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Age: 113
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Consoles Owned: PS3, Xbox 360, Ds lite, PC.
Video Games Played: Assassin's Creed, Final Fantasy, Dishonored, etc.
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Interests: Homestuck, MLP, Video games, lazing about.
Date Signed Up:4/18/2011
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#139 - I just use gloves for it. Or some skin-colored paint. I'll do …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2012 on Tattoo Locations +1
User avatar #141 - ilieksheep (12/17/2012) [-]
haha, fair enough. I couldn't get away with gloves in work and I couldn't paint over it every day, but then I'm just a lazy shite.
User avatar #143 - baconrider (12/17/2012) [-]
Damn.
#136 - Kickass. 12/17/2012 on Tattoo Locations +1
#135 - Well, ask around. Trying painting it on first. And see how it …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2012 on Tattoo Locations 0
#138 - lazyvoltage (12/17/2012) [-]
Sure. Thanks for the tips mate, I'll check it out.
User avatar #140 - baconrider (12/17/2012) [-]
No problem.
#132 - Same hand and everything. Trying to assemble a full cosplay to…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/17/2012 on Tattoo Locations +1
User avatar #137 - ilieksheep (12/17/2012) [-]
Yeah, fair play man, have to post pics of the cosplay :P
If I ever did have any tattoos they'd have to be somewhere like my shoulder or the top of my arm, be problematic getting a better job than my current one with something on my hand, aha.
User avatar #139 - baconrider (12/17/2012) [-]
I just use gloves for it. Or some skin-colored paint. I'll do that when I finish it.
User avatar #141 - ilieksheep (12/17/2012) [-]
haha, fair enough. I couldn't get away with gloves in work and I couldn't paint over it every day, but then I'm just a lazy shite.
User avatar #143 - baconrider (12/17/2012) [-]
Damn.
#129 - If you want the other, get the other. Tattoos are like badges.…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/17/2012 on Tattoo Locations +1
#133 - lazyvoltage (12/17/2012) [-]
I guess I would like to I guess, as Jack in the game has it on both arms, but I've seen people with one on both arms and it looked kinda weird..
User avatar #135 - baconrider (12/17/2012) [-]
Well, ask around. Trying painting it on first. And see how it looks. Or get some non-permanent ink and take it to a tattoo artist. Decide if you would like it or not.
#138 - lazyvoltage (12/17/2012) [-]
Sure. Thanks for the tips mate, I'll check it out.
User avatar #140 - baconrider (12/17/2012) [-]
No problem.
#124 - Would help a bro. But all my cameras are shot to hell. Got it …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/17/2012 on Tattoo Locations +1
#127 - lazyvoltage (12/17/2012) [-]
Also, I have the chain tattoo on only one hand but considering getting one on the other, but again, fearing it might look weird.
Any tips?
User avatar #129 - baconrider (12/17/2012) [-]
If you want the other, get the other. Tattoos are like badges. Wear them proudly. Unless they are just beyond fucked up. That's really my advice.
#133 - lazyvoltage (12/17/2012) [-]
I guess I would like to I guess, as Jack in the game has it on both arms, but I've seen people with one on both arms and it looked kinda weird..
User avatar #135 - baconrider (12/17/2012) [-]
Well, ask around. Trying painting it on first. And see how it looks. Or get some non-permanent ink and take it to a tattoo artist. Decide if you would like it or not.
#138 - lazyvoltage (12/17/2012) [-]
Sure. Thanks for the tips mate, I'll check it out.
User avatar #140 - baconrider (12/17/2012) [-]
No problem.
#118 - Thank you. Also, small grammatical tip. When using that form o… 12/17/2012 on Tattoo Locations 0
#113 - Indeed. 12/17/2012 on Tattoo Locations +1
#109 - That's a hand. A close up, obviously.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/17/2012 on Tattoo Locations 0
User avatar #111 - User (12/17/2012) [-]
I was not sure... I have never seen so man moles on a hand.

I am guessing it is your and I left out that I hate words on hands indifferent about miscellaneous images.
User avatar #115 - User (12/17/2012) [-]
*many
User avatar #113 - baconrider (12/17/2012) [-]
Indeed.
#105 - I dunno.  [+] (31 new replies) 12/17/2012 on Tattoo Locations +11
User avatar #134 - assassinskater (12/17/2012) [-]
I'm getting that on my hand like corvo
#136 - baconrider (12/17/2012) [-]
Kickass.
User avatar #131 - ilieksheep (12/17/2012) [-]
You got that on the back of your hand like Corvo does in game? Pretty good man.
I don't want any tattoos but if I ever did get one I'd be tempted to get this.
User avatar #132 - baconrider (12/17/2012) [-]
Same hand and everything. Trying to assemble a full cosplay too. I like it. Though, I have to cover it up whenever I go to work or visit relatives.
User avatar #137 - ilieksheep (12/17/2012) [-]
Yeah, fair play man, have to post pics of the cosplay :P
If I ever did have any tattoos they'd have to be somewhere like my shoulder or the top of my arm, be problematic getting a better job than my current one with something on my hand, aha.
User avatar #139 - baconrider (12/17/2012) [-]
I just use gloves for it. Or some skin-colored paint. I'll do that when I finish it.
User avatar #141 - ilieksheep (12/17/2012) [-]
haha, fair enough. I couldn't get away with gloves in work and I couldn't paint over it every day, but then I'm just a lazy shite.
User avatar #143 - baconrider (12/17/2012) [-]
Damn.
#121 - lazyvoltage (12/17/2012) [-]
Is that yours? If so could we get an image that's not so close up?
I'm considering getting one and would like to know how it would normally look.
Also hoping it won't look weird in conjunction with my Bioshock tattoo.
pic not mine
#167 - milkDidMyBodyGood (12/17/2012) [-]
User avatar #188 - User (12/17/2012) [-]
Wow, I like.
#172 - lazyvoltage (12/17/2012) [-]
Considered getting

A MAN CHOSES
A SLAVE OBEYS

too, but I came to the conclusion that it would only be over-explaining it.
User avatar #189 - milkDidMyBodyGood (12/17/2012) [-]
haha alright man
#191 - lazyvoltage (12/17/2012) [-]
Also, is that you? 'Cause if so, nice.
User avatar #216 - milkDidMyBodyGood (12/18/2012) [-]
nah im sorry man i wish though :(
#176 - lazyvoltage (12/17/2012) [-]
Even considered getting WOULD YOU KINDLY along my arm, but again, too much.
Pluss, too visible.
User avatar #124 - baconrider (12/17/2012) [-]
Would help a bro. But all my cameras are shot to hell. Got it a couple days before release of the game. So, she took a picture of it when I got home. And considering that the Jack's chains are just on the inner wrist, it probably wouldn't.
#127 - lazyvoltage (12/17/2012) [-]
Also, I have the chain tattoo on only one hand but considering getting one on the other, but again, fearing it might look weird.
Any tips?
User avatar #129 - baconrider (12/17/2012) [-]
If you want the other, get the other. Tattoos are like badges. Wear them proudly. Unless they are just beyond fucked up. That's really my advice.
#133 - lazyvoltage (12/17/2012) [-]
I guess I would like to I guess, as Jack in the game has it on both arms, but I've seen people with one on both arms and it looked kinda weird..
User avatar #135 - baconrider (12/17/2012) [-]
Well, ask around. Trying painting it on first. And see how it looks. Or get some non-permanent ink and take it to a tattoo artist. Decide if you would like it or not.
#138 - lazyvoltage (12/17/2012) [-]
Sure. Thanks for the tips mate, I'll check it out.
User avatar #140 - baconrider (12/17/2012) [-]
No problem.
#119 - lazyvoltage has deleted their comment.
#112 - jdbbx (12/17/2012) [-]
If that is your's, you rock.
User avatar #118 - baconrider (12/17/2012) [-]
Thank you. Also, small grammatical tip. When using that form of "Your", you don't need to use an Apostrophe. Only say "Yours." I don't mean to offend with this tip.
User avatar #107 - User (12/17/2012) [-]
Is the hand or you are just showing me a tattoo?
User avatar #109 - baconrider (12/17/2012) [-]
That's a hand. A close up, obviously.
User avatar #111 - User (12/17/2012) [-]
I was not sure... I have never seen so man moles on a hand.

I am guessing it is your and I left out that I hate words on hands indifferent about miscellaneous images.
User avatar #115 - User (12/17/2012) [-]
*many
User avatar #113 - baconrider (12/17/2012) [-]
Indeed.
#34 - Everything. 12/17/2012 on Genius or not? -7
#181 - Comment deleted 12/17/2012 on The only acceptable repost 0
#13 - I like how I don't care about it being fake and that I just wa… 12/16/2012 on Field cannot be empty 0
#6 - Are you ******* mental? 12/16/2012 on 1direction +9
#8 - I like how the fence follows it.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2012 on Field cannot be empty +1
User avatar #11 - plainarcane (12/16/2012) [-]
I like how it's a fake picture.
User avatar #13 - baconrider (12/16/2012) [-]
I like how I don't care about it being fake and that I just want to acknowledge the miraculous whimsy that it truly is.
#21 - I actually had Lobster for the first time today. Disgusting, s… 12/16/2012 on New Iphones Old People 0
#14 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. 12/16/2012 on 2nd best thing to do at night. +1
#257 - Agreed. 12/16/2012 on How I view PewDiePie fans 0
#59 - Been the scourge of many others too. But holy **** … 12/15/2012 on Faith in humanity +1 0
#68 - Am I the only one with my set of fingerprints? 12/15/2012 on Am i the only one? 0
#46 - Gravekeeper's.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2012 on Faith in humanity +1 0
#51 - rigariga (12/15/2012) [-]
Your deck has been the scourge of me for oh so long :p
User avatar #59 - baconrider (12/15/2012) [-]
Been the scourge of many others too. But holy fuck. Dark Worlds kick the ever-living shit outta me.
#620 - **** .  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2012 on Urban guide : Headphones +2
User avatar #623 - benjaminbutton (12/15/2012) [-]
Yea, and there Aviators are nice too. They do make good quality headphones
#619 - I think he means just the name makes it better, in the eyes of… 12/15/2012 on Urban guide : Headphones 0
#615 - ***** .  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2012 on Urban guide : Headphones +1
#655 - anonymous (12/15/2012) [-]
Niggalas Cage
#608 - Anything > Skullcandy. Pieces of **** brok…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/15/2012 on Urban guide : Headphones +4
User avatar #618 - benjaminbutton (12/15/2012) [-]
They have a lifetime warranty though
User avatar #620 - baconrider (12/15/2012) [-]
Fuck.
User avatar #623 - benjaminbutton (12/15/2012) [-]
Yea, and there Aviators are nice too. They do make good quality headphones

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