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baconnator

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:11/28/2010
Last Login:7/27/2016
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Content Ranking:#1248
Comment Ranking:#2908
Highest Content Rank:#1225
Highest Comment Rank:#1694
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Content Views:113970
Times Content Favorited:189 times
Total Comments Made:1177
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#40 - yes, last time i checked. 03/14/2016 on Masturbation 0
#3 - well actually for funnyjunk i position the mouse in the colum …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/13/2016 on Masturbation +32
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#20 - infinitereaper (03/13/2016) [-]
I think you were a cat born in the wrong body
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#42 - baconnator (03/14/2016) [-]
well that may be true because i am also an asshole and do lie down in the sun.
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#43 - infinitereaper (03/14/2016) [-]
a cat is fine too
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#8 - Denver (03/13/2016) [-]
pro tip: you can scroll up and down with the up/down arrow keys or w/s, and you can go next and previous using the left/right arrow keys or a/d.
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#13 - Greevon (03/13/2016) [-]
Don't let him be lazier, if he can't even masturbate than you are enabling a serious problem.

#FapForBaconnator
#6 - parejuice (03/13/2016) [-]
**parejuice used "*roll picture*"**
**parejuice rolled image** you are the best
#1 - im gonna be honest here. im 20 and never masturbated because i…  [+] (26 new replies) 03/13/2016 on Masturbation +19
#32 - thejusticar (03/13/2016) [-]
If you don't get pussy/dick on a decent basis, then masturbation may even be considered healthy for you. So give it a try if you want, though make sure to be careful, masturbation can lead to some pretty weird ass fetishes and lack of sunlight.
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#24 - shenro (03/13/2016) [-]
do you have a sex drive? cuz i understand being lazy, but when your sex drive kicks in, your desires should override any laziness you might be feeling, which makes me think that your sexdrive either isn't there or is too weak to kick in your instincts.
#19 - skorchy (03/13/2016) [-]
I.... how....?
It feels gr8 m8
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#17 - goodadventures (03/13/2016) [-]
gotta be obese
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#41 - baconnator (03/14/2016) [-]
well thats just hurtful =/ i mean i run every morning =(
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#16 - joaomartins (03/13/2016) [-]
And I masturbated 3 times today
#9 - applescryatnight (03/13/2016) [-]
if you are a man who has regular sexual intercourse, its fine
if you are a man who does not have regular sexual intercourse, it might be beneficial to you, there are studies that show that it decreases risk of prostate cancer if done regularly. there is also the "use it or lose it theory" which states that if you do not use your tallywacker regularly then you will lose some function in it. some say that if you hold off for a month you lose an inch, and it will be hard to maintain erection.

if you are a woman, does it matter?
#37 - voidgangsta (03/13/2016) [-]
Blowing your load can cause a spike in DHT making male pattern baldness occur faster (Depending on how resilient your body is to DHT). Unfair that you grow hair every where else but get random weaker hair strands on your head.
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#25 - superbluesixtynick (03/13/2016) [-]
I was under the impression that NOT masturbating for extended periods of time is healthier.
#21 - anon (03/13/2016) [-]
for women, it helps fight depression and increases sex drive and those "happy" endorphin's and shit. it can alleviate headaches, minor sores and aches.
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#10 - prostate (03/13/2016) [-]
butt cancer sucks
#7 - anon (03/13/2016) [-]
Didn't masturbate until I was 17. Take life at your own pace.
#5 - slias (03/13/2016) [-]
Are you real?
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#40 - baconnator (03/14/2016) [-]
yes, last time i checked.
#4 - bronywiseman (03/13/2016) [-]
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I highly recommend it.
Absolute 10/10. If I were a chick I'd never do anything else.
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#18 - wigglyjr (03/13/2016) [-]
You're not a chick and you still don't do anything else.
#38 - yips (03/13/2016) [-]
fucking roasted
#23 - sindrifreyr (03/13/2016) [-]
OH SHIT! What a comeback!
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#2 - soundofwinter (03/13/2016) [-]
Are you so lazy that you cannot move your own arms more than it takes to utilize Fj?
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#3 - baconnator (03/13/2016) [-]
well actually for funnyjunk i position the mouse in the colum where the next arrow button is. so i jus scroll and left click. i don't move the mouse at all..... so yea =/
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#20 - infinitereaper (03/13/2016) [-]
I think you were a cat born in the wrong body
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#42 - baconnator (03/14/2016) [-]
well that may be true because i am also an asshole and do lie down in the sun.
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#43 - infinitereaper (03/14/2016) [-]
a cat is fine too
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#8 - Denver (03/13/2016) [-]
pro tip: you can scroll up and down with the up/down arrow keys or w/s, and you can go next and previous using the left/right arrow keys or a/d.
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#13 - Greevon (03/13/2016) [-]
Don't let him be lazier, if he can't even masturbate than you are enabling a serious problem.

#FapForBaconnator
#6 - parejuice (03/13/2016) [-]
**parejuice used "*roll picture*"**
**parejuice rolled image** you are the best
#109 - the last one 03/09/2016 on Muh first dank weebem comp +3
#168 - OH GOD THE HORSE 03/09/2016 on Destroying crap comp 0
#33 - harden that water to the extent that glass is then there is a … 03/03/2016 on Close Call +1
#24 - bacause glass would act the same traveling with enough velocit…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/03/2016 on Close Call +4
#31 - maxfreelancepolice (03/03/2016) [-]
If you empty a bucket of water on someone, is the water gonna kill that person? Or how come rain isnt like bullets tearing us apart, i mean thats your theory no?
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#46 - thesovereigngrave (03/04/2016) [-]
Well when you have solid water falling from the sky it very much can fuck your day up.
#38 - anon (03/04/2016) [-]
This science is too advanced for you sonny.
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#33 - baconnator (03/03/2016) [-]
harden that water to the extent that glass is then there is a high chance.
#17 - you've heard and probably have dove into water as well, but if…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/03/2016 on Close Call +8
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#37 - klina (03/04/2016) [-]
yeah but it's not 10 cubic feet of water, it's a couple of inches of fragile glass

learn ur shit
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#41 - kazumamikura (03/04/2016) [-]
Its because of the fact that it was glass that was supposed to be for an office building witch is actually reinforced so its much stronger and harder to break
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#23 - maxfreelancepolice (03/03/2016) [-]
Why are you comparing glass to water? Thats two completely different things.
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#24 - baconnator (03/03/2016) [-]
bacause glass would act the same traveling with enough velocity. because in the jumping through glass scenario, the glass in is a state of rest while the person has the energy and is transfering the energy to the glass. while in that scenario above it is reversed.
#31 - maxfreelancepolice (03/03/2016) [-]
If you empty a bucket of water on someone, is the water gonna kill that person? Or how come rain isnt like bullets tearing us apart, i mean thats your theory no?
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#46 - thesovereigngrave (03/04/2016) [-]
Well when you have solid water falling from the sky it very much can fuck your day up.
#38 - anon (03/04/2016) [-]
This science is too advanced for you sonny.
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#33 - baconnator (03/03/2016) [-]
harden that water to the extent that glass is then there is a high chance.
#45 - its from bc 02/14/2016 on the absolute madman 0
#31 - WHO WOULD WANT THAT, GETTING PUNCHED IN THE CHEST WOULD HURT S… 02/14/2016 on 5 things about racism -... 0