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Date Signed Up:9/26/2011
Last Login:8/27/2014
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Level 126 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 127 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry
Total Comments Made:159
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#311 - That's because they know the consequences. Texas will fry your…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/21/2013 on America. It happens +3
User avatar #316 - jippoman (01/21/2013) [-]
are you seriously suggesting that before a criminal commits a crime he stops and thinks, "maybe jail isn't fun." If that was the case then Im sure the US would be crime free.
User avatar #408 - ballerking (01/21/2013) [-]
No. I said "fry". As in kill. So it doesn't matter if jail is "fun" or not. They know that they will pay and have no chance of seeing anything again. I did my senior paper on the Death Penalty. The statistics prove that it deters. I am not saying banning guns is the answer.
User avatar #319 - hydraetis (01/21/2013) [-]
Kennesaw Georgia: It's MANDATORY for every head of household to own and maintain a gun, and guess what goes on there? People going on rampages? Crazy wild-west shootouts? Nope.

25 years of ZERO murders of all kinds is what's going on over there.
#346 - anonymous (01/21/2013) [-]
population less the 30k. New Zealand, Australia has hundred of towns that size with zero murder rates.
I like the way the only decent footnotes in the wikipedia article point out that there was "a careful analysis of the data did not show that guns reduce crime" yet its only the most right wing properganda media touting it a success. Science vs blind beliefs. Walk away, no proof here.
User avatar #350 - hydraetis (01/21/2013) [-]
You know how the lack of gun crime is made up for there? Knives. And knives are far worse to be attacked with for two reasons = they hurt A LOT more, and are much harder to defend yourself against.
User avatar #362 - voxxyn (01/21/2013) [-]
lol? its much easier to block a knife attack than a bullet... and while a knife may be more painful a bullet will do much, much more damage
User avatar #373 - hydraetis (01/21/2013) [-]
lol? you can hit a gun anywhere. you can't hit the blade.

And no, knives do far more damage far more often in common crime.
#326 - anonymous (01/21/2013) [-]
I want to have the freedom to not own a gun and not have to be worried about getting shot if I go outside. Because, last time I checked I live in America and not in the Middle East where people have to fight for their lives everyday.
User avatar #335 - hydraetis (01/21/2013) [-]
.......I just said that there has been no murders with or with the use of firearms, and you're saying you'd be worried about getting shot?

Wtf is with your logic?
User avatar #334 - jippoman (01/21/2013) [-]
Thats what happens when ur president is middle-eastern
#3 - Yeah go Sharks!  [+] (13 new replies) 01/20/2013 on Raisor +3
#34 - bwyrick (01/20/2013) [-]
Fuckin right! Put out the Flames!
#58 - bladeboy (01/20/2013) [-]
No fuck you, flames masterrace
#60 - bwyrick (01/20/2013) [-]
Wrong Flames, sir. We're talking NHL, not AHL. Worcester isn't doing too bad either.
User avatar #99 - hipickausername (01/20/2013) [-]
That's the old Atlanta Flames of the NHL though.
User avatar #157 - bwyrick (01/20/2013) [-]
You are correct. I had thought that Calgary's AHL team was also called the flames and used the old Atlanta logo.
#61 - bladeboy (01/20/2013) [-]
That better?
#76 - bwyrick (01/20/2013) [-]
A bit, but they're still going to get chomped. Lol. At least you're another hockey fan. We may have our discrepancies in our favorite teams, but we share a common game. It's really the hockey haters we don't like. They couldn't understand us until they've opened their minds to see things our way. Good luck to you and your Flames this season. Hope to see you guys again soon.
User avatar #131 - bladeboy (01/20/2013) [-]
Good luck to the sharks as well.
User avatar #161 - bwyrick (01/21/2013) [-]
Great game. Kipper put on a good performance. Tuesday we're in Edmonton. Where/Who are you guys playing next?
User avatar #162 - bladeboy (01/21/2013) [-]
I didn't get to see it sadly, been doing my summatives. Were facing the ducks next, hopefully it can be the first win of the season.
User avatar #163 - bwyrick (01/21/2013) [-]
I wish you guys luck. Your guys goal came in the first on the power play by Stempniak. Honestly, they looked a bit tired in the second and third periods. Marleau notched 2, Havlat had one, and Boyle put one in on a 5 on 3 at the end of the 3rd.
#26 - TonyStrad (01/20/2013) [-]
lets go san jo
#18 - seaweedmonster (01/20/2013) [-]
#11 - lol Don't you? lol 01/17/2013 on weed -1
#106 - **ballerking rolls 83** 12/21/2012 on Not a good idea 0
#105 - That's because we ******* give them all away. I'm… 12/19/2012 on Damn Idaho -1
#199 - **ballerking rolled a random image posted in comment #85 at… 11/29/2012 on Yep, Definitely A Blonde -1
#198 - Comment deleted 11/29/2012 on Yep, Definitely A Blonde 0
#203 - Yes valid point. Except you forgot Earthquake would not effect…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2012 on Gay midget tentacle squid rape +3
User avatar #208 - grilled (11/13/2012) [-]
Well now Pokemon is a lot more technical, but this was my understanding when I played the games as a kid.
#148 - Comment deleted 09/17/2012 on Quads 0
#36 - hahaha It had to be. It got to the point where I was arguing w… 09/10/2012 on Oh, GTA -1
#23 - God damn it. That annoyed me so much on my first playthrough. …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/10/2012 on Oh, GTA +1
#38 - sladee (09/10/2012) [-]
get a seat cuz it's story time,

playing Sand Andreas failed atleast 20 times the mission i feel mad so i decide to play some multiplayermta san andreas find a server with a racing custom mode, full of ramps loops and crazy shit, play on that server for weeks, one day i loose internet connection so i decide to try out that mission, alredy on the woods tracks 3 guys left

shit shit shit,

somehow get to use one of the bridges supports as a ramp, land over the train and ride over them full of joy.

time to get smoke back home, riding the bike happily when i crash with a fucking truck, smoke flies away like a black-fat glorius bird full of bullshit to land infront a car wich will ride over him as soon as he tries to get up and finally killing him.

i never felt so much anger.

i may have some mistakes, sorry
User avatar #30 - Sagetwentyone (09/10/2012) [-]
5 times? more like 5000 times!! hahaha
User avatar #36 - ballerking (09/10/2012) [-]
hahaha It had to be. It got to the point where I was arguing with him with phrases that said, oh yeah? All you had to do was... etc. lol Great times though.
#77 - I feel that. I have to work Saturdays so Fridays don't even ma… 09/08/2012 on TGIF -1
#104 - Beautifully done. Laughed for almost a minute after this. 08/15/2012 on best advice my dad gave me +6
#537 - Dem eyes 07/17/2012 on I SAID GOD DAMN -1
#234 - yeah lol I realized I should of said, I can only give one of y… 07/07/2012 on Half Arm Wax -1
#190 - Bravo sirs. I am giving you both a hand.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2012 on Half Arm Wax +1
User avatar #232 - Amrx (07/06/2012) [-]
Technically just the one would be fine.....
User avatar #234 - ballerking (07/07/2012) [-]
yeah lol I realized I should of said, I can only give one of you a hand"
#76 - I love how everyone is arguing about their definition of hot w…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2012 on Just coke -1
#6586 - I thought I was screwed, but I suppose I can give my brass knu… 05/25/2012 on ZOMBIES 0
#6556 - **ballerking rolls 442**  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2012 on ZOMBIES 0
User avatar #6586 - ballerking (05/25/2012) [-]
I thought I was screwed, but I suppose I can give my brass knuckles to Chuck Norris. You'd think I would live longer than 9 months with him though.
#640 - I am really liking the gameplay. The only thing is the I have … 05/23/2012 on Eurofags win -1
#564 - playing now  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2012 on Eurofags win -1
#567 - anonymous (05/23/2012) [-]
How do you like it so far? Have any pros and cons?
User avatar #640 - ballerking (05/23/2012) [-]
I am really liking the gameplay. The only thing is the I have heard the story is weak. The beginning hooks you and then the story is supposed to disappear until near the end. I thought the opening was cool. Character customization is great. Lots of equipment and weapons to find. Weird thing is the capital city is kind of empty for a capital city. So I don't know what they were thinking on that. Anyway I am enjoying it overall. I hope the story is at least decent because RPG's should have a decent story.
#562 - That is a very aladeen comment. 05/23/2012 on Eurofags win -2
#286 - I guess me too. I don't really feel like one though. 05/10/2012 on Who r u? +1
#476 - Comment deleted 05/07/2012 on Avatar Movie WAT 0
#86 - Lol where the hell do you live? Minimum wage for me is $7.25. …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2012 on Ouch. +3
User avatar #112 - colossusshadow (05/05/2012) [-]
I just stated those are Canadian pennies.
So I'm talking about Canada.
Since everyone's saying this waitress with her 2 penny tip is making like 2-something an hour.
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