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#40 - the creation process involved tossing a varied mix of humans, …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2015 on Pussy gets gangbanged +1
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#41 - scowler (12/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, it'd be a hassle to do it any other way. Vault 87 used an aerosolized form of FEV, though...
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#36 - I imagine it goes something like this. This was the only …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/19/2015 on Pussy gets gangbanged +1
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#39 - scowler (12/19/2015) [-]
So, you're sure Centaurs are made that way? It'd be quite a hassle to empty the vat and fill it back up. Also, I've seen that before.
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#40 - battletechmech (12/19/2015) [-]
the creation process involved tossing a varied mix of humans, dogs, and other types of animals into a Forced Evolutionary Virus (FEV) vat to be infected by the virus, and then seeing what mutant chimera emerged as the virus produced rapid and unpredictable mutations

Yeah i was mistaken.
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#41 - scowler (12/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, it'd be a hassle to do it any other way. Vault 87 used an aerosolized form of FEV, though...
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#37 - scowler (12/19/2015) [-]
Whatever you uploaded didn't come through on my end.
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#38 - battletechmech (12/19/2015) [-]
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#18 - therockofshame (12/20/2015) [-]
>cant be destroyed
>banish it instead
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#12 - wrpen (12/20/2015) [-]
He's normal, not effect.

OP really fucked up. Like, on every level, literally. The card Pegasus pulls even says it's an effect monster when it's got normal monster coloring.

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#17 - therockofshame (12/20/2015) [-]
You've got it backwards.
#19 - wrpen (12/20/2015) [-]
u fookin serious roight now?
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#20 - therockofshame (12/20/2015) [-]
Yes. Are you?
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#21 - wrpen (12/20/2015) [-]
Yes.

Pegasus' card is fucking yellow, m8. It's a normal monster.
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#22 - therockofshame (12/20/2015) [-]
Then it's a good thing that we're talking about Saitama.
#23 - wrpen (12/20/2015) [-]
Good b8 m8, you almost got me with that.
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#24 - therockofshame (12/20/2015) [-]
Re read the conversation. What the fuck would make you think that we were discussing the mosquito?
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#25 - wrpen (12/20/2015) [-]
"The card Pegasus pulls even says it's an effect monster when it's got normal monster coloring. "

Maybe the part where the card Pegasus pulls is the mosquito? How fookin' high are you?
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#26 - therockofshame (12/20/2015) [-]
When was that said?
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#28 - wrpen (12/20/2015) [-]
>>#12

Holy shit.
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#29 - therockofshame (12/20/2015) [-]
You're right about that but we were still talking about Saitama, not the mosquito.
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#30 - wrpen (12/20/2015) [-]
And where in the fuck are you getting that, fuckboi? Saitama wasn't relevant until you said we were talking about him.
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#31 - therockofshame (12/20/2015) [-]
>>#5
>>#7
u foggin w0t m8?
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#32 - therockofshame (12/20/2015) [-]
ive never linked a comment before in my life dont judge me
#34 - Well, if you work with the assumption that Richard Grey threw …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/19/2015 on Pussy gets gangbanged 0
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#35 - scowler (12/19/2015) [-]
No. Their tissue was likely broken down. Stout animals don't react well to the FEV. Especially considering that Cats' anatomies likely accepted the diluted West Tek FEV that made it's way into North America's air currents when the facility was attacked. This rendered them unfit candidates. Lucky little fuckers.

That explains why West Coast Centaurs are Dogs mixed with one live Human and two corpses. East Coast Centaurs are likely the product of one live Human and one Human corpse. Chromosomal damage may also be a factor.

I'm glad we never get to see how Centaurs are made. I'm already imagining the process and it's simply too horrifying for words.

Either way, we're talking about mutation from radiation exposure. Not FEV. FEV is running out. It's likely also destroyed when major factions find it...
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#36 - battletechmech (12/19/2015) [-]
I imagine it goes something like this. This was the only version I could find quickly

Anyways centaurs were made by putting the ingredients in a vat and then filling it with the FEV liquid.
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#39 - scowler (12/19/2015) [-]
So, you're sure Centaurs are made that way? It'd be quite a hassle to empty the vat and fill it back up. Also, I've seen that before.
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#40 - battletechmech (12/19/2015) [-]
the creation process involved tossing a varied mix of humans, dogs, and other types of animals into a Forced Evolutionary Virus (FEV) vat to be infected by the virus, and then seeing what mutant chimera emerged as the virus produced rapid and unpredictable mutations

Yeah i was mistaken.
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#41 - scowler (12/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, it'd be a hassle to do it any other way. Vault 87 used an aerosolized form of FEV, though...
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#37 - scowler (12/19/2015) [-]
Whatever you uploaded didn't come through on my end.
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#38 - battletechmech (12/19/2015) [-]
#32 - Are you sure? Stacy, the woman from Fallout 2, hadn't seen a c…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/19/2015 on Pussy gets gangbanged 0
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#33 - scowler (12/19/2015) [-]
I need to research more thoroughly. Still, doesn't change the fact that they're alive. And miraculously un-mutated. Whereas Dogs have fallen to some form of mutation or another. Like the attack dogs that the Gunners use...
#34 - battletechmech (12/19/2015) [-]
Well, if you work with the assumption that Richard Grey threw cats into the centaur vat, then you technically do have mutated cats.
"Centaurs were created by the Master. The creation process involved tossing a varied mix of humans, dogs, and other types of animals into a Forced Evolutionary Virus nutrient vat to be infected by the virus, and then see what mutant chimera emerged as the virus produced rapid and unpredictable mutations. As a result, centaurs can differ quite radically in physical appearance from one another. However, all known centaurs are somewhat humanoid in appearance."
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#35 - scowler (12/19/2015) [-]
No. Their tissue was likely broken down. Stout animals don't react well to the FEV. Especially considering that Cats' anatomies likely accepted the diluted West Tek FEV that made it's way into North America's air currents when the facility was attacked. This rendered them unfit candidates. Lucky little fuckers.

That explains why West Coast Centaurs are Dogs mixed with one live Human and two corpses. East Coast Centaurs are likely the product of one live Human and one Human corpse. Chromosomal damage may also be a factor.

I'm glad we never get to see how Centaurs are made. I'm already imagining the process and it's simply too horrifying for words.

Either way, we're talking about mutation from radiation exposure. Not FEV. FEV is running out. It's likely also destroyed when major factions find it...
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#36 - battletechmech (12/19/2015) [-]
I imagine it goes something like this. This was the only version I could find quickly

Anyways centaurs were made by putting the ingredients in a vat and then filling it with the FEV liquid.
User avatar
#39 - scowler (12/19/2015) [-]
So, you're sure Centaurs are made that way? It'd be quite a hassle to empty the vat and fill it back up. Also, I've seen that before.
User avatar
#40 - battletechmech (12/19/2015) [-]
the creation process involved tossing a varied mix of humans, dogs, and other types of animals into a Forced Evolutionary Virus (FEV) vat to be infected by the virus, and then seeing what mutant chimera emerged as the virus produced rapid and unpredictable mutations

Yeah i was mistaken.
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#41 - scowler (12/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, it'd be a hassle to do it any other way. Vault 87 used an aerosolized form of FEV, though...
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#37 - scowler (12/19/2015) [-]
Whatever you uploaded didn't come through on my end.
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#38 - battletechmech (12/19/2015) [-]
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#31 - scowler (12/19/2015) [-]
Actually, I think it was the only game to insinuate that Cats were extinct. FO2 merely stated that people hunted them out of desperation.
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#32 - battletechmech (12/19/2015) [-]
Are you sure? Stacy, the woman from Fallout 2, hadn't seen a cat since she was a child, in BOS, Ruby i think her name was, her cat was killed very recently in terms of the game's start.
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#33 - scowler (12/19/2015) [-]
I need to research more thoroughly. Still, doesn't change the fact that they're alive. And miraculously un-mutated. Whereas Dogs have fallen to some form of mutation or another. Like the attack dogs that the Gunners use...
#34 - battletechmech (12/19/2015) [-]
Well, if you work with the assumption that Richard Grey threw cats into the centaur vat, then you technically do have mutated cats.
"Centaurs were created by the Master. The creation process involved tossing a varied mix of humans, dogs, and other types of animals into a Forced Evolutionary Virus nutrient vat to be infected by the virus, and then see what mutant chimera emerged as the virus produced rapid and unpredictable mutations. As a result, centaurs can differ quite radically in physical appearance from one another. However, all known centaurs are somewhat humanoid in appearance."
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#35 - scowler (12/19/2015) [-]
No. Their tissue was likely broken down. Stout animals don't react well to the FEV. Especially considering that Cats' anatomies likely accepted the diluted West Tek FEV that made it's way into North America's air currents when the facility was attacked. This rendered them unfit candidates. Lucky little fuckers.

That explains why West Coast Centaurs are Dogs mixed with one live Human and two corpses. East Coast Centaurs are likely the product of one live Human and one Human corpse. Chromosomal damage may also be a factor.

I'm glad we never get to see how Centaurs are made. I'm already imagining the process and it's simply too horrifying for words.

Either way, we're talking about mutation from radiation exposure. Not FEV. FEV is running out. It's likely also destroyed when major factions find it...
User avatar
#36 - battletechmech (12/19/2015) [-]
I imagine it goes something like this. This was the only version I could find quickly

Anyways centaurs were made by putting the ingredients in a vat and then filling it with the FEV liquid.
User avatar
#39 - scowler (12/19/2015) [-]
So, you're sure Centaurs are made that way? It'd be quite a hassle to empty the vat and fill it back up. Also, I've seen that before.
User avatar
#40 - battletechmech (12/19/2015) [-]
the creation process involved tossing a varied mix of humans, dogs, and other types of animals into a Forced Evolutionary Virus (FEV) vat to be infected by the virus, and then seeing what mutant chimera emerged as the virus produced rapid and unpredictable mutations

Yeah i was mistaken.
User avatar
#41 - scowler (12/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, it'd be a hassle to do it any other way. Vault 87 used an aerosolized form of FEV, though...
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#37 - scowler (12/19/2015) [-]
Whatever you uploaded didn't come through on my end.
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#38 - battletechmech (12/19/2015) [-]
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#47 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
marie curie for fiirst two
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#48 - battletechmech (12/20/2015) [-]
Nah, Rosalind Franklin for the 2nd one.
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#34 - battletechmech (12/19/2015) [-]
Marie Curie
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#28 - scowler (12/19/2015) [-]
It was the last game to insinuate that Cats were extinct. Which they aren't.
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#29 - battletechmech (12/19/2015) [-]
Oh, I entirely forgot about the whore's pussy, you're right, I didn't even look at his link, thinking it was just the person from Fallout 2
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#31 - scowler (12/19/2015) [-]
Actually, I think it was the only game to insinuate that Cats were extinct. FO2 merely stated that people hunted them out of desperation.
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#32 - battletechmech (12/19/2015) [-]
Are you sure? Stacy, the woman from Fallout 2, hadn't seen a cat since she was a child, in BOS, Ruby i think her name was, her cat was killed very recently in terms of the game's start.
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#33 - scowler (12/19/2015) [-]
I need to research more thoroughly. Still, doesn't change the fact that they're alive. And miraculously un-mutated. Whereas Dogs have fallen to some form of mutation or another. Like the attack dogs that the Gunners use...
#34 - battletechmech (12/19/2015) [-]
Well, if you work with the assumption that Richard Grey threw cats into the centaur vat, then you technically do have mutated cats.
"Centaurs were created by the Master. The creation process involved tossing a varied mix of humans, dogs, and other types of animals into a Forced Evolutionary Virus nutrient vat to be infected by the virus, and then see what mutant chimera emerged as the virus produced rapid and unpredictable mutations. As a result, centaurs can differ quite radically in physical appearance from one another. However, all known centaurs are somewhat humanoid in appearance."
User avatar
#35 - scowler (12/19/2015) [-]
No. Their tissue was likely broken down. Stout animals don't react well to the FEV. Especially considering that Cats' anatomies likely accepted the diluted West Tek FEV that made it's way into North America's air currents when the facility was attacked. This rendered them unfit candidates. Lucky little fuckers.

That explains why West Coast Centaurs are Dogs mixed with one live Human and two corpses. East Coast Centaurs are likely the product of one live Human and one Human corpse. Chromosomal damage may also be a factor.

I'm glad we never get to see how Centaurs are made. I'm already imagining the process and it's simply too horrifying for words.

Either way, we're talking about mutation from radiation exposure. Not FEV. FEV is running out. It's likely also destroyed when major factions find it...
User avatar
#36 - battletechmech (12/19/2015) [-]
I imagine it goes something like this. This was the only version I could find quickly

Anyways centaurs were made by putting the ingredients in a vat and then filling it with the FEV liquid.
User avatar
#39 - scowler (12/19/2015) [-]
So, you're sure Centaurs are made that way? It'd be quite a hassle to empty the vat and fill it back up. Also, I've seen that before.
User avatar
#40 - battletechmech (12/19/2015) [-]
the creation process involved tossing a varied mix of humans, dogs, and other types of animals into a Forced Evolutionary Virus (FEV) vat to be infected by the virus, and then seeing what mutant chimera emerged as the virus produced rapid and unpredictable mutations

Yeah i was mistaken.
User avatar
#41 - scowler (12/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, it'd be a hassle to do it any other way. Vault 87 used an aerosolized form of FEV, though...
User avatar
#37 - scowler (12/19/2015) [-]
Whatever you uploaded didn't come through on my end.
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#38 - battletechmech (12/19/2015) [-]
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#30 - scowler (12/19/2015) [-]
Thank you.
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#45 - toboz (12/19/2015) [-]
wait how come russians can do big, quality and coloroed images but nasa cant?
#48 - battletechmech (12/19/2015) [-]
These are touched up with true color, here's the original
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#14 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
no balls
User avatar #15 to #14 - battletechmech (12/10/2015) [-]
says the anon, make an account and say it to my pussy ass face
#10 - crazylance (11/17/2015) [-]
I say, my good Star League comrade, what is your opinion of melee oriented Mechs?

I quite like the Buccaneer!
#11 to #10 - battletechmech (11/18/2015) [-]
Can't hate a classic, Hatchetman for me.
User avatar #12 to #11 - crazylance (11/19/2015) [-]
What about LAMs and Quadruped mechs?

I do not know why but I am attracted to the uncommon designs, and I find it a great shame that LAMs were not so looked upon to guarantee development.
#13 to #12 - battletechmech (11/19/2015) [-]
The ideas of LAMs just seemed to anime-y to me, i'm glad they were dropped for the most part. Though the spectral series is pretty cool

Quad-Mechs I like, especially the super-light celerity.
#9 - murrlogic (05/11/2015) [-]
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User avatar #7 - skitthecrit (05/02/2015) [-]
Another battletech fan! Any opinion on MWO?
#8 to #7 - battletechmech (05/03/2015) [-]
I actually rather like MWO, the designs on the mechs are fantastic, and whenever i spent money on it, I felt that I wanted to. Progression is rather slow when working on mechs however like most F2P games , but when playing with friends over voicechat, the game becomes a fun strategy game.
User avatar #16 to #8 - hatapon (01/03/2016) [-]
You like the Marauder? I set mine up with 3 ac/5's and 4 med lazers.
User avatar #17 to #16 - battletechmech (01/04/2016) [-]
I didnt get the marauder pack in favor for the warhammer, but that build is what id probably agree with, if not id probably run 4 ppcs and machine guns, for the fun factor
User avatar #18 to #17 - hatapon (01/04/2016) [-]
Yeah, it's a really good "clutch" machine. I was able to end off 4 people as the last one on my team after everyone got brought down.
User avatar #19 to #18 - battletechmech (01/04/2016) [-]
My favorite mech to pilot is my 'scout' battlemaster, with short range superiroity like that you cant help but feel powerful, not to mention being able to outrun a good portion of medium mechs
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#2 - ironsoul (03/28/2015) [-]
Best mech. What is it?
#7 to #2 - battletechmech (03/29/2015) [-]
and in case you thought I only know about battletech, my favorite anime mech are the basic nightmare frames from Code Geass, I like the mostly realistic look of them.
#6 to #2 - battletechmech (03/29/2015) [-]
can't beat the warhammer in the heavy category, it's so iconic and the first mech i used in table top
#5 to #2 - battletechmech (03/29/2015) [-]
the charger is my favorite assault, going about 80 ton mech going 80kph using only 5x small lasers? what's not to love!
#4 to #2 - battletechmech (03/29/2015) [-]
my favorite light mech is the piranha, the 12 machine guns is not only ridiculous but hilarious at the same time, on a 20 ton chassis!
#3 to #2 - battletechmech (03/29/2015) [-]
Well it depends, but my overall favorite mech is probably the shadow cat, although i'm not a fan of clans its low weight, ridiculous speed and jumpjet gauss combo is great.
Also in MW4 vengence it's your starting mech, and it's easily one of the best mechs in the game.
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