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Gender: male
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Consoles Owned: Original Playstation, wii, gamecube PS3, Xbox, Xbox 360, PSP,
Video Games Played: Call of Duty, MCLA, Halo, Minecraft, Borderlands, Mirrors Edge, TF2
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Date Signed Up:11/02/2011
Last Login:1/15/2014
Location:P Sherman Wallaby lane Sydney
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Content Thumbs: 11758 total,  12738 ,  980
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Subscribers:8
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im jeremy and i like to make people laugh.

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#15 - theres writing? 08/20/2012 on Can't deny this! +31
#31 - oh god. its beautiful. 08/20/2012 on Hipster 0
#135 - if you have a picture of her tits i could clarify this for you. 08/20/2012 on Girl "LOGIC" +19
#58 - PUT THE ******* TABLE BACK. 08/20/2012 on youtube comments +2
#105 - what is this picture called? i could never find out. 08/19/2012 on true... 0
#188 - I'm not saying they're funny whatsoever. Just pointing out the… 08/19/2012 on Ikea Has Finally Made... 0
#692525 - no. **** you. monstercat is too royal for pony … 08/19/2012 on gay man cruising spot +1
#180 - because we all say cancer when we see our first tits. yup.…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2012 on Ikea Has Finally Made... -1
#186 - anonymous (08/19/2012) [-]
Your first sentence makes no sense, I was using an example to show how some people of funnyjunk react to dubs. When the people of funnyjunk call others cancer they are referring to the fact that they are contributing nothing to the site and are hurting the site because of their presence or actions. You are a fucking cancer if you believe rolling a damn number is funny. The gif is overused, but dubs are overused and have nothing to do with the topic of the post.
User avatar #188 - babyjesuspwnage (08/19/2012) [-]
I'm not saying they're funny whatsoever. Just pointing out the gif is overused.
And fuck yeah Doctor Who.
#152 - cancer.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/19/2012 on Ikea Has Finally Made... -3
#165 - anonymous (08/19/2012) [-]
Because he points out how unfunny dubs are that makes him a cancer? It's just a fucking number so stop acting like a 12 year old when he first sees boobs.
#189 - exrflarion (08/19/2012) [-]
Not because it's a number, you culd only get it if you're lucky in that 1/10 chances.
Also that pic is relevant and the rolling is executed perfectly.
User avatar #180 - babyjesuspwnage (08/19/2012) [-]
because we all say cancer when we see our first tits.
yup. logic. i said that because people post that unfunny gif when someone rolls dubs and gets thumbs.
#186 - anonymous (08/19/2012) [-]
Your first sentence makes no sense, I was using an example to show how some people of funnyjunk react to dubs. When the people of funnyjunk call others cancer they are referring to the fact that they are contributing nothing to the site and are hurting the site because of their presence or actions. You are a fucking cancer if you believe rolling a damn number is funny. The gif is overused, but dubs are overused and have nothing to do with the topic of the post.
User avatar #188 - babyjesuspwnage (08/19/2012) [-]
I'm not saying they're funny whatsoever. Just pointing out the gif is overused.
And fuck yeah Doctor Who.
#184 - "Damn gurl look at dem titties." 08/19/2012 on Attention everyone +3
#182 - It's people like you who make atheists look like dickheads. … 08/19/2012 on Attention everyone +5
#179 - Repost. But a damn good one that I don't mind seeing. 08/19/2012 on Attention everyone 0
#203 - Jokes on you. I'm out of school. I get bullied at work. 08/19/2012 on How do I reach the frontpage? 0
#68 - why does funnyjunk thumb up this stupid **** ?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/19/2012 on Adult Store +28
User avatar #152 - bennyandwills (08/20/2012) [-]
I'm sorry you didn't like it! I just thought it was funny, and fortunately some other people did too :)
User avatar #106 - basementgoblin (08/19/2012) [-]
Because some people like it. Is it really that hard to understand?
User avatar #69 - thechosentroll (08/19/2012) [-]
Becuase Europe.
User avatar #71 - reaperslayer (08/19/2012) [-]
actually europe has alot of good comedy i mean they had a hoover that did drugs www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovygn572FqQ&feature=fvwrel
#12 - lots of kids still get hit with belts. 08/19/2012 on The olden days 0
#123 - two of my recent wallpapers.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2012 on Post-Apocalyptic +1
#150 - krudd (08/19/2012) [-]
#122 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2012 on Post-Apocalyptic 0
#123 - babyjesuspwnage (08/19/2012) [-]
two of my recent wallpapers.
#150 - krudd (08/19/2012) [-]
#30 - what the **** is wrong with funnyjunk.  [+] (6 new replies) 08/19/2012 on How do I reach the frontpage? +46
#112 - anonymous (08/19/2012) [-]
scandinavian cancer errywhere
User avatar #31 - beardedpants (08/19/2012) [-]
I know i saw some content, and i could literally taste the 9fag.
#33 - anonymous (08/19/2012) [-]
What I taste is /b/'s salty cock in your mouth.
[small]yes i realize that means we are locking lips. Don't deny you love anon's tongue down your throat.[small]
#76 - jinkazama (08/19/2012) [-]
And anon gets thumbed down by FJers who are complete faggots and can't accept facts because they got bullied at school and therefore own the internet
User avatar #203 - babyjesuspwnage (08/19/2012) [-]
Jokes on you. I'm out of school.
I get bullied at work.
#105 - anonymous (08/19/2012) [-]
Read his comment in makes no sense and it's completely unrelated. That's why he was thumbed down.
#16 - Picture 08/19/2012 on Dog +32
#33 - source?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2012 on Hot or Not +1
User avatar #245 - hehehehhehehehe (08/19/2012) [-]
luanlegacy on youtube
User avatar #173 - SeoYummy (08/19/2012) [-]
luatlegacy
#11 - senorbuttplug 08/19/2012 on Be Tha Flower +8
#93 - Picture 08/19/2012 on Mrs. AJ's Mom -2
#367 - my username when. "its babyjesus" 08/17/2012 on Hey Atheists - Gloves 0
#216 - Picture 08/16/2012 on I just blew your mind +2
#85 - looks like a polar bear to me. 08/16/2012 on /b/ 0

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User avatar #40 - zameckis (07/19/2012) [-]
Thanks for add!!
User avatar #41 to #40 - babyjesuspwnage (07/20/2012) [-]
anytime sir
User avatar #36 - Detroits Ayrab (03/09/2012) [-]
u bastard, i dont always log in to my account, but when i do, its to ******* congratulate someone!
Ur gives me hope post gave me major feels, for once i actually enjoyed something that wasnt funny on FJ!
u deserve a metal.. u bastard u made an arab tear up, i should destroy u infidel.. but u give me hope..
1000 internets for u!
but seriously the comments made it hilarious as all ******* hell!
#37 to #36 - babyjesuspwnage (03/09/2012) [-]
best comment ive ever gotten in my live.
best comment ive ever gotten in my live.
User avatar #38 to #37 - Detroits Ayrab (03/09/2012) [-]
U deserve it! my brain was full of awesome!
here is my thought on u my good sir
You deserve a hot girl, with a hot body, made of chocolate tits, that lactate bacon, that tastes like green thumbs, surrounded by more bitches, fallowed by a group of pokemon, and ash ketchum bowing at ur feet
oh im not done yet
leader of everything that is wholy, ENVIED BY CHUCK NORRIS!
you my sir, are awesome :) people like u make me love this site again, not like the way its been, people like u make my visits to FJ enjoyable
yes
User avatar #39 to #38 - babyjesuspwnage (03/09/2012) [-]
no words can explain the happiness i feel right now
User avatar #22 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
Third time in one night that we overloaded a thread.

I'm book smart. You know, AP and honors classes, high GPA, and so on. And I seem to have more common sense than most people in my school. But I have a hard time cracking down and doing work. For example, tonight, I should have done homework, but I got engaged instead :D
User avatar #23 to #22 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
were so cool. we deserve an award.
and im not in AP. im in college prep.

and same here i was supposed to do... some algebra. but we got engaged :D
so tomorow. when my teacher asks why, ill have a pretty damn good excuse.
User avatar #24 to #23 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
I'm sure that works. It actually turned out alright for me. The physics homework isn't due until Thursday, I copied my AP Lang from a friend, did my German 3 in AP Lang after the test, and we got an extra day for it anyway, and the APUSH wasn't collected.

I'm not sure what college prep really is, but it's good not to take AP your Freshman year. I took one, and failed the exam.
User avatar #25 to #24 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
college prep is AP for people who cant take AP. cause i got bad grades last year. i could easily take AP tho.
User avatar #26 to #25 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
Do it next year. They're not even hard, I don't even know what people do in their other classes that these AP classes are supposed to be hard.

On the other hand, mine are known for being pretty easy: AP Psych, AP world history, AP US history, AP English language, AP Environmental Science, AP human geography.
If you want an AP class, pick one of those.
User avatar #27 to #26 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
im taking physics my senior year.
User avatar #28 to #27 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
Unless you're super ******* smart, DON'T. I have honors physics, not even AP, and it kills me little by little. But there are extenuating circumstances, so you might be alright.
User avatar #29 to #28 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
im smart. c: id like to take it anyway. colleges like that shiit.

and were getting married today, correct?
User avatar #30 to #29 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
I dunno what I'm gonna do with science next year. I'm done with the credits, but I still want another one. I might be able to survive AP physics, since I'll have the regular physics class behind me already.

Also, yes, but I'm not sure how.
User avatar #31 to #30 - babyjesuspwnage (11/16/2011) [-]
hm hm hm... we should make a comic about it.
User avatar #32 to #31 - RedPurpleRain (11/16/2011) [-]
I'm far too lazy/busy to do it. You can, though.
User avatar #1 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
It stopped letting me reply there, so...

I wasn't gonna ask you that, seeing as I have a friend that has family from Jersey and they're all fine. But he looks like a douche if he wears sunglasses... Anyway, I live in Maryland.
User avatar #2 to #1 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
I WAS JUST THERE :D annapolis for marchingg bandd. c:
User avatar #3 to #2 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
WOAH. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I LOVE MY SCHOOL'S MARCHING BAND.

I'm joining the class next semester, possibly marching band next year.
My bandies > everyone else.

What was your marching band doing there?
User avatar #4 to #3 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
nationals. second place. group 3 open.<3
and agreed.
bandies > everything else in the world.
User avatar #5 to #4 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
My bandies > you bandies.

I wasn't in marching band, but I still went to all the practices and a couple games.
Hmm... I don't remember if my band went to that... Tournament of the Bands? Exhibition? I wasn't paying that much attention.

Now I have to pick an instrument. The director wants me to play a brass because most of our brass section is graduating this year... I'm thinking maybe trumpet, because there's only two. What do you recommend?
User avatar #6 to #5 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
my bandies >>>>>>> you bandies
and percussion. cause im in percussion.c:<3 since i was 2.
drumline > rest of bandies.
User avatar #7 to #6 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
See, now I have to get MY bandies to jump YOUR bandies. Mine are so much cooler, but it's a pretty small group

But our drumline kind of sucks, and I don't wanna be the one to make it suck more. My friend's dad is in charge of it, so I could, but nah. Brass section actually needs people. The director is encouraging flutes to switch over, so we're good on flutes, saxes, and clarinets. I've been offered the French horn, Trombone, and Trumpet.

I kind of want to play Trombone because 1. There's currently only one 2. It's an easier one and 3. To be able to call myself a Tromboner.
User avatar #8 to #7 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
i think i love you.
User avatar #9 to #8 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
Then it's a good thing we're getting married tomorrow ♥
User avatar #10 to #9 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
pennys gonna like this.♥
User avatar #11 to #10 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
:D YES SHE WILL.
User avatar #12 to #11 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
what graade are you in?
User avatar #13 to #12 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
11th. I'll be 17 in March.
User avatar #14 to #13 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
oooooouuu............. im 15. haha.
User avatar #15 to #14 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
That's not pedo-level younger. Just turned 15 or what?
User avatar #16 to #15 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
just did.
User avatar #17 to #16 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
Still not a pedo. So, Freshman?

Hey, you can be the third or so cool freshman than I've met.
User avatar #18 to #17 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
yes & daw. it means alot. youre one of the few people (becides bandies) that are cool with having freshman friends.
User avatar #19 to #18 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
Bandies are the main ones that are cool with it. I'm referred to as either "honorary band kid" "band creep" or "band slave" Band slave because they put me to work, man. I've barely associated with my non-musical friends since the 1st marking period of last year.

Actually, one of my best friends now is a freshman. It's just that every year, the freshman ACTUALLY get ******** .

Awkward question time: Are you a dude?
User avatar #20 to #19 - babyjesuspwnage (11/15/2011) [-]
yeep. itd bee maaaaaaaad awkward if you were too...
User avatar #21 to #20 - RedPurpleRain (11/15/2011) [-]
Lol no, I'm of the female variety.

You'd think you'd figure that out just by how much more I say than you.
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