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#45 - My question is: what were you guys doing together? 4 hours ago on That walk tho 0
#23 - klinky 4 hours ago on Chavs +11
#112 - Nah dude that's your line 4 hours ago on Harry Potter And The... 0
#45 - In the form of a cardboard with strips of shiny metal on it 9 hours ago on DYK Comp #16 +1
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User avatar #110 - magicexplain (4 hours ago) [-]
In his defense its magic he doesn't have to explain shit
User avatar #112 - badmonkey (4 hours ago) [-]
Nah dude that's your line
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K then.
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that's called a QR code
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In the form of a cardboard with strips of shiny metal on it
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#36 to #35 - badmonkey ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Gratias
Gratias
User avatar #11 - timmity ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
You're one of the reasons people hate bronies.
User avatar #33 to #11 - badmonkey ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
Now that's the start of another argument: Why not end a bad relationship? Since you're feeling abused then I would not consider it a committed relationship, thus invalid for definition of cheating. If you are able to be ******* someone else without your abusive partner knowing then it is quite possible you can find some elaborate way to end the relationship without hurting yourself, for example moving or getting the police involved
User avatar #34 to #33 - timmity ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
hm
User avatar #12 to #11 - badmonkey ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
I hardly display any sign to the fandom on unrelated content. If you are referring to the display picture I assume you would have to know the show pretty well to recognize Gummy as a character in MLP, and in that case, you shouldn't be bothered by it, it isn't even a ******* pony.
User avatar #13 to #12 - timmity ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
It's not that, it's the way you act, you are so stereotypicly neckbeard
User avatar #14 to #13 - badmonkey ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
Can you please elaborate on what you mean by "the way I act"?
User avatar #15 to #14 - timmity ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
whiteknighting, "bad experiances" with girls ect. It sounds like a stereotypical nechbeard.
User avatar #16 to #15 - badmonkey ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
Whiteknighting? Are you sure you know what you're talking about?
User avatar #17 to #16 - timmity ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
saying cheating makes someone inhuman.
User avatar #18 to #17 - badmonkey ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
Cheating is immoral in every way and if your behavior is socially unacceptable in a human society then you might as well not be considered one.
And wtf does that have to do with whiteknighting anyways?
User avatar #19 to #18 - timmity ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
how is it unnacceptable? If you don't use birth controll, yeah it makes sense, but with it, immoral? are you ******* retarded? and you just did, in the same comment about how are you doing a certain thing?!
#20 to #19 - badmonkey ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
Wow someone needs a lesson on moral values, or English.
Possibly both.
Cheating is being disloyal in anyway to your partner and ******* someone else is definitely one way. Now unless you live in ******* ******************************* , it is frowned upon by society.
If English isn't your first language please find someone who is fluent in both English and your mother tongue. I have a hard time trying to decipher your poorly constructed sentences. Also would you please tell me what you think whiteknighting means? Because mfw
User avatar #21 to #20 - timmity ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
I'm finding it difficult to argue with you for the simple fact you can't understand another dialect of english. You dumb ******* ****
User avatar #22 to #21 - badmonkey ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
**** grammar- oh I'm just using a different dialect
User avatar #24 to #22 - timmity ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
also, ad hominem
#25 to #24 - badmonkey ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
Funny thing you would say that, I genuinely could not understand what the **** was going on, I ask, you avoid answering and accuse me of ad hominem
User avatar #26 to #25 - timmity ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
that is perfectly legible unless you're ******* stupid, I was saying, "you just did", self explainitory, "in the same comment" again, self explainitory, "about how" I see where you can get confused, but it's pretty clear still, as in your comment was about how you were doing an action, about how you did it, I'll put that whole sentence simply if you really can't figure it out. You just did, and you did that in the same comment you were whiteknighting. As in you whietknighted, saying cheating is unnacceptable and immoral in polite society, it may be socialy frowned but it is in no way immoral, you're pushing your morality on others seemingly for the approval of some third party. I answered your question, you didint understand it so you attacked me for my grammar without really replying, therefore attacking my characteristics rather than my argument, as in trying to nullify my argument because of that charactaristic, AD MONINEM
User avatar #27 to #26 - badmonkey ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
How could someone reply to you if they had no clue what the **** you just said? That sentence fragment still makes no sense whatsoever, how ever you interpret it.
Back to the topic.
The third party in this case would be society itself and my point is: if you cannot conform to it, you're better off hanging out with zebras or some **** . I'm not trying to gain approval, it is just that most human beings who understand what cheating is will think you're a piece of **** for doing it. If you don't agree, feel free to do a survey or something but when the majority frown upon it, it is safe to say that within the concept of morality held by said society, it is immoral.
Now aside from whether it is moral or not, would cheating upset the person you're in a relationship with? If yes and you would still do it then it just means that you do not care for the feelings of your partner, that in itself makes you a **** person in my book. If not, then it probably should not be considered cheating and this argument is vain. Although I myself would question the presence of love in such relationships it is not of my concerns.
User avatar #28 to #27 - timmity ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
Now you're making sense. except that sentence I made was perfectly legible . But i still dissagree that it is immoral, what if it was a sexually open relationship, or if someone was too scared to end a relationship, mabye they were being abused in said relationship and needed escape? Under regular circumstances, it could be considered immoral as it hurts more people in more ways than it helps, but there are some circumstances that it could be an acceptable thing to do.
User avatar #29 to #28 - badmonkey ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
I would say you're being captious and just end this but there is one major flaw in your argument and that is: sex isn't something indispensable. Is it immoral to kill puppies and drink their blood? Under normal circumstances yes, ******* crazy too. But if you're stranded in a desert and about to die of dehydration then probably not so. However that logic is hardly applicable when it comes to cheating. Open relationship? You both agree to that, cross that out. Scared to end a relationship? Of what? Abused? You'd probably get abused more if the person finds out so why not just leave? None of that you're just horny? Your hands are looking pretty sexy. All in all I just don't think there is a sensible situation where cheating could be justified.
User avatar #30 to #29 - timmity ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
oh god you just explained how my argument is valid but obvious then proceeded to state that it doesn't exist...
User avatar #31 to #30 - badmonkey ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
What? So you're saying having sex with someone else is comparable to necessities for survival?
User avatar #32 to #31 - timmity ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
No I'm just saying that if you're sexually standed in an abusive relationship and you know they'll **** you up if you end it, cheating doesent seem so bad now does it?
User avatar #23 to #22 - timmity ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
It's not **** . How else can i explain it, the only other thing that could be the reason you think my grammar is **** other than me using english with an irish dialect is... you being a ******* retard
#9 - dalgaard (12/13/2013) [-]
That was sweet bro. Love it.
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User avatar #6 - biggrand (04/08/2012) [-]
i heard that you were buthurt.
User avatar #7 to #9 - badmonkey ONLINE (04/09/2012) [-]
Yes that's because I love being ********** without lube
#3 - hotdong (03/18/2012) [-]
In other words, this is what I was trying to say.
Had a lot to drink on this special day so I couldn't really write what i was saying.

User avatar #4 to #6 - badmonkey ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
Tip #1: Never comment on the internet when you're intoxicated
Tip #2: You should read the note relative to where the clef is drawn
User avatar #5 to #7 - hotdong (03/18/2012) [-]
I play tuba, I just happen to know treble clef from piano as a kid.
Too used to seeing F written without a line under it so my brain immediately assumed typo.
I wasn't trying to make you look dumb or anything.
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2ND COMMENT VIRGINITY TAKEN!
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