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azroth

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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:5/24/2011
Last Login:7/28/2016
Location:Dying Blue Marble
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#28 - Sooo.. She wins a large sum of money, and she finds that the b…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2014 on Breakup 0vvna9e +7
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#34 - thechosentroll (11/09/2014) [-]
As a wise man once said: "Bitches be crazy.".
#33 - Difficulty is relative, if something that isn't very difficult…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2014 on University 0
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#40 - imagnetsux (11/09/2014) [-]
name of university?
#80 - All this bitchy cop hate.. If some guys pulled you into a corn…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/08/2014 on Cops +51
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#218 - mtndewisgreat (11/08/2014) [-]
The problem is it's their job to be the better man, to take on the challenges we don't. That's why it's so easy for us to turn them into the bad guy. Everyone sees the bad easier than the good, and it always lasts longer. Especially with the media, they only report a good story if it's utterly amazing. All the regular awesome stuff they do such as keeping someone from being stabbed is dozed over because it's "boring."

My uncle is a state trooper, and personally I don't like him as much as my other uncles. Even though I might not like him though, he is one hell of an honorable guy. His job is going to fatals, responding to things where people are either dead or close to it. I have a very high respect for him because of this, even if I don't like his views or personality. I barely ever see him.
#199 - anon (11/08/2014) [-]
Ya, but that happened to me and their wasn't. When I was smoking a joint there was...

Anecdotal evidence FTW
#158 - anon (11/08/2014) [-]
When i had my vehicle stolen I chased after the car for 5 minutes in the downtown area. I ran passed 2 police who looked at me, then looked away. It then took over an hour for police to respond to the 911 call i made. The vehicle was recovered 4 days later completely destroyed and I was fined $800 for towing. Not exactly relevant to your post, but cops are not there to protect you anymore.
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#150 - Spazblast (11/08/2014) [-]
www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/02/cop-fired-driving-past-kidnap-victim-dallas_n_5921342.html

Or maybe there is a cop nearby but the reality is some of them(not all but definitely more than just this guy) don't give a shit about you.
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#151 - darthblam (11/08/2014) [-]
Ok...
That's some straight up fucked shit right there.
#135 - hurzg (11/08/2014) [-]
Whenever I call the cops for something they say something in the lines of 'eh'. I don't believe they will be there when I need an urgent help.
#8 - Picture 11/08/2014 on Truly inspirational, +17
#7 - Picture 11/08/2014 on Truly inspirational, 0
#12 - I ain't no god damn servant, fool  [+] (3 new replies) 11/07/2014 on Evolving +2
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#13 - peanutbraddle (11/07/2014) [-]
you brought it up
the burden of proof lies with you
now go, and close the gates of oblivion!
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#25 - reekballs (11/08/2014) [-]
"oh das cute"

".....OHGOD...

awwww :,)"
#10 - The video is better, it sneezes and makes a cute sound  [+] (5 new replies) 11/07/2014 on Evolving +2
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#11 - peanutbraddle (11/07/2014) [-]
then link it fgt
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#12 - azroth (11/07/2014) [-]
I ain't no god damn servant, fool
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#13 - peanutbraddle (11/07/2014) [-]
you brought it up
the burden of proof lies with you
now go, and close the gates of oblivion!
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#25 - reekballs (11/08/2014) [-]
"oh das cute"

".....OHGOD...

awwww :,)"
#108 - The fight between him and Gaara in the chunin exam was probabl… 11/07/2014 on Hmm... 0
#53 - Dem's true mans fingers, good for fingering steel 11/07/2014 on straight razor +5
#93 - I've never understood that, i thought things like the doggy pa…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/06/2014 on oh..oh.. 0
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#97 - kosicandavid (11/06/2014) [-]
If you put baby into pool of water it will try to swim just like any other animal baby....
But if somebody was never in a water too deep to swim and never had need for swim how could they know it?
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#105 - shorea (11/06/2014) [-]
I don't know, movies? Internet? Seriously, I'm quite sure eveyone has already seen someone swimming and even if not, I'd just paddle as much as possible.
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#107 - kosicandavid (11/06/2014) [-]
Ooooh that sounds clever. Let' s learn how to swim from the internet or some movies. If there ever will be some person that learn how to swim from the Internet that person would deserve some kind of medal.....
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#108 - shorea (11/06/2014) [-]
dude, nobody's talking about proffesional swimming, just something that will let you get to safety, nothing more. When I was at the pool for the first time in my life, my older brother tossed me into water and told me to get back myself, it wasn't hard.