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Date Signed Up:5/24/2011
Last Login:7/09/2014
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#125 - Picture 04/25/2014 on since we're all doing... +15
#47 - lookit them little snake cheeks suckin up that water, *… 04/25/2014 on Snakes are bullshit 0
#10 - Why didn't he just start charging tourists to visit 04/24/2014 on You bastard +10
#14 - i'm still amazed that it's James Franco's little brother 04/24/2014 on 21 Jump Street +6
#49 - i like when hamsters put stuff in their cheeks it makes em loo…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2014 on teenage girls these days +39
#57 - hotschurl (04/23/2014) [-]
And I...
#74 - i just prefer playing games on a console  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2014 on PS4 vs Xbox One vs PC 0
#100 - anonymous (04/22/2014) [-]
Get a controller and plug it into your PC.
#14 - it's almost as if they all grew up and ******* in… 04/21/2014 on It's Not a Look. It's a... +3
#26 - I'm just wondering how Ben Affleck will do  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2014 on That’s Why He Is The Best... 0
User avatar #41 - wilfredfanforever (04/20/2014) [-]
I hope he does good, really do
#9 - thats kind of the thing though, the public vote these people i…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/19/2014 on The Daily Mirror saw an... +18
User avatar #77 - snowshark (04/20/2014) [-]
Sit down son and lemme school you some shit.

People dislike Obama because of the campaign promises he broke and how he has only furthered the regime of control that was started under Bush. The people who want him gone want him gone not because he wasn't good, but because they feel cheated, lied to, mistreated, or are otherwise unsatisfied with his rule. (Also some are racist cunts.)

But David Cameron? Hoooooooooly shit you have no idea what kind of a landmine you're stepping on here bro because in the UK we still expect shit from our PMs. What we currently have is called 'The Coalition Government' because there was no clear majority between two of the three leading parties. (The Conservative Party, The Liberal Democrats, and Labour). The Conservatives (Cameron) and the Lib Dems (Nick Clegg) are working together to rule the country at the moment.

Now, under Cameron (because Clegg ended up being a spineless wimp who has done nothing and has pretty much assured the death of the Lib Dems with his weakness) the rich have become vastly richer and the poor poorer. The universitiews have gone from charging £3000 a year tops to around £12,000. That might not be much to the US but in the UK that kind of shit isn't acceptable.

He has cut funding to a -fuckload- of important services including -ALL- psychology on the NHS within the Midlands area, which is several shires wide and has millions of people living in it.

From there he also went on to push legislation to get the internet censored by default by the ISPs which would stop access to sites like 4Chan, FJ, Reddit, and basically anywhere deemed likely to find pornography. He also banned all rape porn. That wouldn't be bad if it didn't include SIMULATED materal meaning drawings, people acting the part for effect, and possibly even some movies. Many are unsure if they are going to be targeted by this law because they're into the domination fetish (one of the largest in the world)

So Cameron is a worthless sack of shit
#55 - twilightdusk (04/20/2014) [-]
Most of the people who want Obama gone didn't vote for him in the first place, the people who voted for Obama just quieted down after he was in office because hey, they won, and have no reason to throw a hissy fit. I wonder if it's the same with those Prime Ministers you're talking about.
User avatar #31 - muslims (04/20/2014) [-]
You don't vote for a Prime Minister. You vote for which arty you want to have the seat in Parliament for your area and then the leader of the Party with the most seats becomes PM. The Tories don't even have a majority in Parliament and had to form a coalition with the Lib Dems (lead Nick "Jellier than a Jellyfish" Clegg, student backstabber extraordinaire ) so they're still pretty weak as a ruling party all things considered. If the Lib Dems weren't such pushovers they'd probably not get away with half the shit that do.
#25 - TommyC (04/19/2014) [-]
No one voted for Gordon brown
#13 - anonymous (04/19/2014) [-]
It's because politicians use the absolute ineptitude of their predecessors to win the elections. Gordon Brown was the wankiest of wank, so David Cameron just said that this shit would stop, as did Nick Clegg.

Obviously that didn't really work out because they were both fucking shit anyway.
#10 - oosulley (04/19/2014) [-]
Damn straight. Its just in people's nature to whine about politicians. Nice to have somebody to blame.
#79 - I want her to **** me so bad  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2014 on Mikasa is so strong +18
User avatar #91 - bjornkrage (04/19/2014) [-]
I want to snort cocaine off Mikasa's abs.
#4 - Lifting the toilet seat would block that part for the fish 04/17/2014 on poor fish +8
#12 - Roger is among the best characters macfarlane has made, if not…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/17/2014 on one of my favorite american... +61
User avatar #42 - pyrothermal (04/18/2014) [-]
Strange, I always found him quite alienating.
#54 - thempc (04/18/2014) [-]
i c what u did there
User avatar #41 - onceman (04/18/2014) [-]
I hate him, he's a scheeming caniving little cunt tbh
#21 - segbloodhound (04/17/2014) [-]
my personal favorite
#20 - anonymous (04/17/2014) [-]
I actually find him the least interesting.
He's such an annoying cunt 90% of the fucking time it makes me want to strangle him.

Everything else is good tho
#13 - mrsnowballs (04/17/2014) [-]
I know right
#26 - Oh, we still doing this?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2014 on PC vs Console +5
#47 - kwemblin (04/17/2014) [-]
Yes, unfortunately.
#7 - I remember that, she broke her ankles and hurt her wrist from …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/15/2014 on what are the odds? +13
User avatar #19 - toosexyforyou (04/16/2014) [-]
honestly, she could have hurt herself much much worse
#8 - bananamann (04/16/2014) [-]
Holy fucking sense of entitlement.
#21 - anonymous (04/16/2014) [-]
sense of entitlement? your penis turning into a mangina?
#20 - splitalterego (04/16/2014) [-]
Feels more like desperation. Your daughters were stupid and jumped off the roof one got hurt you call an ambulance and now you're stuck with a bill you didn't expect.
#27 - Picture 04/15/2014 on I Have Lost All Ability to... +17
#41 - I've gone through waves of certain game content that produced …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on ''full'' HD 0
User avatar #113 - avengeralpha (04/15/2014) [-]
I know man I just find the whole "console war" thing depressing, as people just get very ugly over something that shoudnt really matter as much, like graphics.
#7 - exactly, that's my point, they made one of the best games of a…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2014 on dorkly 0
#8 - anonymous (04/14/2014) [-]
Well, what do you expect when a developer fucks up his game so badly?

Yeah, it was great when it came out, but it took much longer than it should have because they kept on having to scale everything back and they tried to implement a shit-ton of ideas that just didn't work. Like the Boys of Silence as real enemies, encounters with Songbird outside of cutscenes, more sandboxy environments, combining vigors with Elizabeth's powers, etc. They had a long, working demo two or three YEARS before the game came out and they changed it massively in almost every way. A huge amount of time and money was wasted, of course higher-ups would complain.
#5 - He disbanded it because making Infinite put loads of stress on…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/14/2014 on dorkly 0
User avatar #6 - eezo (04/14/2014) [-]
Not what I heard at all

And that makes no sense since Bioshock was considered the best game of all time by about every single "games journalism" before it came out

You'd think they'd have it pretty easy from there on out
User avatar #7 - azroth (04/14/2014) [-]
exactly, that's my point, they made one of the best games of a generation and it sold millions. Despite that, the higher-ups expected it to do better, and because it didn't they gave Irrational minor lash-back at the fact that it didn't sell more than they wanted it to, and that annoyed Ken Levine because of all the effort his large team put into the game. That's also what I was saying about DLC and micro-transactions, developers know that a publisher expect the game to make a lot of money and those expectations are usually incredibly high so they make little transactions on the game to make up for the money the original game may nor make. It's also why they produce things like release day DLC, which is part of the original game but split up to make money so the publisher won't complain.

The reason Ken has made such a small team is so they game won't take as long, won't cost as much money and won't create a lot of stress, but will still make great sales because he has fans who know the game will be great. It's usually never the developer's fault when something goes wrong or a harsh decision is made. You can't really blame him for wanted to scale down, like I said, it's sad how difficult the game industry has become
#8 - anonymous (04/14/2014) [-]
Well, what do you expect when a developer fucks up his game so badly?

Yeah, it was great when it came out, but it took much longer than it should have because they kept on having to scale everything back and they tried to implement a shit-ton of ideas that just didn't work. Like the Boys of Silence as real enemies, encounters with Songbird outside of cutscenes, more sandboxy environments, combining vigors with Elizabeth's powers, etc. They had a long, working demo two or three YEARS before the game came out and they changed it massively in almost every way. A huge amount of time and money was wasted, of course higher-ups would complain.
#3 - It is actually pretty sad how difficult the gaming industry ha…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/14/2014 on dorkly +1
User avatar #4 - eezo (04/14/2014) [-]
Irrational disbanded because the head of it was a whiny bitch about people drawing porn of Elizabeth and only wanted a small team
#5 - azroth (04/14/2014) [-]
He disbanded it because making Infinite put loads of stress on the entire development team, which cause arguments with Higher ups, the publisher and within the team itself. people were working for dozens and dozens of hours per week with some barely seeing their family. All the work was because of funds, deadlines and having to make a game with such a good standard in harsh job guidelines. He made a smaller team so they can now make smaller games while giving them amazing quality and replay value while exerting an acceptable amount of effort. He didn't want to put hundreds of people through all that time and stress again like they did with bioshock. He isn't a dick, everyone does something for a reason
User avatar #6 - eezo (04/14/2014) [-]
Not what I heard at all

And that makes no sense since Bioshock was considered the best game of all time by about every single "games journalism" before it came out

You'd think they'd have it pretty easy from there on out
User avatar #7 - azroth (04/14/2014) [-]
exactly, that's my point, they made one of the best games of a generation and it sold millions. Despite that, the higher-ups expected it to do better, and because it didn't they gave Irrational minor lash-back at the fact that it didn't sell more than they wanted it to, and that annoyed Ken Levine because of all the effort his large team put into the game. That's also what I was saying about DLC and micro-transactions, developers know that a publisher expect the game to make a lot of money and those expectations are usually incredibly high so they make little transactions on the game to make up for the money the original game may nor make. It's also why they produce things like release day DLC, which is part of the original game but split up to make money so the publisher won't complain.

The reason Ken has made such a small team is so they game won't take as long, won't cost as much money and won't create a lot of stress, but will still make great sales because he has fans who know the game will be great. It's usually never the developer's fault when something goes wrong or a harsh decision is made. You can't really blame him for wanted to scale down, like I said, it's sad how difficult the game industry has become
#8 - anonymous (04/14/2014) [-]
Well, what do you expect when a developer fucks up his game so badly?

Yeah, it was great when it came out, but it took much longer than it should have because they kept on having to scale everything back and they tried to implement a shit-ton of ideas that just didn't work. Like the Boys of Silence as real enemies, encounters with Songbird outside of cutscenes, more sandboxy environments, combining vigors with Elizabeth's powers, etc. They had a long, working demo two or three YEARS before the game came out and they changed it massively in almost every way. A huge amount of time and money was wasted, of course higher-ups would complain.
#14 - Must be fun being rich  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2014 on Slip 'n Slide Basketball +1
#19 - watshisface (04/14/2014) [-]
im sorry youre not, please take a tissue
#20 - vulwulf (04/14/2014) [-]
#27 - No shame 04/14/2014 on all grown up +6
#56 - Holy **** , Leon The Professional.. Now that is a …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Child Stars Then and Now... +11
#227 - anonymous (04/10/2014) [-]
To me, Gary Oldman made that fuckin film. His character was just hilariously awesome to watch. Terrific fricken actor.
#163 - squishypyro (04/10/2014) [-]
Watched it just last night, gotta be one of the best films ever
User avatar #77 - jayfizzle (04/10/2014) [-]
Makes me want to watch it...
#60 - therealslim (04/10/2014) [-]
my nigga
that was such a good fucking film man
#26 - trust me, friend, you don't need to.. 04/07/2014 on HA! 0
#10 - I always hope it's the raider version when i see this gif, and…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/07/2014 on HA! +147
User avatar #24 - bongoboon (04/07/2014) [-]
I never saw the non-raider version
#30 - kawaiimofodesu (04/07/2014) [-]
If you were curious
#50 - tacticalbacon (04/07/2014) [-]
what is the context behind it?
#51 - wimwam (04/07/2014) [-]
It is some S. Korean music video (the story in the video is that she was doing things to get revenge on some guy). Unfortunately I can't give you much more than that.
#52 - tacticalbacon (04/07/2014) [-]
Asia you so crazy, but thanks kind of saucerer
#53 - wimwam (04/07/2014) [-]
Since you called me a sourcerer, I found the video.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=h97jt1XtnGQ#t=125
User avatar #93 - symmiie (04/08/2014) [-]
Man, those girls turned that guy into a nervous wreck by the end of that video.
#55 - tacticalbacon (04/07/2014) [-]
**tacticalbacon rolled image**
I shall give you an all time favorite rolling of dem pics
#40 - bongoboon (04/07/2014) [-]
I don't know why, but the picture didnt load on my another comment
User avatar #39 - bongoboon (04/07/2014) [-]
Thank you!
#26 - azroth (04/07/2014) [-]
trust me, friend, you don't need to..
#16 - Wait what, I thought ash got the water badge from Misty, was i…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/04/2014 on Dang Misty 0
User avatar #24 - lotengo (04/04/2014) [-]
it was her sister. As a thank you gift for saving the gym from team rocket
User avatar #29 - enemyoftrn (04/04/2014) [-]
Team Rocket is a serious threat in Kanto. If Ash can deal with them, maybe he earn some street creds with Misty's Sisters, who by the way, is a certified trio of Gym Leaders.
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