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baconrider

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Gender: male
Age: 114
Date Signed Up:4/18/2011
Last Login:11/17/2014
Location:Over the Rainbow
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 615 total,  717 ,  102
Comment Thumbs: 1317 total,  1607 ,  290
Content Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 61 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 62 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 14% (14/100)
Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:7
Content Views:49863
Times Content Favorited:1 times
Total Comments Made:649
FJ Points:2280
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latest user's comments

#792 - 1. I'm not a large water dwelling mammal from Africa. Where'd … 02/08/2013 on Like a boss -1
#83 - A time lord is a wonderful thing! A wonderful thing is a t…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2013 on That is seriously NOT okay +21
#105 - warzon (02/06/2013) [-]
That is not okay.
#53 - IF YE HAD ONE CHANCE TAH CHANGE YE MIND. WOODJA. 01/26/2013 on normal teenage stuff 0
#51 - HERESY. 01/26/2013 on normal teenage stuff 0
#38 - Boron. 01/26/2013 on b in a nutshell +4
#47 - I'm not really big on chocolate. Lemon Skittles though.... ***… 01/26/2013 on normal teenage stuff -1
#44 - Skittles are the ****, bro.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2013 on normal teenage stuff 0
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#46 - Marker (01/26/2013) [-]
They're good, but not quite M&M level. Chocolate will always win.
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#47 - baconrider (01/26/2013) [-]
I'm not really big on chocolate. Lemon Skittles though.... Shit is just orgasmic.
#20 - yes..  [+] (3 new replies) 01/26/2013 on Ricky Bobby 0
#30 - schveer (01/26/2013) [-]
well it wasn't!
#34 - derpbuddytwo (01/26/2013) [-]
THE PROPHESY FORGOT TO MENTION THIS DAY, WHEN I KNOCKED YOUR ASS BACK TO "GANDALF THE GREY"!
CHECK YOUR STATUS, THEY CALL ME "HEADMASTER" YOU'RE NOTHING! NICE STAFF, YOU COMPENSATING FOR SOMETHING?
I PREFER THE COMPANY OF WIZARDS AND I'M PROUD OF IT, YOU TRY TO WIN YOUR BATTLES WITH TWO FAT HOBBITS! YOU THINK YOUR HAIRY-TOED FRIENDS ARE GONNA HARM ME? WAIT'LL THEY GET A TASTE OF DUMBLEDORE'S ARMY!
#46 - schveer (01/26/2013) [-]
Do not take me for some conjuror of cheap tricks
I don’t give a Fawkes about your Order of Phoenix
I’ll tie a new knot in your beard with your wrinkly balls
For I am the one rapper to rule them all
#15 - But if it was One Direction, how could they have gone There An…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/26/2013 on Ricky Bobby +4
#19 - sasquatchmaniaman (01/26/2013) [-]
#20 - baconrider (01/26/2013) [-]
yes..
#30 - schveer (01/26/2013) [-]
well it wasn't!
#34 - derpbuddytwo (01/26/2013) [-]
THE PROPHESY FORGOT TO MENTION THIS DAY, WHEN I KNOCKED YOUR ASS BACK TO "GANDALF THE GREY"!
CHECK YOUR STATUS, THEY CALL ME "HEADMASTER" YOU'RE NOTHING! NICE STAFF, YOU COMPENSATING FOR SOMETHING?
I PREFER THE COMPANY OF WIZARDS AND I'M PROUD OF IT, YOU TRY TO WIN YOUR BATTLES WITH TWO FAT HOBBITS! YOU THINK YOUR HAIRY-TOED FRIENDS ARE GONNA HARM ME? WAIT'LL THEY GET A TASTE OF DUMBLEDORE'S ARMY!
#46 - schveer (01/26/2013) [-]
Do not take me for some conjuror of cheap tricks
I don’t give a Fawkes about your Order of Phoenix
I’ll tie a new knot in your beard with your wrinkly balls
For I am the one rapper to rule them all
#90 - Leather gloves.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2013 on Best Suicide +2
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#93 - theannoyingFJguy (01/26/2013) [-]
ooh
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