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Date Signed Up:9/22/2011
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#5500 - kershinator ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
#Feelings
#Feelings
#5522 to #5500 - basham (05/16/2013) [-]
Don't even start with dat picture brah.
User avatar #5502 to #5500 - basham (05/16/2013) [-]
#Madoka
User avatar #5504 to #5503 - basham (05/16/2013) [-]
#Kyoko
User avatar #5508 to #5507 - basham (05/16/2013) [-]
Meh. Never watched Evangelion.
#5509 to #5508 - kershinator ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Not the greatest, it's alright
#5510 to #5509 - basham (05/16/2013) [-]
Hah.... Homora.
Hah.... Homora.
User avatar #5511 to #5510 - kershinator ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Homura never got laid for all she did
User avatar #5512 to #5511 - basham (05/16/2013) [-]
HOMOra.
#5513 to #5512 - kershinator ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
She fucking earned a ride on Madoka's pale little body
#5515 to #5514 - kershinator ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Hue.  There's an awful lot of Sayaka x Homura for how little screen time they had together
Hue. There's an awful lot of Sayaka x Homura for how little screen time they had together
User avatar #5516 to #5515 - basham (05/16/2013) [-]
Oh yea. Fucking Kyube too,
#5517 to #5516 - kershinator ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
And a lot of Sayaka being teased/tormented
User avatar #5518 to #5517 - basham (05/16/2013) [-]
They must really want her to become a fucking witch huh
User avatar #5519 to #5518 - kershinator ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
>Implying Sayaka hasn't dreamed about being tag teamed and pinned down by four girls.
User avatar #5520 to #5519 - basham (05/16/2013) [-]
>Implying she likes it
#5521 to #5520 - kershinator ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Kyoko probably is loving it
User avatar #5499 - admin (05/16/2013) [-]
i love you <3
User avatar #5501 to #5499 - basham (05/16/2013) [-]
I love you too addy. Stay awesome.
#5497 - onefuckingskurut (05/14/2013) [-]
Cannot be unseen...
User avatar #5498 to #5497 - onefuckingskurut (05/14/2013) [-]
http://theyiffgallery.com/main.php?g2_itemId=166021

Its from one furry comic...
#5479 - onefuckingskurut (05/14/2013) [-]
Hey... anybody here?
User avatar #5481 to #5480 - onefuckingskurut (05/14/2013) [-]
I had 0th class today and slept it trough. I got in school for the next class but the janitress caught me and I had to go to sump class. There I was filling the notes I was missing for Russian language class. I got out just a while before class that was after 0th class ended. I forgot to ask my class teacher if its taken as one or two classes absent.

Later in school we were watching hockey match Slovakia vs America. I saw my class teacher here and asked her for help with math. She helped me a bit but I needed my workbook of mathematics so I can could have checked what else I don´t know.

I got home after match and hurried up with lunch and went back to school for tutorage with my class teacher. In the bus I found out I got the old,fully written workbook. I went only one stop so I ran all the way home from here. I got home but couldn´t find the new one. I probably lended it to somebody. For that I got shouted on by my sister and mother. I called my teacher and told her what happened. She said that I needn´t to worry and can take my time. Until the math test there are almost 3 more weeks I can use. Even after telling this to my sister and mother,they kept shouting at me. So I shouted back. I floored them so well that they got scared and my sister now probably hates me now...

My heart is beating a lot even now and I cant calm down. I cant do exercises like that :l
#5482 to #5481 - basham (05/14/2013) [-]
Well yelling is a way of reducing stress and anger. Even that counts as venting. What you should do now is just close your eyes, find a pillow, and hug it tight. Just try to calm down as best you can this way. Which are you more worried about? The yelling or the school work?
User avatar #5483 to #5482 - onefuckingskurut (05/14/2013) [-]
I am not worried about either. I am rather worried about that I don´t like hugs anymore.
My soul and body still doesn´t seem to be working together. Anger took over me today. I am tired of being week and helpless..
User avatar #5484 to #5483 - basham (05/14/2013) [-]
Umm... try breathing deep and counting back from 10. Draw something, play something, DO something that you can do to help you calm down a bit. I'm just not really sure WHAT you can do though. :c
User avatar #5485 to #5484 - onefuckingskurut (05/14/2013) [-]
I think that if I get some dignity back it could make things better. This could bring my personality and soul back.

I´ll be ready for it in not time. My back is almost as good as it can be,now I just need to get it into the muscle memory so my back won´t dissarray again...
User avatar #5486 to #5485 - basham (05/14/2013) [-]
Well your back is an important priority. Just try to talk to your mother or sister first and tell them you're sorry. Would that help?
User avatar #5487 to #5486 - onefuckingskurut (05/14/2013) [-]
I have nothing to be sorry for...
User avatar #5488 to #5487 - basham (05/14/2013) [-]
Well at least tell them that you were extremely stressed out. I dunno what else to say! D:
User avatar #5489 to #5488 - onefuckingskurut (05/14/2013) [-]
They will just continue to bitch about how offend they are and how its not their fault that they were wrong...

I don´t think I will get my dignity back when licking wound on their hurt ego...
User avatar #5490 to #5489 - basham (05/14/2013) [-]
<:c What do you suggest you do?
User avatar #5491 to #5490 - onefuckingskurut (05/14/2013) [-]
Most important out of all things. I will show everybody around me that I can be much better than just clumsy awkward and unrellyable nerd. I am capable of much more and they will see!
User avatar #5492 to #5491 - basham (05/14/2013) [-]
What are you proposing to do?
User avatar #5493 to #5492 - onefuckingskurut (05/14/2013) [-]
I am going to best them at all activities I can do. Which include running,biking,football,basketball and swimming.
User avatar #5494 to #5493 - basham (05/14/2013) [-]
Who is them? Everybody? That's quite a feat.
User avatar #5495 to #5494 - onefuckingskurut (05/14/2013) [-]
No,I mean my closest friends who... I just had enough of how they look at me. How helpless am I. I was trying for that before but that I was not prepared. Next time I will be prepared better.

Now if you excuse me I have to go to shop because all residents of my home are either too lazy or too hurt to actually go outside.

Take care...
User avatar #5496 to #5495 - basham (05/14/2013) [-]
Alright man. I hope for the best and have a good time. See you later.
#5462 - novabird ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
he he he he he....
he he he he he....
#5463 to #5462 - basham (05/13/2013) [-]
I got a little scared cause my screen was facing up a little and I only saw the eyes and I thought they were doughnuts but they weren't doughnuts.
#5464 to #5463 - novabird ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
i have been a very busy bird!
hue...
#5465 to #5464 - basham (05/13/2013) [-]
I must be either crazy or tired cause I thought the legs wobbled and his eyes glowed.......
I must be either crazy or tired cause I thought the legs wobbled and his eyes glowed.......
#5466 to #5465 - novabird ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
remember that skill i told you about?
i created these images to have a similar effect on the mind, as i get better at making them they will have greater impact, especially if used against a person who is making the user feel they need to use them, they can be used by everyone because they don't represent any one person but they do represent an imprint of negative emotion in a palpable way.
#5467 to #5466 - basham (05/13/2013) [-]
And why are you giving me these pictures?!
And why are you giving me these pictures?!
#5468 to #5467 - novabird ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
just showing you what i recently finished, i think i have almost 10 of these now as it is, i have other ideas as well but they will be much harder to make till i figure out how.
#5469 to #5468 - basham (05/13/2013) [-]
You're gonna give me nightmares stahp.............
#5470 to #5469 - novabird ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
just imagine dropping those on brony board or anywhere people may be easy to effect, the more tired you are the more they mess with you.
#5471 to #5470 - basham (05/13/2013) [-]
the bird ones aren't that scary, the ones with the black bodies and red eyes are though. Especially with no mouths or weird scary mouths.
#5472 to #5471 - novabird ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
i know, the only thing scary about the guardians is their powers one of which is the ability to open gateways into other universes/dimensions.
pyramid head pony... hue...
User avatar #5473 to #5472 - basham (05/13/2013) [-]
I think the pyramid head pony is pretty cool actually
#5474 to #5473 - novabird ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
that and the guardians can alter matter even effecting their appearance or turning anything into a weapon or tool.
#5475 to #5474 - basham (05/13/2013) [-]
So a spoon can become a spoon of death?
User avatar #5477 to #5475 - novabird ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
a spoon could attract matter on the atomic level and become a nuclear cannon or other huge weapon, it could also be morphed into other things.
heck, a guardian could take the dirt under your feet and turn it into anything with enuf mass to trap you in, even enuf mass as a star or planet.
#5476 to #5475 - basham (05/13/2013) [-]
Also sorry to say but I need to get some rest. It was a pleasure chatting with you and I hope you have a good night's rest.
User avatar #5478 to #5476 - novabird ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
night.
User avatar #5459 - lip ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
Therealscootaloo is never coming back is he?
User avatar #5461 to #5459 - basham (05/13/2013) [-]
I haven't talked to him in a year. Or heard from him. I'm not sure but I hope he's okay...
User avatar #5460 to #5459 - kershinator ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
Don't think like that
#5451 to #5430 - basham (05/11/2013) [-]
Well that certainly seems reasonable. I like most forms of rock, some techno, some classical, and even video game music. Basically anything that sounds pleasing to my ears I will gladly listen to.
Well that certainly seems reasonable. I like most forms of rock, some techno, some classical, and even video game music. Basically anything that sounds pleasing to my ears I will gladly listen to.
#5452 to #5451 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
Alright darling, so is there anything you would like to ask me
#5453 to #5452 - basham (05/11/2013) [-]
Kinda. You called me darling a lot. Is that a habit of some sort?
Kinda. You called me darling a lot. Is that a habit of some sort?
#5454 to #5453 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
well yes and no, i have a habit of calling people darling in person but I'm calling you darling just because i want to.
#5455 to #5454 - basham (05/11/2013) [-]
Well that's awfully kind of you. I have another question. Do you have skype or steam?
Well that's awfully kind of you. I have another question. Do you have skype or steam?
#5456 to #5455 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
i do have a skype and a steam darling, why do you ask
#5457 to #5456 - basham (05/11/2013) [-]
I'll add you if you add me?
I'll add you if you add me?
#5458 to #5457 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
alright then darling you could pm me your info or i could pm you mine
#5433 to #5432 - basham (05/11/2013) [-]
Welcome to my profile. How are you?
#5434 to #5433 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm doing fine darling, thank you for asking. How about you.
I'm doing fine darling, thank you for asking. How about you.
#5435 to #5434 - basham (05/11/2013) [-]
Damn that's a cute neko...

I'm fine as well. What brings you to my profile? ^^
#5436 to #5435 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
i just came to visit darling
i just came to visit darling
#5437 to #5436 - basham (05/11/2013) [-]
Well it was very nice of you to visit. We've never talked before have we?
Well it was very nice of you to visit. We've never talked before have we?
#5438 to #5437 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
afraid not darling
#5439 to #5438 - basham (05/11/2013) [-]
Well there's a first time for everything right? Also how did you find me?
#5440 to #5439 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
by using my evil neko magic
by using my evil neko magic
#5441 to #5440 - basham (05/11/2013) [-]
That's not evil that's adorable....!
#5442 to #5441 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
nope defenatly evil
nope defenatly evil
#5443 to #5442 - basham (05/11/2013) [-]
God I love cats.....
#5444 to #5443 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
alright then darling, so what are you up to if you dont mind telling me
#5445 to #5444 - basham (05/11/2013) [-]
Just watching some Furious Pete and browsing FJ. Also talking to you. What about you? Whatcha doin?
Just watching some Furious Pete and browsing FJ. Also talking to you. What about you? Whatcha doin?
#5446 to #5445 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
im just listening to jazz and lazing around darling
im just listening to jazz and lazing around darling
#5447 to #5446 - basham (05/11/2013) [-]
I've never listened to jazz... I'd like to though. I haven't really gotten into it but it seems like a nice calming genre.
#5448 to #5447 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
thats why i like it darling
#5449 to #5448 - basham (05/11/2013) [-]
What other genres do you listen to?
What other genres do you listen to?
#5450 to #5449 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
i listen to just about any genre depending on my mood darling, anything from Gregorian chant to soft to grind core it all depending on how im feeling
#5409 - kershinator ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
Hehehehe
User avatar #5410 to #5409 - basham (05/07/2013) [-]
FORBIDDEN LOVE!
User avatar #5412 to #5411 - basham (05/07/2013) [-]
Nnoh my god...
#5413 to #5412 - kershinator ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
You can never have too many reaction pictures prepared
User avatar #5414 to #5413 - basham (05/07/2013) [-]
I don't get it. :U
User avatar #5415 to #5414 - kershinator ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
Tin foil hat people are the crazy conspiracy theorist bums
User avatar #5416 to #5415 - basham (05/07/2013) [-]
Ohhh. I get it now. Aliens.
User avatar #5417 to #5416 - kershinator ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
And that her adventures sound insane to the normal person
#5418 to #5417 - basham (05/07/2013) [-]
But they're completely normal.
But they're completely normal.
User avatar #5420 to #5419 - basham (05/07/2013) [-]
Ha. Doctor Homura.
#5422 to #5421 - basham (05/07/2013) [-]
I don't have any other madoka pictures.
#5423 to #5422 - kershinator ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
Save some
User avatar #5424 to #5423 - basham (05/07/2013) [-]
Fine! I'll do it! Jeez!
User avatar #5426 to #5425 - basham (05/07/2013) [-]
Fine I did! Happy now?!
User avatar #5428 to #5427 - basham (05/07/2013) [-]
Yes I have made Homura happy.
#5400 - novabird ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
hue...
#5401 to #5400 - basham (05/06/2013) [-]
First off it's wrath, not wraith. Second of all, hue... Wassup?
First off it's wrath, not wraith. Second of all, hue... Wassup?
User avatar #5402 to #5401 - novabird ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
pestering people, i have an industrial case of fruit nectar and have had 10 cans since yesterday.
#5403 to #5402 - basham (05/06/2013) [-]
What kind of fruit nectar?
User avatar #5404 to #5403 - novabird ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
guanabana.
i think i had too much, skin smell "fruity"...
#5405 to #5404 - basham (05/06/2013) [-]
Guanabana? Sounds like a mix of guava and banana.
User avatar #5406 to #5405 - novabird ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
green spiky fruit.
User avatar #5407 to #5406 - basham (05/06/2013) [-]
Is it tasty?

User avatar #5408 to #5407 - novabird ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
eyup, like guava but different.
#5395 - betars (04/30/2013) [-]
pls go
#5396 to #5395 - basham (04/30/2013) [-]
No fuck you.
#5397 to #5396 - betars (04/30/2013) [-]
Sorry baby

can I make it up to you?
#5398 to #5397 - basham (04/30/2013) [-]
No.
No.
#5399 to #5398 - betars (04/30/2013) [-]
...too late.
User avatar #5391 - SonicTeam (04/26/2013) [-]
I get it...I said MEH to one of yours and now you do the same.
User avatar #5392 to #5391 - basham (04/26/2013) [-]
The old switcharoo.
User avatar #5393 to #5392 - SonicTeam (04/26/2013) [-]
More like Copy & Paste. But anyways, well...hmm....
User avatar #5394 to #5393 - basham (04/26/2013) [-]
not really. You had a capital M and mine was lowercase. ;D
User avatar #5384 - detectivebuddha (04/22/2013) [-]
**detectivebuddha rolled a random comment #92 posted by anonymous at Flower Sculpture festival-Description ** :
...giraffe orgy...
#5390 to #5385 - detectivebuddha (04/24/2013) [-]
**detectivebuddha rolled a random comment #56 posted by rushian at The best places ** :&gt;fannyflustered
**detectivebuddha rolled a random comment #56 posted by rushian at The best places ** :
>fannyflustered
#5383 - harryboom (04/20/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #5380 - onefuckingskurut (04/19/2013) [-]
Haloo? Anybody here?
User avatar #5381 to #5380 - basham (04/19/2013) [-]
Yes hallo
#5382 to #5381 - onefuckingskurut (04/19/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ... I am a mess these days! But a good mess,like the one in my room.
And how are you?
User avatar #5377 to #5376 - basham (04/18/2013) [-]
No I can't say I do..... D:
#5378 to #5377 - totallynotnoi (04/18/2013) [-]
It's okay, i still love you.
:)
#5379 to #5378 - basham (04/18/2013) [-]
Well okay. I love you too then.
#5368 - postie (04/12/2013) [-]
It has been awhile since we last spoke.   
How have you been since then?   
   
I don't even know where I found this gif.
It has been awhile since we last spoke.
How have you been since then?

I don't even know where I found this gif.
#5369 to #5368 - basham (04/12/2013) [-]
I've been good man. And it has been a long time. How have you been?
I've been good man. And it has been a long time. How have you been?
#5370 to #5369 - postie (04/12/2013) [-]
I've been fine thanks.   
You make that gif yourself, the character seems to appear a lot on your profile comments?
I've been fine thanks.
You make that gif yourself, the character seems to appear a lot on your profile comments?
#5371 to #5370 - basham (04/12/2013) [-]
No man Katia Managan belongs to Kazerad, creator of Prequel.
#5365 - foxtrotecho (04/11/2013) [-]
its me that guy you had an internet fight with
its me that guy you had an internet fight with
#5366 to #5365 - foxtrotecho (04/11/2013) [-]
ive come for revenge asswipe
#5372 to #5367 - foxtrotecho (04/17/2013) [-]
so why the hell arent you angry as fuck
#5373 to #5372 - basham (04/17/2013) [-]
I don't remember you at all.....
#5374 to #5373 - foxtrotecho (04/17/2013) [-]
im tah one kid that was called a 12 yearold new fag IN WHICH I AM NOT
#5375 to #5374 - basham (04/17/2013) [-]
Still not ringing any bells.
#5386 to #5375 - foxtrotecho (04/23/2013) [-]
does this ring a bell bitch
User avatar #5387 to #5386 - basham (04/23/2013) [-]
Ohhh you took offense to that didn't you?
#5388 to #5387 - foxtrotecho (04/23/2013) [-]
no shit sherlock
#5389 to #5388 - basham (04/23/2013) [-]
I honestly don't see why. I'm a brony too and I think that's hilarious.
#5362 - Byte (04/10/2013) [-]
Guess who! Selling any wares today?
User avatar #5360 - dafiltafish ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
i love you.
User avatar #5361 to #5360 - basham (04/10/2013) [-]
I had no idea.
#5355 - curiustheamazing (04/10/2013) [-]
BASHAM AWAY
BASHAM AWAY
#5356 to #5355 - basham (04/10/2013) [-]
Where did you find this?
Where did you find this?
#5357 to #5356 - curiustheamazing (04/10/2013) [-]
front page :D
front page :D
User avatar #5358 to #5357 - basham (04/10/2013) [-]
Nice find. Thank you very much. Saved!
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