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Gender: male
Age: 21
Interests: Being a giant faggot, mostly
Date Signed Up:5/24/2011
Last Login:12/21/2014
Location:Dying Blue Marble
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#9 - Many extra large condom brands, especially Magnum, are actuall…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2014 on Well, lucky you! +5
#12 - anonymous (08/06/2014) [-]
whatever helps you sleep at night
#8 - I bet those two ****** so hard that night 08/06/2014 on go hard or go home +2
#3 - Now i'm not saying all women do, but for the most part, whenev…  [+] (14 new replies) 08/04/2014 on The guy in the back was... +80
User avatar #27 - loonquawl (08/05/2014) [-]
Blame evolution.
A woman screaming was a very effective way to alert nearby humans.
#19 - originialname (08/05/2014) [-]
**originialname rolled image** its a defense mechanism, we naturally scream to alert others of dangers, like dogs yelp and shit
#16 - anonymous (08/05/2014) [-]
I dunno, I usually just leap back, land in a fighting stance, and assess the situation. If there's no room to back away, punch now, ask questions later.

Oh, wait, I forgot. Most women are pathetic asswipes. Nevermind.
#29 - superblargh (08/05/2014) [-]
#24 - anonymous (08/05/2014) [-]
the edge is real
User avatar #11 - fuelnfire (08/04/2014) [-]
Heh. I've gotta agree there. I used to jump at things a good amount, but eventually I pretty much lost my panic response, I can still get startled, but I usually just breathe faster and freeze for half a second.

My ex-GF on the other hand, was the super panicky screaming type. One day the bath tub leaked, and water had seeped throught the whole floor, and I was on the PC doing fuck all, when all of a sudden my GF started jumping and screaming across the room and fell down.

I instinctively stood up, saw her babbling about something across the room, ran to help her. Gave myself a concussion the moment I stood up and took two steps and slammed my head into the tile.

TLR Please explain the situation instead of incoherently screaming.
User avatar #9 - spoopyskeleton (08/04/2014) [-]
Because it's a reaction to be scared. Men and women have different reactions, because men are supposed to be manly protectors, they don't tend to scream and prance.

Some guys still jump at run when being startled, but they just don't scream. Both sides do it, just one more than the other.


#7 - anonymous (08/04/2014) [-]
Because it's startling? It's not like you have time to decide how best to react without looking dumb
User avatar #10 - Kabutops (08/04/2014) [-]
Is it really that startling? Seriously, it's a rat on fucking wheels. A fake rat. the best course of action would've been not to panic
User avatar #6 - demandsgayversion (08/04/2014) [-]
I'm a guy and fast moving small things make me run and scream. Fuck your stereotypes.
User avatar #36 - greatgranpapy (08/05/2014) [-]
Roaches man, stupid fucking roaches.
#4 - Hightower (08/04/2014) [-]
The same reason a blowfish expands, or a porcupine stand his quills up. It's instinct to make yourself scary when scared.
User avatar #5 - badmonkey (08/04/2014) [-]
Yes it is scary to an extent, to our own species, but I very much doubt it would be to any real threat
User avatar #13 - iamsammich (08/04/2014) [-]
anything that a predator isn't expecting can spook it and make it likely to run
plenty of animals get startled by a sudden loud noise just like people
#64 - It's no use trying to bring up the fact that certain stuff mak… 08/02/2014 on (1) Tumblr +1
#36 - She looks proud of herself 07/31/2014 on Guys have it hard too +2
#10 - he isn't a douchebag to religious people, he's a douchebag to …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2014 on that's weird -5
#13 - leonhardt has deleted their comment.
#11 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
hes a douchebag to religious people.
not relgious, but he hates on them more then anybody i know. just look at his twitter.
#8 - why wouldn't someone want a car 07/20/2014 on Wait. -1
#5 - This is the best thing 07/15/2014 on Noodles 0
#12 - they're all above-the-law billionaires over there, they tend n…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2014 on Take a picture they, said... +45
User avatar #50 - takers (07/14/2014) [-]
The internet only gets to see the super rich annoying arabs, a lot of them are normal people with normal jobs.
#30 - I just googled shrug..  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2014 on (untitled) 0
#31 - warioteam (06/28/2014) [-]
thats where i got it too.
i use this one now though
#32 - xbfmvxreaperx (06/28/2014) [-]
#33 - warioteam (06/28/2014) [-]
#24 - it doesn't matter how much or in what way you dislike Mormons,…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/28/2014 on (untitled) +16
#28 - warioteam (06/28/2014) [-]
I think I put that image into circulation
#30 - azroth (06/28/2014) [-]
I just googled shrug..
#31 - warioteam (06/28/2014) [-]
thats where i got it too.
i use this one now though
#32 - xbfmvxreaperx (06/28/2014) [-]
#33 - warioteam (06/28/2014) [-]
#19 - Comment deleted 06/28/2014 on The teapot man 0
#13 - LEEERROOOYYYY  [+] (7 new replies) 06/27/2014 on Australia +110
User avatar #200 - hattheifbatman (06/28/2014) [-]
At first I thought op lied to me , but then I realized this isn't the spiders hood
User avatar #144 - jimydark (06/28/2014) [-]
The spider dies
#137 - shrolen (06/28/2014) [-]
I think this is about as close as anything can get to Dark Souls in real life.
#127 - endorphinsrage (06/28/2014) [-]
Hi
#61 - anonymous (06/28/2014) [-]
#160 - hybridxproject (06/28/2014) [-]
Jesus i fucking cringed when tore that spider apart.
#28 - Zacman (06/27/2014) [-]
#93 - Nazis weren't the problem, it was the SS  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2014 on Book Burners 0
#365 - anonymous (06/22/2014) [-]
Which the foremost guy appears to be a member of.
#15 - his face doesn't fit that beard somehow 06/21/2014 on Mailing beards 0
#91 - one of the most beautiful Asians I've ever seen and you're say… 06/21/2014 on Cutie +3
#25 - Picture 06/15/2014 on Repost comp part19 +1
#69 - >tip the owl 06/15/2014 on Life in the US 0
#67 - Gee golly wiz i can't wait for The Incredibles 2, holy … 06/15/2014 on Frozone Doesn't Like... +5
#43 - Holy **** , I've heard so many stories about Gurkh… 06/13/2014 on #1 Alpha +1
#12 - I'd **** Ariel so hard.. you could all be watchin…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/13/2014 on DAMMIT +137
#57 - brettyht (06/14/2014) [-]
I thought you were going to say "that she couldn't swim for a week"
#51 - theexplodingcheez (06/14/2014) [-]
"Ariel's so hot"
"She's a mermaid, dude"
"not when she steps on land!"
User avatar #40 - assassindash (06/14/2014) [-]
You are my god now, please accept my admiration, free thumbs, and worship.
#41 - assassindash (06/14/2014) [-]
**assassindash rolled image**
and a picture donation.
#26 - Harkonnen (06/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #16 - willindor (06/13/2014) [-]
But where's the pussy on that mermaid?
#69 - deckbox (06/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #23 - comexx (06/13/2014) [-]
You just jizz in the eggs.
User avatar #56 - captchakid (06/14/2014) [-]
Mermaids are mammals.
#27 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
there is no rule saying you have to jizz on your own is there?
#19 - youxbarstard (06/13/2014) [-]
The solutions simple, fuck her face.
#13 - fapdaniels (06/13/2014) [-]
#67 - jerebear (06/14/2014) [-]
The fact that your name is fapdaniels makes this so much funnier.
#272 - i know right? if you're a fellow britfag, imagine how *… 06/12/2014 on don't be a pleb 0
#132 - Beats were primarily created for fashion, the reason they're s… 06/11/2014 on Beets by schrute alternatives +1
#7 - That was painfully unfunny  [+] (18 new replies) 06/08/2014 on So Rebellious +261
User avatar #71 - kjoni (06/08/2014) [-]
You are painfully edgy
User avatar #52 - chrispoot (06/08/2014) [-]
Meh. I suppose it's alright?
Better than most of the cancer we see from tumblr
#8 - anonymous (06/08/2014) [-]
You've summed up Tumblr.
User avatar #73 - limb (06/08/2014) [-]
This is one of those things that needs to be posted on tumblr.
User avatar #58 - kijajouteh (06/08/2014) [-]
You've summed up funnyjunk
User avatar #22 - rarityrarityrarity (06/08/2014) [-]
he summed up funnyjunk.
User avatar #93 - thegirlyoudespise (06/09/2014) [-]
they've summed up the internet
User avatar #28 - derpsenderp (06/08/2014) [-]
he summed up bronies
User avatar #36 - devourhim (06/08/2014) [-]
hi scout :3
User avatar #37 - derpsenderp (06/08/2014) [-]
Sup dev
User avatar #38 - devourhim (06/08/2014) [-]
wanna play sum hawn ?
User avatar #39 - derpsenderp (06/08/2014) [-]
nah I quit, smite player now. : D
User avatar #77 - twiztidxson (06/09/2014) [-]
What God do you play?
User avatar #78 - derpsenderp (06/09/2014) [-]
Mostly Ne Zha and Ra. but pretty much whatever.

You?
User avatar #80 - twiztidxson (06/09/2014) [-]
Guan Yu has been my main since Beta, But I sometimes play Bacchus when a tank is needed, and have gotten into Poseidon recently.
User avatar #81 - derpsenderp (06/09/2014) [-]
nice, I don't see many Guan Yo players around
User avatar #40 - devourhim (06/08/2014) [-]
aww, that's a bummer.
#33 - anonymous (06/08/2014) [-]
At least they don't have 'Funny' in the name.
#28 - Cringe comps aren't supposed to be funny, they are supposed to… 06/08/2014 on Am I using this meme right? 0
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