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|Interests:||Being a giant faggot, mostly|
|Date Signed Up:||5/24/2011|
|Location:||Dying Blue Marble|
|Funnyjunk Career Stats|
|Highest Content Rank:||#491|
|Highest Comment Rank:||#423|
|Content Thumbs:||13187 total, 14600 , 1413|
|Comment Thumbs:||14785 total, 15691 , 906|
|Content Level Progress:|| 17.1% (171/1000) |
Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Content: Comedic Genius
|Comment Level Progress:|| 78.9% (789/1000) |
Level 313 Comments: Wizard → Level 314 Comments: Wizard
|Times Content Favorited:||642 times|
|Total Comments Made:||1039|
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Yes, I am the glorious winged faggot you speak of
latest user's comments
|#49 - "Hey Mom, come take our picture for the internet"||08/26/2014 on and next naked||-2|
|#23 - Picture||08/25/2014 on You need a god damn job.||+5|
|#7 - elifants r smart||08/24/2014 on Here you go, friend.||+48|
|#4 - t's always annoyed me that it looks like he's chewing the cigarette.. [+] (2 new replies)||08/21/2014 on Classic!||+5|
|#14 - I thought they did finish it||08/19/2014 on Xiaolin Showdown||+10|
|#16 - I'm hearing Banjo-Kazooie [+] (2 new replies)||08/17/2014 on Just another day on the job||+9|
|#28 - kim jong-il died almost three years ago.. **** , that ti…||08/15/2014 on Admin question?||+26|
|#43 - Picture||08/15/2014 on Stupid sister||+17|
|#37 - i'd like her butt to crush me.. [+] (22 new replies)||08/15/2014 on Stupid sister||+207|
#102 - hudge (08/16/2014) [-]
|#17 - what [+] (1 new reply)||08/14/2014 on RIP In Peace||0|
|#4 - Stamper is best||08/14/2014 on The Real Thor||+9|
|#61 - They pretty much created the modern banking system, just the f…||08/13/2014 on Daily reminder||0|
|#110 - I just wanna play tetris and watch porn on the thing, i don't …||08/08/2014 on MAC VS PC||-1|
|#22 - I've used a PC, it's pretty good i guess. I've used a Mac, it'… [+] (4 new replies)||08/07/2014 on MAC VS PC||+24|
|#9 - Many extra large condom brands, especially Magnum, are actuall… [+] (1 new reply)||08/06/2014 on Well, lucky you!||+5|
#12 - anonymous (08/06/2014) [-]
whatever helps you sleep at night
|#8 - I bet those two ****** so hard that night||08/06/2014 on go hard or go home||+2|
|#3 - Now i'm not saying all women do, but for the most part, whenev… [+] (14 new replies)||08/04/2014 on The guy in the back was...||+80|
#16 - anonymous (08/05/2014) [-]
I dunno, I usually just leap back, land in a fighting stance, and assess the situation. If there's no room to back away, punch now, ask questions later.
Oh, wait, I forgot. Most women are pathetic asswipes. Nevermind.
#24 - anonymous (08/05/2014) [-]
the edge is real
#11 - fuelnfire (08/04/2014) [-]
Heh. I've gotta agree there. I used to jump at things a good amount, but eventually I pretty much lost my panic response, I can still get startled, but I usually just breathe faster and freeze for half a second.
My ex-GF on the other hand, was the super panicky screaming type. One day the bath tub leaked, and water had seeped throught the whole floor, and I was on the PC doing fuck all, when all of a sudden my GF started jumping and screaming across the room and fell down.
I instinctively stood up, saw her babbling about something across the room, ran to help her. Gave myself a concussion the moment I stood up and took two steps and slammed my head into the tile.
TLR Please explain the situation instead of incoherently screaming.
#9 - spoopyskeleton (08/04/2014) [-]
Because it's a reaction to be scared. Men and women have different reactions, because men are supposed to be manly protectors, they don't tend to scream and prance.
Some guys still jump at run when being startled, but they just don't scream. Both sides do it, just one more than the other.
#7 - anonymous (08/04/2014) [-]
Because it's startling? It's not like you have time to decide how best to react without looking dumb
|#64 - It's no use trying to bring up the fact that certain stuff mak…||08/02/2014 on (1) Tumblr||+1|
|#36 - She looks proud of herself||07/31/2014 on Guys have it hard too||+2|
|#10 - he isn't a douchebag to religious people, he's a douchebag to … [+] (2 new replies)||07/31/2014 on that's weird||-5|
#11 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
hes a douchebag to religious people.
not relgious, but he hates on them more then anybody i know. just look at his twitter.
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|#12 - they're all above-the-law billionaires over there, they tend n… [+] (1 new reply)||07/13/2014 on Take a picture they, said...||+45|
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|#24 - it doesn't matter how much or in what way you dislike Mormons,… [+] (5 new replies)||06/28/2014 on (untitled)||+16|