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Video Games Played: Call of Duty, MCLA, Halo, Minecraft, Borderlands, Mirrors Edge, TF2
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Date Signed Up:11/02/2011
Last Login:1/15/2014
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im jeremy and i like to make people laugh.

latest user's comments

#28 - But still. It's just that there's at LEAST one 4chan post on t… 12/14/2012 on 4chan RAID BEGINS on... -1
#24 - LOL DUDE THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M GOING TO SCREENSHOT IT AND PUT IT ON FJ.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2012 on 4chan RAID BEGINS on... 0
User avatar #27 - robskul (12/14/2012) [-]
i found it funny, plus not everyone was on /b/ when this happened
User avatar #28 - babyjesuspwnage (12/14/2012) [-]
But still. It's just that there's at LEAST one 4chan post on the front page daily.
#17 - Picture 12/14/2012 on 4chan +8
#36 - Picture 12/13/2012 on Just for shits & giggles -3
#9 - I have never seen this before.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/13/2012 on R.I.P. -2
#17 - theoriginaltyson (12/14/2012) [-]

This reaction image is still funny and original
#15 - ktjacobs (12/14/2012) [-]
I refuse to be known as "no one"
#12 - nadastress (12/13/2012) [-]
Well I guess I'm no one
#10 - wellshitshitshit (12/13/2012) [-]
would you believe me if i said that i have never seen or heard that before?
#212 - And on top of that have my buddy take out his phone to get a picture.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2012 on so i'm in a nerf battle,... 0
User avatar #214 - profarnsworth (12/13/2012) [-]
What if its a fake eye?
#211 - Yeah because I would totally sit there and move my eye around …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2012 on so i'm in a nerf battle,... 0
User avatar #212 - babyjesuspwnage (12/13/2012) [-]
And on top of that have my buddy take out his phone to get a picture.
User avatar #214 - profarnsworth (12/13/2012) [-]
What if its a fake eye?
#205 - Seems legit.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/13/2012 on so i'm in a nerf battle,... +4
User avatar #208 - moosespoon (12/13/2012) [-]
Eyes move.
User avatar #211 - babyjesuspwnage (12/13/2012) [-]
Yeah because I would totally sit there and move my eye around with that on it.
User avatar #212 - babyjesuspwnage (12/13/2012) [-]
And on top of that have my buddy take out his phone to get a picture.
User avatar #214 - profarnsworth (12/13/2012) [-]
What if its a fake eye?
#282 - Your mom is cheesy.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2012 on The Blind Man's Favor 0
User avatar #287 - biggrand (12/10/2012) [-]
that was dick cheese, because it was really my dad
#198 - Still my favorite creepypasta of all time.  [+] (7 new replies) 12/10/2012 on The Blind Man's Favor +10
#260 - quickstrike has deleted their comment.
#243 - buthow (12/10/2012) [-]
Thanks, I read this somewhere else a while back. I knew a friend who couldn't get sleep for days and started acting weird. He couldn't sleep because of an event that just happened to him. Really horrifying to know that if he hadn't gotten sleep that fifth day, things could have gone downhill.
tl;dr good creepy pasta
User avatar #209 - biggrand (12/10/2012) [-]
pretty good except the end was a little cheesy
User avatar #282 - babyjesuspwnage (12/10/2012) [-]
Your mom is cheesy.
User avatar #287 - biggrand (12/10/2012) [-]
that was dick cheese, because it was really my dad
User avatar #201 - yepimbored (12/10/2012) [-]
love this one as well.
User avatar #199 - Viceroy (12/10/2012) [-]
#94 - but 90% of it was /b/. There was at least one thread about it daily. 12/09/2012 on Well Played 0
#30 - Source, bitches. 12/09/2012 on Gangsta as fuck 0
#30 - LOL WE'RE SO COOL GETTING **** FIRST LOLOL WE ARE…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2012 on Call of duty (see description) +2
User avatar #31 - shinkashank (12/07/2012) [-]
No, I'm just saying I saw this on reddit. Why I got -37 is beyond me. I never said anything along the lines of "LOL WE'RE SO COOL GETTING SHIT FIRST LOLOL WE ARE KING OF INTERNET".
#32 - anonexplains (12/07/2012) [-]
Because nobody gives a fuck
#69 - "snow" 12/07/2012 on snow ha? +1
#7 - It was on purpose. 12/04/2012 on Libraries - Where Lerning... +3
#7 - What Are You Talking About?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2012 on I always put my laundry in... +1
User avatar #19 - trollins (12/05/2012) [-]
your Reatrded!
#23 - anonexplains (12/05/2012) [-]
My retarded what?
User avatar #52 - trollins (12/05/2012) [-]
#12 - LOLE IM LE troll E. 12/04/2012 on Every Damn Time -1
#69 - Comment deleted 12/04/2012 on Unacceptable +4
#34 - But it's Whose Line. So it deserves a repost.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2012 on WLIIA +4
#65 - anonexplains (12/04/2012) [-]
#14 - Picture 12/04/2012 on Found on facebook -3
#253 - Picture 12/04/2012 on /b/ does photoshop... +7
#29 - In legendary that is.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2012 on I Was Awesome In High School +1
User avatar #32 - mangioluingi (12/04/2012) [-]
I was thinking of clarifying but was too lazy
thank you my friend
#59 - I wish we were all as smart as you. 12/03/2012 on The Result of Hours of Gaming -3
#12 - Picture 12/03/2012 on /b/ +10
#27 - Picture 12/03/2012 on "racism" at it's finest.. +5
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #40 - zameckis (07/19/2012) [-]
Thanks for add!!
User avatar #41 to #40 - babyjesuspwnage (07/20/2012) [-]
anytime sir
User avatar #36 - Detroits Ayrab (03/09/2012) [-]
u bastard, i dont always log in to my account, but when i do, its to ******* congratulate someone!
Ur gives me hope post gave me major feels, for once i actually enjoyed something that wasnt funny on FJ!
u deserve a metal.. u bastard u made an arab tear up, i should destroy u infidel.. but u give me hope..
1000 internets for u!
but seriously the comments made it hilarious as all ******* hell!
#37 to #36 - babyjesuspwnage (03/09/2012) [-]
best comment ive ever gotten in my live.
best comment ive ever gotten in my live.
User avatar #38 to #37 - Detroits Ayrab (03/09/2012) [-]
U deserve it! my brain was full of awesome!
here is my thought on u my good sir
You deserve a hot girl, with a hot body, made of chocolate tits, that lactate bacon, that tastes like green thumbs, surrounded by more bitches, fallowed by a group of pokemon, and ash ketchum bowing at ur feet
oh im not done yet
leader of everything that is wholy, ENVIED BY CHUCK NORRIS!
you my sir, are awesome :) people like u make me love this site again, not like the way its been, people like u make my visits to FJ enjoyable
User avatar #39 to #38 - babyjesuspwnage (03/09/2012) [-]
no words can explain the happiness i feel right now
User avatar #22 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
Third time in one night that we overloaded a thread.

I'm book smart. You know, AP and honors classes, high GPA, and so on. And I seem to have more common sense than most people in my school. But I have a hard time cracking down and doing work. For example, tonight, I should have done homework, but I got engaged instead :D
User avatar #23 to #22 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
were so cool. we deserve an award.
and im not in AP. im in college prep.

and same here i was supposed to do... some algebra. but we got engaged :D
so tomorow. when my teacher asks why, ill have a pretty damn good excuse.
User avatar #24 to #23 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
I'm sure that works. It actually turned out alright for me. The physics homework isn't due until Thursday, I copied my AP Lang from a friend, did my German 3 in AP Lang after the test, and we got an extra day for it anyway, and the APUSH wasn't collected.

I'm not sure what college prep really is, but it's good not to take AP your Freshman year. I took one, and failed the exam.
User avatar #25 to #24 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
college prep is AP for people who cant take AP. cause i got bad grades last year. i could easily take AP tho.
User avatar #26 to #25 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
Do it next year. They're not even hard, I don't even know what people do in their other classes that these AP classes are supposed to be hard.

On the other hand, mine are known for being pretty easy: AP Psych, AP world history, AP US history, AP English language, AP Environmental Science, AP human geography.
If you want an AP class, pick one of those.
User avatar #27 to #26 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
im taking physics my senior year.
User avatar #28 to #27 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
Unless you're super ******* smart, DON'T. I have honors physics, not even AP, and it kills me little by little. But there are extenuating circumstances, so you might be alright.
User avatar #29 to #28 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
im smart. c: id like to take it anyway. colleges like that shiit.

and were getting married today, correct?
User avatar #30 to #29 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
I dunno what I'm gonna do with science next year. I'm done with the credits, but I still want another one. I might be able to survive AP physics, since I'll have the regular physics class behind me already.

Also, yes, but I'm not sure how.
User avatar #31 to #30 - babyjesuspwnage (11/16/2011) [-]
hm hm hm... we should make a comic about it.
User avatar #32 to #31 - RedPurpleRain (11/16/2011) [-]
I'm far too lazy/busy to do it. You can, though.
User avatar #1 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
It stopped letting me reply there, so...

I wasn't gonna ask you that, seeing as I have a friend that has family from Jersey and they're all fine. But he looks like a douche if he wears sunglasses... Anyway, I live in Maryland.
User avatar #2 to #1 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
I WAS JUST THERE :D annapolis for marchingg bandd. c:
User avatar #3 to #2 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]

I'm joining the class next semester, possibly marching band next year.
My bandies > everyone else.

What was your marching band doing there?
User avatar #4 to #3 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
nationals. second place. group 3 open.<3
and agreed.
bandies > everything else in the world.
User avatar #5 to #4 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
My bandies > you bandies.

I wasn't in marching band, but I still went to all the practices and a couple games.
Hmm... I don't remember if my band went to that... Tournament of the Bands? Exhibition? I wasn't paying that much attention.

Now I have to pick an instrument. The director wants me to play a brass because most of our brass section is graduating this year... I'm thinking maybe trumpet, because there's only two. What do you recommend?
User avatar #6 to #5 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
my bandies >>>>>>> you bandies
and percussion. cause im in percussion.c:<3 since i was 2.
drumline > rest of bandies.
User avatar #7 to #6 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
See, now I have to get MY bandies to jump YOUR bandies. Mine are so much cooler, but it's a pretty small group

But our drumline kind of sucks, and I don't wanna be the one to make it suck more. My friend's dad is in charge of it, so I could, but nah. Brass section actually needs people. The director is encouraging flutes to switch over, so we're good on flutes, saxes, and clarinets. I've been offered the French horn, Trombone, and Trumpet.

I kind of want to play Trombone because 1. There's currently only one 2. It's an easier one and 3. To be able to call myself a Tromboner.
User avatar #8 to #7 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
i think i love you.
User avatar #9 to #8 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
Then it's a good thing we're getting married tomorrow ♥
User avatar #10 to #9 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
pennys gonna like this.♥
User avatar #11 to #10 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
User avatar #12 to #11 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
what graade are you in?
User avatar #13 to #12 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
11th. I'll be 17 in March.
User avatar #14 to #13 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
oooooouuu............. im 15. haha.
User avatar #15 to #14 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
That's not pedo-level younger. Just turned 15 or what?
User avatar #16 to #15 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
just did.
User avatar #17 to #16 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
Still not a pedo. So, Freshman?

Hey, you can be the third or so cool freshman than I've met.
User avatar #18 to #17 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
yes & daw. it means alot. youre one of the few people (becides bandies) that are cool with having freshman friends.
User avatar #19 to #18 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
Bandies are the main ones that are cool with it. I'm referred to as either "honorary band kid" "band creep" or "band slave" Band slave because they put me to work, man. I've barely associated with my non-musical friends since the 1st marking period of last year.

Actually, one of my best friends now is a freshman. It's just that every year, the freshman ACTUALLY get ******** .

Awkward question time: Are you a dude?
User avatar #20 to #19 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
yeep. itd bee maaaaaaaad awkward if you were too...
User avatar #21 to #20 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
Lol no, I'm of the female variety.

You'd think you'd figure that out just by how much more I say than you.
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