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Video Games Played: Dark Souls, Warframe, League of Legends, maybe something else
Interests: Too retarted to have any
Date Signed Up:11/30/2013
Last Login:9/25/2015
Location:Latvia
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War is peace
Love - hate
Truth - Lies
Ignorance is power!
/Drunk Punk (Translated)/

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#64 - Comment deleted 09/11/2015 on something cool is happening... 0
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#19 - I have the PC one only I'm poor . So, PM the info to e…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2015 on Dark Souls 0
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#20 - roxasftw (09/02/2015) [-]
Sure, PM your Skype, mine has a habit of never popping up for people
#17 - I have that. Though I will need to download DkS next thing tom…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/02/2015 on Dark Souls +1
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#18 - roxasftw (09/02/2015) [-]
Feck, forgot about that, I have it on PC as well, but I'd have to fix another CPU of mine, and switch the hardrive to a bigger case, the other CPU can run Dark Souls flawlessly, the one I'm on currently can not, I have it on PS3 though
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#19 - baltaismelnais (09/02/2015) [-]
I have the PC one only I'm poor . So, PM the info to each other?
User avatar
#20 - roxasftw (09/02/2015) [-]
Sure, PM your Skype, mine has a habit of never popping up for people
#15 - Dang, now I feel like playing DkS  [+] (5 new replies) 09/02/2015 on Dark Souls +1
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#16 - roxasftw (09/02/2015) [-]
You got Skype?
I would love to PVP you mate, that and or do a Run
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#17 - baltaismelnais (09/02/2015) [-]
I have that. Though I will need to download DkS next thing tommorow morning since I upgraded my Windows... Which leads to the question, you are on Ps, Xbox or PC?
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#18 - roxasftw (09/02/2015) [-]
Feck, forgot about that, I have it on PC as well, but I'd have to fix another CPU of mine, and switch the hardrive to a bigger case, the other CPU can run Dark Souls flawlessly, the one I'm on currently can not, I have it on PS3 though
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#19 - baltaismelnais (09/02/2015) [-]
I have the PC one only I'm poor . So, PM the info to each other?
User avatar
#20 - roxasftw (09/02/2015) [-]
Sure, PM your Skype, mine has a habit of never popping up for people
#13 - Reverse roll. That is the thing I tried to say the whole time.…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/02/2015 on Dark Souls +1
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#14 - roxasftw (09/02/2015) [-]
Nice, the most safe wake up action is Reverse Roll
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#15 - baltaismelnais (09/02/2015) [-]
Dang, now I feel like playing DkS
User avatar
#16 - roxasftw (09/02/2015) [-]
You got Skype?
I would love to PVP you mate, that and or do a Run
User avatar
#17 - baltaismelnais (09/02/2015) [-]
I have that. Though I will need to download DkS next thing tommorow morning since I upgraded my Windows... Which leads to the question, you are on Ps, Xbox or PC?
User avatar
#18 - roxasftw (09/02/2015) [-]
Feck, forgot about that, I have it on PC as well, but I'd have to fix another CPU of mine, and switch the hardrive to a bigger case, the other CPU can run Dark Souls flawlessly, the one I'm on currently can not, I have it on PS3 though
User avatar
#19 - baltaismelnais (09/02/2015) [-]
I have the PC one only I'm poor . So, PM the info to each other?
User avatar
#20 - roxasftw (09/02/2015) [-]
Sure, PM your Skype, mine has a habit of never popping up for people
#10 - One guy invaded me and handed my ass to me with the cool rolli…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/02/2015 on Dark Souls +1
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#12 - roxasftw (09/02/2015) [-]
*Reverse Roll on wake up and they can't get a wake up BS

Sorry
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#11 - roxasftw (09/02/2015) [-]
Nice, you know how to do a reverse roll?

If so, do it on wake up

E.G. getting BSed and put on the floor

Just Roll BS on wake up, and they can't get a wake up BS

This is taking into account you or your opponent isn't lagging like a mother fucker
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#13 - baltaismelnais (09/02/2015) [-]
Reverse roll. That is the thing I tried to say the whole time.

As for the wake up backstab and chainbackstabs, he taught me that as well
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#14 - roxasftw (09/02/2015) [-]
Nice, the most safe wake up action is Reverse Roll
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#15 - baltaismelnais (09/02/2015) [-]
Dang, now I feel like playing DkS
User avatar
#16 - roxasftw (09/02/2015) [-]
You got Skype?
I would love to PVP you mate, that and or do a Run
User avatar
#17 - baltaismelnais (09/02/2015) [-]
I have that. Though I will need to download DkS next thing tommorow morning since I upgraded my Windows... Which leads to the question, you are on Ps, Xbox or PC?
User avatar
#18 - roxasftw (09/02/2015) [-]
Feck, forgot about that, I have it on PC as well, but I'd have to fix another CPU of mine, and switch the hardrive to a bigger case, the other CPU can run Dark Souls flawlessly, the one I'm on currently can not, I have it on PS3 though
User avatar
#19 - baltaismelnais (09/02/2015) [-]
I have the PC one only I'm poor . So, PM the info to each other?
User avatar
#20 - roxasftw (09/02/2015) [-]
Sure, PM your Skype, mine has a habit of never popping up for people
#8 - Another day, another thing learnt. Gonna practise this later a…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/02/2015 on Dark Souls +1
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#9 - roxasftw (09/02/2015) [-]
Us it on Ultra GS, Wog Spam, Dark Bead Spam, here's a video to help a little

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LruOetWtc54

He's using Dark Wood Grain ring to make it looks like it's nothing, but it can be done on a Mid Roll
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#10 - baltaismelnais (09/02/2015) [-]
One guy invaded me and handed my ass to me with the cool rolling techs (Rolling forward sideways, rolling back forward) as well as BS canceling (Either both do a backstab or take no damage from a backstab). He handed my ass to me so many times I actually learned it all and had a win streak that day
User avatar
#12 - roxasftw (09/02/2015) [-]
*Reverse Roll on wake up and they can't get a wake up BS

Sorry
User avatar
#11 - roxasftw (09/02/2015) [-]
Nice, you know how to do a reverse roll?

If so, do it on wake up

E.G. getting BSed and put on the floor

Just Roll BS on wake up, and they can't get a wake up BS

This is taking into account you or your opponent isn't lagging like a mother fucker
User avatar
#13 - baltaismelnais (09/02/2015) [-]
Reverse roll. That is the thing I tried to say the whole time.

As for the wake up backstab and chainbackstabs, he taught me that as well
User avatar
#14 - roxasftw (09/02/2015) [-]
Nice, the most safe wake up action is Reverse Roll
User avatar
#15 - baltaismelnais (09/02/2015) [-]
Dang, now I feel like playing DkS
User avatar
#16 - roxasftw (09/02/2015) [-]
You got Skype?
I would love to PVP you mate, that and or do a Run
User avatar
#17 - baltaismelnais (09/02/2015) [-]
I have that. Though I will need to download DkS next thing tommorow morning since I upgraded my Windows... Which leads to the question, you are on Ps, Xbox or PC?
User avatar
#18 - roxasftw (09/02/2015) [-]
Feck, forgot about that, I have it on PC as well, but I'd have to fix another CPU of mine, and switch the hardrive to a bigger case, the other CPU can run Dark Souls flawlessly, the one I'm on currently can not, I have it on PS3 though
User avatar
#19 - baltaismelnais (09/02/2015) [-]
I have the PC one only I'm poor . So, PM the info to each other?
User avatar
#20 - roxasftw (09/02/2015) [-]
Sure, PM your Skype, mine has a habit of never popping up for people
#6 - I think so. You do mean to roll back forwards I engrish …  [+] (14 new replies) 09/02/2015 on Dark Souls +1
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#7 - roxasftw (09/02/2015) [-]
Nah

Unlock -> Roll past -> Hold back after the first roll -> R1 = BS
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#8 - baltaismelnais (09/02/2015) [-]
Another day, another thing learnt. Gonna practise this later and probobly never use it since I play honorfag style
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#9 - roxasftw (09/02/2015) [-]
Us it on Ultra GS, Wog Spam, Dark Bead Spam, here's a video to help a little

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LruOetWtc54

He's using Dark Wood Grain ring to make it looks like it's nothing, but it can be done on a Mid Roll
User avatar
#10 - baltaismelnais (09/02/2015) [-]
One guy invaded me and handed my ass to me with the cool rolling techs (Rolling forward sideways, rolling back forward) as well as BS canceling (Either both do a backstab or take no damage from a backstab). He handed my ass to me so many times I actually learned it all and had a win streak that day
User avatar
#12 - roxasftw (09/02/2015) [-]
*Reverse Roll on wake up and they can't get a wake up BS

Sorry
User avatar
#11 - roxasftw (09/02/2015) [-]
Nice, you know how to do a reverse roll?

If so, do it on wake up

E.G. getting BSed and put on the floor

Just Roll BS on wake up, and they can't get a wake up BS

This is taking into account you or your opponent isn't lagging like a mother fucker
User avatar
#13 - baltaismelnais (09/02/2015) [-]
Reverse roll. That is the thing I tried to say the whole time.

As for the wake up backstab and chainbackstabs, he taught me that as well
User avatar
#14 - roxasftw (09/02/2015) [-]
Nice, the most safe wake up action is Reverse Roll
User avatar
#15 - baltaismelnais (09/02/2015) [-]
Dang, now I feel like playing DkS
User avatar
#16 - roxasftw (09/02/2015) [-]
You got Skype?
I would love to PVP you mate, that and or do a Run
User avatar
#17 - baltaismelnais (09/02/2015) [-]
I have that. Though I will need to download DkS next thing tommorow morning since I upgraded my Windows... Which leads to the question, you are on Ps, Xbox or PC?
User avatar
#18 - roxasftw (09/02/2015) [-]
Feck, forgot about that, I have it on PC as well, but I'd have to fix another CPU of mine, and switch the hardrive to a bigger case, the other CPU can run Dark Souls flawlessly, the one I'm on currently can not, I have it on PS3 though
User avatar
#19 - baltaismelnais (09/02/2015) [-]
I have the PC one only I'm poor . So, PM the info to each other?
User avatar
#20 - roxasftw (09/02/2015) [-]
Sure, PM your Skype, mine has a habit of never popping up for people

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User avatar #32 - mohne (06/17/2015) [-]
hi bby i missed you
#11 - zealotgold (02/14/2015) [-]
thinking i would forget.
thinking i would forget.
#12 to #11 - baltaismelnais (02/14/2015) [-]
You monster
You monster
#14 to #13 - baltaismelnais (02/14/2015) [-]
You killed my last hope for V-Day man
#15 to #14 - zealotgold (02/14/2015) [-]
made sure i remembered and now ull know this day as the day it happened.
User avatar #16 to #15 - baltaismelnais (02/14/2015) [-]
I have lived to see many things. A crab a lobster fighting off a dog with a wooden spoon... A monkey ride a sheep into the heat of battle... Lonely weeaboos face sunlight because someone turned off the electricity... How a fat man drops on ice and breaks it... A weird old lady with green hair shouting at people like it's her last days to live... An odd accident of a person falling off the toilet and crapping on the floor... But you. You are the real monster
#17 to #16 - zealotgold (02/14/2015) [-]
i am the monster of the stickies, you fell for the trap and now you know evil and it will never leave you. i have planted the seed of corruption and you will soon turn like the others.
User avatar #18 to #17 - baltaismelnais (02/14/2015) [-]
You have failed with this target. I do not cry over the loss, I only anger and forgive. I have something else up my sleeve... BUTTLOADS OF BEER
#19 to #18 - zealotgold (02/14/2015) [-]
but the doubt is already in your mind. i already have done my job and will keep pushing it until even the beer will look like chocolate milk. you will remember all of this
User avatar #20 to #19 - baltaismelnais (02/14/2015) [-]
I already forgot
User avatar #21 to #20 - zealotgold (02/14/2015) [-]
oh no you haven't you will always remember!
User avatar #22 to #21 - baltaismelnais (02/14/2015) [-]
No, seriously, I forgot. This isn't a joke
#23 to #22 - zealotgold (02/14/2015) [-]
ill keep reminding you, and mostly it seemed to fit,
ill keep reminding you, and mostly it seemed to fit,
User avatar #24 to #23 - baltaismelnais (02/14/2015) [-]
This picture doesn't make sense to me anymore... Whelp, so much for long term memory
#25 to #24 - zealotgold (02/14/2015) [-]
gotta stop smoking that dank weed man
User avatar #26 to #25 - baltaismelnais (02/14/2015) [-]
I'm not sure it's just the weed. Might be V-Days special solo drinking sesions
User avatar #27 to #26 - zealotgold (02/14/2015) [-]
maybe, but hey just go for the whiskey and whats on ur mind?/ why?
User avatar #28 to #27 - baltaismelnais (02/14/2015) [-]
I'm out of whiskey for ever since the morning... Ironically, it was called Valentines. And what do you mean "what's on your mind/ why?"?
User avatar #29 to #28 - zealotgold (02/14/2015) [-]
lol cause most people drink on this day for a reason
User avatar #30 to #29 - baltaismelnais (02/14/2015) [-]
I don't have a reason and that's why I'm drinking. I wanna be drunk while I'm alone to pass time
User avatar #31 to #30 - zealotgold (02/14/2015) [-]
i respect it then, have a beer on me then
User avatar #10 - zzRedzz (02/03/2015) [-]
You know, like this
User avatar #5 - mohne (02/02/2015) [-]
User avatar #6 to #5 - baltaismelnais (02/02/2015) [-]
You didn't convinve me enough and tried to homo me
#7 to #6 - mohne (02/02/2015) [-]
there was no way to convince you, you didn't even let me caress your smooth loins
there was no way to convince you, you didn't even let me caress your smooth loins
User avatar #8 to #7 - baltaismelnais (02/02/2015) [-]
It's because you're being too much of a op, too fag for me
#9 to #8 - mohne (02/02/2015) [-]
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#2 to #1 - baltaismelnais (08/16/2014) [-]
C..Could you please not?
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