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#65 - I don't know much about his music, but **** a duck.. Th…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/22/2013 on Yolo +7
User avatar #89 - migzdgreat (06/22/2013) [-]
It's just my opinion but I like it when Li'l Wayne actually makes sentimental music rather than the mainstream 'Fuck bitches get money' and even Macklemore (The Thrift Shop guy) likes him simply because of his flow rather than the message he sends to the youth.

About the interview thing, he rapped about that in HYFR.

I don't care about the red thumbs, I like 2 kind of Hip hop because one gets me up and going and the other one gives me something to ponder about.
User avatar #90 - migzdgreat (06/22/2013) [-]
Correction, HYFR was actually made by Drake.

Sorry about that.
User avatar #72 - ferrettamer (06/22/2013) [-]
You've not seen interviews and videos of Tyler, The Creator and the rest of OF then. Biggest dickhead ever, and half the site idolizes him.
And then there are interviews of Kanye. His head is so far up his own ass, it's fucking hilarious sometimes
#48 - The cost of producing that would probably equal the current gl…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2013 on Creators Of Naruto and One... 0
User avatar #56 - itsnotbutthurt (06/20/2013) [-]
Pfffft. It's not like they're going to fix it any time soon, may as well spend money on something WORTH spending money on!
#65 - Is this how they un-people google earth?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2013 on A helpful tip +10
#67 - cassixx (06/19/2013) [-]
There are still people on google earth. You can sometimes see people walking on the sidewalk.
User avatar #66 - taintedangel (06/19/2013) [-]
that's pretty much right.
#26 - Money buys things that make you happy 06/17/2013 on Money doesn't buy you... 0
#15 - Picture 06/17/2013 on Well... +12
#163 - Comment deleted 06/16/2013 on Newspaper 0
#28 - To avoid some ****** little flame war, I'm just gonna s…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/12/2013 on tite +1
#67 - anon (06/12/2013) [-]
Yes, the bias...
Tell me the one gaming advantage the XbOne has.

This list looks biased because the XbOne doesn't have advantages.
I guess if you were really trying you could say that you can share your DRM locked games with family members across multiple XbOnes, but how many times have you complained about not being able to do that with another console? (And we don't know the functionality of this. Can you use it for multiplayer games by buying just one copy?)

But that is the one potential "advantage" I can think of (and it is in trade for all their absurd DRM).
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#68 - anon (06/12/2013) [-]
The controller is actually really nice if you hold it right. The small size means plenty of breathing room.
User avatar #49 - OsamaBinLadenz (06/12/2013) [-]
The controller for the PS4 was made bigger than the PS3 to accomodate all the Xbox 360 users who're going to switch.
#35 - ditzyderpydoo (06/12/2013) [-]
Im a 200 pound black man with little asian girl hands and i found this offensive,
#76 - Implying EA develops games 06/11/2013 on Star Wars Battlefront +2
#19 - The creator of Sonic came up with the initial idea after tryin… 06/08/2013 on Mama mia! 0
#21 - I wanted to find out why Terra couldn't remember who BB was.. …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/30/2013 on Smile +57
User avatar #281 - TheSchwartz (06/16/2013) [-]
I know this is pretty late, but you might wanna read this...if your computer screen's large enough to read it...
#201 - darrensankari (05/30/2013) [-]
Aw man. That was one of my first major feels as a kid.
#89 - coionel (05/30/2013) [-]
wait didn't the end of the episode imply she remembered but she didn't want to associate with him anymore because she would have to deal with her past life as a super hero/villain
User avatar #48 - garykn (05/30/2013) [-]
Because Cartoon Network is a dick. The guys working on Teen Titans had pretty much already finished writing up season 6 which was going to be the final season that answered most if not all of your questions. However, Cartoon Network was all, "Nah, fuck that shit." and the wouldn't renew the show for a sixth season. So there you go. You have now been informed.
User avatar #65 - PhuckingPhreak (05/30/2013) [-]
then they put on this new teen titans crap that isnt even fighting fucking villans
User avatar #42 - stringfingerable (05/30/2013) [-]
Because Slade (Deathstroke) is a fucking jerk.
#36 - ianosity (05/30/2013) [-]
Dude....The feels.
#17 - I for one think a lot of the Xbox features are ******* …  [+] (11 new replies) 05/26/2013 on Xbox One sucks - Wii U wins -7
User avatar #49 - indecisivejew (05/26/2013) [-]
"You can't deny that the console is pretty amazing"

Yes I can. And so can the majority of the people who watched the conference. And we will continue to unless they can impress us with some actual games at E3.
#39 - doomsangel (05/26/2013) [-]
It's a gaming console?
User avatar #43 - ichbinzweijahrealt (05/26/2013) [-]
fuck you and your fucking goddamn gif
User avatar #45 - doomsangel (05/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #26 - baltman (05/26/2013) [-]
Amazing features?
Like what? Skype?
#21 - mattymc (05/26/2013) [-]
features such as?
User avatar #18 - thewinkster (05/26/2013) [-]
Amazing features don't make up for bad decisions. The Xbox one could fly me to Jupiter and back for all I care. But if it can't play used games. Makes me pay for online. Costs a shit ton and won't even allow me to publish my own games. Then the flight to Jupiter seems like a flight up Uranus to me.
User avatar #50 - burnswhenipee (05/26/2013) [-]
The 'pay-to-play' used games thing was confirmed as not true...
User avatar #133 - thewaronbeingcool (05/26/2013) [-]
Yes, but now it's been confirmed that Microsoft takes a cut of all used games sales (some sources saying that it's up to 90% of each sale). If that's the case then used games are going to way more expensive to cover the cost of all the money that Microsoft steals.
User avatar #36 - MasterManiac (05/26/2013) [-]
Microsoft actually confirmed that you can still buy and sell used games as per usual (and there are laws in the EU that mean this is a legal requirement, to which Steam are currently being sued for) via their twitter straight after the reveal. Also the Xbox will not allow indie games without publishers to go on the Xbox Live Arcade, but they will still be available via the Xbox Live Indie Games Marketplace. Undoubtably the PS4 and Xbox One will both be expensive at the time of release, with probably little difference in price so complaining about price is pointless. As for Xbox Live, you get what you pay for. The Xbox Live Marketplace, in my own experience, is much better than the PS Store, and the Xbox servers always run smoothly without delay and are very fast. Playstation on the other hand I've had loads of problems with my connection cutting out, downloads simply stopping and atrocious download speeds (even though I have very fast internet). All this coupled with their dreadful security means I am more than happy to pay the roughly £2 a month for a much better service offered on the Xbox.
#33 - vkd (05/26/2013) [-]
too bad it can play used games... and the subscription cost is to play on high quality servers, which has proven to beat any of the competitors looking away from PC that is.
#14 - What a loving mommy 05/24/2013 on A good mom +14
#43 - The PS4 has some great games I would like to play, The Xbox On…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/23/2013 on Let the shitstorm commence +12
#325 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
I don't complain about the Xbox one because i think it's mandatory to use, I complain because they could have done so much better, but made a shit console instead.
#207 - lolzordz (05/23/2013) [-]
no way, were not just complaining for no reason. the xbox one is the basically a console version of EA

total leeches.

and if youre fine with it then thanks, cause its you who help these leeches think its okay to treat the rest of us like prats
#110 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
What a misleading gif. I read that comment thinking there would be knowledge but it is straight opinion. Silly me.
User avatar #67 - makhan (05/23/2013) [-]
If you like it then good on you. No one is saying you need to share our opinion. I just don't want to pay to download a game on a console that I can't play with my friends unless they all own it. That is what I see as the advantage of consoles over PC. Unfortunately I do not have unlimited funds to buy every console and every game. Nor do I have the time. So I only get the console that I believe has the greatest advantage over the others. So far as I can tell, right now that is the PS4.
User avatar #49 - Shramin (05/23/2013) [-]
Normal is usual.
Normal is Safe.
Normal is what we know.
Normal is not Great.
Normal will not change the world.

If we do not speak up when companies create a product that we heavily disagree with, and that company has the money to create sales with the people who know less about said product types, then we will always end up with less than what could be.
#57 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
Constantly bitching about it won't change the world either, so your point is pretty much useless. You can act like some white knight trying to stop the big bad corporations from abusing you, but you're gonna buy the product in the end, and completely forget what you had a problem with in the beginning.
You guys don't actually have a problem with any of this. You're just making excuses for things to bitch about so you can complain.
User avatar #68 - Shramin (05/23/2013) [-]
Don't group the whole world as one entity.

I get my consoles to plug and play, any games that are locked to accounts I play on Steam.

I do have a problem with the policy following Xbone because it reminds me of EA, and if you are going to claim that I buy games on Origin anyways, well you'd be wrong. I like the ability to take my games with me to a friends house, or work, and show them to a friend so they might go get their own copy of whatever it is I own, or not if they dislike it. The inability to do so sucks.

Go be Cynical about every person alive on 4chan, this is not the place for you.
User avatar #48 - epicextreme (05/23/2013) [-]
i wish i could word things this well

and i'm taking the gif.
User avatar #46 - xern (05/23/2013) [-]
you are now my hero
#40 - He survived, so he Descended with style ain't got … 05/23/2013 on almost falls in famous movies -1
#180 - Comment deleted 05/23/2013 on Woolwich Terrorist Machete... +6
#1025 - Slender Creeper 05/18/2013 on Mine is The Faceless... 0
#131 - but i couldn't be arsed reading into everything fully so who t… 05/18/2013 on Meet Batshit Amy +17
#130 - It turns out that the crazy bitch actually spent some time in …  [+] (15 new replies) 05/18/2013 on Meet Batshit Amy +83
User avatar #546 - nastoy (05/19/2013) [-]
Bitch just got A-NA-LYZED
User avatar #605 - tragono (05/19/2013) [-]
anal eyes
#512 - cockasian (05/19/2013) [-]
that's a really plausible theory, and the longest fucking run-on sentence iIve ever had the pleasure of reading. Congratulations on both accounts.
User avatar #404 - xldarkking (05/18/2013) [-]
Its even better to know that they got married 5 months after meeting (Don't know if it was after meeting or after dating)
#385 - yunghunt (05/18/2013) [-]
I bet she makes good toilet wine then.
User avatar #315 - guymandude (05/18/2013) [-]
My theory is that Samy was willing to pay the money to make it so that he could continue to get laid, all while also creating the perfect outlet for laundering the money he has earned with all his gangster-related activities.

actually that would kind of explain why they manage to stay afloat despite having very few customers
User avatar #566 - deathstare (05/19/2013) [-]
So you're saying, as a playboy, you need to leave all the other women and open up a million dollar business for one woman, just so you can continue getting laid?
User avatar #575 - guymandude (05/19/2013) [-]
maybe he's only good at the laundering money part, and not at the getting laid part. He just needed to find a woman who desperately needed money.
#577 - deathstare (05/19/2013) [-]
In reality, I felt a bit bad for Sammy. I'm sure he's the one who called Ramsey. He's losing money, and he wanted help. It seemed like there were times he hated Amy, but was too scared to say anything.
User avatar #578 - guymandude (05/19/2013) [-]
yeah I felt the same. It seemed like every time he got angry it was only because he was trying to defend that apeshit crazy woman, and the rest of the time he seemed somewhat sensible.

Even that part of the episode where he goes to the table to find out what the person didn't like about their food, he made some sense in his reaction. He asks the guy whats wrong with the food and he says "...I don't really know, something's just off" and "I don't like how it tastes." He was probably just thinking "maybe you don't like the type of food you ordered then?"
User avatar #351 - witislimited (05/18/2013) [-]
As if to suggest they have real customers.
User avatar #249 - Nameloc (05/18/2013) [-]
Not bad theory.
Just ran on a bit.

But yeah, it's entirely possible that's how it happened.
#148 - triggathepirate (05/18/2013) [-]
You should right screenplays.
This is an entirely plausible backstory.
#151 - triggathepirate (05/18/2013) [-]
I need a friggan nap.
#131 - azroth (05/18/2013) [-]
but i couldn't be arsed reading into everything fully so who the fuck knows
#24 - how do all dem pupples fit in mummy's tummy 05/14/2013 on Puppies chasing their mom +6
#13 - it's sitting up like a human person 05/12/2013 on Sit Boy +10
#44 - MF Throughout 05/04/2013 on 0 Fucks given +5
#46 - I think they are one of the few groups who actually bring some… 05/02/2013 on eltiT +3
#26 - Picture 04/30/2013 on liquid fire ants +8
#43 - It's an old comic 04/23/2013 on Model +1
#6 - It's **** like this that if you saw someone doing it al…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2013 on You had one job -22
#10 - awesomenessdefined (04/23/2013) [-]
Angsty Teen detected.
#7 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
I seriously don't see any problem with people having fun. Tell me you didn't do one thing when you were young that may seem stupid now. No one is getting hurt or offended except for you apparently. What you're doing now is riding the bandwagon of "lol look at those little shits i hate them i'm so great and mature." Calm down.


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