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bakkenmetbaard

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Consoles Owned: PC, PS1, Xbox, Xbox 360
Video Games Played: wow, RCT2, MW2
Interests: Ur mom
Date Signed Up:5/21/2012
Last Login:1/23/2015
Location:Netherlands
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#118 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2012 on Coke, mentos and condom +7
#119 - bakkenmetbaard (09/26/2012) [-]
#127 - rainbowtacos (09/26/2012) [-]
#47 - Picture 09/26/2012 on Quickest Death! +10
#133 - HFW 09/26/2012 on roommate starts looking at... +48
#225 - Picture 09/26/2012 on Hitler +3
#153 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 09/26/2012 on hybrid obesity +41
#169 - iclarinet (09/26/2012) [-]
eugh...so. much. fat.
#157 - klose (09/26/2012) [-]
I for once, am realy realy religious, pastafarian to be exact!
I once had an epiphany, and in the epiphany lord and saviour Flying spaghetti monster told me to eat more vegetables. And so till this day, I only eat vegetables!
Pic related.

'MURICA!!
User avatar #174 - wiljones (09/26/2012) [-]
the difference between the chruch of fsm and other religions is we have proof

www.venganza.org/category/sightings/
User avatar #313 - SnugglyWuggly (09/26/2012) [-]
Looks kinda like a wind chime!
#178 - klose (09/26/2012) [-]
Fellow pastafarian? May your journey of life be paved with pasta!
User avatar #243 - wiljones (09/26/2012) [-]
LET US BOW OUR HEADS AND PUT OUR HANDS IN THE TRADITIONAL PRAYER POSITION AS SHOWN IN THE PICTURE FOR THE NOODLE'S PRAYER
Our Pasta, who "Arghh" in the colander, Swallowed be thy sauce. Thy serving come, Thy strands be wrung, On forks as they are on spoons. Give us this day our garlic bread, And forgive us our starchiness, As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss, And lead us not into Kraft parmessan, But deliver us from Chef Boy-Ar-Dee, For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever. R'Amen.
#60 - I regret nothing. 09/25/2012 on First World Problem -3
#2 - Comment deleted 09/25/2012 on someone i look up to 0
#46 - Well the letters D I C and K, are close to C O N D and M. I me…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2012 on Here ya go. 0
#48 - isus (09/25/2012) [-]
I'm going to think twice before I fuck you.
#43 - Thats ofcourse an obvious typo  [+] (5 new replies) 09/25/2012 on Here ya go. +3
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User avatar #44 - isus (09/25/2012) [-]
That's not what a typo is.
#49 - fjanony (09/25/2012) [-]
<----This is what a typo is.
User avatar #46 - bakkenmetbaard (09/25/2012) [-]
Well the letters D I C and K, are close to C O N D and M. I mean..
Yeah, no, you're right. Im high. Fuck me
#48 - isus (09/25/2012) [-]
I'm going to think twice before I fuck you.
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#40 - Years of technological innovation Billions of dollars spen…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/25/2012 on Here ya go. -1
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#43 - bakkenmetbaard (09/25/2012) [-]
Thats ofcourse an obvious typo
#47 - ryderjamesbudde has deleted their comment.
User avatar #44 - isus (09/25/2012) [-]
That's not what a typo is.
#49 - fjanony (09/25/2012) [-]
<----This is what a typo is.
User avatar #46 - bakkenmetbaard (09/25/2012) [-]
Well the letters D I C and K, are close to C O N D and M. I mean..
Yeah, no, you're right. Im high. Fuck me
#48 - isus (09/25/2012) [-]
I'm going to think twice before I fuck you.
#54 - HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH COMBO BREAKER  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2012 on First World Problem -5
#60 - bakkenmetbaard (09/25/2012) [-]
I regret nothing.
#52 - Highfive for you 09/25/2012 on First World Problem +2
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#16 - HFW they start fighting. 09/25/2012 on Paper Towel Gangs On The... +12
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#37 - Scientists say OP like cock.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2012 on Research Shows +7
User avatar #45 - superunclesam (09/24/2012) [-]
It doesn't work if you post a real fact!
#24 - Do muslims even lift?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2012 on Muslims Drop 12 pounds +9
#43 - AreyouSerious (09/24/2012) [-]
Apparently.
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#22 - YFW  [+] (3 new replies) 09/24/2012 on I would love that too. +30
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#33 - rhinoplasty (09/24/2012) [-]
popping bitches in the chin
#26 - wisedrifter (09/24/2012) [-]
My girlfriend did that to me while i was driving and trying to feel her up. She elbowed me in the face, I swerved and almost hit a car. It was awesome.
#15 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 09/24/2012 on how to scare your stoner... +51
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#43 - whatugawkinat (09/24/2012) [-]
Those are my favorite...this "spiderman" guy looks just like me.
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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #127 - camperdude (10/08/2012) [-]
Sorry bro, someone was faster
User avatar #124 - ing (10/08/2012) [-]
You trading the demon imp?
User avatar #125 to #124 - bakkenmetbaard (10/08/2012) [-]
Depends on the offer.
User avatar #126 to #125 - ing (10/08/2012) [-]
Hmmm, I'll have to htink
User avatar #128 to #126 - bakkenmetbaard (10/08/2012) [-]
Any chance you can trade me 1 angelic ingot or 2 ores?
User avatar #129 to #128 - ing (10/08/2012) [-]
sure thang!
User avatar #119 - qwertyfuckerisback (10/08/2012) [-]
what would you like for 1 bat?
User avatar #121 to #119 - bakkenmetbaard (10/08/2012) [-]
Hmm, no idea. Could do with your ingots :P
User avatar #122 to #121 - qwertyfuckerisback (10/08/2012) [-]
hmm how many and of what kind?
User avatar #123 to #122 - bakkenmetbaard (10/08/2012) [-]
2 demonic, 1 angelic.
User avatar #118 - Zaxplab ONLINE (10/08/2012) [-]
Wanna exchange a thumbs up chest for a thumbs up key?
User avatar #120 to #118 - bakkenmetbaard (10/08/2012) [-]
just did, sorry.
User avatar #117 - kaldarvonlupo ONLINE (10/08/2012) [-]
not interested in pony stuff
User avatar #115 - antimedic (10/08/2012) [-]
very interested in crystal chest, wood key, iron key, normal imp, angelic and demon ingots, maybe we can work something out?:D
User avatar #116 to #115 - antimedic (10/08/2012) [-]
and slenderman
User avatar #108 - pffrad (10/08/2012) [-]
I want one of your normal bats. What do you want for it?
User avatar #101 - thecole ONLINE (10/08/2012) [-]
Can I buy as many rubies and gems as I can?
User avatar #104 to #101 - thecole ONLINE (10/08/2012) [-]
Sorry, when I say ruby I mean the triangle gem ones.
User avatar #103 to #102 - thecole ONLINE (10/08/2012) [-]
How many are you selling and is there an item you're particularly interested in?
User avatar #105 to #103 - bakkenmetbaard (10/08/2012) [-]
All of them.
1x Iron Chest.
1x Wooden Chest.
anything Angelic you wish to throw in.
User avatar #106 to #105 - thecole ONLINE (10/08/2012) [-]
I could throw in a few angelic ingots. That's for all of them? O.o
User avatar #109 to #106 - bakkenmetbaard (10/08/2012) [-]
Crap, i misread. Sorry, thought you only meant rubies.
User avatar #110 to #109 - thecole ONLINE (10/08/2012) [-]
That's ok. What would it take to buy all of them?
User avatar #111 to #110 - bakkenmetbaard (10/08/2012) [-]
Hmm, any key+chest combo's you'd like to get rid of?
User avatar #112 to #111 - thecole ONLINE (10/08/2012) [-]
I could spare an angelic key and chest and an iron key and chest.
User avatar #113 to #112 - bakkenmetbaard (10/08/2012) [-]
Deal then.
The reward from opening angelic chests is usually quite enough compensation for the loss of gems imo.
User avatar #114 to #113 - thecole ONLINE (10/08/2012) [-]
This is true. I'll send it.
User avatar #100 - labrys (10/08/2012) [-]
that should be more than enough
#94 - martydoom (10/05/2012) [-]
What would you give for this?
User avatar #95 to #94 - bakkenmetbaard (10/05/2012) [-]
Betta fish, demon, neon coral fish.
Name your price. Mostly interrested in those angelic ores to be honoust.
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User avatar #90 to #89 - bakkenmetbaard (10/05/2012) [-]
Anything for your angelic ores/ingots.
I'll give you those 3 and add some other rare stuff i've got.

I NEEED THEM BRO
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User avatar #92 to #91 - bakkenmetbaard (10/05/2012) [-]
Could you make it 2 angelic prettyplease? If not, i'll go with that :P
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User avatar #84 - Vegetaftfw (10/05/2012) [-]
Interested in your gems. Send trade for fiend parts?
User avatar #85 to #84 - bakkenmetbaard (10/05/2012) [-]
No thanks :P something other then fiend parts. Got too many of them and should change my advert.
User avatar #86 to #85 - Vegetaftfw (10/05/2012) [-]
Ah, okay. Is there anything else you want that I have dupes of?
User avatar #87 to #86 - bakkenmetbaard (10/05/2012) [-]
Anything Angelic :P
User avatar #88 to #87 - Vegetaftfw (10/05/2012) [-]
Mystery box? :)

If you want it send the trade, I'll take any type of gem in any form.
User avatar #96 to #88 - Vegetaftfw (10/05/2012) [-]
I'll take that as a no.
User avatar #77 - flaminggypsy (10/05/2012) [-]
What can I give you for 2 pony bones? (:
User avatar #78 to #77 - bakkenmetbaard (10/05/2012) [-]
hmm dat angelic chest :>
User avatar #79 to #78 - flaminggypsy (10/05/2012) [-]
I'll consider it lol, anything else tho?
User avatar #80 to #79 - bakkenmetbaard (10/05/2012) [-]
Your Angelic ingot and a sheep egg?
User avatar #81 to #80 - flaminggypsy (10/05/2012) [-]
perfect, send the trade (:
User avatar #82 to #81 - bakkenmetbaard (10/05/2012) [-]
Would you be okay with 9 angelic ore instead of the egg?
Im a whore for angelic ore ._.
User avatar #83 to #82 - flaminggypsy (10/05/2012) [-]
i already sent it ):

uhm sure, just decline the one i sent and send me a trade
User avatar #76 - iatedub (10/05/2012) [-]
Thank you bro!!!!!
User avatar #75 - martydoom (10/04/2012) [-]
sent you a trade for some disc-items you don't have :) you had atleast 2 of all the things I asked for in return :)
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User avatar #69 - coionel (10/04/2012) [-]
i'll trade you angelic ores for the corrupt soul and pony bones>
User avatar #71 to #70 - coionel (10/04/2012) [-]
is 15 fair?
User avatar #72 to #71 - bakkenmetbaard (10/04/2012) [-]
Eh, i've got to leave. Do the maths. Equallity in point-worth please.
User avatar #73 to #72 - coionel (10/04/2012) [-]
15 puts you on top so yea. i'll send it
User avatar #63 - antimedic (10/04/2012) [-]
im interested in your normal imp,slenderman, and bat, and currupt soul, lets make a trade?(:
User avatar #65 to #63 - bakkenmetbaard (10/04/2012) [-]
Just corrupt soul is something i'd like the trade. Also: Arent you looking for Pony tails?
I'll trade anything for an equal ammount (point-wise) in Angelic ores.
User avatar #68 to #65 - antimedic (10/04/2012) [-]
thats 1.2mil in angelic ores, for your 1.15mil in items
User avatar #66 to #65 - antimedic (10/04/2012) [-]
youll trade any item for equal amount of angelic ores?
User avatar #67 to #66 - bakkenmetbaard (10/04/2012) [-]
Equal ammount in points. And anything i've got dupe.
User avatar #64 to #63 - antimedic (10/04/2012) [-]
and beholder scroll
User avatar #58 - fantasticmrneko (10/04/2012) [-]
10 aquamarines for your pony bones?
User avatar #60 to #59 - fantasticmrneko (10/04/2012) [-]
I can complete you aquamarine gem, would you do it fro slendy?
User avatar #55 - kerns (10/04/2012) [-]
will you sell your open chest?
User avatar #57 to #55 - kerns (10/04/2012) [-]
oh okay :D
User avatar #56 to #55 - bakkenmetbaard (10/04/2012) [-]
Neh, collecting them myself actually :)
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