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| #130 - don't be sorry... shes bi and isn't afraid to share | 11/14/2015 on Halloween in Japan | -4 |
| #129 - No trick or treating... it's more of an adults holiday | 11/14/2015 on Halloween in Japan | 0 |
| #128 - So you're telling me that Shibuya is not part of japan? [+] (6 new replies) | 11/14/2015 on Halloween in Japan | 0 |
 Part, but nowhere near all of it. It is a tiny speck of it. It would be like showing a pic of Manhattan and saying "America has too many people for me!" It is like all that fake crap I hear about Japan. Japan is wacky, expensive, has small apartments, and so on... All totally wrong. #142 -
bakagaijin (11/14/2015) [-] And I 100% agree with you... but when you say "show me a picture of nyc" you would tend to show a picture of time square, Manhattan, not east Elmhurst, queens... picture how boring a picture would be if you asked me for a picture of tokyo and i showed you a picture of kuramae, tokyo #157 -
bakagaijin (11/14/2015) [-] Really? I should tell that to my post office and I should have alot of income tax reimbursement coming my way for paying nyc taxes in a city I don't live in.... (nyc is the 5 buroughs of Manhattan, bronx, brooklyn, Staten Island and queens I am aware of the legal designation of the boroughs. But when you say "New York City" it refers only to Manhattan. Even the Post Office knows that. Now, have you really lived in The City? Because NO ONE calls Queens "NYC". I mean no one. New Yorker here. "Halloween in Japan" is the name of your content. Not "Halloween in Kuramae, Tokyo". NEVER saw that shit during Halloween. Japanese people do not generally celebrate American holidays. And don't start with KFC day. That is just marketing. The only people that celebrate Halloween are rich little fucks whose parents think they will be rich businessmen in America when they grow up my students. Yes that is the work I did. And no I am not uploading my pumpkin costume I just think it stupid that there is this culture online that Japan is a crazy and wacky place, when 99% of the nation is boring as fuck. I like the boring there though. It is so relaxing. | ||
| #126 - That's my fiancè asshole.... [+] (28 new replies) | 11/14/2015 on Halloween in Japan | -1 |
| lol!!!! Sorry m8. Didn't know you were into the Sumo fetish... Of all the sexy small girls in Japan, you pick the fattest sushi roll there is??? Delicious. Is that what your fiancee eats? Wait. You said fiance? Is it a boy? Or is it fiancee? Is that really your fiance? I thought you were trolling. If it really is, then no offense. I am not really an asshole... #175 -
bakagaijin (11/14/2015) [-] Doesn't really matter what you think, I was honestly telling you this so you don't wind up marrying the one hot girl that pays attention to you and she divorces you while taking half your shit... but if that's your mentality, thwn do you and I wish you the best I apologized for misunderstanding you and you are going to be an ass about it? My wife is 100% loyal, and we have 5 kids together. Have nothing for here to take half of. And she would not even know how to leave me... #182 -
bakagaijin (11/14/2015) [-] Sorry for being an ass :/ but I get kinda defensive about her since people are kinda mean about that.... Understandable. I just really had no idea. So random really. I am a helpless romantic. If you guys are in love, that's great. Just really thought you were trolling. I will not post a pic of my wife here, but Japan still has that hatred for rural girls. So you might know what they think of them here. It is much worse. Here in the Philippines, she is considered ugly and every always asks if she is my servant.... And this while we are out with the kids. "Hey servant, where is the mother?" they will ask her. You probably don't get that much flack in Japan about being engaged to a thick girl... #190 -
bakagaijin (11/14/2015) [-] Not really... actually I'm surprised how many jap guys are into bigger girls.... I even saw a chubby kyabakura in kansai (she never worked there, she is a chef at a restaurant) but on the plus side, we have fun when we go out since you do have these guys trying to hit on her and she turns around and slaps a girls ass while winking at her....the jelousy on these guys eyes are to die for Well we fuck with all the sales ladies at the mall, which is certainly amusing. They are so jealous that a dark, simple provincial is married to a young, European that is not fat. And we have lots of kids now, so they know I am still loving my wife. Every night. The girls here in Manila are part European. Mostly from US soldiers and prostitutes being their grandparents. And they spend loads of money on skin bleach to try to look white. But most of us are not interested in that! Sadly, some probably just gossip "He should not be kissing his servant like that! What if his wife comes back and sees them!" Would love to take my family back to Japan. But all the eikaiwa scene is geared towards young kids teaching for a year and going back... Mandatory dorm housing, or 1R, etc. I am pretty much the most cultured Euro here... Kinda cool. Kinda sucks. I love Japan. But tried to move to Taiwan before, but found Hess to have retards in their HR and gave up... Tago Ng Tago. Always hiding. The Filipino concept of going abroad by any means necessary and run away to stay in the country illegally. It is deeply ingrained in the culture. A famous celebrity went to Canada to film a movie and ran away to clean toilets. lol It is not THAT bad here... maybe. Know any English gigs in Japan for old dudes? Well, 40ish. #204 -
bakagaijin (11/14/2015) [-] Lol, no... I don't really know any English teachers since most of my friends are japanese and don't even speak English (or minimal) and no, I'm not tnt, just stay for at most a week so I don't come anywhere near my 90 days.... besides, if I REALLY wanted to move perm to japan, I'll just get my job to sponsor a work visa or just marry my girl and apply for residency #210 -
bakagaijin (11/14/2015) [-] No... I think you misunderstood.... I have a house in chiba, but I live in NYC I did not misunderstand. You said: #143 "What part of tokyo do you live in? I have an apartment in Takashina, chiba " Now it is a house? And you live in NYC, but did not know that NYC only refers to Manhattan? Having my doubts... #215 -
bakagaijin (11/15/2015) [-]  I am from Upstate NY and "New York City" , The City, is Manhattan. The other boroughs are called by their respective names. Out side of NYS most people do not know that NY is a state. Even in America they think there is NYC and that is the whole state... So do you have a house in Chiba or an apartment? You pay then rent on the apartment and she pays the mortgage??? Do you have a house AND an apartment in Chiba? You said you have an apartment. Then a house. Then you said you pay the rent. But she pays the mortgage... Is your home/apartment stuck in some kind of space-time warp? #218 -
bakagaijin (11/15/2015) [-] Well, coming from a newyorker, whenever we are in the 5 boroughs, we call Manhattan "the city" and the other 4 boroughs are considered nyc... example: my friend texts me where I'm going and I would say I'm going to the city, if I say I'm going to NYC, he would look at me like I have a third head.... I have an apartment in a mansion in Takashina cho Fair enough. What I wouldn't give for some shitty snow weather tight now... Empty most of the year? Seems like a waste of rent. #145 -
bakagaijin (11/14/2015) [-] Beauty fades, personality does not... she's also my best friend going on 20 years all that matters is not how much recognition you get from everyone on how hot your girl is but how you feel when you wake up next to someone.... besides, all she needs to do is lose weight... its alot harder to un-ugly a shallow, arrogant, condescending personality My bad. I thought you were trolling. I picked the fatty out of a comp of 50 girls. How was I to know she was your fiancee? Most people here do not even post personal pics. Just re-post form other sites. No, it's all good. Who am I? Best friends and engaged. That's great. But 20 fucking years? Get on with it already! lol My wife is a Filipino. Grew up in a bamboo hut. Has less than perfect teeth... My best friend and Mother of my 5 boys and counting! There are literally thousands of girls here that beg to be with me daily. Quite a great deal look like models. My wife is much more simple than them. But she is still beautiful to me. I am certainly not a shallow person. Just thought you were trolling. Well come on and get married! You are not getting any younger. Japan has a child birth rate problem you need to work on. You are lucky you are in a nation that is easy for having kids.... | ||
| #125 - Tbf, my fiance thought that American guys would spit on their … [+] (1 new reply) | 11/14/2015 on Halloween in Japan | 0 |
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| #116 - I don't think that would stop holloween... it's been gaining s… | 11/14/2015 on Halloween in Japan | 0 |
| #70 - Was that yoyogi? | 11/14/2015 on Halloween in Japan | 0 |
| #134 - SHUT YOUR ******* MOUTH, DO YOU WANT TO OPEN THAT *… [+] (1 new reply) | 11/14/2015 on plan your weekend movie... | +2 |
| #68 - Look at lower post | 11/14/2015 on Halloween in Japan | 0 |
| #67 - Makeup bro | 11/14/2015 on Halloween in Japan | +3 |
| #65 - Japan can be really cheap or really expensive.... you can find… [+] (12 new replies) | 11/14/2015 on Halloween in Japan | +5 |
 >VIP clubs but if you're gaijin-- how the hell didn't you get in? Don't a huge chuck of places not even serve or communicate with you if you aren't 100% japanese? #205 -
bakagaijin (11/14/2015) [-]  **bakagaijin rolled image**2 words.... money talks.... besides, I have a decent network of japanese friends and alot of friends in the entertainment industry that I wouldnt need to fuss over minor details Neat. I'm planning a trip with my girlfriend this summer but between the two of us, staying for 3 weeks looks like it's gonna cost 6k-7k. Airfare OP #211 -
bakagaijin (11/14/2015) [-] At the bare minimum, 6k would definitely cover 2 weeks for both (including airfare) but that's staying in hostels and eating in their versions of diners and "going out" (bars and such) 2 nights a week... add on a few hundred bucks for souvenirs and such... I would recommend having a comfortable budget of 7k for 2 weeks and a 3k safety net... if done properly you'll actually go home with a little extra cash (like 4k including the safety fund) you can also save some cash by renting bikes (some hostels are free, others are like 5 bucks) because alot of money goes on train fare that couldve been avoided using bikes.... I recommend Sakura hostel in asakusa or nui hostel (nui is really cool, they have an impressive bar at the front desk) in kuramae... both are really close to temples and electric town (akihabara) Yeah we were planning on hostel jumping and such. I don't know if my girlfriend has the cardio to bike everywhere, but I definitely do, I assume theres places all over to leave a bike? If I wanted to go into a store, for example? Also, anything in particular you'd recommend for a young couple to see? #227 -
bakagaijin (11/16/2015) [-] Tokyo is pretty flat.... I'm overweight and a smoker and I didn't have a problem biking anywhere and it's probably the only metropolitan city that you can leave your bike unlocked on the side for hours on end and it won't get stolen (all you need is to lock up the back wheel) one of the reasons for this is because bikes must be registered (yes, you can get a parking ticket on a bike, arrested for biking drunk and get your bike impounded for illegal parking) I would definitely check out northern Kanto for the hot springs.. take a few days and climb/camp mt Fuji, check out roppongI (roppongi hills is basically a vertical bar strip) Shibuya (the big crosswalk that you see hundreds of people crossing... and the hachiko statue if you don't know who hachiko was, look it up and get the tissue box ready shinjuku (robot cafe... it's kinda pricy and cheesy but it's a MUST... robots, drums, music and over the top entertainment... it basically looks like what snorting coke and dropping acid feels like) yoyogi park (tokyo version of central park including street performers especially on sundays) Harajuku (tokyo version of St marks place) asakusa (sensoji temple) and Ueno park (tokyo zoo and the kitsune shrine.. it's a beautiful walk during Sakura blooms) also odaiba city is cool with the Gundam statue (1:1 replica) and baratie (one piece restaurant) and tokyo Disney land in chiba.... and if you can stretch your budget, take a shinkansen from tyo to osaka (Kyoto is one of the most awe inspiring and beautiful places in the world) and there's also universal studios in osaka with an attack on titan statue and Harry potter world.... if you want details on anything, just PM me and I'll try to answer to the best of my abilities  It's things like this that make me miss Japan. Tokyo is one of the most fun places in the world, and you can do it on a budget or you can go all out. I haven't gone as crazy as you with 30000, but I've easily had million yen weeks without trying. At the same time, I've had 10000 yen nights that were just as fun. On a side note, do you visit there often? #161 -
bakagaijin (11/14/2015) [-] I go maybe 2 or 3x a month,basically when I'm free for more than 2 days I'm on a flight to japan I'm up to 18x this year Lucky bastard. I miss it there every day. Ever been to Barbacoa? Or the EA Shooting bar? First is just great food, second you can get drinks and rent an air soft gun for in their little shooting range. Pretty fun. They have all kinds of different guns to play with #163 -
bakagaijin (11/14/2015) [-] EA shooting bar??? Jesus christ... i can picture their slogan now: alcohol and airsoft... what could possibly go wrong? Seriously man, check it out. www.shootingbar-ea.jp/ I had so much fun there. Every drink is named after a gun, and their "menu" consists of the guns and the drinks | ||
| #55 - In which picture? [+] (4 new replies) | 11/14/2015 on Halloween in Japan | 0 |
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anon (11/14/2015) [-] some japanese people can be sorta dark skinned not like blacks but just really tanned like some other pacific islanders. | ||
| #54 - **bakagaijin used "*roll picture*"** **bakagaijin rolled i… [+] (2 new replies) | 11/14/2015 on Halloween in Japan | +2 |
| #49 - **bakagaijin used "*roll picture*"** **bakagaijin rolled i… | 11/14/2015 on Halloween in Japan | -1 |
| #45 - Well, it's just different... American women are too agressive … [+] (21 new replies) | 11/14/2015 on Halloween in Japan | +16 |
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hongkonglongdong (11/14/2015) [-] Oh shit The influx of weebs has warped their view of westerners beyond all mending #125 -
bakagaijin (11/14/2015) [-] Tbf, my fiance thought that American guys would spit on their hands and rub ithem together to jerk off ala American pie style #56 -
anon (11/14/2015) [-] How much did it cost you to go and how long were you there? My and some buds were going to go and share living expenses for 1 month. #65 -
bakagaijin (11/14/2015) [-] Japan can be really cheap or really expensive.... you can find hostels for 20 bucks a night or hotels for 1000bucks a night... you can go from Narita to tokyo for 8 bucks or take the shinkansen for 130 bucks... you can spend 400bucks on a meal at a fancy restaurant, or you can spend about 6 bucks on literally the best Ramen you would ever have in your life.... you can spend 40 bucks on 2 ounces of scotch that would put the Scotland to shame or you can spend 25 bucks for all you can drink and sing in karaoke from 11pm to 5am.... I've done both and I gotta say that tokyo can fit almost any budget... I've spent 300 bucks in a week (tbh, i have a house and car in japan so that cut out alot of expense) and Ive spent 30,000 bucks in one week in japan (stayed in cerulean tower, ate at the most expensive restaurants and went to the most exclusive VIP clubs in roppongi ) all of this doesn't include airfare, of course >VIP clubs but if you're gaijin-- how the hell didn't you get in? Don't a huge chuck of places not even serve or communicate with you if you aren't 100% japanese? #205 -
bakagaijin (11/14/2015) [-] **bakagaijin rolled image**2 words.... money talks.... besides, I have a decent network of japanese friends and alot of friends in the entertainment industry that I wouldnt need to fuss over minor details Neat. I'm planning a trip with my girlfriend this summer but between the two of us, staying for 3 weeks looks like it's gonna cost 6k-7k. Airfare OP #211 -
bakagaijin (11/14/2015) [-] At the bare minimum, 6k would definitely cover 2 weeks for both (including airfare) but that's staying in hostels and eating in their versions of diners and "going out" (bars and such) 2 nights a week... add on a few hundred bucks for souvenirs and such... I would recommend having a comfortable budget of 7k for 2 weeks and a 3k safety net... if done properly you'll actually go home with a little extra cash (like 4k including the safety fund) you can also save some cash by renting bikes (some hostels are free, others are like 5 bucks) because alot of money goes on train fare that couldve been avoided using bikes.... I recommend Sakura hostel in asakusa or nui hostel (nui is really cool, they have an impressive bar at the front desk) in kuramae... both are really close to temples and electric town (akihabara) Yeah we were planning on hostel jumping and such. I don't know if my girlfriend has the cardio to bike everywhere, but I definitely do, I assume theres places all over to leave a bike? If I wanted to go into a store, for example? Also, anything in particular you'd recommend for a young couple to see? #227 -
bakagaijin (11/16/2015) [-] Tokyo is pretty flat.... I'm overweight and a smoker and I didn't have a problem biking anywhere and it's probably the only metropolitan city that you can leave your bike unlocked on the side for hours on end and it won't get stolen (all you need is to lock up the back wheel) one of the reasons for this is because bikes must be registered (yes, you can get a parking ticket on a bike, arrested for biking drunk and get your bike impounded for illegal parking) I would definitely check out northern Kanto for the hot springs.. take a few days and climb/camp mt Fuji, check out roppongI (roppongi hills is basically a vertical bar strip) Shibuya (the big crosswalk that you see hundreds of people crossing... and the hachiko statue if you don't know who hachiko was, look it up and get the tissue box ready shinjuku (robot cafe... it's kinda pricy and cheesy but it's a MUST... robots, drums, music and over the top entertainment... it basically looks like what snorting coke and dropping acid feels like) yoyogi park (tokyo version of central park including street performers especially on sundays) Harajuku (tokyo version of St marks place) asakusa (sensoji temple) and Ueno park (tokyo zoo and the kitsune shrine.. it's a beautiful walk during Sakura blooms) also odaiba city is cool with the Gundam statue (1:1 replica) and baratie (one piece restaurant) and tokyo Disney land in chiba.... and if you can stretch your budget, take a shinkansen from tyo to osaka (Kyoto is one of the most awe inspiring and beautiful places in the world) and there's also universal studios in osaka with an attack on titan statue and Harry potter world.... if you want details on anything, just PM me and I'll try to answer to the best of my abilities It's things like this that make me miss Japan. Tokyo is one of the most fun places in the world, and you can do it on a budget or you can go all out. I haven't gone as crazy as you with 30000, but I've easily had million yen weeks without trying. At the same time, I've had 10000 yen nights that were just as fun. On a side note, do you visit there often? #161 -
bakagaijin (11/14/2015) [-] I go maybe 2 or 3x a month,basically when I'm free for more than 2 days I'm on a flight to japan I'm up to 18x this year Lucky bastard. I miss it there every day. Ever been to Barbacoa? Or the EA Shooting bar? First is just great food, second you can get drinks and rent an air soft gun for in their little shooting range. Pretty fun. They have all kinds of different guns to play with #163 -
bakagaijin (11/14/2015) [-] EA shooting bar??? Jesus christ... i can picture their slogan now: alcohol and airsoft... what could possibly go wrong? Seriously man, check it out. www.shootingbar-ea.jp/ I had so much fun there. Every drink is named after a gun, and their "menu" consists of the guns and the drinks | ||
| #30 - ******* legendary roll | 11/14/2015 on Halloween in Japan | +3 |
| #22 - Thanks... I'm gonna post it here in hopes that my funnyjunk fa… [+] (1 new reply) | 11/13/2015 on Halloween in Japan | 0 |
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| #26 - **bakagaijin used "*roll picture*"** **bakagaijin rolled i… | 11/13/2015 on dad | 0 |
| #128 - I understood it as "you're either with me or you're again… | 11/13/2015 on SJW gets shut down. | 0 |
| #333 - **bakagaijin used "*roll picture*"** **bakagaijin rolled i… | 11/13/2015 on *roll* for admin's real face | 0 |
| #20 - Nah... it's more like a hobby... I'm planning on doing a YouTu… [+] (3 new replies) | 11/13/2015 on Halloween in Japan | 0 |
 sounds interesting, good luck with that gonna need a link for the youtube channel when you start with that #22 -
bakagaijin (11/13/2015) [-] Thanks... I'm gonna post it here in hopes that my funnyjunk family would support me with this.... finally found something that I love doing | ||
| #19 - Here's another one [+] (1 new reply) | 11/13/2015 on Halloween in Japan | +22 |
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| are you making money from it or is it more like a hobby ? either way, you got a friend request, i any other question occur im going to ask you #20 -
bakagaijin (11/13/2015) [-] Nah... it's more like a hobby... I'm planning on doing a YouTube series on different destinations around the world... kinda like no reservations meets booze traveler, I got my camera crew, producer, editor and PR rep... just need a good sound guy and a co-host (I might just do it solo though... can't find anyone that is free enough to do this consistently) sounds interesting, good luck with that gonna need a link for the youtube channel when you start with that #22 -
bakagaijin (11/13/2015) [-] Thanks... I'm gonna post it here in hopes that my funnyjunk family would support me with this.... finally found something that I love doing | ||
| #15 - What gave you that impression? | 11/13/2015 on Halloween in Japan | +11 |
| #14 - Is there any other way to do karaoke? karaoke in Japan h… [+] (7 new replies) | 11/13/2015 on Halloween in Japan | 0 |
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bakagaijin (11/13/2015) [-]  **bakagaijin rolled image**I'm kinda like an unofficial guide in Tokyo I live in NYC but I commute back and forth to japan (about every other week when I have more than 2 days off of work consecutively) so if you have any questions about chiba and tokyo, I'm your guy are you making money from it or is it more like a hobby ? either way, you got a friend request, i any other question occur im going to ask you #20 -
bakagaijin (11/13/2015) [-] Nah... it's more like a hobby... I'm planning on doing a YouTube series on different destinations around the world... kinda like no reservations meets booze traveler, I got my camera crew, producer, editor and PR rep... just need a good sound guy and a co-host (I might just do it solo though... can't find anyone that is free enough to do this consistently) sounds interesting, good luck with that gonna need a link for the youtube channel when you start with that #22 -
bakagaijin (11/13/2015) [-] Thanks... I'm gonna post it here in hopes that my funnyjunk family would support me with this.... finally found something that I love doing | ||
