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User avatar #24 - randomathon (03/01/2013) [-]
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You do know you can put firefox portable on a flash drive right? That's what I did.
#19 - Therapy helped, but 13 years later I still have issues about l…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/20/2013 on (._.) 0
#20 - mattdoggy (02/20/2013) [-]
Stay strong bro, remember even though we are still strangers here we still care
#21 - mattdoggy (02/20/2013) [-]
and i can add if you ever want to talk about it stranger just PM me, any time
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#23 - caesarslegion (02/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 - TheLastNinja (02/20/2013) [-]
That's what my 11-15 years were like... Then I grew, got bigger than the dealer we were living with and he backed down, I protected my mom as always but had more backing power, and got him out... I around 14, I finally realized letting him win makes it worse. Don't let them get to you. And hell, there are others who are having a bad time, if not worse than I, so why let them go through it alone? I knew I needed someone, and I knew how it felt... I just like being there for others in need... Genuinely; not like some fags who say "I'm here for you" and are only because they wanna do their one good deed of the week... Can relate
#16 - mattdoggy (02/20/2013) [-]
That's just sad dude....
#19 - bathoryhannibal (02/20/2013) [-]
Therapy helped, but 13 years later I still have issues about letting people get close to me.
#20 - mattdoggy (02/20/2013) [-]
Stay strong bro, remember even though we are still strangers here we still care
#21 - mattdoggy (02/20/2013) [-]
and i can add if you ever want to talk about it stranger just PM me, any time
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#1 - N. Korean citizen (11/15/2011) [-]
Yes you can give blowjobs instead, start with me
#2 to #1 - bathoryhannibal (11/15/2011) [-]
I require age verification: What is DOS?
#3 to #2 - N. Korean citizen (11/15/2011) [-]
Denial of service? And I am over 18.
#4 to #3 - bathoryhannibal (11/15/2011) [-]
I was referring to the operating system, but close enough. Sucky sucky time!
#5 to #4 - N. Korean citizen (11/15/2011) [-]
I'm waiting *sits back*
#6 to #5 - bathoryhannibal (11/15/2011) [-]
*puts PENIS in mouth*
*sucks PENIS*
*swallows cum*

Next!
#7 to #6 - N. Korean citizen (11/15/2011) [-]
what talent!
#8 to #7 - bathoryhannibal (11/15/2011) [-]
Thanks, my grandpa made me practice a lot when I was little.
#9 to #8 - N. Korean citizen (11/15/2011) [-]
*fapfapfap* go on..
#10 to #9 - bathoryhannibal (11/15/2011) [-]
Him and a bunch of his friends would take me on surprise camping trips. We stayed in a cabin in the woods, and I practice giving blows jobs. Then I turned 7, and they stopped the camping trips :(
#11 to #10 - N. Korean citizen (11/15/2011) [-]
D: that's horrible! just because your were 7 didnt mean they should have stopped
#12 to #11 - bathoryhannibal (11/15/2011) [-]
I know, but I wanted to keep practicing so I started blowing teachers and classmates. Since they were younger than may grandpa and his friends I could practice with each of them more often! It worked out in the end :D
#13 to #12 - N. Korean citizen (11/15/2011) [-]
*applaud* that is the best story ever
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