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Date Signed Up:11/28/2010
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latest user's comments

#304 - welll.... sex?  [+] (28 new replies) 04/09/2012 on New trainer. +52
#313 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
#318 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
there's a picture.
User avatar #322 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
I can see nipples!

I'm telling uncle dolan...
#328 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
i wouldn't do that if i were you. because then you may greet some of my minions
User avatar #330 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
I was kidding, besides, you need me now. I summoned you. Remember?
#332 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
fuck... you had to bring that up.... . wht did you summon me mortal?
User avatar #342 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Oh, you know. Just wanted a bit of a chit chat. Oh, also, I want OP to not suffer an eternity of cockslaps, because he's a pretty cool guy.

Also, I'd like to make an agreement with you. Let's say, you help me get into power, and I'll do what you want. I can be your Anti-Christ if you'd like.
User avatar #344 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
i can do all except the last part, because u must be born of a jackal for me to accept u for that

User avatar #345 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Well, we're in luck then!
#348 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
good! this will work out perfectly. now to rise to power you must first bring me the blood of uncle dolan. and for it you will receive this armor
User avatar #352 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Well, he actually donated blood last week, I was the one who took his blood. So that's perfect!
#405 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
then you must bring the blood to me in the 8th circle. i will be waiting.. watch for my guard.
User avatar #408 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Would the portal to Hell happen to be in Houston? Because it's been super hot as of late, and the other day we had a blood red moon...
User avatar #410 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
no actually its under D.C... thats where all the hot air comes from
User avatar #1168 - baconnator (04/11/2012) [-]
i never said that happened its just im kinda ashamed of it...
User avatar #1165 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
So, you're saying you didn't have the most horrifying and strangely sexy night after getting drunk late at night, and you and Cthulhu didn't have sex and then Cthulhu didn't just put the embryo in Snooki's "mother"?

Man, apparently everything I've learned is lies.
User avatar #1164 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
we got drunk one night and thought of the idea of snooki and thats how that happened.

User avatar #1162 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
Oh, I thought that was Cthulu's doing. Or did he just come up with the idea of Jersey Shore?
User avatar #1161 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
ehh ive done worse. i mean snooki had to come from somewhere right?
#1159 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
I think that's going a bit far...
User avatar #1158 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
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no that was my doing. who else do you think could be so evil? also i made these 2 create nyan cat.
#1157 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
Oh, I thought uncle dolan did that... I've been living a lie!
User avatar #1126 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
ehhh i've punished people worse. i mean who do you think created anon to punish the bad with their dumbass evil?
User avatar #984 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
I don't know Lu... that might be a bit much... don't you think?
User avatar #624 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
not even that was a fitting punishment for him.... he is now anon's lacky.
User avatar #609 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
I see. Yeah, he can take OP's cock slaps.
User avatar #426 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
yes those were all Tim's fault... hes literally got fired
User avatar #417 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Ohhh, I see. I guess that's where the ideas for SOPA, PIPA, and CISPA came from...
#239 - good good, wife wont stop bitching though saying "you nee…  [+] (30 new replies) 04/09/2012 on New trainer. +104
User avatar #295 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Oh, you know... just trollin'. You know, just part of the job. But yeah, wives, what are they good for other than bitchin'?
User avatar #304 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
welll.... sex?
#313 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
#318 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
there's a picture.
User avatar #322 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
I can see nipples!

I'm telling uncle dolan...
#328 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
i wouldn't do that if i were you. because then you may greet some of my minions
User avatar #330 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
I was kidding, besides, you need me now. I summoned you. Remember?
#332 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
fuck... you had to bring that up.... . wht did you summon me mortal?
User avatar #342 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Oh, you know. Just wanted a bit of a chit chat. Oh, also, I want OP to not suffer an eternity of cockslaps, because he's a pretty cool guy.

Also, I'd like to make an agreement with you. Let's say, you help me get into power, and I'll do what you want. I can be your Anti-Christ if you'd like.
User avatar #344 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
i can do all except the last part, because u must be born of a jackal for me to accept u for that

User avatar #345 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Well, we're in luck then!
#348 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
good! this will work out perfectly. now to rise to power you must first bring me the blood of uncle dolan. and for it you will receive this armor
User avatar #352 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Well, he actually donated blood last week, I was the one who took his blood. So that's perfect!
#405 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
then you must bring the blood to me in the 8th circle. i will be waiting.. watch for my guard.
User avatar #408 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Would the portal to Hell happen to be in Houston? Because it's been super hot as of late, and the other day we had a blood red moon...
User avatar #410 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
no actually its under D.C... thats where all the hot air comes from
User avatar #1168 - baconnator (04/11/2012) [-]
i never said that happened its just im kinda ashamed of it...
User avatar #1165 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
So, you're saying you didn't have the most horrifying and strangely sexy night after getting drunk late at night, and you and Cthulhu didn't have sex and then Cthulhu didn't just put the embryo in Snooki's "mother"?

Man, apparently everything I've learned is lies.
User avatar #1164 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
we got drunk one night and thought of the idea of snooki and thats how that happened.

User avatar #1162 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
Oh, I thought that was Cthulu's doing. Or did he just come up with the idea of Jersey Shore?
User avatar #1161 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
ehh ive done worse. i mean snooki had to come from somewhere right?
#1159 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
I think that's going a bit far...
User avatar #1158 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
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no that was my doing. who else do you think could be so evil? also i made these 2 create nyan cat.
#1157 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
Oh, I thought uncle dolan did that... I've been living a lie!
User avatar #1126 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
ehhh i've punished people worse. i mean who do you think created anon to punish the bad with their dumbass evil?
User avatar #984 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
I don't know Lu... that might be a bit much... don't you think?
User avatar #624 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
not even that was a fitting punishment for him.... he is now anon's lacky.
User avatar #609 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
I see. Yeah, he can take OP's cock slaps.
User avatar #426 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
yes those were all Tim's fault... hes literally got fired
User avatar #417 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Ohhh, I see. I guess that's where the ideas for SOPA, PIPA, and CISPA came from...
#92 - this pleases me  [+] (39 new replies) 04/09/2012 on New trainer. +293
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#411 - boredomavenger (04/09/2012) [-]
gif related?
User avatar #419 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Lu, calm down bro.
User avatar #412 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
very related
#404 - ravenofnevermore (04/09/2012) [-]
w-why, h-hello satan
User avatar #269 - instict (04/09/2012) [-]
Diablo, is it really you?
#98 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Glad to hear it Lucifer! How's the wife and kids?
#239 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
good good, wife wont stop bitching though saying "you need to take over earth quicker" and all that. how about you?
User avatar #295 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Oh, you know... just trollin'. You know, just part of the job. But yeah, wives, what are they good for other than bitchin'?
User avatar #304 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
welll.... sex?
#313 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
#318 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
there's a picture.
User avatar #322 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
I can see nipples!

I'm telling uncle dolan...
#328 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
i wouldn't do that if i were you. because then you may greet some of my minions
User avatar #330 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
I was kidding, besides, you need me now. I summoned you. Remember?
#332 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
fuck... you had to bring that up.... . wht did you summon me mortal?
User avatar #342 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Oh, you know. Just wanted a bit of a chit chat. Oh, also, I want OP to not suffer an eternity of cockslaps, because he's a pretty cool guy.

Also, I'd like to make an agreement with you. Let's say, you help me get into power, and I'll do what you want. I can be your Anti-Christ if you'd like.
User avatar #344 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
i can do all except the last part, because u must be born of a jackal for me to accept u for that

User avatar #345 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Well, we're in luck then!
#348 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
good! this will work out perfectly. now to rise to power you must first bring me the blood of uncle dolan. and for it you will receive this armor
User avatar #352 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Well, he actually donated blood last week, I was the one who took his blood. So that's perfect!
#405 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
then you must bring the blood to me in the 8th circle. i will be waiting.. watch for my guard.
User avatar #408 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Would the portal to Hell happen to be in Houston? Because it's been super hot as of late, and the other day we had a blood red moon...
User avatar #410 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
no actually its under D.C... thats where all the hot air comes from
User avatar #1168 - baconnator (04/11/2012) [-]
i never said that happened its just im kinda ashamed of it...
User avatar #1165 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
So, you're saying you didn't have the most horrifying and strangely sexy night after getting drunk late at night, and you and Cthulhu didn't have sex and then Cthulhu didn't just put the embryo in Snooki's "mother"?

Man, apparently everything I've learned is lies.
User avatar #1164 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
we got drunk one night and thought of the idea of snooki and thats how that happened.

User avatar #1162 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
Oh, I thought that was Cthulu's doing. Or did he just come up with the idea of Jersey Shore?
User avatar #1161 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
ehh ive done worse. i mean snooki had to come from somewhere right?
#1159 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
I think that's going a bit far...
User avatar #1158 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
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no that was my doing. who else do you think could be so evil? also i made these 2 create nyan cat.
#1157 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
Oh, I thought uncle dolan did that... I've been living a lie!
User avatar #1126 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
ehhh i've punished people worse. i mean who do you think created anon to punish the bad with their dumbass evil?
User avatar #984 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
I don't know Lu... that might be a bit much... don't you think?
User avatar #624 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
not even that was a fitting punishment for him.... he is now anon's lacky.
User avatar #609 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
I see. Yeah, he can take OP's cock slaps.
User avatar #426 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
yes those were all Tim's fault... hes literally got fired
User avatar #417 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Ohhh, I see. I guess that's where the ideas for SOPA, PIPA, and CISPA came from...
#81 - its ok we will get him in his dreams 04/08/2012 on Wise Words +7
#511 - **baconnator rolled a random image posted in comment #346713… 04/08/2012 on Ridiculously Photogenic Jesus 0
#1 - i dont always watch porn, but when i do, it's for the storyline. 04/08/2012 on title +18
#14 - forever alone i am 04/04/2012 on Hollywood +1
#41 - i still have these 0.o 04/04/2012 on only 90's kids... 0
#164 - Picture 04/03/2012 on Homework 0
#195 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2012 on first red thumb +26
#200 - pokemanaphy Comment deleted by baconnator
#831 - Picture 04/03/2012 on Girls, girls, girls +2
#371 - **baconnator rolls 04** Trayvon, skittles lover, white peop… 03/30/2012 on Pornhub logic -3
#84 - yep i guess so 03/29/2012 on If you know what I mean ;) 0
#57 - mfw when she spelled ALBUMS wrong and that she said he has 18 … 03/29/2012 on I have a Penis!! :P -1
#61 - **baconnator rolls 002** Herpes 03/29/2012 on The Giving Tree 0
#641 - **baconnator rolls 52** not gonna get 88 i am 03/29/2012 on DeLorean +1
#636 - **baconnator rolls 72** how fast i was going 03/29/2012 on DeLorean 0
#414 - it is done  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2012 on prof. oak 0
User avatar #440 - remilia (03/28/2012) [-]
PICZ PLZ

xD
#241 - dubs name my sudeudo  [+] (17 new replies) 03/28/2012 on prof. oak 0
User avatar #310 - dreamergirl (03/28/2012) [-]
**dreamergirl rolls 43**
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User avatar #278 - godhatesusall (03/28/2012) [-]
**godhatesusall rolls 90** fuckface
User avatar #274 - remilia (03/28/2012) [-]
**remilia rolls 00** Kony, the Ugandan hero
User avatar #275 - remilia (03/28/2012) [-]
OH GOD LOL.

Kony, the Ugandan hero xD
User avatar #414 - baconnator (03/28/2012) [-]
it is done
User avatar #440 - remilia (03/28/2012) [-]
PICZ PLZ

xD
User avatar #273 - remilia (03/28/2012) [-]
**remilia rolls 82** 9gag power
User avatar #272 - shikadsapo (03/28/2012) [-]
**shikadsapo rolls 18** Another time for Gutah
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User avatar #269 - shikadsapo (03/28/2012) [-]
**shikadsapo rolls 61** Gutah
#268 - budbrown has deleted their comment.
#264 - John Cena (03/28/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 62** Gutah
User avatar #260 - tommycallahan (03/28/2012) [-]
**tommycallahan rolls 76** Frank the Tank
#254 - fthisshiz (03/28/2012) [-]
**fthisshiz rolls 46** Name it "Nigger"
User avatar #251 - thatsmellysmell (03/28/2012) [-]
**thatsmellysmell rolls 37** one more try for nigger
User avatar #250 - thatsmellysmell (03/28/2012) [-]
**thatsmellysmell rolls 80** nigger
#232 - **baconnator rolls 14** mr.waterson 03/28/2012 on prof. oak +1
#230 - Comment deleted 03/28/2012 on prof. oak 0
#194 - what about a cat having sex with a bagel? 03/27/2012 on happy ending +3
#188 - the birth of nyan cat. what else? why what do you fap to?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/27/2012 on happy ending +6
User avatar #190 - YeYouKnoMe (03/27/2012) [-]
defintely not a poptart having sex with a cat...
User avatar #194 - baconnator (03/27/2012) [-]
what about a cat having sex with a bagel?
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#5 - because of the post itself and then the ultrasound ad my good …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2012 on oh the irony 0
#6 - honditar (03/27/2012) [-]
You sir, have an exellent choise of character in LoL.
Tryndamere is my favorite.
#2 - i hate the ads and want them gone =( <--- unr…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2012 on oh the irony 0
User avatar #4 - ahordeofnuns (03/27/2012) [-]
get up to level 200 on either comments or content nd they will dissapear

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#58 - kwax (06/06/2013) [-]
Why would you do that to my profile?
Why would you do that to my profile?
#59 to #58 - baconnator (06/06/2013) [-]
for the sexual thrill!
for the sexual thrill!
User avatar #54 - baconnator (09/09/2011) [-]
**baconnator rolls 650,288**
User avatar #4 - shitshitshit (09/08/2011) [-]
whats up...
User avatar #5 to #4 - baconnator (09/08/2011) [-]
not much im afraid. you?
User avatar #6 to #5 - shitshitshit (09/08/2011) [-]
well just wonderen if you want some more demon pics
User avatar #57 to #6 - codexfoxx (05/15/2013) [-]
I'd like some
#7 to #6 - baconnator (09/08/2011) [-]
nah im good ^_^.
nah im good ^_^.
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