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| #23 - It's called ISO noise. ISO is mannually set sensitivity to lig… | 06/30/2015 on Photographers | 0 |
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deathtobreakfast (06/29/2015) [-]  Just take a closer look at your picture and you will see this subtle "noise" (IDK how its called. Im not a photographer. Is anyone here with experience?). No one wants to have a picture like this for professional purposes. It's called ISO noise. ISO is mannually set sensitivity to light, thus creating dot-like picture, otherwise known as ISO noise. ISO is one of three main characteristics in taking photography. Other two are aperture (amount of light being allowed in the picture), 3rd is shutter and depending on what do you want to take a picture in movement, example: if you want to take a picture of calm sea, you'd set shutter to 1-6 seconds (also depending on camera properties), or something in fast movement, it would probably be 1/1250th of the second (just image what else cameras can do!). you can learn plenty more on digital-photography-school.com/. it's free yo | ||
| #82 - Seriously? ******* seriously?! | 06/29/2015 on I'm fucking out... | 0 |
| #6 - Some people can't afford Nikons or Cannons so some just use ph… [+] (6 new replies) | 06/29/2015 on Photographers | -2 |
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anon (06/29/2015) [-] >He thinks this is a good photograph You know, growing up in a household where my dad has been into photography for over 30 years does have it's advantages. Anyone who has ever taken a picture or mildly interest in photography would tell you this is something a 12 year old would shoot. In fact no, my 12 year old little brother takes better photographs than you do. It takes a combination of experience and decent photography equipment to create a good photograph. You will never reach a high quality photo with an Iphone camera for the simple fact that the resolution and focusing on the lense will never be the same caliber as even a cheap $80 camera.  A good camera does make a good photographer. The picture you posted is grainy and low quality. Everything in the backdrop is blurry and cannot be seen. Surely positioning, lighting, and everything else is important, but the quality of the camera also determines the quality of the photo. #7 -
teeheetummytum (06/29/2015) [-] My father got me into photography. I exclusively use Nikon because that is what he does and has done since he bought his first camera in the 70's a Nikon FM and the lenses are all backwards completable for the most part and I shoot 90% in film because he had the equipment in storage when I started taking photo in highschool. I guess I got the luck of the draw in terms of equipment. Cameras on phones aren't complete shit, they do have some purpose for capturing something at a moment such as plane crashes, car accidents, or as reference for other art along side the normal selfies other bullshit. For the most part though if you enter those images into competition or for publishing they get laughed at and thrown out. #19 -
deathtobreakfast (06/29/2015) [-] Just take a closer look at your picture and you will see this subtle "noise" (IDK how its called. Im not a photographer. Is anyone here with experience?). No one wants to have a picture like this for professional purposes. It's called ISO noise. ISO is mannually set sensitivity to light, thus creating dot-like picture, otherwise known as ISO noise. ISO is one of three main characteristics in taking photography. Other two are aperture (amount of light being allowed in the picture), 3rd is shutter and depending on what do you want to take a picture in movement, example: if you want to take a picture of calm sea, you'd set shutter to 1-6 seconds (also depending on camera properties), or something in fast movement, it would probably be 1/1250th of the second (just image what else cameras can do!). you can learn plenty more on digital-photography-school.com/. it's free yo | ||
| #12 - It's sad, but that cat is very cute. [+] (1 new reply) | 06/29/2015 on Roux the two legged cat | +11 |
| #37 - I use newgrounds for po-... GAMES. Yeah, games. | 06/29/2015 on Time for some new Bookmarks | 0 |
| #489 - This day started great. | 06/28/2015 on FJ Admin & Mods Fan Art | +1 |
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retrochris (07/26/2014) [-] You don't like the contents I do mate... it's mostly those username pictures and some crap before I started on those....
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retrochris (07/26/2014) [-] then I don't have the slightest clue why you fought against it... Oo
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basstard (07/26/2014) [-] Fough against?M8, fighting against something on interent won 't change anything about it, that 's one thing i 've learned about internet.Smart people, rational and tolerant, think so much they don 't say anything, while the dumb ones are full of confidence and how would you outsmart those who can 't cope with logic?
I don 't have anything against you, as i said i appriciate your work.
I don 't have anything against you, as i said i appriciate your work.
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retrochris (07/26/2014) [-] Dude, you voted my work down, I just went through all votes to apologize to those users that I didn't manage to entertain with this whole thing
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basstard (07/26/2014) [-] Dude, you make nice art, then you apologize people for not liking it?
You must be next-gen Canadian.
If you want my opinion, you made good work and you put effort into it, apologizing to people not liking it is dispointed, it leads nowhere.
For example, you are the DJ at the party, ******** of people like, but few don 't.You go to those who don 't like it and apologize, while (sorta) exclude those who liked it.T o me, it 's sensless, but a very very polite (unnecesery) gesture.
You must be next-gen Canadian.
If you want my opinion, you made good work and you put effort into it, apologizing to people not liking it is dispointed, it leads nowhere.
For example, you are the DJ at the party, ******** of people like, but few don 't.You go to those who don 't like it and apologize, while (sorta) exclude those who liked it.T o me, it 's sensless, but a very very polite (unnecesery) gesture.
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retrochris (07/26/2014) [-] part 9 nearly hit 2k votes while this one stayed under 1k (which I promised to make it kill)
so yeah, I did feel like many people started disliking it.
Don't call me next gen canadian, my fellow germans won't liek me for this xD
so yeah, I did feel like many people started disliking it.
Don't call me next gen canadian, my fellow germans won't liek me for this xD
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toncheky ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-] kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt kunt
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comradegeneral (07/25/2013) [-] i haven't heard about you along time ago comrade how are you ?
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comradegeneral (09/26/2013) [-] So you gonna call me or what ?
By the way, your family name isn't Plantantic right ?
By the way, your family name isn't Plantantic right ?
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comradegeneral (09/27/2013) [-] Bad, i am working in a factory since about 2 months.
I get up at 5:50, make my way to train station at 6:25 the take the train to the factory at 6:42 , start working at 6:58 work till 12:00 and go back at 12:45 and work to somettimes 16:30 or like today 17:00.
Some guy acts like he is the greatest worker of all time, yells at me to clean faster and better (the machines) and well he is not very nice.
My boss is not nice too, when don't undersand something or when i ask how to do it he tell me to do it right. Not how. He tells us to shut up and work, and he sitts there in his office and watches the cinema programm for today or goes to facebook.
I get up at 5:50, make my way to train station at 6:25 the take the train to the factory at 6:42 , start working at 6:58 work till 12:00 and go back at 12:45 and work to somettimes 16:30 or like today 17:00.
Some guy acts like he is the greatest worker of all time, yells at me to clean faster and better (the machines) and well he is not very nice.
My boss is not nice too, when don't undersand something or when i ask how to do it he tell me to do it right. Not how. He tells us to shut up and work, and he sitts there in his office and watches the cinema programm for today or goes to facebook.
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comradegeneral (09/27/2013) [-] Well our "big boss" hit us or punches us sometimes, somtimes it is a friendly clap like friends. And sometimes like he is the good of war. But he is still nice, we like him and he undersands us. He is still a good man.
Today i got emulsion right in my face while we filled that stuff into a barrel.
I work mostly with albanisans togehter, but they seem alright.
There is one russian guy, and 2 serbians. One of them is in Jail because of something. 2 tamils, one of the "not nice guy". And 2 Croats, one of them is the boss that looks what going on on facebook while we are working our ass up at the machines. The other Croat is a Girl, she is alright and kindly, she is his aunt.
Today i got emulsion right in my face while we filled that stuff into a barrel.
I work mostly with albanisans togehter, but they seem alright.
There is one russian guy, and 2 serbians. One of them is in Jail because of something. 2 tamils, one of the "not nice guy". And 2 Croats, one of them is the boss that looks what going on on facebook while we are working our ass up at the machines. The other Croat is a Girl, she is alright and kindly, she is his aunt.
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comradegeneral (09/27/2013) [-] Self defense ?
The Polymechaniker group where ( i dont know the english word, the ****** up something at the mechanic scholl, bad test results and stuff, the boss yelled at the and **** ) in a meeting, when we had evening and waited for the train he told me the boss punched him into the arm, and it hurted like hell, that co-worker lifts like a maniac and a "friendly punch" of our boss hurts him.
The Polymechaniker group where ( i dont know the english word, the ****** up something at the mechanic scholl, bad test results and stuff, the boss yelled at the and **** ) in a meeting, when we had evening and waited for the train he told me the boss punched him into the arm, and it hurted like hell, that co-worker lifts like a maniac and a "friendly punch" of our boss hurts him.
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comradegeneral (09/27/2013) [-] Yea.
On sunday i go back to work, we go into a working camp into the swiss mountains.
Yea WORKING CAMP we will cut trees down, plant some trees and stuff. It is because of the Teamwork , representing our company and helping the environment.
That just ******** .
I get payed to work on machines and make parts for humans. I rather work in the facility than that. When it is evening i want to drink a beer with my friends or other stuff (like the whorehouse) and go to sleep when i want, not to sleep in a ******* camp with 12 peopel in one room who dislike me. I will have no ******* privacy.
On sunday i go back to work, we go into a working camp into the swiss mountains.
Yea WORKING CAMP we will cut trees down, plant some trees and stuff. It is because of the Teamwork , representing our company and helping the environment.
That just ******** .
I get payed to work on machines and make parts for humans. I rather work in the facility than that. When it is evening i want to drink a beer with my friends or other stuff (like the whorehouse) and go to sleep when i want, not to sleep in a ******* camp with 12 peopel in one room who dislike me. I will have no ******* privacy.
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comradegeneral (09/27/2013) [-] Well it is complicated, i am in a apprenticeship, this will last 3 years, but after 1 year i will get into another factory, a good friend of mine works there.
If i just resign i will have no eductation and will get no job, it was hard enought to get one, i searched 4 years for this and i am not gonna quiet because of some peopel who are better than me.
I am not a clever man, but i try to do my best and act polity, nice and helpful with everyone.
If i just resign i will have no eductation and will get no job, it was hard enought to get one, i searched 4 years for this and i am not gonna quiet because of some peopel who are better than me.
I am not a clever man, but i try to do my best and act polity, nice and helpful with everyone.
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comradegeneral (09/27/2013) [-] Thanks mate and you too , but what where you doing in all this time anyway, you are at a university ?
Damn i wish i could study, History would be awesome. I love history, what happend to the agyptians 2000 years ago, what about Grosni Ivan and his seceret libary under Moscow, what abut the osman gold under belgrade ?
Or the theater, it was hard in theater, i had so much fear i would blame myself, but i loved it.
Standing up there while everyone applauds to you, when you finally finished the act and you did all right, when stage director is proud of you and the parnets too. I miss that time.
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toncheky ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-] Moj ban je bio takav da sam mogao samo browsat, nisam mogao ostavljat komentare ni dijelit thumbs up/down.
Sad sam se eto sjetio malo FJ-a, pa reko da vidim šta ima, kad ono mogu normalno browsat...ali preko 15 000 mojih komentara i sav content je obrisan i ne dopušta mi da stavljam image u komentar na profile.
Sad sam se eto sjetio malo FJ-a, pa reko da vidim šta ima, kad ono mogu normalno browsat...ali preko 15 000 mojih komentara i sav content je obrisan i ne dopušta mi da stavljam image u komentar na profile.
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toncheky ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-] Aha, da i level mi je sjeban... jel to makne poslje i ovaj jebeni captcha što moram upisivat stalno?
I da, za komentare, basically 2 godine mog online života je obrisano. Bio sam comment rank negdje u top 100. I onda ban jer sam posto 45% of a nipple, jebo ga ja.
I da, za komentare, basically 2 godine mog online života je obrisano. Bio sam comment rank negdje u top 100. I onda ban jer sam posto 45% of a nipple, jebo ga ja.
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toncheky ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-] Aj super.
Još nisi riješio LAN, pa wtf? :D
Prčin im mater, ban za glupos, ker ih jebo.
Jel si ti riješio Black Ops 2 sa Štrocom?
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Još nisi riješio LAN, pa wtf? :D
Prčin im mater, ban za glupos, ker ih jebo.
Jel si ti riješio Black Ops 2 sa Štrocom?
Btw... You need to login to view this link
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toncheky ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-] :D
Ako si još na You need to login to view this link idi na Modding Projekti i nađi The Blue Reign, to je moja tema. I da, slažem vodeno za komp, uskoro uzimam radijator 360mm, blok i cijevi, a pumpa i rezervar dolaze poslije. Koštat će me oko 500kn kroz mjesec-dva.
A jbg jedino da si uzmeš baš posebno neku antenu veliku jaku i probaš s tim...
Ako si još na You need to login to view this link idi na Modding Projekti i nađi The Blue Reign, to je moja tema. I da, slažem vodeno za komp, uskoro uzimam radijator 360mm, blok i cijevi, a pumpa i rezervar dolaze poslije. Koštat će me oko 500kn kroz mjesec-dva.
A jbg jedino da si uzmeš baš posebno neku antenu veliku jaku i probaš s tim...
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basstard (04/08/2013) [-] I to bi vrijedilo probat.
Jesi ikad igrao Blacklight:Retribution?
Nešto između Crysis i CoD.Sam si buildaš gun,princip je sličan kao u black ops;igraj,zaradi,ugradi.Možeš tone stvari na gunu radit,al kvaka je u tom što kupuješ stvari nadan,tjedan ili permanent.
Jesi ikad igrao Blacklight:Retribution?
Nešto između Crysis i CoD.Sam si buildaš gun,princip je sličan kao u black ops;igraj,zaradi,ugradi.Možeš tone stvari na gunu radit,al kvaka je u tom što kupuješ stvari nadan,tjedan ili permanent.
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toncheky ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-] Ja ti u zadnje vrijeme niš baš ne igram. samo BO2 Zombies odigram jedan match svaki dan-dva i to je to. Sad non stop radim na HAF-u, ušo sam u multiplayer sinoć i trebalo mi je 50 metaka (doslovno, PDW-57) da ubijem lika s leđa negdje na knife-range -.- Odma sam izašo i otišo rezat neki lim za komp xD
