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Date Signed Up:9/28/2011
Last Login:11/27/2014
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#23 - Why do so many people on this site love feeding this troll? 09/20/2014 on 4chan has been compromised -5
#11 - I doubt your face is ever THAT cute. 08/27/2014 on MFW trying to get front page 0
#285 - Someone who pissed off the internet enough to make people comp…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on Site updates +6
User avatar #455 - unbelievable (08/21/2014) [-]
I have no idea who that is. Captain?
#8 - She is an attention whore that is now getting attention, becau… 08/21/2014 on Can I get fries with that? +1
#195 - To borderline/histrionic people attention is attention. It do…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on trending on fj at this moment 0
User avatar #198 - sugoi (08/21/2014) [-]
Yeah I agree it's a Kony situation.
But they don't want attention, this only got stirred up cause she broke up with her ex and he went on about it on tumblr or something.

Best case scenario huge uproar and a lot of media outlets are left without readers.
Most likely scenario as you said no one gives a shit and life goes on and nothing happens.
#151 - How long are you planning on giving her attention? She is cle…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2014 on trending on fj at this moment 0
User avatar #160 - sugoi (08/21/2014) [-]
This isn't a situation where giving her attention benefits her.
She was manipulating gaming media without anyone knowing about it before, the more people that know about it now means the more people pissed off about it and the more likely something is gunna be done.
#195 - bathoryhannibal (08/21/2014) [-]
To borderline/histrionic people attention is attention. It doesn't matter if it benefits them. They just want it.

Nothing is going to be done. In 2 weeks no one will remember this. Kony all over again.
User avatar #198 - sugoi (08/21/2014) [-]
Yeah I agree it's a Kony situation.
But they don't want attention, this only got stirred up cause she broke up with her ex and he went on about it on tumblr or something.

Best case scenario huge uproar and a lot of media outlets are left without readers.
Most likely scenario as you said no one gives a shit and life goes on and nothing happens.
#110 - Zoe 2014! 08/21/2014 on Let battle be joined! -1
#4 - The comments about the nails remind me of my job. We had this… 08/19/2014 on No dude. FINGERS crossed. 0
#45 - I've never understood why some people don't go to class. My d…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/31/2014 on my opinion can't be that... +6
#343 - Womens Study Major (08/01/2014) [-]
You want the degree, going to class, in some cases, is a huge waste of time.
#166 - becauseyoutoldmeto (08/01/2014) [-]
I'll be going to college next year, and the university of my preference is about 20-30 minutes away from my house by car. For money reasons, I'll probably stay at home and commute. If I notice that a class seems like the a complete joke that I can blow through, I might just skip a few lectures for sake of gas money, stress, and time. Just something I've started to think about.
User avatar #62 - captiancook (07/31/2014) [-]
Some classes can be passed by simply reading the textbook. And if that's the case there is no reason to attend class if you don't want to.
#277 - mca (08/01/2014) [-]
Paying $60,000 to read a textbook sounds pretty retarded
User avatar #51 - infinitereaper (07/31/2014) [-]
they might be busy selling drugs to pay for it
#13 - One of my coworkers once assessed a schizophrenic woman that h…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2014 on Fun Fact +9
User avatar #20 - biomedic (05/23/2014) [-]
that sounds like gardnerella vaginalis, currently revising STDs for finals. Strangely it results in a pH reversal of the vagina, leaving basic amines that result in a fishy smell.
#24 - Womens Study Major (05/23/2014) [-]
no shit? pussy smell is caused by amines? putrescine?
#18 - pkmntrainerdani (05/23/2014) [-]

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#1 - Womens Study Major (11/15/2011) [-]
Yes you can give blowjobs instead, start with me
#2 to #1 - bathoryhannibal (11/15/2011) [-]
I require age verification: What is DOS?
#3 to #2 - Womens Study Major (11/15/2011) [-]
Denial of service? And I am over 18.
#4 to #3 - bathoryhannibal (11/15/2011) [-]
I was referring to the operating system, but close enough. Sucky sucky time!
#5 to #4 - Womens Study Major (11/15/2011) [-]
I'm waiting *sits back*
#6 to #5 - bathoryhannibal (11/15/2011) [-]
*puts PENIS in mouth*
*sucks PENIS*
*swallows cum*

Next!
#7 to #6 - Womens Study Major (11/15/2011) [-]
what talent!
#8 to #7 - bathoryhannibal (11/15/2011) [-]
Thanks, my grandpa made me practice a lot when I was little.
#9 to #8 - Womens Study Major (11/15/2011) [-]
*fapfapfap* go on..
#10 to #9 - bathoryhannibal (11/15/2011) [-]
Him and a bunch of his friends would take me on surprise camping trips. We stayed in a cabin in the woods, and I practice giving blows jobs. Then I turned 7, and they stopped the camping trips :(
#11 to #10 - Womens Study Major (11/15/2011) [-]
D: that's horrible! just because your were 7 didnt mean they should have stopped
#12 to #11 - bathoryhannibal (11/15/2011) [-]
I know, but I wanted to keep practicing so I started blowing teachers and classmates. Since they were younger than may grandpa and his friends I could practice with each of them more often! It worked out in the end :D
#13 to #12 - Womens Study Major (11/15/2011) [-]
*applaud* that is the best story ever
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