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Age: 21
Interests: Being a giant faggot, mostly
Date Signed Up:5/24/2011
Last Login:5/23/2015
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#39 - Picture 02/17/2015 on Ugly sleeper +17
#5 - I've always hated teachers saying that Years ago when…  [+] (21 new replies) 02/14/2015 on TFW +163
User avatar #49 - derpthefifth (02/15/2015) [-]
I hate having teachers like that.
for instance, i once had a math teacher who was doing it wrong. I'm normally a pretty good student but i just wasn't getting it with this guy, and neither was at least a third of the class i talked to, so i tried suggesting to him a few things he could do to help me and perhaps the rest of the class learn better than he just gave me that "When you go to college for four years then you can tell me how to run my class"
Why would you not
A) understand that learning involves both the student and the teacher
B) want input from the person who actually has to sit there and learn that shit?
#45 - jujuface (02/15/2015) [-]
Same exact thing happened in one of my math classes. It was in a trailer outside of the actual high school building and some kid corrected the teacher. She got defensive, it went back and forth until she said "I'll wait till you're done. I'm not going to teach if you're not going to listen." About a minute of silence and the kid goes "but isn't that your job?" She kicked the entire class out of the trailer and we wandered the halls for the last 15 minutes of class.
#44 - anonymous (02/15/2015) [-]
My advice and I know it's wrong but never correct a teacher in front of their students
most of them get defensive
User avatar #26 - temporalguardian (02/15/2015) [-]
I always knew english very well, started learning it really early and spent most of my childhood in canada, so when i came home in middle school or w/e I'd always get into these arguments with the english teacher, I loved it cause she would be so bothered but she knew I was right and would have to admit it cause she cant teach the class something wrong.

Hell I've even corrected the textbook once or twice. Being a cheeky shit is great.
#20 - lmOldGreg (02/15/2015) [-]
I used to have a teacher who would be really calm and would tell you off if you stepped out of line, but sometimes she would do this thing where you would listen to her own words and it would make her angrier. No one would backchat or give her smart remarks but she would get louder and louder as if she was being defied it was really odd.
User avatar #22 - cutenesseverypost (02/15/2015) [-]
It sounds like the typical bitchy 'I want a reason to be pissy' type-of-person.
#19 - friendlyanonymous (02/15/2015) [-]
My favorite will always be the teachers that will loudly yell at the class about how much time they are wasting and the moment class is over they would still get mad about the time wasted.
A vivid memory of mine would be some ignorant kid telling my spanish teacher how she was "the shittiest teacher he had ever seen." Of course he was kicked right the fuck out and that was the end of it.
Or so we though.
The moment she turned around she said "I've been teaching this for quite some time and I know for a fact I can teach spanish much better than you all can teach yourselves." To back up this assertion she handed out packets to students of all the papers that they had already completed from the entire first semester and told them it was due by the next class. All the while passing off comments to each student explaining how it is they are not doing well in the class (even kids with perfect scores were told how to improve). But back to the story. Not even a joke, she had copies of all original papers except they were blank for the next year.
After it was all handed out there was silence because no student really expected this to come from a teacher, and then the girl in my group (groups of 4 at desks for study days) made a huge mistake. She got up and sat down at the teachers desk and whispered "Are you okay?"
The gates were opened and the flood was expected to pulse out but instead it was the door to a furnace and the heat shot out and burnt this lil girl. The class quit working to watch in awe as this teacher, maybe 30 years old, straight unloaded the most ebonics laden speech on this girl about how the teacher did not need the student, and her comment wasn't necessary. About how if she really hated the teacher she could just leave, and how she wouldn't really be missed. To prove herself as the alpha teacher she switched to rapid spanish, slowly raising her voice and throwing her arms around more until she was literally shaking, yelling at this girl that maintained the straightest face of all time. Then it all stopped. Not a slow a stuttering stop either. The teacher just stopped moving and sat back in her chair.
The little, quiet girl from my Junior year Spanish one class dropped the hardest line I have ever heard.
"I recorded this."
The bell went off, the girl left her stuff in the class and walked out.
I didn't see the teacher for the rest of my high school career.
Picture is the student whenever the teacher tried to roast her.
#57 - derpthefifth (02/17/2015) [-]
#54 - brisineo (02/15/2015) [-]
class' fw dat last line
and mfw
#46 - jujuface (02/15/2015) [-]
Damn I hope that's a true story
#9 - funpunk (02/14/2015) [-]
Going through it right now. About 75% of the time, I'm about ready to jump out the nearest window. College has always looked like paradise to me, but if I have learned anything from life, it's that nothing is all it's cracked up to be.
User avatar #11 - threeeighteen (02/14/2015) [-]
Uni/College is a marvelous place full of wonder and learning compared to high school.
User avatar #12 - compared (02/14/2015) [-]
Thanks a lot for using a comparison, hope you are well.
#13 - anonymous (02/14/2015) [-]
Did you make a bot for this?
I feel like you made a bot for this
User avatar #14 - compared (02/14/2015) [-]
Nope, I type all of them out.
User avatar #10 - Hiddendemon (02/14/2015) [-]
it's way better than high school. As long as your roommates don't suck you should be fine
User avatar #6 - tarfyki (02/14/2015) [-]
hey say high school is the worst period of your life. They ain't lying
User avatar #48 - akkere (02/15/2015) [-]
I've heard the exact opposite, so many people, guidance counselors and teachers especially, go on about how "Oh, High School is the best years of your life!" and how it was "The happiest days of our lives!"

It was simpler times, sure, but I'll still take juggling 40 hour work weeks and 20 credit semesters being surrounded by people I can relate to and work with than... I can't even really summarize how my High School was like.
User avatar #40 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/15/2015) [-]
I miss high school. Being in uni has sucked.
User avatar #42 - tarfyki (02/15/2015) [-]
then you're doing it wrong
User avatar #43 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/15/2015) [-]
>have a ton of bills
>broke as shit
>had to bike miles through snow and negative temperatures to get to uni
>worked 35 hours a week and have taken 17-18 credits every semester

Sorry we can't all have our parents pay for us to sit on our asses and fuck around.
#5 - Man that alligator is the most professional one there, look at… 02/13/2015 on Aligator pit mistake +17
#15 - Kanye is rap, rush is rock. You can't blame someone for having… 02/11/2015 on Kanye +5
#43 - Why is no one mentioning what episode it is, i'm scared 02/10/2015 on Bart sees boobs +8
#79 - holy **** man, wiz khalifa is skinny 02/07/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #26 0
#90 - he's a billionaire 02/04/2015 on Feeling bad +2
#26 - Or he'll make some wicked sick science ****  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2015 on Conan gets science jokes +3
User avatar #64 - senorfrog (02/01/2015) [-]
Highly doubtful since you need money to do the science shit. That takes social skills to persuade investors to invest in the research, and then social skills to keep them investing. If you don't have the social skills, odds are you can't make any money and just end up having to go back to college to try for a new path or figure out how to be social which is hard, since it is hard to tell someone who has achieved so much that they are failing in a place, they won't believe it or they will snap.
#18 - "Oh Jeez, that really hurt, I'll probably have to go to t… 01/30/2015 on Pain gifs pt1 +1
#17 - "Haha, Come here you stupid bull! oh **** , that bu…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2015 on Pain gifs pt1 +1
#18 - azroth (01/30/2015) [-]
"Oh Jeez, that really hurt, I'll probably have to go to the hospital now because of this unexpected injury"
#16 - "oh gosh, guys, he looks pretty hurt.. How unexpected"  [+] (2 new replies) 01/30/2015 on Pain gifs pt1 +2
#17 - azroth (01/30/2015) [-]
"Haha, Come here you stupid bull! oh shit, that bull is coming right for us!"
#18 - azroth (01/30/2015) [-]
"Oh Jeez, that really hurt, I'll probably have to go to the hospital now because of this unexpected injury"
#41 - The 99% end up a loser with a dead end job, friend, we aren't special 01/29/2015 on Current college student,... +2
#8 - Benedict Cumberbatch is gettin **** because he was rece…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/28/2015 on ... +3
User avatar #16 - egosumproxi (01/28/2015) [-]
Bet you its mainly a certain group of white people with the issue. Is it mainly a certain group of white people with the issue?
#13 - electrictroll (01/28/2015) [-]
When colored people is not okay what the fuck are you supposed to call them?
"People that are totally same on the inside but.."
#15 - mamenber (01/28/2015) [-]
Gentlemen of colors
User avatar #11 - byobgraffpro (01/28/2015) [-]
people are just so paranoid about being racist now that any pronoun for a race is considered racist
#40 - **** , you can eat moose? i thought it was trophy  [+] (11 new replies) 01/26/2015 on Oh, Sh*t! +3
User avatar #69 - admiralen (01/26/2015) [-]
moose is fucking awesome dude
my grandma used to make dried moosemeat which was one of the best fucking things ever
User avatar #72 - angelious (01/26/2015) [-]
try make it into stew and eat it with mashed potatos.


and then throw in some butter to the left overs,let the butter melt and then scoop some of the moose meat on a rye bread and eat it


that shit is the most delicious thing you shall ever taste.
User avatar #74 - admiralen (01/26/2015) [-]
i know son, i told you my grandma made this shit, she was like a specialized potato moosemeat cook, ive eaten like every variety
my favorite must be homemade moosemeat meatballs though
User avatar #86 - angelious (01/26/2015) [-]
never tried those.


mi pops is the one who cooks the meat in my house. but he is more of known for his hunting skills rather than his cooking skills. so we get the rather basic treatment.
User avatar #87 - admiralen (01/26/2015) [-]
still great though
User avatar #88 - angelious (01/26/2015) [-]
tastiest food ever.
#57 - popeflatus (01/26/2015) [-]
First you get da meat, den you get da trophy, den you get da pusi.
User avatar #46 - zerosonaku (01/26/2015) [-]
Moose meat is really good. All big game hunting(at least in Canada) is done for both sport and Food. In fact if I remember correctly, I believe you get a small fine for just leaving a carcass sitting there after killing it (Someone correct me if I'm wrong, have not gone hunting for 10 years).
User avatar #73 - angelious (01/26/2015) [-]
leaving the carcass behing is illegal.

i have actually seen cops force people to retrieve a kill even if its left in middle of a frozen lake.
User avatar #41 - ohhh (01/26/2015) [-]
Well i mean, i'm assuming you can. Why wouldn't you be able to.
#52 - tacoperson (01/26/2015) [-]
Some meat isn't as good as others. Most non-flightless birds have shitty meat.

Moose however tastes great apparently.
#38 - I get disillusioned with modern hunting when I see things like…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/26/2015 on Oh, Sh*t! -5
User avatar #39 - ohhh (01/26/2015) [-]
No, he get's food.
#40 - azroth (01/26/2015) [-]
shit, you can eat moose? i thought it was trophy
User avatar #69 - admiralen (01/26/2015) [-]
moose is fucking awesome dude
my grandma used to make dried moosemeat which was one of the best fucking things ever
User avatar #72 - angelious (01/26/2015) [-]
try make it into stew and eat it with mashed potatos.


and then throw in some butter to the left overs,let the butter melt and then scoop some of the moose meat on a rye bread and eat it


that shit is the most delicious thing you shall ever taste.
User avatar #74 - admiralen (01/26/2015) [-]
i know son, i told you my grandma made this shit, she was like a specialized potato moosemeat cook, ive eaten like every variety
my favorite must be homemade moosemeat meatballs though
User avatar #86 - angelious (01/26/2015) [-]
never tried those.


mi pops is the one who cooks the meat in my house. but he is more of known for his hunting skills rather than his cooking skills. so we get the rather basic treatment.
User avatar #87 - admiralen (01/26/2015) [-]
still great though
User avatar #88 - angelious (01/26/2015) [-]
tastiest food ever.
#57 - popeflatus (01/26/2015) [-]
First you get da meat, den you get da trophy, den you get da pusi.
User avatar #46 - zerosonaku (01/26/2015) [-]
Moose meat is really good. All big game hunting(at least in Canada) is done for both sport and Food. In fact if I remember correctly, I believe you get a small fine for just leaving a carcass sitting there after killing it (Someone correct me if I'm wrong, have not gone hunting for 10 years).
User avatar #73 - angelious (01/26/2015) [-]
leaving the carcass behing is illegal.

i have actually seen cops force people to retrieve a kill even if its left in middle of a frozen lake.
User avatar #41 - ohhh (01/26/2015) [-]
Well i mean, i'm assuming you can. Why wouldn't you be able to.
#52 - tacoperson (01/26/2015) [-]
Some meat isn't as good as others. Most non-flightless birds have shitty meat.

Moose however tastes great apparently.
#37 - Comment deleted 01/26/2015 on Oh, Sh*t! 0
#10 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2015 on Grad skool +10
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#49 - i really hope the live action film they're making will be good… 01/14/2015 on It was right there S-senpai! +1
#33 - course it does, we all are, we bitch and moan about anything  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2015 on PTSD +16
User avatar #79 - donatelo (01/09/2015) [-]
some more than others right ponyboy?
#11 - You have to remember that we're living in a 1st world country …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/08/2015 on PTSD +79
#27 - europe (01/08/2015) [-]
Gotta love how people say this like they were born in the tough times
#66 - anonymous (01/08/2015) [-]
but you realize he's right though, the backbone that built the U.S. has softened and now people feel everyone should get the same quality of life no matter what and being politically correct and socially acceptable is more important than financial security. we've built a big stick and given away the rest to everyone else, then we hit the people we don't like with the stick.
#28 - pwnagraphy (01/08/2015) [-]
We all were born in good times though. Not necessarily a bad thing, actually pretty good


But then you look towards the future
#22 - anonymous (01/08/2015) [-]
"but guis im totaly not 1 of them lol poniez 4 evar kawaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii xxxx"
User avatar #15 - donatelo (01/08/2015) [-]
guess that implies you are one of them.
User avatar #33 - azroth (01/08/2015) [-]
course it does, we all are, we bitch and moan about anything
User avatar #79 - donatelo (01/09/2015) [-]
some more than others right ponyboy?
#93 - nah it's actually a specific breed, they're just nicknamed mic… 01/08/2015 on poor pig +2
#13 - people don't realize that a lot of micro pigs actually grow to…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2015 on poor pig +5
User avatar #80 - sphincterface (01/08/2015) [-]
So they're basically runts?
User avatar #93 - azroth (01/08/2015) [-]
nah it's actually a specific breed, they're just nicknamed micro pigs cause the offspring remain so tiny for a while, but they can grow to be pretty big fuckers
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