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azroth

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Interests: Being a giant faggot, mostly
Date Signed Up:5/24/2011
Last Login:3/05/2015
Location:Dying Blue Marble
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Highest Content Rank:#491
Highest Comment Rank:#423
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Yes, I am the glorious winged faggot you speak of

latest user's comments

#90 - he's a billionaire 02/04/2015 on Feeling bad +2
#26 - Or he'll make some wicked sick science ****  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2015 on Conan gets science jokes +3
User avatar #64 - senorfrog (02/01/2015) [-]
Highly doubtful since you need money to do the science shit. That takes social skills to persuade investors to invest in the research, and then social skills to keep them investing. If you don't have the social skills, odds are you can't make any money and just end up having to go back to college to try for a new path or figure out how to be social which is hard, since it is hard to tell someone who has achieved so much that they are failing in a place, they won't believe it or they will snap.
#18 - "Oh Jeez, that really hurt, I'll probably have to go to t… 01/30/2015 on Pain gifs pt1 +1
#17 - "Haha, Come here you stupid bull! oh **** , t…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2015 on Pain gifs pt1 +1
#18 - azroth (01/30/2015) [-]
"Oh Jeez, that really hurt, I'll probably have to go to the hospital now because of this unexpected injury"
#16 - "oh gosh, guys, he looks pretty hurt.. How unexpected"  [+] (2 new replies) 01/30/2015 on Pain gifs pt1 +2
#17 - azroth (01/30/2015) [-]
"Haha, Come here you stupid bull! oh shit, that bull is coming right for us!"
#18 - azroth (01/30/2015) [-]
"Oh Jeez, that really hurt, I'll probably have to go to the hospital now because of this unexpected injury"
#41 - The 99% end up a loser with a dead end job, friend, we aren't special 01/29/2015 on Current college student,... +2
#8 - Benedict Cumberbatch is gettin **** because he wa…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/28/2015 on ... +3
User avatar #16 - egosumproxi (01/28/2015) [-]
Bet you its mainly a certain group of white people with the issue. Is it mainly a certain group of white people with the issue?
#13 - electrictroll (01/28/2015) [-]
When colored people is not okay what the fuck are you supposed to call them?
"People that are totally same on the inside but.."
#15 - mamenber (01/28/2015) [-]
Gentlemen of colors
User avatar #11 - byobgraffpro (01/28/2015) [-]
people are just so paranoid about being racist now that any pronoun for a race is considered racist
#40 - **** , you can eat moose? i thought it was trophy  [+] (11 new replies) 01/26/2015 on Oh, Sh*t! +3
User avatar #69 - admiralen (01/26/2015) [-]
moose is fucking awesome dude
my grandma used to make dried moosemeat which was one of the best fucking things ever
User avatar #72 - angelious (01/26/2015) [-]
try make it into stew and eat it with mashed potatos.


and then throw in some butter to the left overs,let the butter melt and then scoop some of the moose meat on a rye bread and eat it


that shit is the most delicious thing you shall ever taste.
User avatar #74 - admiralen (01/26/2015) [-]
i know son, i told you my grandma made this shit, she was like a specialized potato moosemeat cook, ive eaten like every variety
my favorite must be homemade moosemeat meatballs though
User avatar #86 - angelious (01/26/2015) [-]
never tried those.


mi pops is the one who cooks the meat in my house. but he is more of known for his hunting skills rather than his cooking skills. so we get the rather basic treatment.
User avatar #87 - admiralen (01/26/2015) [-]
still great though
User avatar #88 - angelious (01/26/2015) [-]
tastiest food ever.
#57 - popeflatus (01/26/2015) [-]
First you get da meat, den you get da trophy, den you get da pusi.
User avatar #46 - zerosonaku (01/26/2015) [-]
Moose meat is really good. All big game hunting(at least in Canada) is done for both sport and Food. In fact if I remember correctly, I believe you get a small fine for just leaving a carcass sitting there after killing it (Someone correct me if I'm wrong, have not gone hunting for 10 years).
User avatar #73 - angelious (01/26/2015) [-]
leaving the carcass behing is illegal.

i have actually seen cops force people to retrieve a kill even if its left in middle of a frozen lake.
User avatar #41 - ohhh (01/26/2015) [-]
Well i mean, i'm assuming you can. Why wouldn't you be able to.
#52 - tacoperson (01/26/2015) [-]
Some meat isn't as good as others. Most non-flightless birds have shitty meat.

Moose however tastes great apparently.
#38 - I get disillusioned with modern hunting when I see things like…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/26/2015 on Oh, Sh*t! -5
User avatar #39 - ohhh (01/26/2015) [-]
No, he get's food.
#40 - azroth (01/26/2015) [-]
shit, you can eat moose? i thought it was trophy
User avatar #69 - admiralen (01/26/2015) [-]
moose is fucking awesome dude
my grandma used to make dried moosemeat which was one of the best fucking things ever
User avatar #72 - angelious (01/26/2015) [-]
try make it into stew and eat it with mashed potatos.


and then throw in some butter to the left overs,let the butter melt and then scoop some of the moose meat on a rye bread and eat it


that shit is the most delicious thing you shall ever taste.
User avatar #74 - admiralen (01/26/2015) [-]
i know son, i told you my grandma made this shit, she was like a specialized potato moosemeat cook, ive eaten like every variety
my favorite must be homemade moosemeat meatballs though
User avatar #86 - angelious (01/26/2015) [-]
never tried those.


mi pops is the one who cooks the meat in my house. but he is more of known for his hunting skills rather than his cooking skills. so we get the rather basic treatment.
User avatar #87 - admiralen (01/26/2015) [-]
still great though
User avatar #88 - angelious (01/26/2015) [-]
tastiest food ever.
#57 - popeflatus (01/26/2015) [-]
First you get da meat, den you get da trophy, den you get da pusi.
User avatar #46 - zerosonaku (01/26/2015) [-]
Moose meat is really good. All big game hunting(at least in Canada) is done for both sport and Food. In fact if I remember correctly, I believe you get a small fine for just leaving a carcass sitting there after killing it (Someone correct me if I'm wrong, have not gone hunting for 10 years).
User avatar #73 - angelious (01/26/2015) [-]
leaving the carcass behing is illegal.

i have actually seen cops force people to retrieve a kill even if its left in middle of a frozen lake.
User avatar #41 - ohhh (01/26/2015) [-]
Well i mean, i'm assuming you can. Why wouldn't you be able to.
#52 - tacoperson (01/26/2015) [-]
Some meat isn't as good as others. Most non-flightless birds have shitty meat.

Moose however tastes great apparently.
#37 - Comment deleted 01/26/2015 on Oh, Sh*t! 0
#10 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2015 on Grad skool +10
#16 - anonexplains Comment deleted by azroth
#49 - i really hope the live action film they're making will be good… 01/14/2015 on It was right there S-senpai! +1
#33 - course it does, we all are, we bitch and moan about anything  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2015 on PTSD +16
User avatar #79 - donatelo (01/09/2015) [-]
some more than others right ponyboy?
#11 - You have to remember that we're living in a 1st world country …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/08/2015 on PTSD +79
#27 - europe (01/08/2015) [-]
Gotta love how people say this like they were born in the tough times
#66 - anonexplains (01/08/2015) [-]
but you realize he's right though, the backbone that built the U.S. has softened and now people feel everyone should get the same quality of life no matter what and being politically correct and socially acceptable is more important than financial security. we've built a big stick and given away the rest to everyone else, then we hit the people we don't like with the stick.
#28 - pwnagraphy (01/08/2015) [-]
We all were born in good times though. Not necessarily a bad thing, actually pretty good


But then you look towards the future
#22 - anonexplains (01/08/2015) [-]
"but guis im totaly not 1 of them lol poniez 4 evar kawaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii xxxx"
User avatar #15 - donatelo (01/08/2015) [-]
guess that implies you are one of them.
User avatar #33 - azroth (01/08/2015) [-]
course it does, we all are, we bitch and moan about anything
User avatar #79 - donatelo (01/09/2015) [-]
some more than others right ponyboy?
#93 - nah it's actually a specific breed, they're just nicknamed mic… 01/08/2015 on poor pig +2
#13 - people don't realize that a lot of micro pigs actually grow to…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2015 on poor pig +5
User avatar #80 - sphincterface (01/08/2015) [-]
So they're basically runts?
User avatar #93 - azroth (01/08/2015) [-]
nah it's actually a specific breed, they're just nicknamed micro pigs cause the offspring remain so tiny for a while, but they can grow to be pretty big fuckers
#8 - lol that was well funny 01/01/2015 on funny text message 0
#6 - i want 1960's audrey hepburn to dominate me  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2014 on In that moment of time I +41
#22 - shacmaster (12/31/2014) [-]
#40 - Um..? 12/27/2014 on battlestations 0
#118 - i got some wicked sick super mario underwear 12/27/2014 on After seeing posts lately 0
#4 - ok seriously I've never ******* understood this p…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2014 on Proud Parent +1
#8 - brainbruce (12/25/2014) [-]
He did it to embarrass her so that she would stop doing it.

A slutty daughter is like the worst thing in the world for a dad.
#23 - pluto is smaller than russia  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2014 on You're wait on each plan it +13
User avatar #37 - rokulda (12/25/2014) [-]
russia is now planet russia
User avatar #36 - Churchandtex (12/25/2014) [-]
Seriously?
#36 - ITT: All the Introverts and Introvert specialists correct the … 12/24/2014 on I just don't like people :( +9
#8 - one of Britain's finest 12/24/2014 on American lyrics +2
#16 - I had a hearty chuckle, but i'm 5"6 and i chuckle no longer 12/24/2014 on No Hate +3

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