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Gender: male
Age: 20
Interests: Being a giant faggot, mostly
Date Signed Up:5/24/2011
Last Login:4/17/2014
Location:Dying Blue Marble
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Comment Ranking:#3056
Highest Content Rank:#491
Highest Comment Rank:#423
Content Thumbs: 13004 total,  14399 ,  1395
Comment Thumbs: 11824 total,  12583 ,  759
Content Level Progress: 0.4% (4/1000)
Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 27.6% (138/500)
Level 311 Comments: Wizard → Level 312 Comments: Wizard
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Content Views:429280
Times Content Favorited:640 times
Total Comments Made:859
FJ Points:24877
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Yes, I am the glorious winged faggot you speak of

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#26 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2012 on Friend-zone Achieved +27
User avatar #90 - magmamax (10/20/2012) [-]
Wincest (?)
#25 - Maybe that's his girlfriend  [+] (13 new replies) 10/20/2012 on Friend-zone Achieved +90
#28 - anonymous (10/20/2012) [-]
you tie your girlfriend's shoes? gg brah
User avatar #33 - baconmansenior (10/20/2012) [-]
I do cause that's the nice thing to do
User avatar #68 - quesocnkane (10/20/2012) [-]
that's a retarded thing to do. They aren't helpless toddlers.
User avatar #143 - haveagoodone (10/20/2012) [-]
idk why you're being redthumbed
has anyone ever seen a couple on the street, one bent over tying her shoe while she waits? it's fucking weird
User avatar #201 - quesocnkane (10/20/2012) [-]
Thank you. It's super awesome to be chivalrous and whatnot, but putting on/tying shoes is fucking weird.
User avatar #137 - paras (10/20/2012) [-]
honestly you sound like a sexually frustrated teenager... if you are wondering why you haven't got a girlfriend yet, well then you must be retarded
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#32 - brenton (10/20/2012) [-]
If she's wearing that dress and doesn't want to bend over for everyone in the world to see, then yes.
#38 - anonymous (10/20/2012) [-]
> find shortest dress in sight
> wear it
> feel embarrassed when people can easily see up it..

Woman logic.
#251 - brenton (10/20/2012) [-]
Hey, if my wife decides to wear something like that, I'm going to do everything in my power to make sure she stays in that type of clothing. Including tying her shoes. Little acts like this one are what let her know that you care about her and keep a relationship strong. If you're not willing to do this for a significant other, you deserve to be stuck in this "friendzone" everyone on here complains about.
User avatar #242 - danniegurl (10/20/2012) [-]
if you keep your legs closed and don't bend over too much (or bend strategically, if you must), you're fine.
#188 - anonymous (10/20/2012) [-]
> try to make sense of woman logic
> can't

Man Logic.
#59 - azroth (10/20/2012) [-]
#35 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2012 on my fav gif +19
#42 - JEFFFFFFF (10/20/2012) [-]
#33 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 10/20/2012 on my fav gif +39
#320 - baltman (10/20/2012) [-]
hip trusts lol
here have my favourite gif
#35 - azroth (10/20/2012) [-]
#42 - JEFFFFFFF (10/20/2012) [-]
#453 - But for the sake of answers, I'd rather go with the Big Bang T…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/20/2012 on Faith In Humanity Level... +15
User avatar #454 - daniboyi (10/20/2012) [-]
I would have wrote "There is no correct answer, since these are only theories or beliefs."
#492 - anonymous (10/20/2012) [-]
But that could be written under every question...
#507 - anonymous (10/20/2012) [-]
No, you can only quarrel about the exact age, which derives from instruments, measuring the quantities of certain isotopes. The further you have date something back, he bigger gets the inaccuracy. But new sensoric technologies allow us to be more precise. Hasn't anything to do with belief and the theory is proven.
#82 - sweet ******* mercy that made me lol 10/20/2012 on Sad But True +3
#39 - Picture 10/19/2012 on rule 34 +31
#34 - Picture 10/19/2012 on Explain that +5
#177 - Yay 10/19/2012 on FINALLY!!!! 0
#134 - Discord be back??  [+] (2 new replies) 10/19/2012 on FINALLY!!!! 0
#138 - kraetyz (10/19/2012) [-]
Yes, everyone knew this right when S3 was announced. Wikipedia listed John De Lancie as one of the people who'd confirmed a continuation of the show.
#177 - azroth (10/19/2012) [-]
Yay
#11 - god I've seen that many a' time and I still don't know what th…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/19/2012 on scumbag bus. +1
#18 - anonymous (10/19/2012) [-]
i dont know why you got thumbed down by asking a fair question, so i thumbed you back up, same for the guy who answered you the question, cheers
User avatar #12 - vasilyzaytsev (10/19/2012) [-]
the buss flipped
#21 - toastableduckling (10/19/2012) [-]
But then why are all their legs in the air?
#28 - centurionprime (10/19/2012) [-]
nobody knows.....
User avatar #24 - ronniesan (10/19/2012) [-]
it flipped on its side
#29 - toastableduckling (10/19/2012) [-]
But if it flipped on it's side why would their legs dangle in the air as if they were stuck on the ceiling?
#11 - that is ******* adorable 10/19/2012 on Poor Sonic 0
#21 - Picture 10/19/2012 on Punkd +9
#87 - Harley is beyond sexy  [+] (5 new replies) 10/19/2012 on The true story of Jon Holmes +36
User avatar #133 - tkfourtwoone (10/19/2012) [-]
*Harley is beyond retarded

There, I fixed it. No really, I would rather crack her skull open with batarangs all day long than being in any way aroused by that horrible Bronx accent
User avatar #156 - tkfourtwoone (10/19/2012) [-]
Well, the number of red thumbs apparently prove that FJ is now overcrowded by 12 year olds who have a hard one for anything with boobs and a vagina.

Grow some fucking standards, will you, kids?
#116 - amandatoddd has deleted their comment.
#125 - VaultTechy (10/19/2012) [-]
>your username
>How the fffuuuuccckkkk did you level 240 already
#119 - pulluspardus (10/19/2012) [-]
Even straight girls wanna tap that ass.
#188 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/19/2012 on A real man +19
#196 - mightymilk (10/19/2012) [-]
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#182 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 10/19/2012 on A real man +15
#185 - mightymilk (10/19/2012) [-]
#188 - azroth (10/19/2012) [-]
#196 - mightymilk (10/19/2012) [-]
#218 - Viacom has deleted their comment.
#180 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 10/19/2012 on A real man +29
#181 - mightymilk (10/19/2012) [-]
#182 - azroth (10/19/2012) [-]
#185 - mightymilk (10/19/2012) [-]
#188 - azroth (10/19/2012) [-]
#196 - mightymilk (10/19/2012) [-]
#218 - Viacom has deleted their comment.
#1643 - **** YEAH! 10/19/2012 on Thumb Orgy +13
#26 - I don't get what it is with people and prominent government fi…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2012 on RomBane +8
#27 - Lainge (10/18/2012) [-]
undecided voters paying attention to any sort of political campaign of any sort forget everything and are only able to remember the last thing they heard
#3 - Picture 10/18/2012 on description +4
#4 - Damn.. your life sounds rough :/ 10/17/2012 on well aint that the truth +74
#5 - Picture 10/17/2012 on tell me! +2
#7 - What a caring mommy  [+] (7 new replies) 10/16/2012 on FORWARD! +11
#15 - Funkylizzie (10/20/2012) [-]
#8 - gisuar (10/16/2012) [-]
i'm not sure if cpt. obvious but: stone turtle.
#13 - highfocus (10/16/2012) [-]
User avatar #9 - tinkletoes (10/16/2012) [-]
YOU JUST CRUSHED MY HAPPINESS.
#10 - gisuar (10/16/2012) [-]
i'm sry
#11 - tinkletoes (10/16/2012) [-]
brb.
#12 - gisuar (10/16/2012) [-]
not sry anymore attention whore. flo rida and lil'wayne got nothing on my skillz
#95 - Picture 10/15/2012 on Felix Baumgartner +1
#158 - Picture 10/14/2012 on Funniest gif in my reacton... +2
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