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Gender: female
Age: 22
Consoles Owned: Gamecube, SNES, N64, NES
Video Games Played: Cubivore, Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness, Super Metroid
Interests: I already listed them
Date Signed Up:7/29/2011
Location:In the deep deep south
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I like my husky Navi, I'm a ginger, I hate my job, I like swimming, sex, woods, walking around, storms and my ancestry.

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#319 - I can't stand it when people do this. If you don't h…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/31/2013 on help +11
#448 - shadowbreech (08/31/2013) [-]
Depriving your partner of sex is date rape in reverse.
#429 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2013) [-]
It's unhealthy to not have it.

Also if you don't get off your body's testosterone spikes initially and then drops. Maybe women are trying to emasculate men.
User avatar #440 - unbelievable (08/31/2013) [-]
If it's unhealthy to not have it, how do you explain the fact that celibate monks (both Christian and Buddhist), who lived their entire lives without sexual intercourse, lived such long and healthy lives... ?
#407 - thealaskan (08/31/2013) [-]
i enjoy this husky pic. so here's one in return.
#123 - This really makes me think of this game. 08/31/2013 on shit's unbearable 0
#183 - GUY  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2013 on Oh Miley +1
#184 - timmity (08/28/2013) [-]
Guy Fualks was ok i guess, but no need to bold, italic and underline his first name after a picture showing disgust
#180 - So when he wants to see what she's doing, he just turns on the… 08/28/2013 on Oh Miley 0
#141 - You gave it away in the title I wanted to see some 12…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2013 on Flaming penis +14
User avatar #227 - swikkid (08/28/2013) [-]
"Wrong hole, nuetron!"
#266 - I lived with my parents at the time, they got into my computer…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2013 on banette's profile 0
User avatar #267 - fuzzypickles (11/17/2013) [-]
Damn, late reply soz.

well how are you mate? its been an age!
#264 - Oh hi! Hey, I read some of your old comments, sorry about disa…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/27/2013 on banette's profile 0
User avatar #265 - fuzzypickles (08/27/2013) [-]
ahh man
what made you leave bannette!!??!
User avatar #266 - banette (08/27/2013) [-]
I lived with my parents at the time, they got into my computer, found it in the history and start freaking out about it. I thought "Yeah I could erase the history or go Incognito, but if I forget then this could possibly happen again" and so I just moved on to other sites (and made sure to get rid of history more).
But then I moved out and so that's not a worry, and I decided to get back into FJ since I've been enjoying it for a while now, since my first account that I can't even remember the password for.
User avatar #267 - fuzzypickles (11/17/2013) [-]
Damn, late reply soz.

well how are you mate? its been an age!
#262 - I'm good but I don't remember you ((((((((( And I kind of a…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/18/2013 on banette's profile 0
User avatar #263 - fuzzypickles (08/18/2013) [-]
I am songofstorms brooooo1!!!!!!! ZOMG!!
User avatar #264 - banette (08/27/2013) [-]
Oh hi! Hey, I read some of your old comments, sorry about disappearing, like I said, I gave up FJ for almost a year and then I decided to come back. I wasn't ignoring anybody.
User avatar #265 - fuzzypickles (08/27/2013) [-]
ahh man
what made you leave bannette!!??!
User avatar #266 - banette (08/27/2013) [-]
I lived with my parents at the time, they got into my computer, found it in the history and start freaking out about it. I thought "Yeah I could erase the history or go Incognito, but if I forget then this could possibly happen again" and so I just moved on to other sites (and made sure to get rid of history more).
But then I moved out and so that's not a worry, and I decided to get back into FJ since I've been enjoying it for a while now, since my first account that I can't even remember the password for.
User avatar #267 - fuzzypickles (11/17/2013) [-]
Damn, late reply soz.

well how are you mate? its been an age!
#1010 - **banette rolled a random image posted in comment #3301863 … 08/13/2013 on Rollin +1
#104 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2013 on Fact Is... +2
User avatar #111 - gaminggenus (08/07/2013) [-]
"Get the fuck off me."

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User avatar #261 - fuzzypickles (08/15/2013) [-]
HOLY **** BANETTE!!
I'VE TRYED SEARCHING FOR YOUR SITE SO MANY TIMES, I THOUGH YOU DELETED YOUR ACCOUNT,
I THOUGHT BANETTE WAS TWO N'S AND ONE T OMG

HOW ARE YOU?!!?!??! :00000
User avatar #262 to #261 - banette (08/18/2013) [-]
I'm good but I don't remember you ((((((((( And I kind of abandoned my account for a couple of years and then decided to revive it.

Refresh my memory plox?????
User avatar #263 to #262 - fuzzypickles (08/18/2013) [-]
I am songofstorms brooooo1!!!!!!! ZOMG!!
User avatar #264 to #263 - banette (08/27/2013) [-]
Oh hi! Hey, I read some of your old comments, sorry about disappearing, like I said, I gave up FJ for almost a year and then I decided to come back. I wasn't ignoring anybody.
User avatar #265 to #264 - fuzzypickles (08/27/2013) [-]
ahh man
what made you leave bannette!!??!
User avatar #266 to #265 - banette (08/27/2013) [-]
I lived with my parents at the time, they got into my computer, found it in the history and start freaking out about it. I thought "Yeah I could erase the history or go Incognito, but if I forget then this could possibly happen again" and so I just moved on to other sites (and made sure to get rid of history more).
But then I moved out and so that's not a worry, and I decided to get back into FJ since I've been enjoying it for a while now, since my first account that I can't even remember the password for.
User avatar #267 to #266 - fuzzypickles (11/17/2013) [-]
Damn, late reply soz.

well how are you mate? its been an age!
#260 - banette (07/26/2013) [-]
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#236 - miscarriage ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
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Hoy

Give me your account.

Please.
#237 to #236 - banette (05/26/2013) [-]
You don't want my account   
   
I get mentioned in fifty comments a day and think people are actually talking to me
You don't want my account

I get mentioned in fifty comments a day and think people are actually talking to me
User avatar #238 to #237 - miscarriage ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
Okay :s
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User avatar #235 to #234 - banette (02/12/2013) [-]
I'm sorry! I've been horribly busy for a while now! I didn't think it would bother you that much...I'm very sorry. ): I feel bad now.
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User avatar #216 to #215 - banette (08/25/2012) [-]
Why'd you have to delete your account? I'm glad you're back though!
And I deleted it to free some space (and if you're wondering why I didn't delete my millions of rolled images but I did delete the convo, that's because it deleted very quickly whereas deleting all the single images would take forever), I didn't know if you were coming back. I'm genuinely sorry about that. :(
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User avatar #219 to #217 - banette (08/26/2012) [-]
How'd you lose your bike?
My mom doesn't even know about my FJ account, I think if she did she would cut off our internet (she's of VERY high morals and even knowing I see people curse would deeply concern her).
And good luck with getting your thumbs back! :D
Also I miss my internet friends too whenever I don't see them for a while.
I feel like I've met them in real life if I've talked to them enough.
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User avatar #221 to #220 - banette (08/27/2012) [-]
Definitely.
I actually don't think my own FB friends ever respond to me, even when I go out of my way to talk to them, so I figure, what's the point?
They're boring anyways.
And you shouldn't have been punished for what some jerk did to your bike, but I'm sorry about that anyways.
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User avatar #223 to #222 - banette (08/28/2012) [-]
Yeah, oh well.
Moms gonna be moms.
And my holiday was better than most, where I pretty much sleep and do nothing. I finally did some things, went swimming almost every day (swimming is my main hobby), went to a couple of water parks, spent a lot of time with my dad and also got on the internet a lot.
I also made arrangements with my mom in July and we agreed that I could get a dog, and I think that was the highlight of my summer because I really have wanted a dog for a long time.
How about you?
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User avatar #226 to #224 - banette (09/05/2012) [-]
I'm not just saying this because I don't want to hurt your feelings, I really did not get a notification about your reply, and I tend to not look at my profile much unless looking at my items or seeing how many thumbs a comment got.
Or I could have gotten the notification, but it was among other notifications and I didn't see it. :( I am sorry.

It makes me feel powerful, since you're using all of your muscles, and I feel like I can finally put my legs to use (I'm one of those people with really strong legs but kind of useless or average arms). And it also makes me feel a little sexy as well, it's something about the way you have to move your body in the water, especially while diving (not as in plunging into the water, but swimming underneath the surface).
You have family from Malaysia? What are they like? Sorry about the depression though. :(
Also sorry about not getting the job, but I'm happy it didn't upset you too much to the point where you were just crippled and couldn't get back on your feet again.
Finding a job is difficult, unless it's an extremely ****** one (working at a fast food joint, gas station cashier, etc.).
Thanks! I'm pretty happy about it too.
I'm getting a Siberian Husky.
I've got a thing for big dogs, always have, and I want a robust, athletic and carefree dog that I can just swim and run with.
Plus I'm a naturally dominant person, it will be fun putting a stubborn dog like a Sibe to the test because they're difficult to train unless you show proper dominance.
I also like the feeling of being protected, although huskies aren't guard dogs, but their size would probably make some more ignorant people believe it could be a guard if it needed to be.
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User avatar #228 to #227 - banette (09/06/2012) [-]
Yeah, there's just so many more uses for legs. Running, walking, swimming, etc.
And the stuff you usually use your arms for doesn't require much strength, e.g. lifting average sized things, reaching for something, and so on. And although I love to be physically strong, I am not the type who would go to the gym just to lift some weights for more than at the most ten minutes. It's incredibly boring and I also hate being surrounded by the douchebags that practically live for looking "buff".
I'm sorry about your cousins leaving, I know how that is. I used to be very close to some of my cousins, but they lived quite some distance away, and so it was hard when it came time for them to leave/time for me to leave. However, over the years they got to be really jerky for who knows why, so I'm glad your cousins are still as nice to you as they were when you were kids. :)
I hope you get a job too! Good luck.

On Nintendogs, I would always have three Siberians, because back when I had the game my mom was not even willing to get a dog bigger than a Dandie Dinmont Terrier (which was the kind of dog we had) so I just used the game as a kind of way to "live my fantasy" of having a large dog.
Yes, I think they are a lovely breed too, they really fit my style of life (except for them having a thick coat of fur...I live in a very hot climate, but I do have air conditioning and live near a lake where he/she could swim when it got too hot).
Thank you! I take that as a complement. Talking to you, I got the sense that you are fairly social and a friendly person. I could be wrong, but that's what I sense.
I am not sure when I start college, I have been thinking about it lately but it's not really the main thing in my life right now.
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