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#44 - passiert nicht oft, dass man jemanden von daheim im Internet trifft ;D 09/23/2012 on Like a boss 0
#8 - Just saw this guy yesterday, he's pretty famous in my hometown…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2012 on Like a boss 0
User avatar #26 - topperharly (09/23/2012) [-]
bin auch ein nürnberger, wie klein die welt doch is xD
#44 - bananajoe (09/23/2012) [-]
passiert nicht oft, dass man jemanden von daheim im Internet trifft ;D
#22 - I think he wanted to say "suck my balls" in german … 09/02/2012 on Genius +6
#49 - Picture 08/29/2012 on My wallpaper +6
#25 - Picture 08/29/2012 on Content +14
#59 - Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong. …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2012 on Video Game Feels +19
User avatar #82 - deaththefudgekid (08/26/2012) [-]
"Might go somewhere sunny. Sit on beach, look at ocean, collect seashells." Jesus I loved Mordin :c
#12 - thanks :) 08/26/2012 on Bitches 0
#9 - can someone please explain to me what "bimbo" stands…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2012 on Bitches 0
User avatar #11 - kodex (08/26/2012) [-]
A bimbo is a stupid blonde...
#12 - bananajoe (08/26/2012) [-]
thanks :)
#92 - choose "let the wnba team win the championship" …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2012 on pick your poison +3
User avatar #120 - sublemon (08/24/2012) [-]
Fucking Genius.
#105 - nikki sixx supports this band and he and andy are good friends… 08/17/2012 on Metallica +2
#48 - *I personally like BVB I accidentally that sentence 08/16/2012 on Metallica 0
#46 - I personally BVB They are like Mötley Crüe + Kiss and b…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/16/2012 on Metallica +1
User avatar #53 - usernamecannotload (08/16/2012) [-]
But they don't sound anything like Motley Crue or Kiss so why would you say that?
User avatar #52 - puppyfood (08/16/2012) [-]
No. Don't even compare those fags to Motley Crue.
#105 - bananajoe (08/17/2012) [-]
nikki sixx supports this band and he and andy are good friends
thats why andy was called andy sixx for a long time
and you have to admit there are some similarities how they look: tight leather outfits, tons of make, weird hairstyles
I'm a big fan of mötley crüe too, I saw them live about a month ago together with slash (BVB was part of this tour but werent on that concert)
User avatar #90 - guitarfreakpaul (08/17/2012) [-]
you know andy biersack, formally andy sixx is a very close friend of nikki sixx. nikki sixx happens to tweet about bvbs music saying that they are pretty good.
#48 - bananajoe (08/16/2012) [-]
*I personally like BVB
I accidentally that sentence
#5 - "no self respect for themselves"? thats a job fo… 08/16/2012 on (1) Facebook +11
#3 - just watch this  [+] (36 new replies) 08/15/2012 on STAHP +28
User avatar #78 - prepareuranas (08/16/2012) [-]
i like watching his videos playing guitar, makes me feel better with myself
User avatar #28 - sasquatchjc (08/16/2012) [-]
it's a good thing the guitar wasn't plugged in
#23 - Visual (08/16/2012) [-]
User avatar #19 - mrgoodbunny (08/16/2012) [-]
What the fuck is he doing?
#16 - danihollywood (08/16/2012) [-]
damn it
#63 - anonymous (08/16/2012) [-]
wooahhh i replied to the bottom name on youtube a second ago and i hadnt even seen this yet till now
#14 - omgitztom (08/16/2012) [-]
#12 - grandterskrasao (08/16/2012) [-]
#13 - wakaflockfloka has deleted their comment.
User avatar #21 - leaffuckerson (08/16/2012) [-]
What...is that..?
#36 - anonymous (08/16/2012) [-]
When an animal gets killed like that (bullet to the head) their body goes into uncontrollable spasms or some shit.

I'm not 100% sure that 'exactly' what goes down, but basically the muscles are going all retarded as electrical impulses are hitting them which aren't being controlled by the brain as it's no longer alive. If you go to a slaughterhouse you see it all the time.

It lasts longer the larger the animal is, but I dunno why. Turkeys/Chickens probably only go for a couple of minutes, but a large pig or sheep'll probably give at least small inconsistent spasms for hours.
#40 - anonymous (08/16/2012) [-]
Source: Documentaries on slaughterhouses I've watched, and working as a slaughterer at a turkey farm around Christmas time.
User avatar #31 - snappywilliams (08/16/2012) [-]
Hello Ian
now everyone knows your name
User avatar #33 - leaffuckerson (08/16/2012) [-]
Hello John...

I dont care...
#34 - snappywilliams (08/16/2012) [-]
#35 - leaffuckerson (08/16/2012) [-]
#39 - snappywilliams (08/16/2012) [-]
OH YES I DID NIQQA
#41 - leaffuckerson (08/16/2012) [-]
#44 - snappywilliams (08/16/2012) [-]
Exactly 911$
#47 - leaffuckerson (08/16/2012) [-]
I VOLUNTEER.
#48 - snappywilliams (08/16/2012) [-]
#50 - leaffuckerson (08/16/2012) [-]
What was that last part?
#53 - snappywilliams (08/16/2012) [-]
DAMMIT JIHAD I said destroy the towers with the planes NOT Destroy the planes with towers.
#58 - leaffuckerson (08/16/2012) [-]
I'm sorry...Here in Russia. We do things, A bit Different.
#65 - snappywilliams (08/16/2012) [-]
#68 - leaffuckerson (08/16/2012) [-]
Let me Catch that Plane!
#72 - snappywilliams (08/16/2012) [-]
After looking at this thread i seriously think im getting a fucking awesome spot in hell.
#79 - snappywilliams (08/16/2012) [-]
Fuck we hit the maximum amount of purple lines.
#76 - leaffuckerson (08/16/2012) [-]
Never have.





Never Will...
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#10 - usernameistaken (08/15/2012) [-]
God I hate that shithead..
User avatar #8 - Noah (08/15/2012) [-]
...Wha-
HE'S NOT EVEN DOING IT RIGHT D:
User avatar #7 - ugnac (08/15/2012) [-]
Was he even playing it...?
User avatar #15 - godhatesusall (08/16/2012) [-]
He wasn't even plugged into an amp or PA
User avatar #6 - dgq (08/15/2012) [-]
What... why is he famous? Just why? Even deaf people don't like that garbage.
User avatar #4 - gobnick (08/15/2012) [-]
Ohgodwhy.jpg
#170 - legit as **** 07/22/2012 on Play the band name game +3
#7 - does anybody know what the original text was?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2012 on Car Crashes... 0
#8 - anonymous (07/21/2012) [-]
i believe it was k
#18 - Picture 07/03/2012 on NIGGA PLEASE +5
#13 - I think it's more like he doesn't need the help of god (like i… 06/14/2012 on that the bible doesn't want... +1
#27 - <- ashley ketchum 05/22/2012 on Pokemon Facts 3 +3
#55 - being blind must be real toph 05/18/2012 on Toph is Blind 2. +47
#749 - despite all their rage their background is still nicolas cage  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2012 on Jimmies Were Rustled +12
#755 - baconutella (05/03/2012) [-]
#753 - anonymous (05/03/2012) [-]
SO-MUCH-WIN Sir, get my thumb, too bad can't give you 10000
#19 - lost my **** at ANGRY COW  [+] (6 new replies) 04/29/2012 on DOGS N SHIT +56
#51 - MoneyShot (04/29/2012) [-]
i lost mine at Microwave and shit lol
#39 - iamjohngalt (04/29/2012) [-]
User avatar #112 - littlegilmour (04/29/2012) [-]
Am i wrong, or ateD is badly written?
My english is not great thing, but it sounds werid to me
User avatar #130 - ViXi (04/29/2012) [-]
Yeah its badly written, should be ate. But it's dog speak
User avatar #122 - personface (04/29/2012) [-]
It's intentionally misspelled. Good job catching it though, your english isn't bad!
#129 - littlegilmour (04/29/2012) [-]
LOL, now i get it.

#138 - reminded me of this  [+] (10 new replies) 04/29/2012 on I don't understand. . . +14
User avatar #162 - bigblackguy (04/29/2012) [-]
i love girls bravo, and that episode made me laugh so hard
User avatar #160 - mushkaa (04/29/2012) [-]
whats this from?
User avatar #163 - bigblackguy (04/29/2012) [-]
girls bravo, be forewarned its borderling hentai
User avatar #197 - mushkaa (04/29/2012) [-]
thanks. is it trap or just normal hetero?
User avatar #201 - bigblackguy (04/29/2012) [-]
nah bro, it's full on funny, the guy with the blue hair is the main character and the blonde guy is the bed part of the show
User avatar #204 - mushkaa (04/30/2012) [-]
haha cool mate. btw that would be the most awkward moment ever for that guy haha
User avatar #205 - bigblackguy (04/30/2012) [-]
watch it and you'll understand why it's even worse
User avatar #206 - mushkaa (04/30/2012) [-]
User avatar #209 - bigblackguy (04/30/2012) [-]
thank you sir.... that made me laugh more than most posts i have read here recently
User avatar #212 - mushkaa (04/30/2012) [-]
you most welcome. want some more funny stuff? i get tons of funny stuff from a diff website
#299 - scandinavia and the world thats the name of this comic …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2012 on Discover +1
User avatar #308 - safo (04/25/2012) [-]
thanks :)
#7 - hfw 04/12/2012 on Oh snap +25
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#6 - carsausage (05/22/2013) [-]
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