaneer!
#11 to #10 - battletechmech (11/18/2015) [-]
Can't hate a classic, Hatchetman for me.
User avatar #12 to #11 - crazylance (11/19/2015) [-]
What about LAMs and Quadruped mechs?

I do not know why but I am attracted to the uncommon designs, and I find it a great shame that LAMs were not so looked upon to guarantee development.
#13 to #12 - battletechmech (11/19/2015) [-]
The ideas of LAMs just seemed to anime-y to me, i'm glad they were dropped for the most part. Though the spectral series is pretty cool

Quad-Mechs I like, especially the super-light celerity.
#9 - murrlogic (05/11/2015) [-]
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User avatar #7 - skitthecrit (05/02/2015) [-]
Another battletech fan! Any opinion on MWO?
#8 to #7 - battletechmech (05/03/2015) [-]
I actually rather like MWO, the designs on the mechs are fantastic, and whenever i spent money on it, I felt that I wanted to. Progression is rather slow when working on mechs however like most F2P games , but when playing with friends over voicechat, the game becomes a fun strategy game.
User avatar #16 to #8 - hatapon (01/03/2016) [-]
You like the Marauder? I set mine up with 3 ac/5's and 4 med lazers.
User avatar #17 to #16 - battletechmech (01/04/2016) [-]
I didnt get the marauder pack in favor for the warhammer, but that build is what id probably agree with, if not id probably run 4 ppcs and machine guns, for the fun factor
User avatar #18 to #17 - hatapon (01/04/2016) [-]
Yeah, it's a really good "clutch" machine. I was able to end off 4 people as the last one on my team after everyone got brought down.
User avatar #19 to #18 - battletechmech (01/04/2016) [-]
My favorite mech to pilot is my 'scout' battlemaster, with short range superiroity like that you cant help but feel powerful, not to mention being able to outrun a good portion of medium mechs
mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=120&l=aa40a219d7f12f6266c7d90e254b484e2c1c1355
#2 - ironsoul (03/28/2015) [-]
Best mech. What is it?
#7 to #2 - battletechmech (03/29/2015) [-]
and in case you thought I only know about battletech, my favorite anime mech are the basic nightmare frames from Code Geass, I like the mostly realistic look of them.
#6 to #2 - battletechmech (03/29/2015) [-]
can't beat the warhammer in the heavy category, it's so iconic and the first mech i used in table top
#5 to #2 - battletechmech (03/29/2015) [-]
the charger is my favorite assault, going about 80 ton mech going 80kph using only 5x small lasers? what's not to love!
#4 to #2 - battletechmech (03/29/2015) [-]
my favorite light mech is the piranha, the 12 machine guns is not only ridiculous but hilarious at the same time, on a 20 ton chassis!
#3 to #2 - battletechmech (03/29/2015) [-]
Well it depends, but my overall favorite mech is probably the shadow cat, although i'm not a fan of clans its low weight, ridiculous speed and jumpjet gauss combo is great.
Also in MW4 vengence it's your starting mech, and it's easily one of the best mechs in the game.
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