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azroth

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 21
Interests: Being a giant faggot, mostly
Date Signed Up:5/24/2011
Last Login:3/29/2015
Location:Dying Blue Marble
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#5536
Highest Content Rank:#491
Highest Comment Rank:#423
Content Thumbs: 13187 total,  14600 ,  1413
Comment Thumbs: 14785 total,  15691 ,  906
Content Level Progress: 17.1% (171/1000)
Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 78.9% (789/1000)
Level 313 Comments: Wizard → Level 314 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:1
Content Views:446102
Times Content Favorited:642 times
Total Comments Made:1039
FJ Points:27195
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Yes, I am the glorious winged faggot you speak of

latest user's comments

#49 - "Hey Mom, come take our picture for the internet" 08/26/2014 on and next naked -2
#23 - Picture 08/25/2014 on You need a god damn job. +5
#7 - elifants r smart 08/24/2014 on Here you go, friend. +48
#4 - t's always annoyed me that it looks like he's chewing the cigarette..  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Classic! +5
#6 - archael (08/21/2014) [-]
I've seen some chain smokers chew on the inside of their cheeks, even while smoking, because they were so addicted that the oral fixation of having a cigarette in their lips wasn't enough.

Basically, habit can sometimes be stronger than addiction.
User avatar #5 - ilovesprite (08/21/2014) [-]
I thought it was him saying it until I watched the video -_-
#14 - I thought they did finish it 08/19/2014 on Xiaolin Showdown +10
#16 - I'm hearing Banjo-Kazooie  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2014 on Just another day on the job +9
User avatar #78 - lateday (08/18/2014) [-]
Thank god im not the only one
User avatar #38 - chillybilly (08/18/2014) [-]
Mah niqqa
#28 - kim jong-il died almost three years ago.. **** , that ti… 08/15/2014 on Admin question? +26
#43 - Picture 08/15/2014 on Stupid sister +17
#37 - i'd like her butt to crush me..  [+] (22 new replies) 08/15/2014 on Stupid sister +207
#99 - gigamuffin (08/16/2014) [-]






Hail Hydra.
#123 - Zebness (08/16/2014) [-]



Omelette du fromage
#39 - carbohydrates (08/15/2014) [-]
What about the lifeguard? The hips man; the hips...
User avatar #98 - kaycie (08/16/2014) [-]
alohalilo.deviantart.com/
in case anyone wants it, Chris Sanders (guy who created lilo and stitch) draws a lot of women like this, and lots of nsfw
#97 - mastersaturday (08/16/2014) [-]
Did someone say hips?
#111 - gongthehawkeye (08/16/2014) [-]
#84 - misticalz (08/16/2014) [-]
#113 - wheretheheartroams (08/16/2014) [-]
**wheretheheartroams rolled image** bruh
#87 - swampwaterjack (08/16/2014) [-]
holy fuck
User avatar #76 - leonhardt (08/16/2014) [-]
Blonde Nani is also cool
#60 - easternigguh (08/15/2014) [-]
#43 - azroth (08/15/2014) [-]
#41 - tippidie (08/15/2014) [-]
the plot thickens
User avatar #118 - teddybearlove (08/16/2014) [-]
That's not the only thing thickening...
#82 - kanedam (08/16/2014) [-]
i really want disney to do hentai...
#130 - kanedam (08/16/2014) [-]
thanks.
but i meant that disney should draw hentai with their quality and style, not r34 off disney chars...
#38 - samoaspider (08/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #112 - deliciouscrabmeat (08/16/2014) [-]
Holy shit i remember that but forget what the hell it is, anybody got source?
User avatar #131 - samoaspider (08/16/2014) [-]
put "butt dance" in youtube, its the first thing in there
User avatar #132 - deliciouscrabmeat (08/16/2014) [-]
i fucking knew it but expected to get shin chan things
props, bro
User avatar #133 - samoaspider (08/16/2014) [-]
no problem, dude
#17 - what  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on RIP In Peace 0
User avatar #18 - nudybooty (08/14/2014) [-]
Mrs. Doubtfire is going to rule you
#4 - Stamper is best 08/14/2014 on The Real Thor +9
#61 - They pretty much created the modern banking system, just the f… 08/13/2014 on Daily reminder 0
#110 - I just wanna play tetris and watch porn on the thing, i don't … 08/08/2014 on MAC VS PC -1
#22 - I've used a PC, it's pretty good i guess. I've used a Mac, it'…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/07/2014 on MAC VS PC +24
#102 - chimpaflimp (08/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #110 - azroth (08/08/2014) [-]
I just wanna play tetris and watch porn on the thing, i don't really give a fuck what it is
#100 - chimpaflimp (08/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #36 - koneella (08/07/2014) [-]
educate yourself.
#9 - Many extra large condom brands, especially Magnum, are actuall…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2014 on Well, lucky you! +5
#12 - anonymous (08/06/2014) [-]
whatever helps you sleep at night
#8 - I bet those two ****** so hard that night 08/06/2014 on go hard or go home +2
#3 - Now i'm not saying all women do, but for the most part, whenev…  [+] (14 new replies) 08/04/2014 on The guy in the back was... +80
User avatar #27 - loonquawl (08/05/2014) [-]
Blame evolution.
A woman screaming was a very effective way to alert nearby humans.
#19 - originialname (08/05/2014) [-]
**originialname rolled image** its a defense mechanism, we naturally scream to alert others of dangers, like dogs yelp and shit
#16 - anonymous (08/05/2014) [-]
I dunno, I usually just leap back, land in a fighting stance, and assess the situation. If there's no room to back away, punch now, ask questions later.

Oh, wait, I forgot. Most women are pathetic asswipes. Nevermind.
#29 - superblargh (08/05/2014) [-]
#24 - anonymous (08/05/2014) [-]
the edge is real
User avatar #11 - fuelnfire (08/04/2014) [-]
Heh. I've gotta agree there. I used to jump at things a good amount, but eventually I pretty much lost my panic response, I can still get startled, but I usually just breathe faster and freeze for half a second.

My ex-GF on the other hand, was the super panicky screaming type. One day the bath tub leaked, and water had seeped throught the whole floor, and I was on the PC doing fuck all, when all of a sudden my GF started jumping and screaming across the room and fell down.

I instinctively stood up, saw her babbling about something across the room, ran to help her. Gave myself a concussion the moment I stood up and took two steps and slammed my head into the tile.

TLR Please explain the situation instead of incoherently screaming.
User avatar #9 - spoopyskeleton (08/04/2014) [-]
Because it's a reaction to be scared. Men and women have different reactions, because men are supposed to be manly protectors, they don't tend to scream and prance.

Some guys still jump at run when being startled, but they just don't scream. Both sides do it, just one more than the other.


#7 - anonymous (08/04/2014) [-]
Because it's startling? It's not like you have time to decide how best to react without looking dumb
User avatar #10 - Kabutops (08/04/2014) [-]
Is it really that startling? Seriously, it's a rat on fucking wheels. A fake rat. the best course of action would've been not to panic
User avatar #6 - demandsgayversion (08/04/2014) [-]
I'm a guy and fast moving small things make me run and scream. Fuck your stereotypes.
User avatar #36 - greatgranpapy (08/05/2014) [-]
Roaches man, stupid fucking roaches.
#4 - Hightower (08/04/2014) [-]
The same reason a blowfish expands, or a porcupine stand his quills up. It's instinct to make yourself scary when scared.
User avatar #5 - badmonkey (08/04/2014) [-]
Yes it is scary to an extent, to our own species, but I very much doubt it would be to any real threat
User avatar #13 - iamsammich (08/04/2014) [-]
anything that a predator isn't expecting can spook it and make it likely to run
plenty of animals get startled by a sudden loud noise just like people
#64 - It's no use trying to bring up the fact that certain stuff mak… 08/02/2014 on (1) Tumblr +1
#36 - She looks proud of herself 07/31/2014 on Guys have it hard too +2
#10 - he isn't a douchebag to religious people, he's a douchebag to …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2014 on that's weird -5
#13 - leonhardt has deleted their comment.
#11 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
hes a douchebag to religious people.
not relgious, but he hates on them more then anybody i know. just look at his twitter.
#8 - why wouldn't someone want a car 07/20/2014 on Wait. -1
#5 - This is the best thing 07/15/2014 on Noodles 0
#12 - they're all above-the-law billionaires over there, they tend n…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2014 on Take a picture they, said... +45
User avatar #50 - takers (07/14/2014) [-]
The internet only gets to see the super rich annoying arabs, a lot of them are normal people with normal jobs.
#30 - I just googled shrug..  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2014 on (untitled) 0
#31 - warioteam (06/28/2014) [-]
thats where i got it too.
i use this one now though
#32 - xbfmvxreaperx (06/28/2014) [-]
#33 - warioteam (06/28/2014) [-]
#24 - it doesn't matter how much or in what way you dislike Mormons,…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/28/2014 on (untitled) +16
#28 - warioteam (06/28/2014) [-]
I think I put that image into circulation
#30 - azroth (06/28/2014) [-]
I just googled shrug..
#31 - warioteam (06/28/2014) [-]
thats where i got it too.
i use this one now though
#32 - xbfmvxreaperx (06/28/2014) [-]
#33 - warioteam (06/28/2014) [-]

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