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Interests: Being a giant faggot, mostly
Date Signed Up:5/24/2011
Last Login:11/24/2014
Location:Dying Blue Marble
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#63 - Widowmaker master race  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on Overwatch +15
User avatar #69 - warioteam (11/12/2014) [-]
i paused the trailer to check my skype and flipped vack to fj to see your comment
it was on the exact frame
okay bye
#95 - Mac Books are good i guess 11/09/2014 on What are your computer specs? 0
#28 - Sooo.. She wins a large sum of money, and she finds that the b…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2014 on Breakup 0vvna9e +7
User avatar #34 - thechosentroll (11/09/2014) [-]
As a wise man once said: "Bitches be crazy.".
#33 - Difficulty is relative, if something that isn't very difficult…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2014 on University 0
User avatar #40 - imagnetsux (11/09/2014) [-]
name of university?
#80 - All this bitchy cop hate.. If some guys pulled you into a corn…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/08/2014 on Cops +51
User avatar #218 - mtndewisgreat (11/08/2014) [-]
The problem is it's their job to be the better man, to take on the challenges we don't. That's why it's so easy for us to turn them into the bad guy. Everyone sees the bad easier than the good, and it always lasts longer. Especially with the media, they only report a good story if it's utterly amazing. All the regular awesome stuff they do such as keeping someone from being stabbed is dozed over because it's "boring."

My uncle is a state trooper, and personally I don't like him as much as my other uncles. Even though I might not like him though, he is one hell of an honorable guy. His job is going to fatals, responding to things where people are either dead or close to it. I have a very high respect for him because of this, even if I don't like his views or personality. I barely ever see him.
#199 - Womens Study Major (11/08/2014) [-]
Ya, but that happened to me and their wasn't. When I was smoking a joint there was...

Anecdotal evidence FTW
#158 - Womens Study Major (11/08/2014) [-]
When i had my vehicle stolen I chased after the car for 5 minutes in the downtown area. I ran passed 2 police who looked at me, then looked away. It then took over an hour for police to respond to the 911 call i made. The vehicle was recovered 4 days later completely destroyed and I was fined $800 for towing. Not exactly relevant to your post, but cops are not there to protect you anymore.
User avatar #150 - Spazblast (11/08/2014) [-]
www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/02/cop-fired-driving-past-kidnap-victim-dallas_n_5921342.html

Or maybe there is a cop nearby but the reality is some of them(not all but definitely more than just this guy) don't give a shit about you.
User avatar #151 - darthblam (11/08/2014) [-]
Ok...
That's some straight up fucked shit right there.
#135 - hurzg (11/08/2014) [-]
Whenever I call the cops for something they say something in the lines of 'eh'. I don't believe they will be there when I need an urgent help.
#8 - Picture 11/08/2014 on Truly inspirational, +16
#7 - Picture 11/08/2014 on Truly inspirational, 0
#12 - I ain't no god damn servant, fool  [+] (3 new replies) 11/07/2014 on Evolving +2
User avatar #13 - peanutbraddle (11/07/2014) [-]
you brought it up
the burden of proof lies with you
now go, and close the gates of oblivion!
User avatar #25 - reekballs (11/08/2014) [-]
"oh das cute"

".....OHGOD...

awwww :,)"
#10 - The video is better, it sneezes and makes a cute sound  [+] (5 new replies) 11/07/2014 on Evolving +2
User avatar #11 - peanutbraddle (11/07/2014) [-]
then link it fgt
User avatar #12 - azroth (11/07/2014) [-]
I ain't no god damn servant, fool
User avatar #13 - peanutbraddle (11/07/2014) [-]
you brought it up
the burden of proof lies with you
now go, and close the gates of oblivion!
User avatar #25 - reekballs (11/08/2014) [-]
"oh das cute"

".....OHGOD...

awwww :,)"
#108 - The fight between him and Gaara in the chunin exam was probabl… 11/07/2014 on Hmm... 0
#53 - Dem's true mans fingers, good for fingering steel 11/07/2014 on straight razor +5
#93 - I've never understood that, i thought things like the doggy pa…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/06/2014 on oh..oh.. 0
User avatar #97 - kosicandavid (11/06/2014) [-]
If you put baby into pool of water it will try to swim just like any other animal baby....
But if somebody was never in a water too deep to swim and never had need for swim how could they know it?
User avatar #105 - shorea (11/06/2014) [-]
I don't know, movies? Internet? Seriously, I'm quite sure eveyone has already seen someone swimming and even if not, I'd just paddle as much as possible.
User avatar #107 - kosicandavid (11/06/2014) [-]
Ooooh that sounds clever. Let' s learn how to swim from the internet or some movies. If there ever will be some person that learn how to swim from the Internet that person would deserve some kind of medal.....
User avatar #108 - shorea (11/06/2014) [-]
dude, nobody's talking about proffesional swimming, just something that will let you get to safety, nothing more. When I was at the pool for the first time in my life, my older brother tossed me into water and told me to get back myself, it wasn't hard.
#9 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2014 on Super Mario Feels +6
User avatar #49 - aximil (11/05/2014) [-]
Shut up, Green Mario!
#72 - i remember the fund goal was around 6000 dollars, so.. did any… 11/02/2014 on Aww, the memories! 0
#41 - Comment deleted 10/30/2014 on Mjolnir 0
#9 - yeah, cooking pancakes sure does take a prodigy  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Hungry +7
#24 - floran (10/27/2014) [-]
Making pancake is easy
making the perfect pancake, this is what barbs will sing about
User avatar #29 - kazene (10/27/2014) [-]
*bards. But I see what you meant. Thumb anyways.
#23 - get **** done, son 10/25/2014 on best suicide attempt i've... +4
#34 - many muslims come from / live in asia, you silly duck  [+] (13 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Fear +4
#36 - xbyronx has deleted their comment.
#132 - viviannjames (10/24/2014) [-]
Where do you think those countries are? South America?
#223 - lizardsickcereal (10/24/2014) [-]
#256 - viviannjames (10/24/2014) [-]
You're the most dedicated stalker ever.
#263 - lizardsickcereal (10/24/2014) [-]
#95 - silentark (10/24/2014) [-]
Actually middle east is part of Asia, so they are basically asian.
Learn some geography you uncultured fuck.
User avatar #159 - marioslmg (10/24/2014) [-]
How did you fuck up osiania? Or is it just my country calling it osiania...
#175 - publicpubic (10/24/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhe9zTmKVz8
This video should answer your question.

(I usually call the continent Oceania as well)
User avatar #236 - marioslmg (10/24/2014) [-]
Why can't we just call it oceania? It's like calling asia for china, or russia...
#114 - Womens Study Major (10/24/2014) [-]
Wait New Zealand is part of Australia?
As an Aussy I think there is a big difference between murderous snakes/ spiders and Uruk-hai/ the gay loving hobbits.

I know I'm a filthy anon...But calling someone uncultured then using a map that classifies NZ as part of Aus and not Oceania, please!
User avatar #140 - silentark (10/24/2014) [-]
Actually Australia and all the islands west all fall under the same continent for some reason
User avatar #237 - marioslmg (10/24/2014) [-]
NZ is not part of a continent, it is in a geographic reigion. NZ and 11 others are not in any continent.
User avatar #264 - silentark (10/24/2014) [-]
My bad. that was the term I was looking for.
#31 - Overrun? uk is about 90% white, asians make up around 7%  [+] (16 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Fear +27
User avatar #33 - xbyronx (10/24/2014) [-]
Also I didn't realize Muslim was an ethnicity. Great job champ.
User avatar #34 - azroth (10/24/2014) [-]
many muslims come from / live in asia, you silly duck
#36 - xbyronx has deleted their comment.
#132 - viviannjames (10/24/2014) [-]
Where do you think those countries are? South America?
#223 - lizardsickcereal (10/24/2014) [-]
#256 - viviannjames (10/24/2014) [-]
You're the most dedicated stalker ever.
#263 - lizardsickcereal (10/24/2014) [-]
#95 - silentark (10/24/2014) [-]
Actually middle east is part of Asia, so they are basically asian.
Learn some geography you uncultured fuck.
User avatar #159 - marioslmg (10/24/2014) [-]
How did you fuck up osiania? Or is it just my country calling it osiania...
#175 - publicpubic (10/24/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhe9zTmKVz8
This video should answer your question.

(I usually call the continent Oceania as well)
User avatar #236 - marioslmg (10/24/2014) [-]
Why can't we just call it oceania? It's like calling asia for china, or russia...
#114 - Womens Study Major (10/24/2014) [-]
Wait New Zealand is part of Australia?
As an Aussy I think there is a big difference between murderous snakes/ spiders and Uruk-hai/ the gay loving hobbits.

I know I'm a filthy anon...But calling someone uncultured then using a map that classifies NZ as part of Aus and not Oceania, please!
User avatar #140 - silentark (10/24/2014) [-]
Actually Australia and all the islands west all fall under the same continent for some reason
User avatar #237 - marioslmg (10/24/2014) [-]
NZ is not part of a continent, it is in a geographic reigion. NZ and 11 others are not in any continent.
User avatar #264 - silentark (10/24/2014) [-]
My bad. that was the term I was looking for.
User avatar #32 - xbyronx (10/24/2014) [-]
I was speaking on behalf of my country, not the entire UK chill your tits.
#51 - k it's been a few days since i haven''t been able to view fj's… 10/24/2014 on Shia Lebeouf 0
#27 - Aww Yiss.. Mutha ******* Bible Black 10/22/2014 on It's Wank O'clock 0
#9 - didn't Marvel buy DC before Disney bought Marvel  [+] (3 new replies) 10/15/2014 on We're too different -19
User avatar #51 - elcreepo (10/15/2014) [-]
haha what
User avatar #44 - hellsjester (10/15/2014) [-]
nigga you went full potato
User avatar #12 - utah (10/15/2014) [-]
No.
#14 - Oh god it's cheese, i sat there for half a minute thinking the…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2014 on Delicious +56
#45 - fisken (10/15/2014) [-]
same
#48 - wow it's like you're part of the 99% or something 09/24/2014 on do you ever just feel like 0
#9 - Paris Hilton reading Sun Tzu  [+] (8 new replies) 09/23/2014 on just some bullshit +134
User avatar #265 - afrodemon (09/23/2014) [-]
actually she is reading a book written by Sun Tzu
#185 - nahbro (09/23/2014) [-]
It's not like it's a very complicated book...
#131 - endospore (09/23/2014) [-]
>MFW I love Repo! so I actually like Paris Hilton...
User avatar #15 - christheace (09/23/2014) [-]
i cant believe this shit either mang
#13 - upyoursnumbnuts (09/23/2014) [-]
That means one of two things happened. One: she read it and was too stupid to understand it. Two: she read it, understood it, and everything else is just an act.
#132 - princessren (09/23/2014) [-]
"all warfare is based on deception"
dear god you're right
#22 - nosensephenom (09/23/2014) [-]
I heard somewhere that it was all an act, but I don't know how true that is. I think I heard it years ago when she was still in popular culture. I don't really know though because I didn't even give enough fucks to check out her porn.
#21 - cheeseyniblet (09/23/2014) [-]
Three: she didn't read it, she's just posing with it to appear as a smart, complex misunderstood women
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