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#97 - What seems strange to me is that it's being released for the P…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2013 on In anticipation of GTA 5 0
User avatar #107 - holycrapimacupcake (07/17/2013) [-]
They said they may release it for next-gen systems with some updates.
#280 - That ****** in 7th place looks like he's already …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2013 on Help Charles meet Taylor Swift +1
User avatar #307 - manformen (07/16/2013) [-]
it's 17th place

just sayin'
#18 - i find it funny how everyone tries to go against zimmerman by …  [+] (10 new replies) 07/15/2013 on Treyvon Martin +1
User avatar #39 - phtholognyrrh (07/15/2013) [-]
you know that isnt actually trayvon martin right? its a picture of a different kid.
User avatar #34 - sorenlolz (07/15/2013) [-]
It doesn't matter if he was an angel or a thug. The fact is that Zimmerman knew he had a gun. Zimmerman decided to follow someone at night with a gun. If I were getting followed by someone at night hell I'd jump on them too.
#50 - anonymous (07/15/2013) [-]
Then you're a fucking idiot. It's easier to just answer the questions rather than try to fight Zimmerman. Trayvon was a thug and wanted to fight instead of talk. Don't start a fight you can't finish, Zimmerman finished the fight.
User avatar #52 - sorenlolz (07/15/2013) [-]
It doesn't matter that Treyvon was a thug it matters that Zimmerman was following someone at night with a gun. He knew what he was getting into.
#56 - anonymous (07/16/2013) [-]
He wanted to TALK to Trayvon and ask him questions, Trayvon should have just been an adult and talked to the man instead of trying to fight him. It's his fault he isn't here.
User avatar #43 - LocoJoe (07/15/2013) [-]
And then you'd get shot because assaulting someone for following you is illegal.
#30 - anonymous (07/15/2013) [-]
Just because he wasn't an angel doesn't mean he deserved to get shot.
#33 - anonymous (07/15/2013) [-]
But it does mean he's a thug.
#35 - spectralkestrel (07/15/2013) [-]
so you have to be an angel or a thug?
#51 - anonymous (07/15/2013) [-]
No i'm saying he deserved to be shot because he's a thug.
#57 - Picture 07/14/2013 on cool gif +6
#8 - Well what the **** else do you expect to happen? …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2013 on Hate this +1
User avatar #12 - devorezz (07/11/2013) [-]
For me it's more the problem of people pouring soda, milk, and coffee into the sink that is currently filled with soapy water.
#12 - Great film  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2013 on Too awesome Johnny Depp +2
#123 - anonymous (07/11/2013) [-]
kinda sucked ass if you're not some pathetic ''stoner''
User avatar #139 - luthervonappledorf (07/11/2013) [-]
Or if you happen to like good cinema?
#202 - Ayups 07/07/2013 on Man of Sploosh 0
#33 - Henry Cavill (this superman) is such a genuinely nice guy, he …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/06/2013 on Man of Sploosh +8
#140 - IronWill (07/06/2013) [-]
Is that really true?
#205 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
The WoW part isn't. he was nearly Superman 7 years ago, you think WoW would have distracted him?
User avatar #202 - azroth (07/07/2013) [-]
#103 - Well then, I'd put a knife in front of the gun and cut the por…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/06/2013 on Partle +8
User avatar #110 - kiermatv (07/06/2013) [-]
so... knife-gun?
User avatar #114 - cresel (07/06/2013) [-]
no a portal gun with a knife stuck on it
User avatar #116 - kiermatv (07/06/2013) [-]
dude, cool your jets, it was implied sarcasm
User avatar #117 - cresel (07/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #120 - kiermatv (07/06/2013) [-]
it's cool, it's cool, I apologize for the confusion
#23 - Why do fat people try and do things  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2013 on Well shit +4
User avatar #26 - Shiny (07/04/2013) [-]
She's getting exercise and you're still complaining?
#84 - It sucks that they just kill it sheerly to see what happens, b… 07/02/2013 on Hydrogen Peroxide + tick... +1
#19 - >Dog innocently asks if he can have some of your food, the …  [+] (9 new replies) 06/23/2013 on im still nibbling -4
User avatar #49 - italianfrosttroll (06/23/2013) [-]
Are your kids often called loud, rude and annoying, but are really just creatively active?
User avatar #29 - cthumoo (06/23/2013) [-]
To be fair, if my brother asked for a bite of my sandwich I'd guard that thing until one of us were dead.

I do understand your point though, limits and such.
#24 - fukyu (06/23/2013) [-]
and yes i treated begging as bad behavior because it is bad behavior. when you grow up and if you have kids would you give them what ever they want as long as they beg for it? i mean they are equal and can have what ever the fuck they want because you love them right.
#26 - lolmederp (06/23/2013) [-]
he's not talking about children and things, he's talking about a dog with food. When my dog does that it obviously means he's hungry so i fucking feed him, i don't shout at him and go tell him to sit in a corner. I can get food whenever i like, he can't
#37 - anonymous (06/23/2013) [-]
A dog will eat any and all food that they see. Just cause he begs for your food doesn't mean he's hungry. It's just something else to put in their mouth. I make my dog go lay down while i'm eating, then after i'm done i'll give him the left overs. I don't know why everyone is freaking out at fukyu for teaching his dog proper manners.
#32 - fukyu (06/23/2013) [-]
the reason i use a child as an example is because he states in his house everyone is equal including the animals and they can have what ever the fuck they want. so i was pointing out that you can spoil an animal just as you can a kid. if you read what he posted before going keyboard warrior you would have understood the refrence.
#31 - fukyu (06/23/2013) [-]
who said anything about shouting, and my dogs never went hungry they had a bowl of, now this is going to be shocking so prepare yourself.. dog food, yup thats right they had a bowl of dog food they could access anytime they wanted, it even had one of them reservoirs attached to the back of it so as the bowl emptied it automatically refilled with more, here is that shocking part again... dog food.. i know strange concept feeding your dog, dog food.. guess i am old fashioned like that. they got treats, i used cheese crackers to teach them tricks.. one of them would play dead well. as close as he could his tail still wagged but other than that he was "dead" all i did was make a gun with my finger and put it to his neck or head and tell him die and he would fall down and lay as still as a dog could lay untill i told him "ok you're alive" he would then get up into a sitting position and await his cheeze-it cracker. you make it sound like teaching your animal good manners is a war crime
#53 - feeding (06/23/2013) [-]
#21 - fukyu (06/23/2013) [-]
wow kid way to flip out over nothing. and they can ask by doing a number of things putting their head in your lap while you eat is just one of them.
#88 - I always giggle when fat women try and justify their weight wi… 06/22/2013 on know the difference +8
#30 - Yeah sure 06/22/2013 on Dem Life Lessons +26
#65 - I don't know much about his music, but **** a duc…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/22/2013 on Yolo +7
User avatar #89 - migzdgreat (06/22/2013) [-]
It's just my opinion but I like it when Li'l Wayne actually makes sentimental music rather than the mainstream 'Fuck bitches get money' and even Macklemore (The Thrift Shop guy) likes him simply because of his flow rather than the message he sends to the youth.

About the interview thing, he rapped about that in HYFR.

I don't care about the red thumbs, I like 2 kind of Hip hop because one gets me up and going and the other one gives me something to ponder about.
User avatar #90 - migzdgreat (06/22/2013) [-]
Correction, HYFR was actually made by Drake.

Sorry about that.
User avatar #72 - ferrettamer (06/22/2013) [-]
You've not seen interviews and videos of Tyler, The Creator and the rest of OF then. Biggest dickhead ever, and half the site idolizes him.
And then there are interviews of Kanye. His head is so far up his own ass, it's fucking hilarious sometimes
#69 - There you go, for science or some ****  [+] (3 new replies) 06/22/2013 on shit got serius +14
#276 - anonymous (07/03/2013) [-]
"Would you show this to your mother?"
User avatar #93 - thisotherdude (06/22/2013) [-]
#205 - anonymous (06/22/2013) [-]
Muvluv Alternative
#48 - The cost of producing that would probably equal the current gl…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2013 on Creators Of Naruto and One... 0
User avatar #56 - itsnotbutthurt (06/20/2013) [-]
Pfffft. It's not like they're going to fix it any time soon, may as well spend money on something WORTH spending money on!
#65 - Is this how they un-people google earth?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2013 on A helpful tip +10
#67 - cassixx (06/19/2013) [-]
There are still people on google earth. You can sometimes see people walking on the sidewalk.
User avatar #66 - taintedangel (06/19/2013) [-]
that's pretty much right.
#26 - Money buys things that make you happy 06/17/2013 on Money doesn't buy you... 0
#15 - Picture 06/17/2013 on Well... +12
#163 - Comment deleted 06/16/2013 on Newspaper 0
#28 - To avoid some ****** little flame war, I'm just g…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/12/2013 on tite +1
#67 - anonymous (06/12/2013) [-]
Yes, the bias...
Tell me the one gaming advantage the XbOne has.

This list looks biased because the XbOne doesn't have advantages.
I guess if you were really trying you could say that you can share your DRM locked games with family members across multiple XbOnes, but how many times have you complained about not being able to do that with another console? (And we don't know the functionality of this. Can you use it for multiplayer games by buying just one copy?)

But that is the one potential "advantage" I can think of (and it is in trade for all their absurd DRM).
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#68 - anonymous (06/12/2013) [-]
The controller is actually really nice if you hold it right. The small size means plenty of breathing room.
User avatar #49 - OsamaBinLadenz (06/12/2013) [-]
The controller for the PS4 was made bigger than the PS3 to accomodate all the Xbox 360 users who're going to switch.
#35 - ditzyderpydoo (06/12/2013) [-]
Im a 200 pound black man with little asian girl hands and i found this offensive,
#76 - Implying EA develops games 06/11/2013 on Star Wars Battlefront +2
#19 - The creator of Sonic came up with the initial idea after tryin… 06/08/2013 on Mama mia! 0
#21 - I wanted to find out why Terra couldn't remember who BB was.. …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/30/2013 on Smile +57
User avatar #281 - TheSchwartz (06/16/2013) [-]
I know this is pretty late, but you might wanna read this...if your computer screen's large enough to read it...
#201 - darrensankari (05/30/2013) [-]
Aw man. That was one of my first major feels as a kid.
#89 - coionel (05/30/2013) [-]
wait didn't the end of the episode imply she remembered but she didn't want to associate with him anymore because she would have to deal with her past life as a super hero/villain
User avatar #48 - garykn (05/30/2013) [-]
Because Cartoon Network is a dick. The guys working on Teen Titans had pretty much already finished writing up season 6 which was going to be the final season that answered most if not all of your questions. However, Cartoon Network was all, "Nah, fuck that shit." and the wouldn't renew the show for a sixth season. So there you go. You have now been informed.
User avatar #65 - PhuckingPhreak (05/30/2013) [-]
then they put on this new teen titans crap that isnt even fighting fucking villans
User avatar #42 - stringfingerable (05/30/2013) [-]
Because Slade (Deathstroke) is a fucking jerk.
#36 - ianosity (05/30/2013) [-]
Dude....The feels.
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