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Age: 112
Steam Profile: Saint_Ivalice
Consoles Owned: PS3, Xbox 360, Ds lite, PC.
Video Games Played: Assassin's Creed, Final Fantasy, Dishonored, etc.
PSN: SpadesBard
Interests: Homestuck, MLP, Video games, lazing about.
Date Signed Up:4/18/2011
Last Login:10/18/2014
Location:Over the Rainbow
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#42 - This show gave me meat-based nightmares. 03/30/2013 on This show 0
#30 - I will get a ladder. Or someone to lift me up, I guess. 03/30/2013 on Things that boys do +5
#28 - It is a painful existence. 03/30/2013 on Things that boys do 0
#27 - I will shove my hobbit foot so far up your ass.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/30/2013 on Things that boys do +28
User avatar #121 - ICEDgrunge (03/31/2013) [-]
Calm down there, Napoleon.
User avatar #133 - baconrider (03/31/2013) [-]
Shut up and get me out of exile, asshat.
#29 - marlkarxthethird (03/30/2013) [-]
Well, you can't shove it THAT far up my ass.

You know.

Because of how short you are.




(PS "hobbit foot" had me in stitches)
User avatar #30 - baconrider (03/30/2013) [-]
I will get a ladder. Or someone to lift me up, I guess.
#24 - 19.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/30/2013 on Things that boys do 0
#26 - yowhatsup (03/30/2013) [-]
I feel that feel somehow
User avatar #28 - baconrider (03/30/2013) [-]
It is a painful existence.
#22 - I'm 5'2. Let that sink in for a bit. Feel my pain and fury.  [+] (25 new replies) 03/30/2013 on Things that boys do +67
User avatar #109 - icytime (03/31/2013) [-]
Woah, I'm 5'11 and 16, how does it feel, and how is everyday life? Are people shitheads?

Not even being mean or anything I'm actually curious.
User avatar #135 - baconrider (03/31/2013) [-]
Not really, but I hate having to look up at people alot of the time. And being mistaken for a 14 year old.
#98 - xxlopikedxx (03/31/2013) [-]
5'0 reporting in
#91 - lordgonorrhea (03/31/2013) [-]
Don't worry. Liking taller guys doesn't mean you won't date a guy who's maybe shorter.
I bet you have plenty things to like other than your hight. And besides, not every girl liked tall boys.
#92 - lordgonorrhea (03/31/2013) [-]
wait what kind of fucking sentence was that?
*Liking taller guys doesn't mean we won't date a guy who's maybe shorter.
#70 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/30/2013) [-]
But how old are you
User avatar #71 - baconrider (03/30/2013) [-]
I am 19.
#74 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/30/2013) [-]
6'1 15 year old reporting in
User avatar #55 - octaviano (03/30/2013) [-]
Holy fuck, I know a 13 year old that's 5'5.
Sorry, bro.
User avatar #57 - baconrider (03/30/2013) [-]
I just flipped my computer so hard it hibernated on me.
#93 - skybluetroll (03/31/2013) [-]
Im 16 tomorrow, and 5' 6"

Man, you must have a Short temper if you get made fun of.
User avatar #60 - octaviano (03/30/2013) [-]
What if it was me?
User avatar #63 - baconrider (03/30/2013) [-]
I will throw you into Mt. Doom like Frodo did the ring.
(I can make so many Hobbit jokes about myself.)
User avatar #65 - octaviano (03/30/2013) [-]
Not before I spit ontop of your head.
(I suddenly feel much more amused, and It's right past midnight. To bed with giggles!)
User avatar #68 - baconrider (03/30/2013) [-]
The Dwarves call me the Robber.
Because I will fuckin' rob your blood from your body.
#25 - marlkarxthethird (03/30/2013) [-]
6'4" Master Race
User avatar #27 - baconrider (03/30/2013) [-]
I will shove my hobbit foot so far up your ass.
User avatar #121 - ICEDgrunge (03/31/2013) [-]
Calm down there, Napoleon.
User avatar #133 - baconrider (03/31/2013) [-]
Shut up and get me out of exile, asshat.
#29 - marlkarxthethird (03/30/2013) [-]
Well, you can't shove it THAT far up my ass.

You know.

Because of how short you are.




(PS "hobbit foot" had me in stitches)
User avatar #30 - baconrider (03/30/2013) [-]
I will get a ladder. Or someone to lift me up, I guess.
#23 - yowhatsup (03/30/2013) [-]
woah, how old are you?
User avatar #24 - baconrider (03/30/2013) [-]
19.
#26 - yowhatsup (03/30/2013) [-]
I feel that feel somehow
User avatar #28 - baconrider (03/30/2013) [-]
It is a painful existence.
#59 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 03/30/2013 on University Story +8
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#145 - Everybody's posting Katawa Shouja and I'm just here. ( I …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/19/2013 on Good guy /b/ ?!?! +3
#160 - scramf (03/19/2013) [-]
I know the feel. Seems like everyone hates Homestuck for some reason.

Thumb for you.
#178 - fefeta (03/19/2013) [-]
I don't know why most people hate Homestuck but I'm leaving this here
#185 - scramf (03/19/2013) [-]
WELL GOOD NEWS! IF YOU LOOK UNDER YOUR SEAT, I AM GIVING YOU ALL THE GIFT OF SIGHT!

NOW YOU CAN SEE!
AND YOU CAN SEE!
ALL OF YOU CAN SEEEEEEEEEE!!!
#187 - fefeta (03/19/2013) [-]
god bless
#186 - scramf (03/19/2013) [-]
#107 - Veja du 03/14/2013 on Chicago Sounds a lot like GTA 0
#101 - Vuja de.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2013 on Chicago Sounds a lot like GTA 0
#104 - triggathepirate (03/14/2013) [-]
jàdu ve?
User avatar #107 - baconrider (03/14/2013) [-]
Veja du
#86 - Nope. It's a true story.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/13/2013 on Chicago Sounds a lot like GTA 0
#87 - triggathepirate (03/13/2013) [-]
You sure? it seems awfully...Damn is there even a word for this sensation?
User avatar #101 - baconrider (03/14/2013) [-]
Vuja de.
#104 - triggathepirate (03/14/2013) [-]
jàdu ve?
User avatar #107 - baconrider (03/14/2013) [-]
Veja du
User avatar #94 - dengekisushi (03/13/2013) [-]
Déjà vu?
#84 - I was born there. I also nearly got shot there. Bullet zipped …  [+] (7 new replies) 03/13/2013 on Chicago Sounds a lot like GTA 0
#85 - triggathepirate (03/13/2013) [-]
Is this some sort of quote? It seems like a reference to something...
User avatar #86 - baconrider (03/13/2013) [-]
Nope. It's a true story.
#87 - triggathepirate (03/13/2013) [-]
You sure? it seems awfully...Damn is there even a word for this sensation?
User avatar #101 - baconrider (03/14/2013) [-]
Vuja de.
#104 - triggathepirate (03/14/2013) [-]
jàdu ve?
User avatar #107 - baconrider (03/14/2013) [-]
Veja du
User avatar #94 - dengekisushi (03/13/2013) [-]
Déjà vu?
#51 - You know there's a Faygo tracker on the official site, right? 03/10/2013 on Waitress 0
#46 - Come on guys. We know who the real winner of the soda war is...  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2013 on Waitress -1
User avatar #48 - cocorosie (03/10/2013) [-]
When I first moved from Michigan to Nevada I didn't know there was any other kind of soda. I miss Faygo..
User avatar #51 - baconrider (03/10/2013) [-]
You know there's a Faygo tracker on the official site, right?
#124 - Where do you find such a miraculous product? 03/10/2013 on Knight 0
#114 - So why don't you quit yer bitchin'  [+] (4 new replies) 03/10/2013 on Knight +2
User avatar #122 - mindsculptorjace (03/10/2013) [-]
My trigger finger no longer itches, thanks to Gold Bond Medication Lotion!
User avatar #124 - baconrider (03/10/2013) [-]
Where do you find such a miraculous product?
User avatar #120 - bigmacintoshh (03/10/2013) [-]
my trigger finger's itchin'
User avatar #140 - taquitogir (03/10/2013) [-]
WHOO WON!
WHOO'S NEXT
YOU DECIDE!!!!

EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!
#18 - NOT TONIGHT YOU DON'T. 03/08/2013 on Ultimate concealed weapon +2
#36 - Funnyjunk- Baconrider Youtube- CarcinoGeneration 03/08/2013 on One of the funnier comment... +1
#178 - I am as smooth as a cat's tongue. 03/07/2013 on Yoga +1
#152 - **baconrider rolled user spojalec ** **** I F… 03/07/2013 on Yoga 0
#151 - Hey bby.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2013 on Yoga 0
User avatar #152 - baconrider (03/07/2013) [-]
**baconrider rolled user spojalec ** FUCK I FORGOT THE ROLL
#183 - It's still his choice if he feels he wants to wear such a thing.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2013 on Tumblr -1
User avatar #184 - lordmoldywart (03/03/2013) [-]
Well it's not gonna be anyone else's choice is it....unless someone behind the camera has a gun pointed at him

Don't take away from the fact it's wrong
#180 - If it's seen as wrong, I don't really care. Clothes are clothe…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/01/2013 on Tumblr -1
#182 - lordmoldywart (03/01/2013) [-]
Just pieces of fabric....

.......stitched together....
User avatar #183 - baconrider (03/03/2013) [-]
It's still his choice if he feels he wants to wear such a thing.
User avatar #184 - lordmoldywart (03/03/2013) [-]
Well it's not gonna be anyone else's choice is it....unless someone behind the camera has a gun pointed at him

Don't take away from the fact it's wrong
#107 - I have never seen this Elizabeth or her blog. Don't bothe… 03/01/2013 on The Tables -1
#178 - If I don't wanna look at him, I can turn my head. He can choos…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/01/2013 on Tumblr -1
User avatar #179 - lordmoldywart (03/01/2013) [-]
It's seen as weird and disgusting, as opposed to a girl wearing jeans/t-shirt
User avatar #180 - baconrider (03/01/2013) [-]
If it's seen as wrong, I don't really care. Clothes are clothes. And clothes are simply pieces of fabric stitched together.
#182 - lordmoldywart (03/01/2013) [-]
Just pieces of fabric....

.......stitched together....
User avatar #183 - baconrider (03/03/2013) [-]
It's still his choice if he feels he wants to wear such a thing.
User avatar #184 - lordmoldywart (03/03/2013) [-]
Well it's not gonna be anyone else's choice is it....unless someone behind the camera has a gun pointed at him

Don't take away from the fact it's wrong

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