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Date Signed Up:11/02/2011
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im jeremy and i like to make people laugh.

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#195 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 08/23/2012 on Please Sit Over Here +4
#196 - babyjesuspwnage (08/23/2012) [-]
User avatar #334 - xxxsweetingxxx (08/23/2012) [-]
Mind Makeing A Download For These ?
User avatar #389 - babyjesuspwnage (08/24/2012) [-]
right click, save as____, profit.
User avatar #397 - xxxsweetingxxx (08/25/2012) [-]
I will give you a item of choice if you put a media fire download up c:
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#194 - Picture  [+] (13 new replies) 08/23/2012 on Please Sit Over Here +4
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User avatar #334 - xxxsweetingxxx (08/23/2012) [-]
Mind Makeing A Download For These ?
User avatar #389 - babyjesuspwnage (08/24/2012) [-]
right click, save as____, profit.
User avatar #397 - xxxsweetingxxx (08/25/2012) [-]
I will give you a item of choice if you put a media fire download up c:
#197 - babyjesuspwnage (08/23/2012) [-]
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#191 - ariel rebel Protip: copy image url, go to google imag…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2012 on Please Sit Over Here 0
User avatar #210 - ChristopherLloyd (08/23/2012) [-]
thank you
User avatar #213 - babyjesuspwnage (08/23/2012) [-]
Glad to help.
#228 - Picture 08/23/2012 on And this was a kid's show! +31
#225 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2012 on And this was a kid's show! +22
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#52 - its stalking time.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2012 on We donot serve women....... +3
#71 - 4chan refugee (08/22/2012) [-]
This picture is relevant so many time, oh so many fucking times.
#46 - i wasnt aware you could do that with gifs. i knew you could wi…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/22/2012 on We donot serve women....... 0
User avatar #49 - bulbakip (08/22/2012) [-]
nope just pasted the gif I found her face book. its photos are not blocked. damn I'm creepy. www.facebook.com/jenn.kaelin?ref=ts
#52 - babyjesuspwnage (08/22/2012) [-]
its stalking time.
#71 - 4chan refugee (08/22/2012) [-]
This picture is relevant so many time, oh so many fucking times.
#13 - ******  [+] (5 new replies) 08/22/2012 on Rowboats and hoes +3
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User avatar #15 - cofy (08/22/2012) [-]
466 fifteenth commmmmmmmmmeeennnnttttt
User avatar #16 - bloodofthedragon (08/22/2012) [-]
comment 16 bitches
#17 - kaiwan (08/22/2012) [-]
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User avatar #18 - ghostyzg (08/22/2012) [-]
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#42 - hm? say something?  [+] (8 new replies) 08/22/2012 on We donot serve women....... +1
#67 - offsprings (08/22/2012) [-]
#44 - babyjesuspwnage (08/22/2012) [-]
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you magical fucker.
teach me
#45 - bulbakip (08/22/2012) [-]
okay. knowledge is power so first

>right click on the gif or pic and click "open image in new tab"
> highlight url of pic and press ctrl+c
> go to google images
> click on little black camera symbol in the right side of the search bar
> paste (ctrl +v) the image into the search bar that has popped up
>begin searching using methods of detection ( I just looked untill I saw a name
> then google search that name to see what you get.

h8torade.com/2011/03/09/random-hottie-jenn-kaelin/ my god, im in love i think


#46 - babyjesuspwnage (08/22/2012) [-]
i wasnt aware you could do that with gifs. i knew you could with normal pictures. or did you just take a screenshot?
User avatar #49 - bulbakip (08/22/2012) [-]
nope just pasted the gif I found her face book. its photos are not blocked. damn I'm creepy. www.facebook.com/jenn.kaelin?ref=ts
#52 - babyjesuspwnage (08/22/2012) [-]
its stalking time.
#71 - 4chan refugee (08/22/2012) [-]
This picture is relevant so many time, oh so many fucking times.
#76 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2012 on four chain +132
#111 - wodahs Comment deleted by babyjesuspwnage
#50 - Your mom. 08/22/2012 on Well Then....... -2
#32 - Picture  [+] (13 new replies) 08/22/2012 on We donot serve women....... +6
User avatar #40 - bulbakip (08/22/2012) [-]
sauce? for the love of fly-spaghetti-monster, sauce!
#74 - 4chan refugee (08/22/2012) [-]
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you can thank me later.
#75 - 4chan refugee (08/22/2012) [-]
/watch?v=la_QOi1hfi4

Sorry, enter on YouTube, THEN thank me later.
User avatar #83 - bulbakip (08/22/2012) [-]
youre awesome. and should feel awesome
#42 - babyjesuspwnage (08/22/2012) [-]
hm? say something?
#67 - offsprings (08/22/2012) [-]
#44 - babyjesuspwnage (08/22/2012) [-]
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you magical fucker.
teach me
#45 - bulbakip (08/22/2012) [-]
okay. knowledge is power so first

>right click on the gif or pic and click "open image in new tab"
> highlight url of pic and press ctrl+c
> go to google images
> click on little black camera symbol in the right side of the search bar
> paste (ctrl +v) the image into the search bar that has popped up
>begin searching using methods of detection ( I just looked untill I saw a name
> then google search that name to see what you get.

h8torade.com/2011/03/09/random-hottie-jenn-kaelin/ my god, im in love i think


#46 - babyjesuspwnage (08/22/2012) [-]
i wasnt aware you could do that with gifs. i knew you could with normal pictures. or did you just take a screenshot?
User avatar #49 - bulbakip (08/22/2012) [-]
nope just pasted the gif I found her face book. its photos are not blocked. damn I'm creepy. www.facebook.com/jenn.kaelin?ref=ts
#52 - babyjesuspwnage (08/22/2012) [-]
its stalking time.
#71 - 4chan refugee (08/22/2012) [-]
This picture is relevant so many time, oh so many fucking times.
#230 - youll never understand the secrets behind senorbuttplug... 08/21/2012 on There is no sugar on the... +2
#189 - senorbuttplug  [+] (4 new replies) 08/21/2012 on There is no sugar on the... +3
#209 - bannon (08/21/2012) [-]
Why is everybody talking about SenorButtPlug?
User avatar #230 - babyjesuspwnage (08/21/2012) [-]
youll never understand the secrets behind senorbuttplug...
#219 - ainsley (08/21/2012) [-]
You like SenorButtPlug, don't you bannon?
#225 - dubzzzz (08/21/2012) [-]
#634 - **babyjesuspwnage rolled a random image posted in comment #1… 08/21/2012 on Scene Bitch 0
#416 - meh. i know. but it just happens constantly. 08/21/2012 on Deplomacy at its finest 0
#124 - there isn't a commandment saying "thou shalt not laug…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2012 on JESUS NO +3
User avatar #182 - kanaka (08/21/2012) [-]
But the bible does say to follow in God's footsteps, and I'm pretty sure he wouldn't laugh at a sacrilegious joke pertaining to Christianity. My logic, at least.
#183 - sacrilegious (08/22/2012) [-]
What about my jokes?
User avatar #184 - kanaka (08/22/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#21 - Picture 08/20/2012 on F.U.N +6
#44 - i dont know what to make of that reaction. 08/20/2012 on NOPE 0
#97 - i want to enlarge it terribly bad. 08/20/2012 on Totally looks like comp +10
#394 - I'm not easily offended. People constantly call you fat JUST b…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2012 on Deplomacy at its finest 0
User avatar #412 - justsambino (08/21/2012) [-]
I wasn't calling you fat though, just saying that USA has the most obese people in the world.

Sorry if you felt that way, I obviously live in Europe and just wanted to point out that the guy was wrong
User avatar #416 - babyjesuspwnage (08/21/2012) [-]
meh. i know. but it just happens constantly.
#33 - Comment deleted 08/20/2012 on A New Flashlight! 0
#45 - You're making us look bad. 08/20/2012 on Deplomacy at its finest +6
#44 - Illiterate 6th grader.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/20/2012 on Deplomacy at its finest +1
User avatar #390 - justsambino (08/20/2012) [-]
www.nationmaster.com/graph/hea_obe-health-obesity

Do your research before you try to mock me.

easily offended American
User avatar #394 - babyjesuspwnage (08/20/2012) [-]
I'm not easily offended. People constantly call you fat JUST because you live in America. Don't get me wrong, we have a hell of a lot of fat people. It just gets annoying after people constantly call you fat without knowing shit about you.
User avatar #412 - justsambino (08/21/2012) [-]
I wasn't calling you fat though, just saying that USA has the most obese people in the world.

Sorry if you felt that way, I obviously live in Europe and just wanted to point out that the guy was wrong
User avatar #416 - babyjesuspwnage (08/21/2012) [-]
meh. i know. but it just happens constantly.
#92 - who said they arn't his...  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2012 on Sand, under a 250x microscope +90
User avatar #227 - allahakbar (08/20/2012) [-]
Who knows...he could have taken a sample of OP and looked at it under a microscope...
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User avatar #40 - zameckis (07/19/2012) [-]
Thanks for add!!
User avatar #41 to #40 - babyjesuspwnage (07/20/2012) [-]
anytime sir
User avatar #36 - Detroits Ayrab (03/09/2012) [-]
u bastard, i dont always log in to my account, but when i do, its to ******* congratulate someone!
Ur gives me hope post gave me major feels, for once i actually enjoyed something that wasnt funny on FJ!
u deserve a metal.. u bastard u made an arab tear up, i should destroy u infidel.. but u give me hope..
1000 internets for u!
but seriously the comments made it hilarious as all ******* hell!
#37 to #36 - babyjesuspwnage (03/09/2012) [-]
best comment ive ever gotten in my live.
best comment ive ever gotten in my live.
User avatar #38 to #37 - Detroits Ayrab (03/09/2012) [-]
U deserve it! my brain was full of awesome!
here is my thought on u my good sir
You deserve a hot girl, with a hot body, made of chocolate tits, that lactate bacon, that tastes like green thumbs, surrounded by more bitches, fallowed by a group of pokemon, and ash ketchum bowing at ur feet
oh im not done yet
leader of everything that is wholy, ENVIED BY CHUCK NORRIS!
you my sir, are awesome :) people like u make me love this site again, not like the way its been, people like u make my visits to FJ enjoyable
yes
User avatar #39 to #38 - babyjesuspwnage (03/09/2012) [-]
no words can explain the happiness i feel right now
User avatar #22 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
Third time in one night that we overloaded a thread.

I'm book smart. You know, AP and honors classes, high GPA, and so on. And I seem to have more common sense than most people in my school. But I have a hard time cracking down and doing work. For example, tonight, I should have done homework, but I got engaged instead :D
User avatar #23 to #22 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
were so cool. we deserve an award.
and im not in AP. im in college prep.

and same here i was supposed to do... some algebra. but we got engaged :D
so tomorow. when my teacher asks why, ill have a pretty damn good excuse.
User avatar #24 to #23 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
I'm sure that works. It actually turned out alright for me. The physics homework isn't due until Thursday, I copied my AP Lang from a friend, did my German 3 in AP Lang after the test, and we got an extra day for it anyway, and the APUSH wasn't collected.

I'm not sure what college prep really is, but it's good not to take AP your Freshman year. I took one, and failed the exam.
User avatar #25 to #24 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
college prep is AP for people who cant take AP. cause i got bad grades last year. i could easily take AP tho.
User avatar #26 to #25 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
Do it next year. They're not even hard, I don't even know what people do in their other classes that these AP classes are supposed to be hard.

On the other hand, mine are known for being pretty easy: AP Psych, AP world history, AP US history, AP English language, AP Environmental Science, AP human geography.
If you want an AP class, pick one of those.
User avatar #27 to #26 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
im taking physics my senior year.
User avatar #28 to #27 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
Unless you're super ******* smart, DON'T. I have honors physics, not even AP, and it kills me little by little. But there are extenuating circumstances, so you might be alright.
User avatar #29 to #28 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
im smart. c: id like to take it anyway. colleges like that shiit.

and were getting married today, correct?
User avatar #30 to #29 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
I dunno what I'm gonna do with science next year. I'm done with the credits, but I still want another one. I might be able to survive AP physics, since I'll have the regular physics class behind me already.

Also, yes, but I'm not sure how.
User avatar #31 to #30 - babyjesuspwnage (11/16/2011) [-]
hm hm hm... we should make a comic about it.
User avatar #32 to #31 - RedPurpleRain (11/16/2011) [-]
I'm far too lazy/busy to do it. You can, though.
User avatar #1 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
It stopped letting me reply there, so...

I wasn't gonna ask you that, seeing as I have a friend that has family from Jersey and they're all fine. But he looks like a douche if he wears sunglasses... Anyway, I live in Maryland.
User avatar #2 to #1 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
I WAS JUST THERE :D annapolis for marchingg bandd. c:
User avatar #3 to #2 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
WOAH. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I LOVE MY SCHOOL'S MARCHING BAND.

I'm joining the class next semester, possibly marching band next year.
My bandies > everyone else.

What was your marching band doing there?
User avatar #4 to #3 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
nationals. second place. group 3 open.<3
and agreed.
bandies > everything else in the world.
User avatar #5 to #4 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
My bandies > you bandies.

I wasn't in marching band, but I still went to all the practices and a couple games.
Hmm... I don't remember if my band went to that... Tournament of the Bands? Exhibition? I wasn't paying that much attention.

Now I have to pick an instrument. The director wants me to play a brass because most of our brass section is graduating this year... I'm thinking maybe trumpet, because there's only two. What do you recommend?
User avatar #6 to #5 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
my bandies >>>>>>> you bandies
and percussion. cause im in percussion.c:<3 since i was 2.
drumline > rest of bandies.
User avatar #7 to #6 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
See, now I have to get MY bandies to jump YOUR bandies. Mine are so much cooler, but it's a pretty small group

But our drumline kind of sucks, and I don't wanna be the one to make it suck more. My friend's dad is in charge of it, so I could, but nah. Brass section actually needs people. The director is encouraging flutes to switch over, so we're good on flutes, saxes, and clarinets. I've been offered the French horn, Trombone, and Trumpet.

I kind of want to play Trombone because 1. There's currently only one 2. It's an easier one and 3. To be able to call myself a Tromboner.
User avatar #8 to #7 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
i think i love you.
User avatar #9 to #8 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
Then it's a good thing we're getting married tomorrow ♥
User avatar #10 to #9 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
pennys gonna like this.♥
User avatar #11 to #10 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
:D YES SHE WILL.
User avatar #12 to #11 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
what graade are you in?
User avatar #13 to #12 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
11th. I'll be 17 in March.
User avatar #14 to #13 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
oooooouuu............. im 15. haha.
User avatar #15 to #14 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
That's not pedo-level younger. Just turned 15 or what?
User avatar #16 to #15 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
just did.
User avatar #17 to #16 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
Still not a pedo. So, Freshman?

Hey, you can be the third or so cool freshman than I've met.
User avatar #18 to #17 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
yes & daw. it means alot. youre one of the few people (becides bandies) that are cool with having freshman friends.
User avatar #19 to #18 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
Bandies are the main ones that are cool with it. I'm referred to as either "honorary band kid" "band creep" or "band slave" Band slave because they put me to work, man. I've barely associated with my non-musical friends since the 1st marking period of last year.

Actually, one of my best friends now is a freshman. It's just that every year, the freshman ACTUALLY get ******** .

Awkward question time: Are you a dude?
User avatar #20 to #19 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
yeep. itd bee maaaaaaaad awkward if you were too...
User avatar #21 to #20 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
Lol no, I'm of the female variety.

You'd think you'd figure that out just by how much more I say than you.
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