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Gender: male
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Consoles Owned: Original Playstation, wii, gamecube PS3, Xbox, Xbox 360, PSP,
Video Games Played: Call of Duty, MCLA, Halo, Minecraft, Borderlands, Mirrors Edge, TF2
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Date Signed Up:11/02/2011
Last Login:1/15/2014
Location:P Sherman Wallaby lane Sydney
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im jeremy and i like to make people laugh.

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#321 - .gif related...  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2012 on Boom +12
#326 - interabangedyourma (01/19/2012) [-]
#299 - you said something about a shirt right?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/19/2012 on Every damn time.. +8
User avatar #306 - zenkon (01/19/2012) [-]
damn you!!!! I was watching FJ looking for funny and now I want to fap thanks to you....
#309 - babyjesuspwnage (01/19/2012) [-]
#297 - Comment deleted 01/19/2012 on Every damn time.. 0
#1024 - i had a picture on here a month or two about it actually. … 01/19/2012 on Dont do it America! 0
#1022 - lets get this **** started shall we?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/19/2012 on Dont do it America! +2
User avatar #1031 - bmxmax (01/19/2012) [-]
**bmxmax rolls 89**
User avatar #1033 - babyjesuspwnage (01/19/2012) [-]
close enough.
#702 - that poor man... he was offered and couldnt accept... … 01/19/2012 on What the? 0
#908 - Picture 01/19/2012 on School... +2
#906 - **babyjesuspwnage rolls 74** prepare your piss. 01/19/2012 on School... +1
#231 - valid point my friend. 01/18/2012 on Am I pregnant? XD +13
#585 - i knew i heard an oh yeah before it happened... i was just… 01/18/2012 on Sexism 0
#563 - god damn it. look what you did to my house.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2012 on Sexism 0
User avatar #570 - nikkuma (01/18/2012) [-]
You did it wrong. That was just Kool Aid Guy running by to say hi.
User avatar #585 - babyjesuspwnage (01/18/2012) [-]
i knew i heard an oh yeah before it happened...
i was just assuming i was hearing stuff.
#126 - Picture 01/18/2012 on Math and boobs +1
#544 - yes. its quite related actually... 01/18/2012 on Sexism +3
#539 - dividing by zero?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/18/2012 on Sexism 0
User avatar #551 - nikkuma (01/18/2012) [-]
In theory, hit Chuck Norris with Nokia 3310.
#563 - babyjesuspwnage (01/18/2012) [-]
god damn it. look what you did to my house.
User avatar #570 - nikkuma (01/18/2012) [-]
You did it wrong. That was just Kool Aid Guy running by to say hi.
User avatar #585 - babyjesuspwnage (01/18/2012) [-]
i knew i heard an oh yeah before it happened...
i was just assuming i was hearing stuff.
#538 - at least you still give him the sweet green backs whenever he …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2012 on Sexism 0
User avatar #546 - ShrimpPuff (01/18/2012) [-]
Hell yeah! and he is in the Navy, so it isn't like he doesn't have money. I just hate feeling worthless, so I enjoy giving back :)
#535 - they also have a vagina which gains them an instant ticket to … 01/18/2012 on Sexism -1
#39 - Picture 01/18/2012 on lolstika. 0
#75 - i see the assassins have failed... 01/18/2012 on oh for fucks sake +6
#75 - i have seen this picture many times before... 01/18/2012 on Man the harpoons -1
#97 - at the end she p ass ed out.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2012 on The Internet. +5
User avatar #111 - arikdefrasia (01/18/2012) [-]
ass
#154 - Picture 01/18/2012 on OP Delivers +5
#61 - that is quite... asstounding... 01/18/2012 on Give this kid a medal +3
#88 - i heard the b ass at her concert was great.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/18/2012 on The Internet. +6
#90 - zehlibertine (01/18/2012) [-]
The crowd was MAssive.
User avatar #97 - babyjesuspwnage (01/18/2012) [-]
at the end she passed out.
User avatar #111 - arikdefrasia (01/18/2012) [-]
ass
#80 - it could even be a little classy.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/18/2012 on The Internet. +6
#87 - zehlibertine (01/18/2012) [-]
Couldn't pAss up that photo opportunity.
User avatar #88 - babyjesuspwnage (01/18/2012) [-]
i heard the bass at her concert was great.
#90 - zehlibertine (01/18/2012) [-]
The crowd was MAssive.
User avatar #97 - babyjesuspwnage (01/18/2012) [-]
at the end she passed out.
User avatar #111 - arikdefrasia (01/18/2012) [-]
ass
#76 - that is quite.... ass tounding  [+] (10 new replies) 01/18/2012 on The Internet. +13
#118 - darkteddy (01/18/2012) [-]
#93 - rikroll (01/18/2012) [-]
#82 - deathil (01/18/2012) [-]
i c wut u did der
#77 - zehlibertine (01/18/2012) [-]
It's something to asspire to.
User avatar #80 - babyjesuspwnage (01/18/2012) [-]
it could even be a little classy.
#87 - zehlibertine (01/18/2012) [-]
Couldn't pAss up that photo opportunity.
User avatar #88 - babyjesuspwnage (01/18/2012) [-]
i heard the bass at her concert was great.
#90 - zehlibertine (01/18/2012) [-]
The crowd was MAssive.
User avatar #97 - babyjesuspwnage (01/18/2012) [-]
at the end she passed out.
User avatar #111 - arikdefrasia (01/18/2012) [-]
ass

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User avatar #40 - zameckis (07/19/2012) [-]
Thanks for add!!
User avatar #41 to #40 - babyjesuspwnage (07/20/2012) [-]
anytime sir
User avatar #36 - Detroits Ayrab (03/09/2012) [-]
u bastard, i dont always log in to my account, but when i do, its to ******* congratulate someone!
Ur gives me hope post gave me major feels, for once i actually enjoyed something that wasnt funny on FJ!
u deserve a metal.. u bastard u made an arab tear up, i should destroy u infidel.. but u give me hope..
1000 internets for u!
but seriously the comments made it hilarious as all ******* hell!
#37 to #36 - babyjesuspwnage (03/09/2012) [-]
best comment ive ever gotten in my live.
best comment ive ever gotten in my live.
User avatar #38 to #37 - Detroits Ayrab (03/09/2012) [-]
U deserve it! my brain was full of awesome!
here is my thought on u my good sir
You deserve a hot girl, with a hot body, made of chocolate tits, that lactate bacon, that tastes like green thumbs, surrounded by more bitches, fallowed by a group of pokemon, and ash ketchum bowing at ur feet
oh im not done yet
leader of everything that is wholy, ENVIED BY CHUCK NORRIS!
you my sir, are awesome :) people like u make me love this site again, not like the way its been, people like u make my visits to FJ enjoyable
yes
User avatar #39 to #38 - babyjesuspwnage (03/09/2012) [-]
no words can explain the happiness i feel right now
User avatar #22 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
Third time in one night that we overloaded a thread.

I'm book smart. You know, AP and honors classes, high GPA, and so on. And I seem to have more common sense than most people in my school. But I have a hard time cracking down and doing work. For example, tonight, I should have done homework, but I got engaged instead :D
User avatar #23 to #22 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
were so cool. we deserve an award.
and im not in AP. im in college prep.

and same here i was supposed to do... some algebra. but we got engaged :D
so tomorow. when my teacher asks why, ill have a pretty damn good excuse.
User avatar #24 to #23 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
I'm sure that works. It actually turned out alright for me. The physics homework isn't due until Thursday, I copied my AP Lang from a friend, did my German 3 in AP Lang after the test, and we got an extra day for it anyway, and the APUSH wasn't collected.

I'm not sure what college prep really is, but it's good not to take AP your Freshman year. I took one, and failed the exam.
User avatar #25 to #24 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
college prep is AP for people who cant take AP. cause i got bad grades last year. i could easily take AP tho.
User avatar #26 to #25 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
Do it next year. They're not even hard, I don't even know what people do in their other classes that these AP classes are supposed to be hard.

On the other hand, mine are known for being pretty easy: AP Psych, AP world history, AP US history, AP English language, AP Environmental Science, AP human geography.
If you want an AP class, pick one of those.
User avatar #27 to #26 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
im taking physics my senior year.
User avatar #28 to #27 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
Unless you're super ******* smart, DON'T. I have honors physics, not even AP, and it kills me little by little. But there are extenuating circumstances, so you might be alright.
User avatar #29 to #28 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
im smart. c: id like to take it anyway. colleges like that shiit.

and were getting married today, correct?
User avatar #30 to #29 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
I dunno what I'm gonna do with science next year. I'm done with the credits, but I still want another one. I might be able to survive AP physics, since I'll have the regular physics class behind me already.

Also, yes, but I'm not sure how.
User avatar #31 to #30 - babyjesuspwnage (11/16/2011) [-]
hm hm hm... we should make a comic about it.
User avatar #32 to #31 - RedPurpleRain (11/16/2011) [-]
I'm far too lazy/busy to do it. You can, though.
User avatar #1 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
It stopped letting me reply there, so...

I wasn't gonna ask you that, seeing as I have a friend that has family from Jersey and they're all fine. But he looks like a douche if he wears sunglasses... Anyway, I live in Maryland.
User avatar #2 to #1 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
I WAS JUST THERE :D annapolis for marchingg bandd. c:
User avatar #3 to #2 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
WOAH. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I LOVE MY SCHOOL'S MARCHING BAND.

I'm joining the class next semester, possibly marching band next year.
My bandies > everyone else.

What was your marching band doing there?
User avatar #4 to #3 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
nationals. second place. group 3 open.<3
and agreed.
bandies > everything else in the world.
User avatar #5 to #4 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
My bandies > you bandies.

I wasn't in marching band, but I still went to all the practices and a couple games.
Hmm... I don't remember if my band went to that... Tournament of the Bands? Exhibition? I wasn't paying that much attention.

Now I have to pick an instrument. The director wants me to play a brass because most of our brass section is graduating this year... I'm thinking maybe trumpet, because there's only two. What do you recommend?
User avatar #6 to #5 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
my bandies >>>>>>> you bandies
and percussion. cause im in percussion.c:<3 since i was 2.
drumline > rest of bandies.
User avatar #7 to #6 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
See, now I have to get MY bandies to jump YOUR bandies. Mine are so much cooler, but it's a pretty small group

But our drumline kind of sucks, and I don't wanna be the one to make it suck more. My friend's dad is in charge of it, so I could, but nah. Brass section actually needs people. The director is encouraging flutes to switch over, so we're good on flutes, saxes, and clarinets. I've been offered the French horn, Trombone, and Trumpet.

I kind of want to play Trombone because 1. There's currently only one 2. It's an easier one and 3. To be able to call myself a Tromboner.
User avatar #8 to #7 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
i think i love you.
User avatar #9 to #8 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
Then it's a good thing we're getting married tomorrow ♥
User avatar #10 to #9 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
pennys gonna like this.♥
User avatar #11 to #10 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
:D YES SHE WILL.
User avatar #12 to #11 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
what graade are you in?
User avatar #13 to #12 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
11th. I'll be 17 in March.
User avatar #14 to #13 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
oooooouuu............. im 15. haha.
User avatar #15 to #14 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
That's not pedo-level younger. Just turned 15 or what?
User avatar #16 to #15 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
just did.
User avatar #17 to #16 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
Still not a pedo. So, Freshman?

Hey, you can be the third or so cool freshman than I've met.
User avatar #18 to #17 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
yes & daw. it means alot. youre one of the few people (becides bandies) that are cool with having freshman friends.
User avatar #19 to #18 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
Bandies are the main ones that are cool with it. I'm referred to as either "honorary band kid" "band creep" or "band slave" Band slave because they put me to work, man. I've barely associated with my non-musical friends since the 1st marking period of last year.

Actually, one of my best friends now is a freshman. It's just that every year, the freshman ACTUALLY get ******** .

Awkward question time: Are you a dude?
User avatar #20 to #19 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
yeep. itd bee maaaaaaaad awkward if you were too...
User avatar #21 to #20 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
Lol no, I'm of the female variety.

You'd think you'd figure that out just by how much more I say than you.
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