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|#9 - Many extra large condom brands, especially Magnum, are actuall… [+] (1 new reply)||08/06/2014 on Well, lucky you!||+5|
#12 - anonymous (08/06/2014) [-]
whatever helps you sleep at night
|#8 - I bet those two ****** so hard that night||08/06/2014 on go hard or go home||+2|
|#3 - Now i'm not saying all women do, but for the most part, whenev… [+] (14 new replies)||08/04/2014 on The guy in the back was...||+80|
#16 - anonymous (08/05/2014) [-]
I dunno, I usually just leap back, land in a fighting stance, and assess the situation. If there's no room to back away, punch now, ask questions later.
Oh, wait, I forgot. Most women are pathetic asswipes. Nevermind.
#24 - anonymous (08/05/2014) [-]
the edge is real
#11 - fuelnfire (08/04/2014) [-]
Heh. I've gotta agree there. I used to jump at things a good amount, but eventually I pretty much lost my panic response, I can still get startled, but I usually just breathe faster and freeze for half a second.
My ex-GF on the other hand, was the super panicky screaming type. One day the bath tub leaked, and water had seeped throught the whole floor, and I was on the PC doing fuck all, when all of a sudden my GF started jumping and screaming across the room and fell down.
I instinctively stood up, saw her babbling about something across the room, ran to help her. Gave myself a concussion the moment I stood up and took two steps and slammed my head into the tile.
TLR Please explain the situation instead of incoherently screaming.
#9 - spoopyskeleton (08/04/2014) [-]
Because it's a reaction to be scared. Men and women have different reactions, because men are supposed to be manly protectors, they don't tend to scream and prance.
Some guys still jump at run when being startled, but they just don't scream. Both sides do it, just one more than the other.
#7 - anonymous (08/04/2014) [-]
Because it's startling? It's not like you have time to decide how best to react without looking dumb
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|#36 - She looks proud of herself||07/31/2014 on Guys have it hard too||+2|
|#10 - he isn't a douchebag to religious people, he's a douchebag to … [+] (2 new replies)||07/31/2014 on that's weird||-5|
#11 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
hes a douchebag to religious people.
not relgious, but he hates on them more then anybody i know. just look at his twitter.
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#365 - anonymous (06/22/2014) [-]
Which the foremost guy appears to be a member of.
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#27 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
there is no rule saying you have to jizz on your own is there?
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#8 - anonymous (06/08/2014) [-]
You've summed up Tumblr.
#33 - anonymous (06/08/2014) [-]
At least they don't have 'Funny' in the name.
|#28 - Cringe comps aren't supposed to be funny, they are supposed to…||06/08/2014 on Am I using this meme right?||0|