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#1 - anon (11/15/2011) [-]
Yes you can give blowjobs instead, start with me
#2 to #1 - bathoryhannibal (11/15/2011) [-]
I require age verification: What is DOS?
#3 to #2 - anon (11/15/2011) [-]
Denial of service? And I am over 18.
#4 to #3 - bathoryhannibal (11/15/2011) [-]
I was referring to the operating system, but close enough. Sucky sucky time!
#5 to #4 - anon (11/15/2011) [-]
I'm waiting *sits back*
#6 to #5 - bathoryhannibal (11/15/2011) [-]
*puts PENIS in mouth*
*sucks PENIS*
*swallows cum*

Next!
#7 to #6 - anon (11/15/2011) [-]
what talent!
#8 to #7 - bathoryhannibal (11/15/2011) [-]
Thanks, my grandpa made me practice a lot when I was little.
#9 to #8 - anon (11/15/2011) [-]
*fapfapfap* go on..
#10 to #9 - bathoryhannibal (11/15/2011) [-]
Him and a bunch of his friends would take me on surprise camping trips. We stayed in a cabin in the woods, and I practice giving blows jobs. Then I turned 7, and they stopped the camping trips :(
#11 to #10 - anon (11/15/2011) [-]
D: that's horrible! just because your were 7 didnt mean they should have stopped
#12 to #11 - bathoryhannibal (11/15/2011) [-]
I know, but I wanted to keep practicing so I started blowing teachers and classmates. Since they were younger than may grandpa and his friends I could practice with each of them more often! It worked out in the end :D
#13 to #12 - anon (11/15/2011) [-]
*applaud* that is the best story ever