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Date Signed Up:1/23/2011
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#133 - What a bitch. 09/12/2015 on Smart Women 0
#2015 - Picture 09/12/2015 on Steam Giveaway! 0
#35 - We shall attack at dawn. 09/12/2015 on backupclover's profile 0
#14 - She's not as cute as the other girl.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/11/2015 on Smooth +55
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#39 - rockamekishiko (09/12/2015) [-]
i think this one is cuter
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#38 - leluxs (09/12/2015) [-]
i disagree
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#41 - AnomynousUser (09/12/2015) [-]
We need a professional to settle this debate. Cuteasiangirls come and enlighten us on the cutest of the two!
#23 - I love it when she calls him a knobhead when he's ******* …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/11/2015 on Smart Women +40
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#132 - picamix (09/12/2015) [-]
yeah, she is wrong so her only defense is insults, my step mum was the same
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#133 - backupclover (09/12/2015) [-]
What a bitch.
#146 - Well, someone is bitterly single. 09/11/2015 on Smooth 0
#144 - >Implying I don't have on already.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/11/2015 on Smooth 0
#145 - anon (09/11/2015) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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#146 - backupclover (09/11/2015) [-]
Well, someone is bitterly single.
#102 - Where else would it go? 09/11/2015 on Smooth +1
#61 - Oh my god I was right about the napkin. 09/11/2015 on If soldier was a father +4
#101 - Nah I do, I'm just saying this woman is beautiful and emphasising it. 09/11/2015 on Smooth +1
#7 - >Even giving apple the compliment of calling it a PC 09/10/2015 on Glorious PC Master Race +3
#6 - I go for PC because I just get more bang for my buck, not to g… 09/10/2015 on Glorious PC Master Race 0
#38 - Hey man, I'm sorry. 09/10/2015 on Funnyjunk lately. 0
#19 - That's the frame that got me.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/10/2015 on Smooth +3
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#21 - traelos (09/10/2015) [-]
Apparently azns are hot with real person eyes.

Well tickle me pink I guess.
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#36 - confusedasian (09/11/2015) [-]
>real person eyes


I didn't know my eyes are a myth.
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#53 - traelos (09/11/2015) [-]
Obviously not.

You're just not a real person. You're some kind of weird slanty eyed demi-human. Obviously.
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#43 - luqmanr (09/11/2015) [-]
unless u a jayden
#40 - anon (09/11/2015) [-]
That's probably because you're confused.
#14 - I would fully embrace her boner.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2015 on Smooth +4
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#62 - cloakanddagger (09/11/2015) [-]
Yea, with your butt cheeks
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#102 - backupclover (09/11/2015) [-]
Where else would it go?
#16 - And he'd be so nice with them. 09/10/2015 on If soldier was a father +7
#14 - He probably has a very sweet, loving, fat Russian wife called …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/10/2015 on If soldier was a father +28
#42 - sasoriofsand (09/11/2015) [-]
In the TF2 Comics you actually get to See heavys Family, He has a Sister who ends up Falling in love with the Soldier, and you learn the heavy's real name is Misha
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#61 - backupclover (09/11/2015) [-]
Oh my god I was right about the napkin.
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#51 - isbestpony (09/11/2015) [-]
Its actually still Mikhail. Misha is a nickname for Mikhail, our equivalent would be Mike for Michael.
#39 - peutros (09/11/2015) [-]
Is Olga the name of every russian woman?
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#41 - ironmercenary (09/11/2015) [-]
Yes, it's kinda like how all Russian bears are named Misha.
#66 - anon (09/11/2015) [-]
*Medved literally "bear" in Russian
#13 - I want to see Heavy's kids.  [+] (12 new replies) 09/10/2015 on If soldier was a father +6
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#15 - murrlogic (09/10/2015) [-]
They're probably enormously fat
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#20 - TheMather (09/11/2015) [-]
Heavy's not fat. He's all muscle. His whole family wrestles bears for food.
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#28 - wtfshit (09/11/2015) [-]
he is fat and muscle
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#29 - TheMather (09/11/2015) [-]
No more fat than necessary for a healthy physique and surviving the Siberian winter.
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#16 - backupclover (09/10/2015) [-]
And he'd be so nice with them.
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#14 - backupclover (09/10/2015) [-]
He probably has a very sweet, loving, fat Russian wife called Olga that cooks nice food for him all the time.

She's also wearing the obligatory napkin on her head, know what I mean?
#42 - sasoriofsand (09/11/2015) [-]
In the TF2 Comics you actually get to See heavys Family, He has a Sister who ends up Falling in love with the Soldier, and you learn the heavy's real name is Misha
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#61 - backupclover (09/11/2015) [-]
Oh my god I was right about the napkin.
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#51 - isbestpony (09/11/2015) [-]
Its actually still Mikhail. Misha is a nickname for Mikhail, our equivalent would be Mike for Michael.
#39 - peutros (09/11/2015) [-]
Is Olga the name of every russian woman?
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#41 - ironmercenary (09/11/2015) [-]
Yes, it's kinda like how all Russian bears are named Misha.
#66 - anon (09/11/2015) [-]
*Medved literally "bear" in Russian
#12 - I don't see it. 09/10/2015 on Smooth +15
#8 - Oh man this girl is gorgeous. I'm not usually attract…  [+] (22 new replies) 09/10/2015 on Smooth +164
#143 - anon (09/11/2015) [-]
> implying you could ever get a girl
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#144 - backupclover (09/11/2015) [-]
>Implying I don't have on already.
#145 - anon (09/11/2015) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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#146 - backupclover (09/11/2015) [-]
Well, someone is bitterly single.
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#82 - cabbagemayhem (09/11/2015) [-]
>Marry someone based on a photo
I don't think you fully understand marriage
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#101 - backupclover (09/11/2015) [-]
Nah I do, I'm just saying this woman is beautiful and emphasising it.
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#30 - awesomedewd (09/11/2015) [-]
Big eyes are always a big turn-on.
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#18 - traelos (09/10/2015) [-]
I thought the same thing, and you know what else I noticed?

Her eyes are wide open in that frame.
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#19 - backupclover (09/10/2015) [-]
That's the frame that got me.
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#21 - traelos (09/10/2015) [-]
Apparently azns are hot with real person eyes.

Well tickle me pink I guess.
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#36 - confusedasian (09/11/2015) [-]
>real person eyes


I didn't know my eyes are a myth.
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#53 - traelos (09/11/2015) [-]
Obviously not.

You're just not a real person. You're some kind of weird slanty eyed demi-human. Obviously.
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#43 - luqmanr (09/11/2015) [-]
unless u a jayden
#40 - anon (09/11/2015) [-]
That's probably because you're confused.
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#13 - funnyhard (09/10/2015) [-]
U gotta cope with her dick though.
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#14 - backupclover (09/10/2015) [-]
I would fully embrace her boner.
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#62 - cloakanddagger (09/11/2015) [-]
Yea, with your butt cheeks
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#102 - backupclover (09/11/2015) [-]
Where else would it go?
#11 - merrrione (09/10/2015) [-]
she reminds me of someone. i think it's mavis but i'm not entirely sure.
#148 - xXCorpitoXx (09/11/2015) [-]
yeeeeaaaaaaah no
#149 - merrrione (09/11/2015) [-]
i dont know man, the haircut and the eye shape seem the same. of course you should remove the goth makeup.
also jesus christ i never got so many reds.
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#12 - backupclover (09/10/2015) [-]
I don't see it.
#9 - This would be perfect for a horror game. 09/10/2015 on Shadow inside a train 0
#5 - That is perfect. 09/10/2015 on Absolutely Savage +8
#15 - My brain hurts. 09/10/2015 on Wood working is cool -1
#33 - You delivered you based as **** ************ . 09/10/2015 on backupclover's profile 0
#16 - I already am  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2015 on Dedication 0
#24 - OtisMcWonderful (09/10/2015) [-]
Keep it up. The rest of us will catch up someday.
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#34 - keplerx (09/12/2015) [-]
''I have come to help you!''
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User avatar #35 to #34 - backupclover (09/12/2015) [-]
We shall attack at dawn.
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User avatar #33 to #32 - backupclover (09/10/2015) [-]
You delivered you based as **** ************ .
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#21 - macrase (08/24/2015) [-]
**macrase used "*roll picture*"**
**macrase rolled image**this will prolly work better.... anyways i have moved and i moved out a little ways with my cousin... this girl lives prolly 60 miles away so no way we can be relatives lol
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User avatar #22 to #21 - backupclover (08/24/2015) [-]
That's a good point, 60 miles sounds quite far, my girlfriend only lives roughly 13 miles away from me, I am from UK though to be fair.
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#23 to #22 - macrase (08/24/2015) [-]
well its only like 30 minute drive... so its not too bad, everything is close in murica
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User avatar #24 to #23 - backupclover (08/24/2015) [-]
13 miles is 30 minutes where I'm from due to back roads.
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#26 to #24 - macrase (08/24/2015) [-]
why ******* ponies....
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User avatar #27 to #25 - backupclover (08/24/2015) [-]
I hate back roads, takes so much time and they're so narrow.
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#28 to #27 - macrase (08/24/2015) [-]
yeah, uk is alot different from us, alot of the roads there are just old paths from hundreds of years ago whereas here most of the roads are new
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User avatar #29 to #28 - backupclover (08/24/2015) [-]
That is pretty much true. It gets so frustrating.
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#30 to #29 - macrase (08/24/2015) [-]
yeah, lotsa deer though... less and less hunting is going on so deer are overpopulating
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User avatar #31 to #30 - backupclover (08/24/2015) [-]
Not in North Wales, I never see much deer.
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#19 to #18 - backupclover (03/24/2015) [-]
Is that Jayne Cobb as an owl?
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#14 - tacticalbacon (09/05/2014) [-]
twas a joke gaylord
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User avatar #15 to #14 - backupclover (09/05/2014) [-]
Whatever cock woprshipper
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User avatar #17 to #16 - backupclover (09/05/2014) [-]
I'm sorry honey, I was wrong.
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User avatar #12 - angelodlt (12/24/2013) [-]
WHY IS YOUR NAME PINK
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User avatar #13 to #12 - backupclover (12/24/2013) [-]
BECAUSE BLUE ISN'T FABULOUS ENOUGH
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User avatar #6 - diddymonster (09/22/2012) [-]
sut wyt ti?
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User avatar #7 to #6 - backupclover (09/23/2012) [-]
Dwi'n iawn sdi met. Dy hyn?
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User avatar #8 to #7 - diddymonster (09/23/2012) [-]
dwi'n iawn hefyd (dydw i ddim gallu siarad cymraeg rhy dda)

lle ydych chi dod?
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User avatar #9 to #8 - backupclover (09/23/2012) [-]
O'r gogledd, agos i Bangor.
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User avatar #10 to #9 - diddymonster (09/24/2012) [-]
dwi'n byw a'r ynys mon!
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User avatar #11 to #10 - backupclover (09/24/2012) [-]
Uffar esdi da! Dani'n byw yn agos met.
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User avatar #4 to #4 - backupclover (05/22/2011) [-]
My friend they just keep getting better.
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#1 - thehappybadger (05/12/2011) [-]
your comments looked a little baren soo
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User avatar #2 to #1 - backupclover (05/12/2011) [-]
Thanks.
 
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