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#1 - I want one 4 hours ago on we need to go back 0
#3 - I thought schools could have just one assistant principal, min…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Name Change 0
User avatar #25 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (12/15/2014) [-]
My school had 4 assistant principles and 2 regular principles.
User avatar #5 - sanosauro (12/15/2014) [-]
nah, mine had one for every grade
#6 - Of all the bills in that basement why would you kick out the o…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Comp +111
User avatar #7 - puppyfood (12/14/2014) [-]
Because he was a multi BILLionare.
#72 - caucasians (12/15/2014) [-]
good job
#27 - floppydiskthreefiv (12/15/2014) [-]
#58 - randyhalfway (12/15/2014) [-]
#26 - lolzordz (12/15/2014) [-]
this is why i love funnyjunk
#25 - straitedge (12/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, but Bill Cosby's voice would wear you down hardcore.
Bill Gates is a much more soft wear.
#33 - thefuckingpatsfan (12/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #36 - straitedge (12/15/2014) [-]
Yoda would still be upset tho
I knew it was too forced before I posted it, but I yoloed it
#52 - thanks, yeah i feel like its a question everyone that saw the … 12/13/2014 on Prison Cats 0
#7 - sounds good like something id enjoy, ill definitely check it o… 12/12/2014 on Aziz Ansari 0
#1 - But what if they murder the cats to satisfy there killing urg…  [+] (16 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Prison Cats -6
User avatar #51 - theguywhoaskswhy (12/13/2014) [-]
Some people thumbed you down for this question. So I thumbed you up and urge others to do so, since this was a fairly good and, more than likely, common question.
User avatar #52 - barryisme (12/13/2014) [-]
thanks, yeah i feel like its a question everyone that saw the content probably thought but i guess i must have worded my comment in a way that come off as dumb or something and people didnt like it .. idk
#45 - justanotherblablab (12/13/2014) [-]
>Killing urge

Top lel, are you retarded?
User avatar #8 - commissarcrunch (12/12/2014) [-]
apparently its never been a problem there, the prisoners are really protective of the cats and a few cat killers have actually been killed by the prisoners. basically all the prisoners that are allowed cats love them too much to let them be hurt
User avatar #7 - theguywhoaskswhy (12/12/2014) [-]
They don't.
"They never kill their canary. It’s what you don’t do. You might beat another prisoner over the head with an iron bar in a riot, but you never kill a canary. That would be evil." - Mrs. Proust, City Witch
I can't really explain the psychology of it but I'll try.
Its like this, all humans need contact, be it with other people or animals or whatever. And if you're a violent killer, chances are there ain't alot of people willing to be your friend. But then here's this cat.... And it doesn't care who you are or what you've done or what colour you are or who your parents were. It loves you cause you feed it and stroke it and spend time with it. So you feel that love and love it in turn.
You can't kill the cat because that would be evil. Your moral compass may be fucked all to shit but that cat is your friend and probably the only good and comforting thing in the shit hole you reside. It would just be wrong.
User avatar #50 - nibblebrsingr (12/13/2014) [-]
Discworld reference +1
#48 - imgood (12/13/2014) [-]
That being said, serial killers often start out by killing small animals like cats, I could definitely see some cat killing going on.
#44 - thesoulseeker (12/13/2014) [-]
You get a thumb my glorious friend because you mentioned the canary thing before me... ya cunt!
User avatar #42 - geothermal (12/13/2014) [-]
^can confirm, i live nearby and this shit is in the paper all the time

there has been 1 cat death since this was implemented, and it was due to old age the prisoners held a small funeral
User avatar #38 - articulate (12/13/2014) [-]
Until it shits on their pillow.
#11 - swagmonstah (12/12/2014) [-]
It's very similar to the structure in prison, as far as crimes go with pedophiles, rapists, child abusers, women abusers all equally at the bottom.
On top of that, the prisoners undergo an exhaustive psych eval before they're allowed to have a cat.. but yeah. The majority of people who get these killed another man, or committed a violent crime. They've no wish to harm animals.
User avatar #6 - captainprincess (12/12/2014) [-]
You know how, in a lot of prisons, if you're ousted as a child molester, you'll be subject to the worst and fiercest "prison justice" the convicts can muster?

And you think they would dare to kill their cell-cat?
User avatar #5 - luftvaffel (12/12/2014) [-]
Then they'll get a strict written warning with their second cat
User avatar #4 - theplanetearth (12/12/2014) [-]
Well...There are kinda too many cats.
User avatar #3 - hellomynameisbill (12/12/2014) [-]
i'd guess you'd have to be qualified first
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#5 - No havent seen it, its an aziz movie ?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Aziz Ansari 0
User avatar #6 - chokinandtokin (12/12/2014) [-]
No, it was a sketch show him and two other guys did before he was in Parks & Rec and doing a lot of stand up. Its worth the watch it has a lot of funny stuff.
User avatar #7 - barryisme (12/12/2014) [-]
sounds good like something id enjoy, ill definitely check it out thanks
#3 - I'd be proud, Aziz is quite hilarious imo  [+] (4 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Aziz Ansari +1
User avatar #4 - chokinandtokin (12/12/2014) [-]
Did you ever watch Human Giant?
User avatar #5 - barryisme (12/12/2014) [-]
No havent seen it, its an aziz movie ?
User avatar #6 - chokinandtokin (12/12/2014) [-]
No, it was a sketch show him and two other guys did before he was in Parks & Rec and doing a lot of stand up. Its worth the watch it has a lot of funny stuff.
User avatar #7 - barryisme (12/12/2014) [-]
sounds good like something id enjoy, ill definitely check it out thanks
#3 - Picture 09/28/2014 on surprise! 0
#20 - loved pup named scooby doo, mr meaty and the cramp twins … 09/28/2014 on Forgotten Cartoons 1 0
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User avatar #2 - cdmin (08/01/2014) [-]
dont be such a ******
#1 - cdmin (07/29/2014) [-]
every time i see you deleting a comment where u post some ********** because of low iq and then delete it to avoide red thumbs, i will come and thumb as man comments down as i can. grow some and get a life!
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