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ballisticmasacre Avatar Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Age: 19
Consoles Owned: PS3, PS2, Playstation, Gameboy Color, DS Lite, Super Nintendo
PSN: SacredAlliance
Date Signed Up:12/31/2010
Last Login:10/22/2014
Location:Florida
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#67 - That woman in the background laughing her ass off. 02/19/2014 on Best Kiss Cam +24
#17 - anon is butthurt  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2014 on How I feel when I get a... 0
#21 - anonymous (02/02/2014) [-]
I bet you didn't even know that Mihawk is alive
#15 - Chulululululu  [+] (7 new replies) 02/01/2014 on How I feel when I get a... +6
#16 - anonymous (02/01/2014) [-]
His laugh is Shulololololol

fucking ignoramus. I would fucking kill you if I saw you irl, just fucking end your life right fucking there. how the fuck could you fuck something SO SIMPLE UP? Man, fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck YOU
I'm sick and fucking tired of you fucking new fag ass white kids fucking shit posting constantly. Fucking Jesus Christ, I hope that Satan finds you and rapes your ass.
I bet you constantly spew homoerotic messages to your butt buddy dave all NIGHT LONG.
faggot
User avatar #131 - folkflunky (02/02/2014) [-]
Nigga chill.
User avatar #72 - hanabro (02/02/2014) [-]
The best part is that it's Shurorororo, not Shulololol.

It's Japanese, bro. No Ls.
#49 - cedarsacademy (02/02/2014) [-]
#20 - anomsssssss (02/02/2014) [-]
Zhulululululu
#17 - ballisticmasacre (02/01/2014) [-]
anon is butthurt
#21 - anonymous (02/02/2014) [-]
I bet you didn't even know that Mihawk is alive
#8 - Sometimes, when the **** is really intense, cloth…  [+] (15 new replies) 01/27/2014 on It kinda helps... +298
User avatar #201 - thisistheguy (01/28/2014) [-]
Those are the best shits, you're just like LET'S FUCKING DO THIS and rip off your shirt
User avatar #198 - lamadrama (01/28/2014) [-]
And you lift your hand, putting it on your stomach because of the intense shit going on when diarrhea. AND YOU RUB THAT BITCH and the stomach calms the fuck down as the more intense the rubbing is.
#187 - artyomthebadass (01/27/2014) [-]
Those times when it is like Sulphuric acid..
User avatar #174 - meierme (01/27/2014) [-]
i always take my shirt off when i shit but for the really intense ones, i strip down to what god gave me.
User avatar #113 - monkeybrains (01/27/2014) [-]
I always take my shirt off before I shit. Just feels better.
User avatar #98 - negativeone (01/27/2014) [-]
I can't remember the last time I took a shit with any article of clothing on...
User avatar #125 - douthit (01/27/2014) [-]
Yo
User avatar #111 - crimsonsunshine (01/27/2014) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #43 - onlyusemerage (01/27/2014) [-]
In all seriousness, I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DID THIS..
#56 - mcsquishin (01/27/2014) [-]
Me too. It takes a very special shit to get me to strip, but goddamn it's game on when that happens.
User avatar #138 - licestr (01/27/2014) [-]
I have 2 levels for it
level 1: take of glasses and put hands on eyes
Level 2: take off shirt and put hand on my head.
User avatar #139 - mcsquishin (01/27/2014) [-]
Theoretically speaking of course, what would you speculate level 3 entails.
#143 - licestr (01/27/2014) [-]
rip off my hair
#22 - superintrovert (01/27/2014) [-]
I always laugh at a good poop joke, good show.
#16 - talked (01/27/2014) [-]
#228 - ok 01/27/2014 on Faces of FJ +2
#5 - The fuuuck  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2013 on Whistle +1
User avatar #8 - minionofdolan (12/23/2013) [-]
U fuk meh
#9 - I have been looking for this anime for months. Now I can final… 12/19/2013 on not sure if giggidy +1
#79 - What I was expecting 12/16/2013 on DIYST +2
#193 - Picture 12/14/2013 on Tumblr 0
#191 - I'm feeling ballsy. 12/14/2013 on Tumblr 0

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User avatar #1 - joshlol, inventor of being lonely (10/26/2011) [-]
Thanks for add :)
User avatar #2 to #1 - ballisticmasacre (10/26/2011) [-]
Not a problem kind sir
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