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#212 - Male, and **** yes 06/26/2014 on Would you? 0
#68 - I'm pretty sure the actions of a man define him.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2014 on Hitler flirting with Eva... +2
User avatar #179 - codyxvasco (06/11/2014) [-]
Imagine having a curse where every person you saw that had short hair appeared to be the most evil creature you ever laid eyes on. And you tried to kill them before they harmed anyone else. You would think of yourself as a hero.
#98 - inept (06/11/2014) [-]
I'm sure it's the intentions.

He may have believed that he was making the world a better place, if he honestly believed that jews and minorities were dragging the world down then he was only trying to help.
#11 - 96% Sulphuric acid is actually heavy duty drain cleaner. S…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2014 on drain cleaner on sponge +1
#15 - threeofclubs (06/08/2014) [-]
96% of heavy duty factories are actually sulphuric drain cleaner.
I work in an acid we make this *explative*
#310 - Login forget 06/02/2014 on Forever Alone +7
#6 - Normally I'm quite immune to feel stories. But this one got to…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2014 on gets me every time +76
#20 - KnowinglyUnknown (05/20/2014) [-]
My grandfather passed last summer. It is rough. If I have any advice to give, it is to be there to at least say goodbye, regardless of what physical/mental state he is in.

Not getting the chance to say goodbye is my biggest regret to this day.
#31 - It could in theory yes, Mythbuster have succesfully tried it. …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/22/2014 on Dumbass found with two... +9
User avatar #39 - mcstorms (04/22/2014) [-]
In the video of the bb gun it says he drew his sword before the bullet was fired. Having the foresight to know where the bullet will be is all you need.
#62 - penileburglar (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh, is that all? I mean, there are only a handful of marksmen in the world precise enough to hit the blade of a sword dead-center at any reasonable range when *THEY'RE* aiming the guns, you mean to tell me all I need to do is become a master swordsman *and* an exponentially better marksman than anyone in the world has ever been? Is that all?
User avatar #156 - mcstorms (04/22/2014) [-]
yeah, glad you understand.
#28 - You do realise a bb gun pellet flies at fraction of the speed …  [+] (13 new replies) 04/22/2014 on Dumbass found with two... +21
User avatar #206 - xsnowbanex (04/22/2014) [-]
Dude, its still impressive...
User avatar #181 - plasticcup (04/22/2014) [-]
>implying it's easy to swing at a BB pellet going at 20mph
#77 - alumah (04/22/2014) [-]
I don't get the phrase "fraction of", 99/100 is a fraction and so is 101/100. I just don't get it.
#231 - jjohnsonncc (04/23/2014) [-]
the term "a fraction of" usually means 25%, a fourth
#73 - comradewinter (04/22/2014) [-]
A fraction would be excaggerated. A BB pistol can easily fire a BB pellet at 100 m/s, while a bullet from a 9mm goes 400, so 1/4. Though speedwise isn't the issue here, it's the metal coated bullet being a little sturdier than a plastic bullet. Not to mention the shape, having a more narrow angle on the rounded end, making it harder to get a clean hit.
#250 - cabbagemayhem (04/23/2014) [-]
The steal katanas are made of is many times stronger than typical steel, and can cut through it.
User avatar #228 - fuelnfire (04/23/2014) [-]
Also note that heavier projectiles tend to maintain their velocity longer through medias such as air. IE, a heavy metal bullet will maintain its velocity much better than a light plastic BB easily affected by wind and air resistance.
User avatar #29 - ninjamyles (04/22/2014) [-]
yes, but it still proves that something like that is theoretically possible.
#60 - penileburglar (04/22/2014) [-]
Is slicing a bullet theoretically possible? Yes. That's not what his post said, though. His post specifically mentioned doing it on reflex, which is not possible. Neither human sensory processing nor body movement is fast enough to react to a real bullet. He didn't say slicing it wasn't possible, just that a human having the reflexes and speed to lift a sword into place in time is impossible.
User avatar #31 - batsbak (04/22/2014) [-]
It could in theory yes, Mythbuster have succesfully tried it. But for this to work, the sword must already be near the position where the bullet will hit. For when the gun fires from let's say 50m, even with an instant reaction time, the swordsman only has enough time to move his sword an inch before the bullet hits. Now in the gif above the bullet is max 4 meters away and the swordsman still has to unsheath his sword and lift it up. There is no way any human being has the ability to move that fast. But for the slicing of a bullet, yes no doubt that is possible, just VERY inprobable for a human to execute it.
User avatar #39 - mcstorms (04/22/2014) [-]
In the video of the bb gun it says he drew his sword before the bullet was fired. Having the foresight to know where the bullet will be is all you need.
#62 - penileburglar (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh, is that all? I mean, there are only a handful of marksmen in the world precise enough to hit the blade of a sword dead-center at any reasonable range when *THEY'RE* aiming the guns, you mean to tell me all I need to do is become a master swordsman *and* an exponentially better marksman than anyone in the world has ever been? Is that all?
User avatar #156 - mcstorms (04/22/2014) [-]
yeah, glad you understand.
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