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#1126 - ehhh i've punished people worse. i mean who do you think creat… 04/10/2012 on New trainer. +2
#624 - not even that was a fitting punishment for him.... he is now a… 04/09/2012 on New trainer. +6
#426 - yes those were all Tim's fault... hes literally got fired 04/09/2012 on New trainer. +8
#412 - very related 04/09/2012 on New trainer. +1
#410 - no actually its under D.C... thats where all the hot air comes from  [+] (14 new replies) 04/09/2012 on New trainer. +9
User avatar #1168 - baconnator (04/11/2012) [-]
i never said that happened its just im kinda ashamed of it...
User avatar #1165 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
So, you're saying you didn't have the most horrifying and strangely sexy night after getting drunk late at night, and you and Cthulhu didn't have sex and then Cthulhu didn't just put the embryo in Snooki's "mother"?

Man, apparently everything I've learned is lies.
User avatar #1164 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
we got drunk one night and thought of the idea of snooki and thats how that happened.

User avatar #1162 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
Oh, I thought that was Cthulu's doing. Or did he just come up with the idea of Jersey Shore?
User avatar #1161 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
ehh ive done worse. i mean snooki had to come from somewhere right?
#1159 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
I think that's going a bit far...
#1158 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
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no that was my doing. who else do you think could be so evil? also i made these 2 create nyan cat.
#1157 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
Oh, I thought uncle dolan did that... I've been living a lie!
User avatar #1126 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
ehhh i've punished people worse. i mean who do you think created anon to punish the bad with their dumbass evil?
User avatar #984 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
I don't know Lu... that might be a bit much... don't you think?
User avatar #624 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
not even that was a fitting punishment for him.... he is now anon's lacky.
User avatar #609 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
I see. Yeah, he can take OP's cock slaps.
User avatar #426 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
yes those were all Tim's fault... hes literally got fired
User avatar #417 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Ohhh, I see. I guess that's where the ideas for SOPA, PIPA, and CISPA came from...
#405 - then you must bring the blood to me in the 8th circle. i will …  [+] (16 new replies) 04/09/2012 on New trainer. +5
User avatar #408 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Would the portal to Hell happen to be in Houston? Because it's been super hot as of late, and the other day we had a blood red moon...
User avatar #410 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
no actually its under D.C... thats where all the hot air comes from
User avatar #1168 - baconnator (04/11/2012) [-]
i never said that happened its just im kinda ashamed of it...
User avatar #1165 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
So, you're saying you didn't have the most horrifying and strangely sexy night after getting drunk late at night, and you and Cthulhu didn't have sex and then Cthulhu didn't just put the embryo in Snooki's "mother"?

Man, apparently everything I've learned is lies.
User avatar #1164 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
we got drunk one night and thought of the idea of snooki and thats how that happened.

User avatar #1162 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
Oh, I thought that was Cthulu's doing. Or did he just come up with the idea of Jersey Shore?
User avatar #1161 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
ehh ive done worse. i mean snooki had to come from somewhere right?
#1159 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
I think that's going a bit far...
#1158 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
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no that was my doing. who else do you think could be so evil? also i made these 2 create nyan cat.
#1157 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
Oh, I thought uncle dolan did that... I've been living a lie!
User avatar #1126 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
ehhh i've punished people worse. i mean who do you think created anon to punish the bad with their dumbass evil?
User avatar #984 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
I don't know Lu... that might be a bit much... don't you think?
User avatar #624 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
not even that was a fitting punishment for him.... he is now anon's lacky.
User avatar #609 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
I see. Yeah, he can take OP's cock slaps.
User avatar #426 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
yes those were all Tim's fault... hes literally got fired
User avatar #417 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Ohhh, I see. I guess that's where the ideas for SOPA, PIPA, and CISPA came from...
#348 - good! this will work out perfectly. now to rise to power you m…  [+] (18 new replies) 04/09/2012 on New trainer. +9
User avatar #352 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Well, he actually donated blood last week, I was the one who took his blood. So that's perfect!
#405 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
then you must bring the blood to me in the 8th circle. i will be waiting.. watch for my guard.
User avatar #408 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Would the portal to Hell happen to be in Houston? Because it's been super hot as of late, and the other day we had a blood red moon...
User avatar #410 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
no actually its under D.C... thats where all the hot air comes from
User avatar #1168 - baconnator (04/11/2012) [-]
i never said that happened its just im kinda ashamed of it...
User avatar #1165 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
So, you're saying you didn't have the most horrifying and strangely sexy night after getting drunk late at night, and you and Cthulhu didn't have sex and then Cthulhu didn't just put the embryo in Snooki's "mother"?

Man, apparently everything I've learned is lies.
User avatar #1164 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
we got drunk one night and thought of the idea of snooki and thats how that happened.

User avatar #1162 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
Oh, I thought that was Cthulu's doing. Or did he just come up with the idea of Jersey Shore?
User avatar #1161 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
ehh ive done worse. i mean snooki had to come from somewhere right?
#1159 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
I think that's going a bit far...
#1158 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
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no that was my doing. who else do you think could be so evil? also i made these 2 create nyan cat.
#1157 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
Oh, I thought uncle dolan did that... I've been living a lie!
User avatar #1126 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
ehhh i've punished people worse. i mean who do you think created anon to punish the bad with their dumbass evil?
User avatar #984 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
I don't know Lu... that might be a bit much... don't you think?
User avatar #624 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
not even that was a fitting punishment for him.... he is now anon's lacky.
User avatar #609 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
I see. Yeah, he can take OP's cock slaps.
User avatar #426 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
yes those were all Tim's fault... hes literally got fired
User avatar #417 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Ohhh, I see. I guess that's where the ideas for SOPA, PIPA, and CISPA came from...
#344 - i can do all except the last part, because u must be born of a…  [+] (20 new replies) 04/09/2012 on New trainer. +8
User avatar #345 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Well, we're in luck then!
#348 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
good! this will work out perfectly. now to rise to power you must first bring me the blood of uncle dolan. and for it you will receive this armor
User avatar #352 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Well, he actually donated blood last week, I was the one who took his blood. So that's perfect!
#405 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
then you must bring the blood to me in the 8th circle. i will be waiting.. watch for my guard.
User avatar #408 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Would the portal to Hell happen to be in Houston? Because it's been super hot as of late, and the other day we had a blood red moon...
User avatar #410 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
no actually its under D.C... thats where all the hot air comes from
User avatar #1168 - baconnator (04/11/2012) [-]
i never said that happened its just im kinda ashamed of it...
User avatar #1165 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
So, you're saying you didn't have the most horrifying and strangely sexy night after getting drunk late at night, and you and Cthulhu didn't have sex and then Cthulhu didn't just put the embryo in Snooki's "mother"?

Man, apparently everything I've learned is lies.
User avatar #1164 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
we got drunk one night and thought of the idea of snooki and thats how that happened.

User avatar #1162 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
Oh, I thought that was Cthulu's doing. Or did he just come up with the idea of Jersey Shore?
User avatar #1161 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
ehh ive done worse. i mean snooki had to come from somewhere right?
#1159 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
I think that's going a bit far...
#1158 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
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no that was my doing. who else do you think could be so evil? also i made these 2 create nyan cat.
#1157 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
Oh, I thought uncle dolan did that... I've been living a lie!
User avatar #1126 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
ehhh i've punished people worse. i mean who do you think created anon to punish the bad with their dumbass evil?
User avatar #984 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
I don't know Lu... that might be a bit much... don't you think?
User avatar #624 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
not even that was a fitting punishment for him.... he is now anon's lacky.
User avatar #609 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
I see. Yeah, he can take OP's cock slaps.
User avatar #426 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
yes those were all Tim's fault... hes literally got fired
User avatar #417 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Ohhh, I see. I guess that's where the ideas for SOPA, PIPA, and CISPA came from...
#332 - fuck... you had to bring that up.... . wht did you summon me m…  [+] (22 new replies) 04/09/2012 on New trainer. +20
User avatar #342 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Oh, you know. Just wanted a bit of a chit chat. Oh, also, I want OP to not suffer an eternity of cockslaps, because he's a pretty cool guy.

Also, I'd like to make an agreement with you. Let's say, you help me get into power, and I'll do what you want. I can be your Anti-Christ if you'd like.
User avatar #344 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
i can do all except the last part, because u must be born of a jackal for me to accept u for that

User avatar #345 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Well, we're in luck then!
#348 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
good! this will work out perfectly. now to rise to power you must first bring me the blood of uncle dolan. and for it you will receive this armor
User avatar #352 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Well, he actually donated blood last week, I was the one who took his blood. So that's perfect!
#405 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
then you must bring the blood to me in the 8th circle. i will be waiting.. watch for my guard.
User avatar #408 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Would the portal to Hell happen to be in Houston? Because it's been super hot as of late, and the other day we had a blood red moon...
User avatar #410 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
no actually its under D.C... thats where all the hot air comes from
User avatar #1168 - baconnator (04/11/2012) [-]
i never said that happened its just im kinda ashamed of it...
User avatar #1165 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
So, you're saying you didn't have the most horrifying and strangely sexy night after getting drunk late at night, and you and Cthulhu didn't have sex and then Cthulhu didn't just put the embryo in Snooki's "mother"?

Man, apparently everything I've learned is lies.
User avatar #1164 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
we got drunk one night and thought of the idea of snooki and thats how that happened.

User avatar #1162 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
Oh, I thought that was Cthulu's doing. Or did he just come up with the idea of Jersey Shore?
User avatar #1161 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
ehh ive done worse. i mean snooki had to come from somewhere right?
#1159 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
I think that's going a bit far...
#1158 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
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no that was my doing. who else do you think could be so evil? also i made these 2 create nyan cat.
#1157 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
Oh, I thought uncle dolan did that... I've been living a lie!
User avatar #1126 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
ehhh i've punished people worse. i mean who do you think created anon to punish the bad with their dumbass evil?
User avatar #984 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
I don't know Lu... that might be a bit much... don't you think?
User avatar #624 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
not even that was a fitting punishment for him.... he is now anon's lacky.
User avatar #609 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
I see. Yeah, he can take OP's cock slaps.
User avatar #426 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
yes those were all Tim's fault... hes literally got fired
User avatar #417 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Ohhh, I see. I guess that's where the ideas for SOPA, PIPA, and CISPA came from...
#328 - i wouldn't do that if i were you. because then you may greet s…  [+] (24 new replies) 04/09/2012 on New trainer. +26
User avatar #330 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
I was kidding, besides, you need me now. I summoned you. Remember?
#332 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
fuck... you had to bring that up.... . wht did you summon me mortal?
User avatar #342 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Oh, you know. Just wanted a bit of a chit chat. Oh, also, I want OP to not suffer an eternity of cockslaps, because he's a pretty cool guy.

Also, I'd like to make an agreement with you. Let's say, you help me get into power, and I'll do what you want. I can be your Anti-Christ if you'd like.
User avatar #344 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
i can do all except the last part, because u must be born of a jackal for me to accept u for that

User avatar #345 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Well, we're in luck then!
#348 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
good! this will work out perfectly. now to rise to power you must first bring me the blood of uncle dolan. and for it you will receive this armor
User avatar #352 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Well, he actually donated blood last week, I was the one who took his blood. So that's perfect!
#405 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
then you must bring the blood to me in the 8th circle. i will be waiting.. watch for my guard.
User avatar #408 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Would the portal to Hell happen to be in Houston? Because it's been super hot as of late, and the other day we had a blood red moon...
User avatar #410 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
no actually its under D.C... thats where all the hot air comes from
User avatar #1168 - baconnator (04/11/2012) [-]
i never said that happened its just im kinda ashamed of it...
User avatar #1165 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
So, you're saying you didn't have the most horrifying and strangely sexy night after getting drunk late at night, and you and Cthulhu didn't have sex and then Cthulhu didn't just put the embryo in Snooki's "mother"?

Man, apparently everything I've learned is lies.
User avatar #1164 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
we got drunk one night and thought of the idea of snooki and thats how that happened.

User avatar #1162 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
Oh, I thought that was Cthulu's doing. Or did he just come up with the idea of Jersey Shore?
User avatar #1161 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
ehh ive done worse. i mean snooki had to come from somewhere right?
#1159 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
I think that's going a bit far...
#1158 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
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no that was my doing. who else do you think could be so evil? also i made these 2 create nyan cat.
#1157 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
Oh, I thought uncle dolan did that... I've been living a lie!
User avatar #1126 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
ehhh i've punished people worse. i mean who do you think created anon to punish the bad with their dumbass evil?
User avatar #984 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
I don't know Lu... that might be a bit much... don't you think?
User avatar #624 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
not even that was a fitting punishment for him.... he is now anon's lacky.
User avatar #609 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
I see. Yeah, he can take OP's cock slaps.
User avatar #426 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
yes those were all Tim's fault... hes literally got fired
User avatar #417 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Ohhh, I see. I guess that's where the ideas for SOPA, PIPA, and CISPA came from...
#318 - there's a picture.  [+] (26 new replies) 04/09/2012 on New trainer. +42
User avatar #322 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
I can see nipples!

I'm telling uncle dolan...
#328 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
i wouldn't do that if i were you. because then you may greet some of my minions
User avatar #330 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
I was kidding, besides, you need me now. I summoned you. Remember?
#332 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
fuck... you had to bring that up.... . wht did you summon me mortal?
User avatar #342 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Oh, you know. Just wanted a bit of a chit chat. Oh, also, I want OP to not suffer an eternity of cockslaps, because he's a pretty cool guy.

Also, I'd like to make an agreement with you. Let's say, you help me get into power, and I'll do what you want. I can be your Anti-Christ if you'd like.
User avatar #344 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
i can do all except the last part, because u must be born of a jackal for me to accept u for that

User avatar #345 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Well, we're in luck then!
#348 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
good! this will work out perfectly. now to rise to power you must first bring me the blood of uncle dolan. and for it you will receive this armor
User avatar #352 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Well, he actually donated blood last week, I was the one who took his blood. So that's perfect!
#405 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
then you must bring the blood to me in the 8th circle. i will be waiting.. watch for my guard.
User avatar #408 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Would the portal to Hell happen to be in Houston? Because it's been super hot as of late, and the other day we had a blood red moon...
User avatar #410 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
no actually its under D.C... thats where all the hot air comes from
User avatar #1168 - baconnator (04/11/2012) [-]
i never said that happened its just im kinda ashamed of it...
User avatar #1165 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
So, you're saying you didn't have the most horrifying and strangely sexy night after getting drunk late at night, and you and Cthulhu didn't have sex and then Cthulhu didn't just put the embryo in Snooki's "mother"?

Man, apparently everything I've learned is lies.
User avatar #1164 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
we got drunk one night and thought of the idea of snooki and thats how that happened.

User avatar #1162 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
Oh, I thought that was Cthulu's doing. Or did he just come up with the idea of Jersey Shore?
User avatar #1161 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
ehh ive done worse. i mean snooki had to come from somewhere right?
#1159 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
I think that's going a bit far...
#1158 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
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no that was my doing. who else do you think could be so evil? also i made these 2 create nyan cat.
#1157 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
Oh, I thought uncle dolan did that... I've been living a lie!
User avatar #1126 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
ehhh i've punished people worse. i mean who do you think created anon to punish the bad with their dumbass evil?
User avatar #984 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
I don't know Lu... that might be a bit much... don't you think?
User avatar #624 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
not even that was a fitting punishment for him.... he is now anon's lacky.
User avatar #609 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
I see. Yeah, he can take OP's cock slaps.
User avatar #426 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
yes those were all Tim's fault... hes literally got fired
User avatar #417 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Ohhh, I see. I guess that's where the ideas for SOPA, PIPA, and CISPA came from...
#304 - welll.... sex?  [+] (28 new replies) 04/09/2012 on New trainer. +52
#313 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
#318 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
there's a picture.
User avatar #322 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
I can see nipples!

I'm telling uncle dolan...
#328 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
i wouldn't do that if i were you. because then you may greet some of my minions
User avatar #330 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
I was kidding, besides, you need me now. I summoned you. Remember?
#332 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
fuck... you had to bring that up.... . wht did you summon me mortal?
User avatar #342 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Oh, you know. Just wanted a bit of a chit chat. Oh, also, I want OP to not suffer an eternity of cockslaps, because he's a pretty cool guy.

Also, I'd like to make an agreement with you. Let's say, you help me get into power, and I'll do what you want. I can be your Anti-Christ if you'd like.
User avatar #344 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
i can do all except the last part, because u must be born of a jackal for me to accept u for that

User avatar #345 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Well, we're in luck then!
#348 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
good! this will work out perfectly. now to rise to power you must first bring me the blood of uncle dolan. and for it you will receive this armor
User avatar #352 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Well, he actually donated blood last week, I was the one who took his blood. So that's perfect!
#405 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
then you must bring the blood to me in the 8th circle. i will be waiting.. watch for my guard.
User avatar #408 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Would the portal to Hell happen to be in Houston? Because it's been super hot as of late, and the other day we had a blood red moon...
User avatar #410 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
no actually its under D.C... thats where all the hot air comes from
User avatar #1168 - baconnator (04/11/2012) [-]
i never said that happened its just im kinda ashamed of it...
User avatar #1165 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
So, you're saying you didn't have the most horrifying and strangely sexy night after getting drunk late at night, and you and Cthulhu didn't have sex and then Cthulhu didn't just put the embryo in Snooki's "mother"?

Man, apparently everything I've learned is lies.
User avatar #1164 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
we got drunk one night and thought of the idea of snooki and thats how that happened.

User avatar #1162 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
Oh, I thought that was Cthulu's doing. Or did he just come up with the idea of Jersey Shore?
User avatar #1161 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
ehh ive done worse. i mean snooki had to come from somewhere right?
#1159 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
I think that's going a bit far...
#1158 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
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no that was my doing. who else do you think could be so evil? also i made these 2 create nyan cat.
#1157 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
Oh, I thought uncle dolan did that... I've been living a lie!
User avatar #1126 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
ehhh i've punished people worse. i mean who do you think created anon to punish the bad with their dumbass evil?
User avatar #984 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
I don't know Lu... that might be a bit much... don't you think?
User avatar #624 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
not even that was a fitting punishment for him.... he is now anon's lacky.
User avatar #609 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
I see. Yeah, he can take OP's cock slaps.
User avatar #426 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
yes those were all Tim's fault... hes literally got fired
User avatar #417 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Ohhh, I see. I guess that's where the ideas for SOPA, PIPA, and CISPA came from...
#239 - good good, wife wont stop bitching though saying "you nee…  [+] (30 new replies) 04/09/2012 on New trainer. +104
User avatar #295 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Oh, you know... just trollin'. You know, just part of the job. But yeah, wives, what are they good for other than bitchin'?
User avatar #304 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
welll.... sex?
#313 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
#318 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
there's a picture.
User avatar #322 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
I can see nipples!

I'm telling uncle dolan...
#328 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
i wouldn't do that if i were you. because then you may greet some of my minions
User avatar #330 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
I was kidding, besides, you need me now. I summoned you. Remember?
#332 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
fuck... you had to bring that up.... . wht did you summon me mortal?
User avatar #342 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Oh, you know. Just wanted a bit of a chit chat. Oh, also, I want OP to not suffer an eternity of cockslaps, because he's a pretty cool guy.

Also, I'd like to make an agreement with you. Let's say, you help me get into power, and I'll do what you want. I can be your Anti-Christ if you'd like.
User avatar #344 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
i can do all except the last part, because u must be born of a jackal for me to accept u for that

User avatar #345 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Well, we're in luck then!
#348 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
good! this will work out perfectly. now to rise to power you must first bring me the blood of uncle dolan. and for it you will receive this armor
User avatar #352 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Well, he actually donated blood last week, I was the one who took his blood. So that's perfect!
#405 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
then you must bring the blood to me in the 8th circle. i will be waiting.. watch for my guard.
User avatar #408 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Would the portal to Hell happen to be in Houston? Because it's been super hot as of late, and the other day we had a blood red moon...
User avatar #410 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
no actually its under D.C... thats where all the hot air comes from
User avatar #1168 - baconnator (04/11/2012) [-]
i never said that happened its just im kinda ashamed of it...
User avatar #1165 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
So, you're saying you didn't have the most horrifying and strangely sexy night after getting drunk late at night, and you and Cthulhu didn't have sex and then Cthulhu didn't just put the embryo in Snooki's "mother"?

Man, apparently everything I've learned is lies.
User avatar #1164 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
we got drunk one night and thought of the idea of snooki and thats how that happened.

User avatar #1162 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
Oh, I thought that was Cthulu's doing. Or did he just come up with the idea of Jersey Shore?
User avatar #1161 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
ehh ive done worse. i mean snooki had to come from somewhere right?
#1159 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
I think that's going a bit far...
#1158 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
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no that was my doing. who else do you think could be so evil? also i made these 2 create nyan cat.
#1157 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
Oh, I thought uncle dolan did that... I've been living a lie!
User avatar #1126 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
ehhh i've punished people worse. i mean who do you think created anon to punish the bad with their dumbass evil?
User avatar #984 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
I don't know Lu... that might be a bit much... don't you think?
User avatar #624 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
not even that was a fitting punishment for him.... he is now anon's lacky.
User avatar #609 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
I see. Yeah, he can take OP's cock slaps.
User avatar #426 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
yes those were all Tim's fault... hes literally got fired
User avatar #417 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Ohhh, I see. I guess that's where the ideas for SOPA, PIPA, and CISPA came from...
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#411 - boredomavenger (04/09/2012) [-]
gif related?
User avatar #419 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Lu, calm down bro.
User avatar #412 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
very related
#404 - ravenofnevermore (04/09/2012) [-]
w-why, h-hello satan
User avatar #269 - instict (04/09/2012) [-]
Diablo, is it really you?
#98 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Glad to hear it Lucifer! How's the wife and kids?
#239 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
good good, wife wont stop bitching though saying "you need to take over earth quicker" and all that. how about you?
User avatar #295 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Oh, you know... just trollin'. You know, just part of the job. But yeah, wives, what are they good for other than bitchin'?
User avatar #304 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
welll.... sex?
#313 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
#318 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
there's a picture.
User avatar #322 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
I can see nipples!

I'm telling uncle dolan...
#328 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
i wouldn't do that if i were you. because then you may greet some of my minions
User avatar #330 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
I was kidding, besides, you need me now. I summoned you. Remember?
#332 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
fuck... you had to bring that up.... . wht did you summon me mortal?
User avatar #342 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Oh, you know. Just wanted a bit of a chit chat. Oh, also, I want OP to not suffer an eternity of cockslaps, because he's a pretty cool guy.

Also, I'd like to make an agreement with you. Let's say, you help me get into power, and I'll do what you want. I can be your Anti-Christ if you'd like.
User avatar #344 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
i can do all except the last part, because u must be born of a jackal for me to accept u for that

User avatar #345 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Well, we're in luck then!
#348 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
good! this will work out perfectly. now to rise to power you must first bring me the blood of uncle dolan. and for it you will receive this armor
User avatar #352 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Well, he actually donated blood last week, I was the one who took his blood. So that's perfect!
#405 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
then you must bring the blood to me in the 8th circle. i will be waiting.. watch for my guard.
User avatar #408 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Would the portal to Hell happen to be in Houston? Because it's been super hot as of late, and the other day we had a blood red moon...
User avatar #410 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
no actually its under D.C... thats where all the hot air comes from
User avatar #1168 - baconnator (04/11/2012) [-]
i never said that happened its just im kinda ashamed of it...
User avatar #1165 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
So, you're saying you didn't have the most horrifying and strangely sexy night after getting drunk late at night, and you and Cthulhu didn't have sex and then Cthulhu didn't just put the embryo in Snooki's "mother"?

Man, apparently everything I've learned is lies.
User avatar #1164 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
we got drunk one night and thought of the idea of snooki and thats how that happened.

User avatar #1162 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
Oh, I thought that was Cthulu's doing. Or did he just come up with the idea of Jersey Shore?
User avatar #1161 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
ehh ive done worse. i mean snooki had to come from somewhere right?
#1159 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
I think that's going a bit far...
#1158 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
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no that was my doing. who else do you think could be so evil? also i made these 2 create nyan cat.
#1157 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
Oh, I thought uncle dolan did that... I've been living a lie!
User avatar #1126 - baconnator (04/10/2012) [-]
ehhh i've punished people worse. i mean who do you think created anon to punish the bad with their dumbass evil?
User avatar #984 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
I don't know Lu... that might be a bit much... don't you think?
User avatar #624 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
not even that was a fitting punishment for him.... he is now anon's lacky.
User avatar #609 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
I see. Yeah, he can take OP's cock slaps.
User avatar #426 - baconnator (04/09/2012) [-]
yes those were all Tim's fault... hes literally got fired
User avatar #417 - commontroll (04/09/2012) [-]
Ohhh, I see. I guess that's where the ideas for SOPA, PIPA, and CISPA came from...
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#58 - kwax (06/06/2013) [-]
Why would you do that to my profile?
Why would you do that to my profile?
#59 to #58 - baconnator (06/06/2013) [-]
for the sexual thrill!
for the sexual thrill!
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User avatar #4 - shitshitshit (09/08/2011) [-]
whats up...
User avatar #5 to #4 - baconnator (09/08/2011) [-]
not much im afraid. you?
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well just wonderen if you want some more demon pics
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