Login or register
Login or register
Stay logged in
Log in/Sign up using Facebook.
Log in/Sign up using Gmail/Google+.
CREATE A NEW ACCOUNT
Email is optional and is used for password recovery purposes.
Have the FunnyJunk newsletter e-mailed to you
Rank #9206 on Comments
Level 314 Comments: Wizard
Send mail to azroth
Invite azroth to be your friend
Last status update:
Date Signed Up:
Dying Blue Marble
Highest Content Rank:
Highest Comment Rank:
Content Level Progress:
Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress:
Level 314 Comments: Wizard → Level 315 Comments: Wizard
Times Content Favorited:
Total Comments Made:
Yes, I am the glorious winged faggot you speak of
What people say about azroth
latest user's comments
- One of my favourite samus things, wish I had a bigger version
Metroid Comp 1
- one story that really pissed me off about the 2012 fiasco is t…
they were american, spencer and
Don't blame the wasteful celebrities, as being wasteful is a fairly natural thing for us humans to be; blame those who give them the money to be so. Sheep fans who idolize these celebrities are the reason why these celebrities can be so wasteful. To be honest, most of you would act the exact same way if given such fortune and fame. Of course you are going to deny it, but greed is just natural for most humans. Take a look at the morbidly obese birds you find waddling around in densely population areas where many people eat. It is just an evolutionary trait that most animals take everything they can get their hands on, because they don't know when the next time they will have a similar opportunity. This is why you see people eat so much that they die do to weight related issues.
I find it kind of funny how having everything we need, can really turn around to bite us all on the ass.
"If you give a mouse a cookie"
Actually the obese people tend to be poor because they don't eat any healthy foods because healthy food is more expensive. They have to live off high calorie diets from McDonald's.
This reminds me of my character in Sims 3. I never had a job yet lived in a mansion. It was all because one day I played drums in the street for the day and got a 1 star celeb rating. It escalated from there and I got paid to go do dumb shit for people because of my social status.
Envy is the word you're looking for.
I never liked how people always say this regarding famous/rich individuals. What makes you assume that I want to be famous for what probably is a pretty frivolous reason at best? Being able to act for a movie (or much else, you name it: singing, playing sports, etc) isn't what I would consider a truly fulfilling job, granted I won't ever make as much money as an actor; but fucking hell, as an engineer at least I can say that I've legitimately helped move the world forward when I help design something and that's worth quite a bit to me.
Sure you can say that actors offer something to the world, that they are not totally worthless. Which is true, there is certainly something to be said about the value of entertainment. One of those things being that you don't necessarily need to pay someone(s) millions upon millions of dollars to get satisfaction. A thousand dollar computer can easily offer up 100x the entertainment value of any movie imaginable.
My point of view is that you dislike the fact that they make easy money, sure you may bring stuff they don't to the world but then again there are many like you and not so many of them, that's why they get paid more. For me it's envy, you wish you could make as much money as them not necessarily wanting to be famous. Not everybody in the world is into computers as much as we are, remember people in the world are different and have different ideas of what entertaining is.
- hope that broke his arm, cunt
What could possibly go wrong?
- He's famous and has a lot of money and he's pretty …
u wish u were ryan gosling
- >Fallen in love >Travelled the world >Done ma…
It's kind of sad if you...
well iv traveled the world and fallen in love and im only 19 and im lazy as hell
i can deffenently believe him
what do I have to wait for to get shit done? When I graduate college and get a job and have responsibilities and kids and only get 4 weeks of vacation in a whole year?
The time to get shit done is now.
Every summer I give myself a challenge to complete. A few years ago it was to pick up and learn guitar. Last year it was to make a longboard from scratch. This summer's challenge was learn to ride and get a motorcycle.
By the time I was 19 last year, I had met and befriend several national rock bands through playing music, I had toured the country, I had music played on a few radio stations and over in Russia apparently, and I had been nominated for and won several awards in the midwest music awards.
Shit can happen if you know what the fuck you're doing.
- "God has forsaken me this day"
Slow Motion Fall
- Pure joy
- >me, average guy >I ******* hate my neighbours so I …
I'd watch it for the Postman. You could call it, "From the Eyes of a Postman".
But it'll only work if the Postman is black... Black people can make a successful show about anything.
Except zombie apocalypses
Coming soon: Tyler Perry's "From the Eyes of a Postman"
- Butt, Drag, Suck wat
- Water? **** that, when you wake up eat an apple, it's much mor…
Show Comments (2)